Dodos-r-not-extinct
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Joined 08-18-09, id: 2053201, Profile Updated: 10-07-12
Author has written 22 stories for Order of the Stick, Twilight, Legend of Zelda, and How to Train Your Dragon.

A.K.A: The Jester, World Renown Cat-Burglar

Yes, I only use this site to post crack pairings (although I don't know why as I never get any reviews. I know people read them but are they any good?). On the OoTS forum we have a crack pairing matchup table (roll the dice and write the pairing) and it's actually quite addictive.

So, about me!

Name : Just call me Dodo!

Gender: Female

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Blue

Location: Scotland

Other: I am also known as Taekwondodo. I like dragons and reading, encompassing both are the Dragons of Pern series by Anne McCaffrey and the Inheritance series by Christopher Paollini. I also like other animals and have just finished a Zoology course at Edinburgh Uni (trying to find a job now). I can also be found on Neopets (a virtual pets site) as dodos_r_not_extinct. Eerm... I think that's about it just now so I'll just say enjoy my stories! (and I also give out brain bleach on request!)

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"I don't really see a point of a holiday that celebrates romantic love, I mean if you need to be reminded to like your romantic partner, you're doing it wrong." John Green

“Don’t make stuff because you want to make money, it will never make you enough money. And don’t make stuff because you want to get famous because you will never feel famous enough. Make gifts for people and work hard on making those gifts in the hope that those people will notice and like the gifts. Maybe they will notice how hard you worked and maybe they won’t and if they don’t notice I know it’s frustrating but ultimately that doesn’t change anything because your responsibility is not to the people you’re making the gift for but to the gift itself.” John Green

"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words?" Marcel Marceau

"Aggression, the writer's main source of energy." Ted Solotaroff

"Let us waive that agitated national topic, as to whether such multitudes of foreign poor should be landed on our American shores; let us waive it, with the one only thought, that if they can get here, they have God's right to come." Herman Melville

"I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste." Marcel Duchamp

"Writing fiction is ... an endless and always defeated effort to capture some quality of life without killing it." Rose Wilder Lane

"The need to express oneself in writing springs from a maladjustment to life, or from an inner conflict which the adolescent (or the grown man) cannot resolve in action. Those to whom action comes as easily as breathing rarely feel the need to break loose from the real, to rise above, and describe it... I do not mean that it is enough to be maladjusted to become a great writer, but writing is, for some, a method of resolving a conflict, provided they have the necessary talent." André Maurois

"It's a dismally lonely business, writing." Toni Cade Bambara

"Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing." Harper Lee

"He who fights against monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster in the process. And when you stare persistently into an abyss, the abyss also stares into you." Friedrich Nietzsche

"To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour." William Blake

"I will promise no such thing!" I exclaimed. "If Edward's going to drain my fluids like I'm a Cadbury creme egg I really think I ought to know, whether or not this will cause me to do something that will hurt his feelings." from Alicorn's Luminosity, a re-imagining of Twilight.

"If my other results all pointed at "yep, magical vampires", I'd take the specific claim about Jasper as part of the package." from Alicorn's Luminosity

"Even the romance novels were unhelpful: the characters didn't act like any real human beings I'd met at all, and if I wasn't prone to comparable dramatic exhalations about my uncontrollable ardor, it didn't mean anything except that I wasn't meant to be watercolored on the cover of a mass market paperback containing borderline porn." from Alicorn's Luminosity

"Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly." Neil Gaiman's Sandman

"If the future seems overwhelming, remember that it comes only one day at a time." Beth Mende Conny

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn’t. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is." Horace Walpole

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious...and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." Walt Disney

"Good writers are those who keep the language efficient. That is to say, keep it accurate, keep it clear." Ezra Pound

"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that." Ursula K. Le Guin

"I'm not afraid of facts, I welcome facts but a congeries of facts is not equivalent to an idea. This is the essential fallacy of the so-called "scientific" mind. People who mistake facts for ideas are incomplete thinkers; they are gossips." Cynthia Ozick

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30532 - Favs: 16,972 - Follows: 14,698 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
Ashes through an Hourglass by Oy Angelina reviews
The Volturi is the only life Alec has known, Jane is the one person he ever loved and control is the definition of his being. Too bad Alec might not know himself as well as he thinks... - A teenage love story 350 years in the making.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,601 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec, Bree
I wanna go home 2! Ya hear? by Lizardios reviews
I get warped into FF7 by my PS2... My life could be alright, had I not merged bodies with my pet lizard, giving me a new body, another personality in my mind, AND living through what was supposed to be a video game. Chapter 29 up
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,955 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Red XIII
Three Books, One Story by wishyfishy reviews
A few years after the Amber Spyglass, Will suddenly stumbles upon a trio of new books dubbed His Dark Materials. Emotional chaos ensues that includes Mary Malone, and his current girlfriend, Lena. But one question stands: How did Philip Pullman know?
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,443 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Will P., Dr. Mary M.
He was my king by Ketch117 reviews
Book 4. After many grueling months of preparation, the Varden are at last beginning their invasion the Empire. But the work of a century is not so easily overturned, and they soon find that the world is not the simple place they once believed it to be...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,255 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Just Axel by creep-stats3 reviews
And in the end all I have left to ground myself to existence is my name. Axel; Just Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Axel - Complete
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Ice, Ice Baby reviews
Lee of the IFCC and his secretary indulge in a little ice play. DISCLAIMER: When using an ice dildo, make sure it has started to melt run under a tap or something so it doesn't freeze to you/your partner. That would not be nice.
Order of the Stick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Lee - Complete
May This Day Shine Eternal
May this day shine eternally in your lives. May it add brilliance to every achievement and cast a divine light over any misfortune. Thanh x TGWaH pairing
Order of the Stick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Thanh - Complete
In The Arms Of Morpheus: The Musical reviews
Water-Smurf's brilliant pairing in musical form!
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Vaarsuvius, Redcloak
Mary Sue's Adventures in Berk reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
The Raven reviews
Written for the Halloween Squickies. Vaarsuvius stars in Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven".
Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Vaarsuvius, Blackwing - Complete
Legend of The Stick: Order of Time reviews
Crack-pairing crossover between Legend of Zelda and The Order of The Stick. Not my best work.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Link, Vaarsuvius - Complete
Sacrifices We Make
Kidnap, torture and sacrifice. All for another nine months. Warning: Non-con and character death
Order of the Stick - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Haley S., Nale - Complete
Eggs is Eggs reviews
It's Easter and Elan is excited.
Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Elan - Complete
Rude Awakenings
Thanh x Random female NPC crack-pairing.
Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Thanh - Complete
If You Can't Be With The One You Love
A one-shot inspired by Water-Smurf's VxRedcloak fanon. Tiasal x Blackwing fluff. WARNING: May contain traces of Narm.
Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Blackwing - Complete
Subconscious Desire
Freud would have a field day... V x Haley crack-pairing.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Haley S., Vaarsuvius - Complete
Nothing but the truth?
Imprisoned in a Tyrinarian jail cell, Ian Starshine has nothing else to do but reminisce about the past. Now with a soupçon of foreboding! As always comments are appreciated, if not positively encouraged!
Order of the Stick - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ian S., The Snarl - Complete
The Cat's Pyjamas
Crackpairing. Mr Scruffy X Lord Shojo/Kidnapping. Enjoy! *winks*
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Mr. Scruffy, Shojo - Complete
A Winter's Tale
A tragic love story, told in a series of flashbacks.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Broken reviews
Edward and Bella become trapped in the Stickverse, will they ever go home? Edward x Tsukiko
Crossover - Twilight & Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Tsukiko - Complete
Animal Magic reviews
Lord Hinjo's celestial wolf is in love. But does the object of his affections feel the same way?
Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Argent, Windstriker - Complete
I'gorga en' rimpa reviews
Crack pairing between Inkyrius and the soul splices. Rated M for scenes of a sexual nature.
Order of the Stick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Inkyrius - Complete
The Origin of Love
Gender switched by accident Nale finds true love in the form of Julio Scoundrel. Featuring a short cameo of the song "The Origin of Love" by Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Nale - Complete
Close Encounters of the Crack Kind
Therkla finds comfort in the arms of Julio Scoundrel. With aliens...
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Therkla - Complete
Second Glance
Another crack pairing. This time Elan and The Cliffport Chief of Police are snowed in.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Elan - Complete
Lost
Stuck on a desert island Bozzok and Mr Rodriguez, lawyer, get to "know" one another.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bozzok - Complete
The Deepest Cut
Hired by a disgruntled soldier Zz'dtri sets out to kill Hinjo...dressed in a maids outfit?
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Hinjo, Zz'dtri - Complete