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Where to begin...hmmm...Ok well, my name is Cassie and am from Missouri. I have a husband and a wonderful daughter. I'm a pre-med student, and hope to work in emergency medicine someday.


OK-About me:

Things I love

Honesty

My little girl-she's my whole world

My DH-he's my other half

Cussing-It fucking makes me feel better!

Reading

Music

Songs by:

Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold,
Escape the Fate,Nickelback,Paramore, Tom Petty,
Linkin Park, Muse, The Black Ghosts,
and many, many others

Things I hate

Racsits

Bigots

Liars

Meanies

Slash fics

and anything else mean, hateful, or otherwise rude

Well, that's me in a nutshell-sorry if it pisses you off, but I can't help who I am!


I read this on morningstar's profile and loved it-so here it is!

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the asses of the entire crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

Funny shit to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without ever getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you 'Admiral'.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -"DING" at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

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A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21188 - Favs: 10,297 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,158 - Follows: 7,824 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Taken by wmonica reviews
Jasper can't take it anymore. Alice has more faith in Edward then she dose Jasper. So Jasper kindnaps poor, poor Bella and takes her on an adventure Edward couldn't have given her becuase his lack of control. But then who dose she want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,413 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,710 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If This Is Fate by earthprincess4 reviews
Bella Swan is an abused child and has no hope of ever escaping her step father, James. She hides and pushes people away that get too close. Edward Cullen comes along and is determined to help her and keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 277,049 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8261 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resurrection by octoberland reviews
New Moon inspired. BxE. Vamp/human. Jake is just a friend. Rated M for themes of depression/suicide/light lemons and violence later on. Focuses on E/B repairing their relationship. "Ironic that my blood would end up being the thing that saved me."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,651 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Out Of Choices by Picklewinkle reviews
After her mom dies, Bella becomes angry & withdrawn. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, & the start of a complicated love-hate relationship. Can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU,OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 315,271 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amor Est Vitae Essentia by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
-Love is the essence of life - Bella Swan is quite a bit older than she appears, with an odder secret than even the Cullens hold. M because of gore, no lemons - yet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 88,636 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stripped by punkfarie reviews
Edward and Bella both nearly lose their lives when they lose their first loves. Can they find a reason to live in each other or will their relationship send one of them over the edge? OOC, ExB, AH. Rated M. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,045 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The La Push Pack by keldoll reviews
Edward left Bella, Victoria attacked. Follow Bella's life over 100yrs. Wat wil the Cullens find when they go2see "The La Push Pack" concert? Wil Edward eva see Bella again? Wat wil Bella do? Why isnt she a normal vamp? Bit of BxJ but is realy BxE. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,327 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Moment Too Late by Jayeliwood reviews
Edward was too late, and now they both have to deal with what happened. What will come of that night and is Bella as okay as she say she is? EPOV, slight OOC, AU. Reedit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,627 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Please Help! reviews
Please help me find this story!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/16 - Bella, Edward - Complete