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RIP Reshawn "Ray-Ray" James Walker.


A little about me:

I'm Bi

I've got 25 friends (none on fanfiction... as far as I know...)

People call me gothic, people call me emo, & sometimes a poser. I not afraid to admit what I am!

Little something to know:


I love Avril Lavigne, Paramore, Cascada, Nickelback, shakira, Black Eyed peas, All American Rejects, t.a.t.u., Beyonce', & other various artists...

Girl: Hey

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later.

Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than freak! What's the point of going out with
someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her too but was afraid of what his friends would think)

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.
Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.

2 hours later, her mom came home and heard the bath water running.

She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site.

The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red.

She walked over to see what was inside and screamed.

There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists.

Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye.

On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?"

No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know.

A person's appearance doesn't count.

What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...

If you think Canada is AWESOME, copy and paste this to your profile, Eh!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...

I'm gonna miss your retarded ass...

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

()You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
() You wear/used to wear braces
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work on a farm
Total: 2


() You surf
() You're a vegetarian
(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
() You get along with everybody
() Everything should be natural to you
Total: 2


() You love technology
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
() You are a quick healer
(x) You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard
(x) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 2


() You are/were a CIT
() You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
() Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
() Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
() You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 1


(x) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
(x) You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
(x) You get scared easily
(x) Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 4


() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
(x) You love skulls and crossbones
() You have piercings
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
() Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 2


() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
() You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
(x) You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Count: 1


() You're home schooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
(x) You are pale
Count: 1


() You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
() You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard
Count: 0


(x) You're goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
(x) You wear fishnets and black
() You make the first move
(x) Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
(x) Annoying things irk you up
Count: 4


(x) You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(x) You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(x) You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Count: 3


() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
(x) You often get embarrassed sometimes
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Count: 1


(x) You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
(x) Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
(x) You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
(x) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 5


() You're the eye candy
() People often stare at you
()People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photoshots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous lol
Count: 0


(x) You have a BFFFL
(x) You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
() You're often sweet
(x) You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
() You listen to Pop Music
(x) You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 3


() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
() You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 1


() You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
(x) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
(x) Your eyes are blue
(x) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 3


(x) You are a bookworm
() Your IQ is off the charts/high
() You're in Honors classes
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
() You're quiet
() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
(x) You don't like parties
Count: 4


() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
() You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Count: 1


(x) You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
() You accidently do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
(x) You easily cry
() You love to squeal
() You often do things wrong
Count: 2


() You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
() You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
() You easily fall in love
Count: 3


(x) You suck at sports
(x) You often wear red
() You wear a head bandana
() You wear sweat clothes
() You're tall
() You have brown hair and brown eyes
(x) You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Count: 3

wow! I'm most like, Izzy, Gwen, Noah, & Dj...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Oh plz! My boobs are so SMALL, im basically FLAT CHESTED!!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (NOT TRUE!!)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
(I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

1: Izzy

2: Gwen

3: Leshawna

4: Trent

5: Dj

6: Owen

7: Lindsay

8: Bridgette

9: Geoff

10: Lindsay

11: Harold

12: Cody

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

not that i can remember...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?


3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

it could happen, 9 would kill 12 though...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

YES!! but only if he's with 8

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?


6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/10! Dj's not gay! & niether's Geoff!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Lindsay'd be like: hi kip! hey greta! whats up?!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Harold & tyler turn gay, how do their gf's react

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

friendship fluff!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

when tyler gets kicked off of TDI, who's there to comfort lindsay?! Why a little techno dweeb!

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

clumsy by fergie

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Crazy izzy & farticus Owen chase Cody!!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

uh... idk

14. "(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2).

" Izzy and Bridgette are in a happy relationship Dj until runs off with Trent. Izzy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Harold and a brief unhappy affair with Cody, then follows the wise advice of Leshawna, and finds true love with Gwen.

What title would you give this fic?

Izzy gone gay

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?


16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

um... that's NOT happening!!

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


18) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?


19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on one?



1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

My life

Hi,my name is Marie and I live in an orphanage

I've lived in this orphanage my whole life

It's probably because someone out there didn't love me

They thought I caused them pain and strife

And therefore they just dumped me here

In this place I call "Loneliness Sea"

And in this place are ghosts of hurt

Who tear and make-fun of me

They say that I have no mother and I'm just a nuisance to the world

Who's mother probably had me unmarried,they said

That stupid young girl

But I try to say that they are wrong

In every one of their accusing deeds

That I had and will have a mother

That I so very desperately need

So why do people do these things

to children just like me?

If you are STRONGLY against this abuse and hurt that children like Marie go through,post this on your profile.PLEASE!!

Your looks and body!!

Face shape-'s shaped like a face?
Skin tone- pale
Do you have acne?- Yes...but then agian, who doesn't?
Hair color- brunette,
Hair texture- Softish
Hair style- layered, with a weird bang, hard to describe
Hair length- mid neck
Eye color- blue, almost light grayish
Eye shape- They are shaped like eyes
How big are your eyes?- Eh, idk, they're eye sized...
Do you wear contacts or glasses?- Yeah, glasses,
How about braces? Have/had them?- No,
Do you have straight teeth?- No, I need braces...
Are they really white?- no...
Do you have high cheekbones?- idk
Long eyelashes?- No, normal sized eye lashes.
Do you wear makeup?- yes...
What kind of makeup do you use?- lip gloss, eye liner, eye shadow,
What brand of makeup do you use?- I don't know,
What shoe size do you wear?- 7- 71/2
Ring size?- 6
Belt size?- idk
Pant size?- 0
Shirt size?- xs- s.
How tall are you?- eh, about 5'sumthin...
Happy with it?- No,
Your weight- 94?
Happy with it?- i guess?
Do you exercise a lot?- I excersize my fingers by typing >XP
What kind of exercising do you do?- I just said typing!
Are you 'toned'?- what!?
Muscular?- no...
Overweight?- No.
Are you in shape?- No

You and School!!

What school do you attend?- middle school
What grade are you in?- 8th!
What classes are you taking?- school classes?
What's your favorite one?- math!
Least favorite?- Ugh,chorus, i've had it for 2 1/2 years now...I HATE IT!
Favorite teacher- my math teacher, she was soooo nice!
What class do they teach?- What do you think?
Least favorite teacher- My english teacher
What class do they teach?- Stupid question!
How many schools have you ever attended?- 5
Are you in any clubs?- no
What ones?- I JUST SAID NO!
What about school plays?- stage fright
Musicals?- no...
Do you go to a lot of school dances?- not really... they're pretty lame...
Are you full of school spirit?!- GIMME AN 'N'! GIMME AN 'O'! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?? Go away.
Suspended?- I'm an angel!

You and Sports!!

Your favorite sport-
Least favorite sport- Foot ball!
Favorite sports team- .Least favorite sports team- I don't really know!
Do you play any sports?- Pfft NO
What ones?- NO
Are you good?- NO
What sport would you like to be better at?- NO
What's your favorite sport to watch?- NO
To play?- NO

You and Music!!

Your favorite type of music- Pop, Rock, R&B/Pop, some Rap idk, um...really has no clue
Favorite band(s)- Avril Lavigne, Paramore, t.a.t.u, 3 Oh!3, Cascada, NickelBack, Pussycat Dolls, Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, a whole lot more!!
Favorite song(s)- Shoulda Said No by Taylor Swift
Least favorite type of music- Heavy Metal
Least favorite band(s)- heavy metal bands, & jonas brothers/hannah/miley!!(except maralyn manson, & MCR!)
least favourite song (s)- The songs I don't listen to.
Did/do you take any classes relating to music in high school/college?- I'm not in high school yet!
Do you play an instrument?- nope!
Do you like dancing to music? - I dance in my room alone all the time!
Do you like singing?- Yep!! but only when i'm alone...

You and Your Friends!!

Best- Tayler, Avery, & Mitzi
Nicest- Mitzi
Cutest- Avery
Shyest- idk
Friendliest- olivia & Tayler
Dorkiest- We're all dorky!
Prettiest- Caitlyn & Sierra
Ugliest- me... :(
Sweetest- Avery
Most reliable- Avery & Ashley
Least reliable- idk...
Best singer- Oliva!!
Best dancer- Sierra (she's a cheerleader)
Best at an instrument- Mitzi & Ryan
Best artist- Tayler (she's like Gwen amazing!)
Biggest appetite- Me, myself, and I!

o( _ )o

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your Profile to help him gain world domination. (Muahahahaha!!)

You Know You Live In 2009 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

Choose 10 of your friends:

1. Tayler

2. Avery

3. Chelsea

4. Olivia

5. Amanda

6. Victoria

7. Lacy

8. Sierra

9. Taylor

10. Cody

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

um... Olivia doesn't know Sierra that well... but Oliva & Chelsea, or Chelsea & Sierra, or Olivia & Sierra would probably get into a fight lol

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

it would probably go well

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

1, me & Tayler talk/text more often then me & Victoria...

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

he'd probably run screaming, trying to find me, Amanda, or Tayler's bf... hehehe

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Eww!! Chelsea, Sierra & Victoria ARE NOT LESBO!!

6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Lacy!! She punches HARD!!

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

idk... i don't know how well Tayler cooks...

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Chelsea would jump off a bridge before she had tomarry either Sierra, Taylor, or Lacy

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

ice cream money?

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

i already know both of them!!

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Olivia would be like: What the crap have you been smoking lately??

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

She's kicks our butt...

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Avery & Cody don't know Sierra (she's in a dif grade) but Avery & Cody would NEVER get married, so... no worries!!

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

i don't think Victoria's met lacy...

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

it has something to do with insulting me...(we have a love/hate friendship, everyone thinks we should go out... but that's NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!! Not in this life time anyway...)

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Tayler was making-out with her bf...

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

they'd probably sing Just Dance while standing on the coffee table (lol!!)

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Oliva will probably do something! & they'll get her preppy stuff (cuz she's a cheerleader...)

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?


21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

kills her back

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?

idk how selfish Victoria is...

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

leave her there... Cody can be a jerk sometimes!

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

everyone runs screaming...

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

she walks away slowly!

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?


28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?


29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

they drive to the closest walmart & buy some food!

30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?

run away SCREAMING!!

1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could?

2. What color shirt are you wearing?

3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list?
there all girls but why not? =

4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list?
oh god no!

5. How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life?
all of them =

6. How many kids do you want to have?
2 or 3

7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
uh... not answering dat ;

8. What name would you want besides the one you have?
anything but MY name!

9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex?

10. What did you do for your last birthday?
omg- i 4get ;)

11. What's your main ringtone on your phone?
crazy bitch

12. What time did you wake up today?
like, 8:30

13. What were you doing two nights ago?
dads bday

14. Do you like having your hair pulled?

15. Name something you can't wait to do.
watch new moon! all i need is 4 my parents 2 take me! =

16. Last time you saw your mom
this morning.

17. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
well.. bigger boobiess... put on a couple ponds so sonali will STOP calling me aneorexic!! = & clearer skinn

18. If you had 250,000, what would you do with it?
uh, skinny jeans, go c new moon, & buy a motorcycle

19. how long have you worked at your current job?
Well since i work at school, since kindergarden =

20. Have you ever talked to Tom (creator of myspace... i think)

21.Describe the underwear you have on

22. Last thing you ate?
hot pocket bout an hour ago...

23. What's your favorite month?
October! HALLOWEEN!! =

24. Your least favorite month?
hmmm august... summer ends =

25. What's the last piece of clothing someone borrowed from you?

26. Who is getting on your nerves right now?

27. Most visited webpage
Myspace Duhh.. Who spends time makin these serveys?

28. Last person you text messaged?
Hmmm.. mom

29. Last person to make you sad?

30. Would you take a bullet for your best friend?
hell yea i wouldd..

31. Favorite kind of drink?
sunkist!! =

32. Favorite food?

33. Favorite dessert?
no sweet tooth =

34. Have you been to Europe?
no... but ive lived in asia

35. If someone you hated died, what would you do?
haha =P

if you answered all of these honestly, re-post this as 'Don't Lie Survey'


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

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A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (somtimes)
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors. (i love any color)
You hate wearing the colour black. (I LOVE black!!)
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (thanks to my mum)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yeah! my moms cat!





13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? don't like ice cream

15. RED OR PINK? pink
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? friends dat have moved


19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? pink,black,white checkered/plaid pj pants
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? cinamon!!


28. EYE COLOR? blue/gray
29. Do you wear contacts? no
30. FAVORITE FOOD? ham & cheese hot pockets, schools pizza, pretzels

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? marley & me
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing? green,blue, & red (i kno i don't match... still in pjs.)

35. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? friend pulling a juno .
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? fear street: cheerleaders, the second evil
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? . don't use one

42. FAVORITE SOUND? school bell
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? eww! neither! Paramore & 3oh!3 dudes!! \m/
48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 12:17 pm

10 Facts About Me-

Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Song: Take a bow
Favorite Time of Day: Night
Favorite Book: Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
#1 Obsession: Total Drama Island
Favorite Movie: JUNO
Favorite Animal: Tiger (my school's mascot!:)
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite School Subject: Math
Favorite Hobby: Writing, Listening to music

My Rules of Vampires

1. Their eye color changes depending on their emotion
2. Most vampires are able to walk out in the sunlight and keep the secret covered
3. It takes time for their fangs to grow in ( WOWP: Wizards vs. Vampires )
4. They DO NOT turn into bats
5. Most sleep in coffins

Playlist of my life

Opening Credits: Black Parade by MCR

Waking up: Machik Gay by T.a.t.U

First Day of School: Decoy by Paramore

Falling In Love: All about us by T.a.t.U

Fighting: Money for nothing by Darin Zanyar

Breaking Up: Take a bow by Rihannah

Driving: Don't tell me by Avril Lavigne

Mental Breakdown: Bring me to life by Evanscene

Getting Back Together: All the things she said by T.a.t.U

Prom Night: Supermassive black hole by Muse

Wedding: Gives you hell by All American Rejects

Birth of A Child: Alyssa lies by Jason Michael Carroll

Final Battle: Gummi bear song by idk (OMG! I LOVE that song!!:)

Death Scene: Misery buisness by Paramore

Funeral: That's what you get by Paramore

End Credits: Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas

Vampire Eye Color Guide

Green- Happy
Red- Thirsty
Blue- Sad
Black- Mad
Orange- Nervous
Purple- Confused

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)


3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Reneigh Otis

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):


6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue sunkist

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):


8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird ,who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter ,who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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What The FanFiction? by Cereal-Killa reviews
Ever wondered what comments the characters of TDI might make on our fanfictions? Each character gets their own chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009
Sleeping With the Devil by fulltimereviewer reviews
I knew it was wrong, I knew it was wrong to sleep with the devil. OFF OF HIATUS!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - DJ, Heather
Marital… Or, um… Maternal Duties by fulltimereviewer reviews
BRAND NEW CHAPTER! Sequel to A Father's Love. Chapter Highlight: "He can come any day now. Maybe even tonight." DJ whispered. Katie laughed in a slightly bitter tone.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Katie, DJ
But Tonight We Dance by Ethical Whore reviews
The place where they started on the day they began, he wants to dance in the one place they haven't. DxC Implied DxG.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
And That's Why I Hate Kids by AerisSerris reviews
Izzy's sister asks her and Duncan to babysit her son, Henry. Easy, right? Duncan finds out that it is so very, very wrong the hard way.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Duncan, Izzy - Complete
10 ways to tell Geoff I'm pregnant by Mysterious Bluerose reviews
Bridgette finds out she's pregnant and ponders 10 different ways to tell Geoff. Some will fail, some will succeed, and some will go HORRIBLY WRONG. Rated T for obvious reasons and language. 3rd chap: Tell him in a firework display.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bridgette, Geoff
7 Minutes in Heaven! by Fckn reviews
It's been two days and now it's TRENT'S turn to throw this party! Let's see how far these peeps would go in a luxury closet full of song lyrics and CD's. Who would hook up? Who would break up? Who am I gonna put in the damn closet? FIND OUT HERE!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Gwen, Tyler
Undead Drama Island by Ojex XIII reviews
During the first bonfire ceremony the camera man is hit with a mysterious illness that turns out to be a zombie virus! now the campers must fight for their lives as they try to escape the island... but only one will leave the island alive! Muahaha!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,494 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
The Birthday Party of a Lifetime by A Beautiful Oblivion reviews
This is my story. My story about Geoff’s birthday party. Gwen and Trent go, but by the end of the party Trent is smashed. One-shot. Story is better than summary. Gwen x Trent. Chapter 2 up! Finally!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Total Drama Biohazard by DeadmanDairyland reviews
Based on the Resident Evil series by Capcom. Chris has a different challenge set up for TDDDDI after he finds an abandoned underground facility once owned by Umbrella. But what happens when things go awry? POV changes each chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,733 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Noah, Leshawna - Complete
After the Aftermath by Atticus07 reviews
Having both been eliminated from Total Drama Action, Trent and Gwen are unsure of how to act around one another and what to do. After the second aftermath show, will they grow closer together as friends, or even something more?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
50 things to remember about Courtney by Mystique84 reviews
What Duncan has learnt about Courtney from the first episode till now. Cute and short, 50 things to remember about Courtney...50 things to remember about Duncan coming soon. review!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Stranded by VampGrl1234 reviews
Trent and Gwen are stranded on an island, and they think that the other is dead. Untill they find each other and live thier lives on the island. Untill something unexpected comes up, and they are anxiouse to get home.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Gwen, Trent - Complete
Total Drama Couple 2 by katie4cheer reviews
Welcome to the action-packed sequel to Total Drama Couple! This time, campers are competing for real cash! Can they survive the crazy challenges? The drama? The back-stabbing? Chef's cooking? Owen's toxic butt-blasts? Find out in TDC2!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,284 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009
Freak on Halloween by HouroftheRaven reviews
For Day 1 of Crack and Fanon Week. Izzy has dragged Justin off for some late night trick or treating! But what if the very first house they go to actually does the impossible: break Izzy's spirit? One-shot. Justin/Izzy
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Izzy, Justin - Complete
Total Drama Couple by katie4cheer reviews
This is a fight to the finish for most popular couple on TDI. Readers are the voters, and evil competitiors, aka Heather, and obsurd contests keep the show dramatic. Not to mention that Chef and Chris are doing all they can to drive the competitors crazy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 65,326 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
TDI: Bridgette and Geoff terrible twins trouble by Blak-Ice reviews
Bridgette is tried of all the Child care "experts", and writes her own book on how to deal with bad children like hers. Chapter 20, now up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,711 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bridgette, Geoff
Drunken Truth by VampGrl1234 reviews
When the booze pours, so dose the turth. Song fic. Full summary inside! M for lang. and sugestive themes, o and lyrics.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Gwen, Trent - Complete
Revenge! by BlizzardOfOzz reviews
The Total Drama Island cast get revenge on Cartoon Network for censoring them. Crack-fic, with lots of swearing, violence, and death.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Geek and the Hothead by Winter-Rae reviews
Cody had recently been overwhelmed with a sudden urge to do something that he was sure would get him killed. And that sudden urge, was to kiss Eva. Main Pairing: Cody/Eva, Side pairing: Duncan/LeShawna, others mentioned inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Cody, Eva - Complete
I'd Lie by Surfer Girl Forevuh reviews
Songfic. One of the girls has secret feelings for another camper. But, how will she ever be able to tell him she likes him? With the help of her friends that's how. Crap summery. Main couples are a mystery pair and DxC. Hope you enjoy XD
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Katie - Complete
Silenced by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
A visit to a graveyard - albeit on Halloween - can't be that bad, can it? At least, not a normal one. But this one's haunted. In memory of someone who died a short while ago. This is for you, Josh, because 17 is too young to die.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
The Flamethrower Incident by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
I'm sorry! Flamethrowers don't normally go off by themselves! It just happened to be aimed at your car! The safety release was on! It wasn't supposed to go off!" Gwen tries to kill Izzy for destroying her car.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Gwen, Izzy - Complete
Are they? by forestsofazarath reviews
Cyborg's just had his midnight snack and is heading back to his room when he hears some noises. Rating may change. Oneshot. Major BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Perfect Accident reviews
My first- and probably not my only- DxG story... I've joined the dark side. Don't judge me. And yes I'm still alive... - -
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Dark Queen reviews
Its been 15 years since Dark Hunter. The campers have come to a reunion, & Gwen, Dimitri, & Lucas finally meet. But durning the 3 week reunion, they find a little girl named Danali, who's no older then 4 and her sitters. But why does she look like Trent?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Gwen, Trent
Song fics reviews
Hey, I've decided to put ALL of my songfics into one story.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009
Part of us isn't welcome reviews
Last new story I will write untill all others are complete.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Gwen, Trent - Complete
Valentine reviews
Someone's killing off Gwen's friends. But who?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Gwen, Trent
He wants to marry me reviews
Tell me if I should continue, or leave it the way it is.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Gwen
Dark Killers reviews
I guess it's like a... a... Let's go with prolouge for Dark Hunter. Filler in more or less.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Gwen
My life can't get much worst right? WRONG! reviews
Sequel to "Duncan's Karma" set 16 years later in Dallas's POV.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Duncan's Karma reviews
"... You know you deserved it right?" Courtney said, scowling at Duncan. "I really REALLY hate karma..." Duncan groaned, knowing she was right.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Gwen, Trent - Complete
Total Drama Kids reviews
Just an A/N vote pretty please!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Chris M.
Nothing to do with TDI reviews
Just an authors note. It'll explain my absence.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Dark hunter reviews
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Blood, Truth, & Love reviews
It's the sequel to Blood, Hatred, & Love. It's said five years after the pups were born. They go to highschool now, & they're VERY different. But someone knows about their parents. And no one can help.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Gwen, Trent
Death is coming reviews
Side story for DCB
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Gwen, Trent
Dragon Warrior reviews
Just read
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Gwen, Trent
Blood, Hatred, & Love reviews
Oh please! Can we please stop pretending? We know what they are, & they know what we are!" Rosie hissed. "Rosie..." Samuel warned. "God! Its like Twilight! The only difference is, "Bella" is a mutt!" She snapped.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Gwen, Trent - Complete
Death waits for you reviews
She said she'd get revenge. She wanted them to die. Now, she has the perfect opertunity: a TDI reunion. The squel to "Death Comes Back" Sorry it took me SOOOO LONG!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Understanding reviews
Meet Madison. She's 19, scared, & pregnant for the fourth time. She's running from her boyfriends cousin. She wants Olivia & Elliot to keep her family safe. Will they? Or is it too late?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
The truth reviews
This is just a little side-story to Death comes back. Please enjoy. It explains what happened before DCB
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Gwen - Complete
My life, my choice, my baby reviews
Gwen has given birth. Will Trent be apart of their daughter's life? Now complete
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Raise of the Arcatti reviews
Arcatti- a newer breed of Lycans. They're stronger, faster, & smarter then any Werewolf breed known. One of them is a TDI camper...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
True Sisters reviews
Gwen, Courtney, Izzy, & Bridgette are all mystical creatures. They are all different, yet the same in many ways. But someone wants one of them dead. Who?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Loving them always reviews
I deleted a new somewhat wonderful miracle, & decided to rewrite it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Gwen - Complete
Finding reviews
Duncan is 22, & a cop for Toronto. But when an old friend turns up dead, he has to find the father of a little girl, left orphaned. But no test is showing up "POSITIVE".
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Duncan
Our lives are OVER! reviews
*COMPLETE* Courtney's now alone. No Gwen. No Bridgette. No Leshawna. She's all alone. But now she has to see him again.... To make things worst, she has to say one more goodbye.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Courtney, Gwen - Complete
Death comes back reviews
Gwen is now a senior in highschool. She's back to her old life, & her old friends. But what made her go goth is now back.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Gwen - Complete
TDI cast theme songs reviews
Okay! I know this has been done before, but i wanted to try it out any how!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete