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Joined 08-19-09, id: 2054632, Profile Updated: 09-11-11
Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Naruto, House, M.D., and General Hospital.

I disapprove of slash or femslash! Not because I'm homophobic or anything, but if the author made a character heterosexual, please write them heterosexual! If a character is written to be homosexual, then I have no problem with them being with someone of the same gender!

Thank you.

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Kitty Bridget

Sunshine In The Rain

Hi, my name's Felicia. I'm in 10th grade and I live in Ohio. I'm fifteenteen and I love dance, softball, bowling, drawing, writing, and roleplaying with my friends.

A rpg based in the same wonderful, magical world as Harry Potter that I'm in love with is called Check it out and submit, submit, submit! Its sister sites are and the up-and-coming so check those out too!

I think that's all :)

So I NEVER put disclaimers on my stories, so here are some:

I am not JKR, Stephanie Meyer, or the creater of anything else. If I was, I would be sitting in Florida right now, sipping tea out of a little class with an umbrella instead of freezing my face off in freakin' Ohio.

N! O! T! H! I! N! G! That's what I own!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I dont own (Harry Potter, Twilight, Naruto, House), and neither do you.

If I was JKR, My OC's would be realities
























I am currently working on the following stories:

Blurring Lines Sophia Lupin's Story (HP)

Designed for Hate, Destined to Marry (HP)

Poems for all Occasions (HP)

Ten Things You Didn't Know About (HP)

She Would Not (HP)

People Change (HP)

The Book He Left Behind (HP)

Rewrite of Here We Are (Japanese title) (Naruto)

Fourth (House)

Our Stories (General Hospital)

Concoctions (HP)

Love, Lists, and Lycanthropy (HP)

This is why it typically takes me a while to update.

Note: I tend to write with a lot of OC's who are very critical to the story, if not the whole story themselves. It's how it is. Don't like it? TOO BAD!


characters: Tonks, Remus, Severus, Narcissa, Sirius, and oddly, Bellatrix

shippings: RonxHermione, HarryxGinny, (oddly) NarcissaxSeverus, BellaxVoldie, BellaxRudolphus (cuz its fun to see their crazy romance? lol), SeverusxLily, TONKSxREMUS, AndromedaxTed, AndromedaxLucius (If it's not actually romantic and more like Andromeda's parents wanted HER to marry him but had Narcissa marry him after she married Ted) (writing one), and LavenderxViktor (for irony).

HP book: Half Blood Prince (Of course)

HP movie: Order of the Phoenix.


Charaters: Rita, Voldie, Barty Crouch, Dolohov, and Umbridge

shippings: HarryxHermione, DracoxGinny, RonxLavender (>:P!) any WeasleyxWeasley, DracoxHarry, DracoxRon, any slash/femslash except one-sided DumblyxAnyDude, LuciusxHarry or anything to that extent, RitaxAnyone, any/all Blackcest, and UmbridgexAnyone. (I actually don't hate DracoxHermione anymore!)

HP book: I suppose Soceror's Stone, but only because it's mostly like an introduction.

HP movie: Half Blood Prince. It disappointed me! I needd more TonksxRemus actionnnnnnn... Next movie, people will be like, "THEY GOT MARRIED?! WHEN DID THEY EVEN START DATING?! OMG A BABY?!" and it's gonna be like, ""

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Woman: Yeah, must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Woman: No, I'm having a headache this weekend.

21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. At a fast food restaraunt, watch people sit down, then go up, point to something on their tray, and say, "Are you gonna eat that?"

21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a STUPID IDIOT that you MUST explain things to.

Count every "F" in the following text:



THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF'

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile!


"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Nymphadora Tonks

2. Severus Snape

3. Remus Lupin

4. Rose Weasley

5. Luna Lovegood

6. Draco Malfoy

7. Bellatrix Lestrange

8. Narcissa Malfoy

9. Hermione Granger

10. Percy Weasley

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Wotcher, Tonks! falls asleep

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
No thanks, Sev, I'm too young

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(scream) Get out, Remus! (smack)

Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
How would Rose marry her mother? e_o

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Luna's the bestest friend!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Heheh.. (Smack Draco's sunburn)

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Claim to be adopted (stupid Bella..)

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
OMG OMG OMG Narcissa!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Aw, 'Mione!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Cry! :'( I love Percy!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
Tonks will save me.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Severus takes care of me :D

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
A book. Silly Remus.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
Rose would put out teh fiya

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
Luna? She'd watch, thinking that it wasn't bad at all.

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
Ok, if (more like WHEN) I marry Percy, Draco might flip out a little bit.

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
Bellatrix will laugh at me.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
Narcissa? Maybe by reminding me family is all that matters and he wasn't worth the trouble?

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
Hermione gets people to wear badges! Like, S.P.E.W. badges!

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
Percy? Love me the way I am? :D

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I've dreamed about Tonks, but not as this question suggests. Only as getting to be her friend.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Severus in love with Mione? I might have to hit him..

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Um, I would never date Remus, but yeah, my mom would like him..

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Rose loves Hermione? What's with all these questions pairing Rose with her mum?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Maybe in some fics, Luna/Draco could happen

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Draco's a player? Smack him.

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Bellatrix staring? "I need to get a new haircut" e_o

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Awww, Narcissa, you don't need a boyfriend! You're married!

Some Neville Love

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.
-Voldemort did not choose Harry over Neville because he thought Neville to be weaker, but because it would be downgrading him. Neville doesn't like to be downgraded.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

twelve random charries!

1.) Remus

2.) Lucius


4.) Tonks

5.) Fred

6.) Severus

7.) George

8.) Voldermort

9.) Ginny

10.) Harry

11.) Hermione

12.) Molly

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Snape/Hermione.) Seen many, read none! Never gonna!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Tonks) She's pretty, but I'm not into that. :

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Molly got Voldermort pregnant.) WTF. No. Just no..

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Ginny) Yeah

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

(Lucius and Severus) EEW no!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Fred/ Ginny) or (Fred/ Harry) Neither. Fred and Ginny are siblings! And theyre not gay e_o

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(George walked in on Lucius and Molly having sex) George would kill Lucius! Then tell his dad, who would proceed to go all ":'(!"

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Remus/Voldy) I hope not!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(George/Molly) Mommy's Always Here? I kinda like it.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?.

(Luna.) Not that I'm aware of :

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Hermione.) No.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Lucuis/ Tonks/ Fred) Not that i know of...three different fandoms and characters.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Voldermort.) Uh, I dunno, something evil sounding.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Remus/Severus/Molly) Eeeeeeeww!! Rated T for Remus and Molly beating the crap out of Severus?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Fred.) I don't remember

17. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Remus and Voldermort are in a happy relationship until Fred runs off with Ginny. After Voldermort dumps Remus for Lucius, Severus gets upset and retaliates by dating Molly. Alone and broken-hearted, Remus travels in search of a friend. Finally, Remus meets Tonks and George. The three loners meet Harry, who tells each of them to look for love. Tonks finds Luna, George gets Hermione, but now Remus is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Severus and Molly!

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy


Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean (Poor 'Mione.)

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius (..laugh)

What’s Harry’s?
James (A hero's name)

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly (Yay? :D)

Have You Seen All The Movies?
All so far

Read All The Books?

What Do You Think Of JKR?
OMG I wish I was her so I could do a few things different, but ultimately everything the same. Plus I'd be RICH! _


Percy (I'm weird and in love with him)

Character, Overall?
Too close to call.

Female Character?
Tonks by a mile (followed by Narcissa and Bella)

Male Charcter?
Severus or Remus or Sirius

Group Of Characters?
Marauders (The best of the best!)

Remus Severus or Tonks all tie. Also tying is Sirius. Again, followed by Narcissa and Bella

Severus or Remus (again)

Tonks/Lupin because they rock, but for reading, it's fun to read Lucius/Narcissa or Severus/Narcissa


Expecto Patronum!

Chocolate frogs

The Burrow! By far!

Weasley Twin?
A close one, but I'd have to say Fred prevails.




Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes by far

Least Favorites

Sadly, Mrs. Weasley. Her strong will and furious temper just wouldn't go well with me if I met her. She'd hate me XD

Character, Overall?
Rita Skeeter

See above

..The Dark Looooorrd!

Rita Skeeter and the above person


Morsmodre (Shoots up the Dark Mark in the sky if you didn't know.)

Hmmm... I love them all, but maybe SOS for the above posted reasons (go back to the top)

OMG. Probably Lucius/Harry or something gay like that. ALL HP CHARRIES ARE STRAIGHT! Well, not old Dumbly.. BUT WE LOVE HIM THE SAME!

Cockroach Clusters. Yuck!

Death Eater?
Barty Crouch Jr. He's creepy.

Ehh unsure

Hmm... dunno

Umbridge because she's horrible or MgGonagall for the same reasons I don't care for Molly Weasley.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Love. Always have, always will.

No. Way.

Same as Ron/Hermione

Not bad, but Luna would never do that to Ginny.

Why would anyone like that Pugface?

Brings home the drama llama

Luna wouldn't date someone like Ron because he's stupid XD

...No. Just no.

LOL Bill would KILL him!

Only in GOF 'cuz Ron was funny XD

...I don't support it (and yet I'm writing it...)

Even if F or G liked her, they wouldn't do that to Ron.

Love them

Hmm... Yes, I like that. If it's before their big row, that is.

What kind of crackhead likes that?

No. Just no. Never ever ever.


looooooooooooove more than anything else in the whole series!

Maybe... I mean, it seems somewhat plausible, but I wouldn't read it.

Eh. I cannot honestly say I support it, but I can't say it's outright horrible.

His brave to her beauty? Works every time.

Ginny's ten times the woman Cho could ever be.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry. Sorry Ron, but he's the main charrie.

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione. Love her too much. Sorry Gin.

Neville or Seamus?

Snape or Slughorn?
Severus by forever

Fred Or George?
Fred. He's funnier.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny, DEFINITELY.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione, DEFINITELY.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna if those are my only choices.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione. DUHHHH.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum I s'pose.

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione BY A MILE

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Firewhisky makes things funner

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW, fo shizzle.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Hog's Head cuz nobody goes there and me and my buds could be alone.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Honestly, Snape/Lily. I just love him so much I want him happy. So sorry James, I'm writing away your wife here :(

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts, but I love Hogsmeade too.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie bot

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Hmm... Tie?


Have you Been to A Release Party?
I wish

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Like a baby

A Movie?
Yes. HBP when they raised their wands to salute Dumbly.

Books or Movies?

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Been To A Fansite? Rocks my sox!

Been to JKR’s Site?
Not yet?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Oh God, have I? Practically constantly.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Switch around depending on scene, but usually my own charrie... :)

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Of course

What was it?
Tonks and Remus live! Not a theory! T-T (denial)

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Oh, they know. They know.

Did it/ Does it work?

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
I plan on it in the future..

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
OMG that's right!

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
I checked, yes.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
I do now.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
yes XD

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
I think that's on purpose.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Lol Harry loves a chick like his mummy XD

Do you know what fanfiction is? Duhhh

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
this site

Do you read fanfiction?

If so, do you like it?
Of course

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
This site, duh!

What site?

Do you write fanfiction?

Do you like to write fanfiction?
Love it.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Books and movies but that is it. I want a real official wand but for now, I have made my own XD

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Only up to GOF

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
I want one!

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
I'm clumsy like Tonks, so her sometimes. Most is Remus. (My friends even call me Moony! I've got my own Prongs and Padfoot, and they get themselves into a lot of crap x-x)

Do You Agree With This?

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?

What Are They?

Do you object to being Called By them?
Love it.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Omg don't make me elaborate.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
I adore it.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
I AM going to hogwarts! My letter is just... three years late! It'll come this summer!! T-T

Have you re-read the books?
Three times each, I believe. Maybe four for HBP

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
I might've..

Have You Had An RP Party?

Do You Want To?

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
There is those!?

Have You Ever Wrote One?

Do You Want To?

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Yeah! I entered a contest to be in GOF but only won a dvd of POA

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

Are You Going To Write One?

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? slightly

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? HBP

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? OOFT

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Severus, Tonks, Remus, Sirius, Bella, Cissy (Maybe not in that order particularly)

What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin

But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin, as all quizzes tell me.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Oh my god I love Nearly HEadless Nick! HE rox!

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Potions, DADA

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Remus and Severus.

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? I'mma keeper!

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? For my body type? Probably seeker.

Who do you want to make friends with? Everybudy :D

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Errr.. Hermione.

Why would he/she be your best buddy? She's a dork. I'm a dork. We could take over the world!

Which character in the book can you relate to? Sirius because I feel out of place in my own family sometimes.

What pet would you get? A falcon named Scraper and tell them I thought he was an owl - I'm no ravenclaw!

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me marrying Percy while becoming the Potions teacher while holding Teddy with smiling Tonks and Remus watching close by and Severus happy.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? I'd more likely first jump in to say hi to Sirius and Remus, and then step on their pet rat.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd freak out and scream and hug him. Always thought he was innocent

What would be his reaction to your reaction? He would probably grin really wide and say, "FINALLY!"

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Not Harry :P Maybe Draco..? NAH!

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I couldn't, because then I'd get in trouble for writing, "SCREW YOU, UMBRIDGE" instead of whatever I was supposed to write.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Percy, maybe Ron just because it'd be fun.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hmm... Sort of Remus-ish

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Who has blue eyes? Luna? OK her XD

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? White (I'm weird XD)

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Red (Teh color of LOVE!)

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Pink (Because I'd be horrible XD)

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Blue (Because she's so Ravenclaw-ish!)

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green for his eyes

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Black, the color of sorrow.

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? SLightly.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) When going to talk to Remus about Tonks in HBP? :D

Do you like the books more or the movies? No question. Books.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus, no doubt.

What would your Patronus take shape in? The shape I gave to my OC's mom: a Lynx.

What would be your Animagus form? Same.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Potions, DADA, Care of Magical Creatures.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Love 'em both so much, but Remus wins

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Maybe Severus

Hermione or Cho? Hermione. By a mile.

James Potter or Snape? Severus again. Still sorry.

Hagrid or Snape? Severus. I love him sooo much T.T

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders cuz they're cooler.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animingus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks BY A MILE

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna, of course! What crackhead would say other wise?

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? OMG don't make me choice!

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Beans.

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors, though I like some of the D.E.s

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa. She gives a crap about her family

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Third: Mah Dragon would eat mah brainzzz!

Is this survey fun or boring? both

Your FanFiction preferences:

Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Why? None

Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? Why? None

Favourite kind of FF? Oh I can't choose.

Least favourite kind of FF? Slash. Femslash. all that.

Things you hate seeing in a FF? When it's too short. Or if it's good, the ending.

Some funny "House, MD" Quotes :)

(After phone-call) Cameron to House : Who was that?
House: Angelina Jolie. I call her "Mom". We think it's sexy.

Foreman: Where's Cuddy?
House trying to pick-lock a drawer: In this drawer. It's a rescue mission.

Wilson sees House in his office and reads name on the door: Dr. James Wilson. Hmm. That's a funny typo.

House: My parents loved me unconditionally.

House: Trouble in paradise, 2 o' clock.
Wilson: Wait, your 2 o' clock or my 2 o' clock?
House: Over there!

Cameron knocking on House's door
Unless you have Vicodin, go away!

House: You told me you hadn't changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?
Samantha (patient): Lying?
House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?
Samantha: High blood pressure?
House: Yeah, see, if you keep repeating everything I say, this conversation is going to take twice as long.

House: I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So I guess the biggest problem is that I've been cursed to do the math.

House: Fine, I'll ask one of my other friends.
Wilson: Huh?
House: What? Are you saying I've only got one friend?
Wilson: Who?
House: Kevin. In Book-keeping.
Wilson: Okay, first of all, his name is Carl.
House: I call him Kevin. It's his secret friendship club name.

Dr. Cuddy: In the Senator's condition, a spleen biopsy could kill him!
House: Why do you do this to me? Now if I kill him, I can't tell the judge I was unaware of the risks involved!

House (to his team after shutting blinds on Stacy): Mommy and Daddy are having a fight. Don't worry, it it doesn't mean we've stopped loving you.

Wilson: You were right.
House: Of course I was. What were we talking about?

Dr. Cuddy: What's wrong with Wilson?
House: He's a little freaked out; I sent him flowers.

Chase: Well, House is gonna call us idiots, so we might as well be rested idiots.

House (to Wilson): What are you doing?
Wilson: PRC scan.
House: You're doing it yourself... in the middle of the night... with a spoon: Cuddy's spoon.
Wilson: I'm- I'm checking for cancer in her saliva, okay?
House: Yeah... that's what I do after all my dates, too.

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Waiting For Ted by octi reviews
Andromeda Tonks has always lived for her husband- but now that the war has taken him away from her, how is she supposed to go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Andromeda T., Ted T., Teddy L.
Mirror, Mirror by loveislouder94 reviews
Various characters look into the Mirror of Erised. / 44: This is the story of an almost-orphan who defied and exceeded all expectations to become a brave and loyal leader. His name is Neville Longbottom, and he is extraordinary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,013 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - [Lily Evans P., James P.]
The Children Just Know by FlamingToads reviews
A humorous yet adorable fanfic about Albus babysitting Minerva's six daughters. As time goes by Albus becomes attached to the mischievous six. Humor, Friendship Rated T for the safety of later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,001 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Scrapbook by By Another Name reviews
Luna looks over the story she still hasn't told.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
An Adventure Too Big by FlashFiction reviews
Narcissa wonders if she has forgotten how to feel and Lucius wonders why she stays. They both wonder if the adventure has gotten too big and what would happen if they decided to bow out now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The broken way by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Tonks attempts to comfort Remus after Sirius' death. Will he let her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks
write you a tragedy by Hecate's Wrath reviews
Five times Andromeda saw herself reflected in Augusta Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Andromeda T., Augusta L. - Complete
What Lies Within by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
For Lady Phoenix Fire Rose's SYMBOLISM COMPETITION. A little fishing for a young Luna and a grown-up thought, watching the treasure pyramid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
The Reason For The Reply by Eveil Woman reviews
In Hallows Lucius ask Draco if it's Potter the Snatthers brought to the manor, here's my take on his reply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Please by PrioritiesSorted reviews
Because so many people had said "please" to Severus Snape, but he always walked away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
The Quiet One by owluvr reviews
Molly Weasley is the quiet one in her family. And you have to watch out for the quiet ones. Done for alohamora080's True Colors Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Molly W. II - Complete
Forever His Most Loyal by nearlyasquib reviews
Days before the 1996 Azkaban breakout, Bellatrix awaits the Dark Lord in her cell. A short one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Mother's Love by Louey06 reviews
She's a superhero, a vanquisher of monsters, a teller of tales, a wiper of tears, in short: A mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Audrey W. - Complete
A Moment of Clarity by Liale reviews
In a moment of clarity, Draco Malfoy realized that he and Harry Potter were very similar beings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Perfect Prank by LyricDuckling reviews
He had always been the Master of Pranks; and now he had the Best Prank, but he was the only one Laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Eat You'll Feel Better by its-about-bloody-time reviews
It's full moon time for Lupin, and in addition to feeling terrible physically, he's lonely. But Tonks sets out to show Lupin that his lycanthropy doesn't define him- and that it doesn't mean that he can't be loved. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Decisions by Slytherin Head reviews
"A heart beat...She deemed it a miracle no one else could hear it..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Tears by flyingharmony reviews
Never has Narcissa seen her husband show any regret for his deeds, except in his sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
A midnight visitor by mystery muffin reviews
It is 1962 and Cissy has a midnight visitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Four Times by EvilRegalOncer reviews
Four times Andromeda comforted Narcissa, and one she didn't. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Singing of the CrumpleHorned Snorkack by Paimpont reviews
Xenophilius Lovegood always thought his wife was insane. But then he himself began to hear the singing of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
Going Back by nut-tree reviews
Luna goes back to her old house and thinks about her mum - one shot, please r r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Luna L., Mrs. Lovegood - Complete
Fragments by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Isn't that what Blacks are good for? Exploiting others to save their own skins?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Letters Home by Dessers reviews
After their Sorting, Hogwart's finest - and not so fine - write home. Their thoughts, fears, everything - all exposed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Victoire W.
Kill by ElusiveExile reviews
Belltrix Lestrange has always loved the thrill of the kill. A short rather pointless drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Cabbage Patch Babies by Lizzi-Mae21 reviews
Like most normal five year old boys Ron likes to ask questions, unfortunately there's just some questions Molly's not ready to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Eyes No Longer Speak by MaryVic reviews
Oneshot Rodolphus and Bellatrix's thoughts in separate cells in Azkaban. If only they knew what the othr was thinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Achillea Millefolia by Rosa Clearwater reviews
"Achillea Millefolia, Tom." - This was for the 'Flower Language' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
wounds heal but scars never fade by SpiritedWind reviews
Because wounds heal but scars never fade. And even though she left them with a reason and had happy things to cover up the wound, life isn't the same without them. And the never faded scars might reopen. -Oneshot-Andromeda-centric-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Dothrakme reviews
Seeing her now, broken, limbs bent in awkward and unnatural positions gripped my lungs and it seemed as if they had deflated inside my chest. Or maybe it was my heart that had deflated...If only I could go back in time. L/S Rated T until possible change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Petals by thisbrokenheartedgirl reviews
It all began with a single petal... Three shot. Fluff. T for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Conversations with Mr Granger by RonaldAndMione reviews
A series of conversations between Ron and Mr. Granger regarding Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Moving On by Mellybean23 reviews
What if Lily had survived that tragic night in Godric's Hollow too? How would they have coped? SB/MM, RL/NT later , HP/GW, RW/HG, LP/? on Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Sleeping With Harry by JAGNikJen reviews
Ginny has a nightmare about Harry and must make sure he's okay before she can get back to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Flash of Green into an Eternity by orchids.and.magnolias reviews
A flash of green and then, nothing. James Potter was hit by Voldemort's killing curse, but what happens after that? A one-shot about what happens to James and Lily after their final breaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You've Chosen Your Way by Niqi reviews
He should have known this day would come. They were on opposing sides of a war... On a misson for the Dark Lord, Severus Snape finds himself facing Lily Potter as an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Life and Times of Remus Lupin by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Fifty things you never knew about Remus Lupin. R&R! Companion piece to the Life and Times of James Potter and The Life and Times of Sirius Black! Implied LilyJames, RemusTonks, and Remus/Dorcas. Chapter Two up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Remus L., Dorcas M. - Complete
Of Love, Lies and Loss by Jenna822 reviews
*One Shot Collection* Choices - We make them everyday. Some choices lead us to wonderful things while others can cause us pain and tear our lives apart. Sixteen stories of love, lies and loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010
Exploration by Incidental reviews
A small blonde girl, pink-faced and glassy eyed, was clinging to her sister for support. And it wasn't his fault at all. He wasn't about to tuck her into bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
We Solemnly Swore, The Marauder's Code by Siriusly in Lurve reviews
Four men were bonded together as friends, and their code was a testament to that. They all broke the Marauder's code in very big ways, at different times for different reasons. This is the story of how and why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Marauders - Complete
Flying and Dying Without George by Grimm Sister reviews
It may sound stupid but the night the Order rescued Harry Potter from Privet Drive was the first time that Fred realized that not only might he and George die in this War but they would not necessarily die from the same curse as they fought side by side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
An Early Christmas Present by hmweasley reviews
Lysander gives his friend Molly her Christmas present a bit early.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Molly W., Lysander S. - Complete
Static by Carolyne17 reviews
At night, these things haunted him. But she had become his very reason for existing; gravity be damned, she was the only thing holding him to the Earth. 1500 word oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Past Era by st-potter reviews
Regulus's entire life. His relationship with Sirius & his true self. Would Sirius ever know about his own brother's true self? The story goes on with his life, adventures, friends & leads towards his ultimate doom with a great yet silent sacrifice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B.
Hunting and Snatching by Ben Stiebel reviews
The snatcher who captured Luna and intimidated her father gets a call from an old acquaintance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Noticing Hermione by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
Lavender watches Hermione warily, knowing she's falling apart. HBP. R/Hr implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Lavender B., Hermione G. - Complete
Mine by wizard-duels reviews
Post-HBP. Bill and Fleur's wedding. Ron's POV. Krum has led Hermione away from the rest of the guests. Ron gets to them just in time. One-shot. Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
After the Goodbyes by ajbags97 reviews
After Rose and Albus and all the other children say goodbye to their parents at Kings Cross Station, they begin their marvelous journey at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Perfect, like a photo by greencyanide reviews
That they are...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Aurors Final Moments by Leville reviews
A brief look at the last moments of three characters before they died off page in Deathly Hallows- where they were, what they were thinking, what they regretted most about leaving behind. Rated T for some violence and mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Alastor M., N. Tonks, Rufus S. - Complete
Perfection by butterflyflower reviews
15-year-old Lucy Weasley daughter of Percy Weasley returns to Hogwarts, weighed down by the pressure her parents put on her. However, thanks to new friendships and romances, she learns that perfection isn't always everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lucy W., Rose W.
Heart's True Desire by TheWeaselette reviews
Tom Riddle stumbles upon the Mirror of Erised one night. Written for the 'Mirror, Mirror' challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lying by Alianne Potter-Black reviews
I'm done lying to you. I'm done with making myself feel bad. I'm just...done. Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flawed Guardian by Bellethiel Lindariel reviews
A character study of Petunia Dursley. Ever since she had laid eyes on the precious small bundle that she was told by her parents was her little sister, she knew that she was the small girl's guardian, the protector.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Petunia D. - Complete
Renewal by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Joining the Death Eaters is not an easy task. But when Lord Voldemort doubts your loyalty, and decides to test it to the extreme, it is much harder. How much is Severus willing to risk in order to spy on the Dark Lord? NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Darkness Always Comes by Kitten Little reviews
Felicity Peachflint is a normal American witch; until her freshman Pacifica School for Witches. Read along as she discovers the man targeting her father, her future, and herself. Full title Darkness Always Comes: the Diary of Felicity Anne Peachflint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
Chartreuse by an inferiority complex reviews
"It's okay to feel jealous, Draco. A little possessiveness is good for the soul. But you really shouldn't get too angry. This will happen again in the future. As you see I am very attractive."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Heart of Life by royal-chandler reviews
Moments between Kristina and Ethan. Starts at about five years in the future. Full of fluff, maybe even borderline sappy.
General Hospital - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ethan L., Kristina D. - Complete
The Bitter End by lionesseyes13 reviews
Colin Creevey, Nymphadora Tonks, Mandy Brocklehurst, and Severus Snape all remained loyal to their Houses until their deaths, and all of their deaths serve to illustrate the strengths and weaknesses inherent in their respective Houses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Colin C., N. Tonks - Complete
A Not So Loving Connection by Puppet of Wrath reviews
A story I created to show a love story I liked and Enjoyed. I hope you enjoy it too. Hidan falls in love and Kakuzu's past is revialed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Thing for Gingers by Glorioski reviews
Molly and Arthur speculate about whom their children will eventually grow up to marry. Cute little one shots for each of the Weasley children. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Molly W., Charlie W.
Sirius Vs Vending Machine by MyMusesSpeakToMe reviews
Sirius comes face-to-face with the scourge of the muggle universe, Lupin is scared, James just wants a chocolate bar. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fire and Ice: Year 2 by DJK2087 reviews
Harry and Haylee are back for another year at Hogwarts. Even though they are happy to be away from the Dursleys, they need to be careful. You can never be sure what exactly is lurking behind each and every corner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Selfish desires of Severus Snape by Sitting Pretty Still reviews
Snape loves Lily. Too much. What happens when he sees her and that idiot Potter? Rated M for murder and kissing against will. AU, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Greater Gift Than Sisterhood? by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Narcissa has a difficult time finding the perfect gift for Bellatrix the first Christmas her sister is out of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Ten Things by frolics.with.froggies reviews
Ten things you didn't know about your favorite Harry Potter characters. I've seen so many that I wanted to do one of my own :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
When Fred Died by reinventation reviews
The aftermath of Fred's death. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Have You Heard? by Ed Westwicker reviews
Bellatrix in seventh year, what if she kept a diary! Would you pity her or hate her even more? Rated T for eventual violence and language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bellatrix L.
The Brilliance of Chatrooms by gurugirl reviews
Tonks and Remus discover what fun can be had in a muggle chatroom. lots of other characters thrown in too. Please read! Rated T. kinda AU. For now it is complete, may write more later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
To the Hairdressers by Tonkswyrda reviews
The Marauders take Tonks to get a haircut she really doesnt want- so she decides to make it hell for the poor hairdresser.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry's in the House by SinfulPerfection reviews
When Harry contracts a muggle illness, St. Mungo's is baffled. So Dr. House agrees to take the case. But House is a little too interested in wizardry, and Ron is a little too interested in Cameron. Despite all of this, will they save Harry in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Corresponding Cycles by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Recently married, Tonks finds that living with a werewolf has its challenges. Remus and Tonks must adapt to living together in a life full of cycles, and accept the quirks of each other and of married life. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/2/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Did you see it? by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
McGee and Abby vent about the new Harry Potter movie. A random thing I came up with when I saw the movie and got mad because the plot in the movie was so off from the book. Oneshot, slight McAbby if you squint.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Tim M., Abby S.
She said no by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Sixty years ago today, I asked her to be my wife. And she said no.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Change of mind by gurugirl reviews
Set after HBP hospital wing scene. Remus goes for a walk to clear his head, but all he can think about is her. Will he finally change his mind, and admit he needs her? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Regret by Tamaska Forsaken reviews
Everyone has regrets... some are just bigger than others. Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
The Ultimate List For Beating Boredem by I Can't Remember My Pen Name reviews
Sirius Black's ultimate list for beating boredem. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
So Sacrifice Yourself by BlueSea14 reviews
Percy Weasley has a conversation with Remus Lupin at Dumbledore's funeral. AU, written pre-D.H.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Percy W., Remus L. - Complete
Lessons on Lycanthropy by SweetDeamon reviews
A curious young Hufflepuff stumbles across a time turner and soon finds herself in a 4th year DADA class several years into the future, taught by one Professor Lupin. Today's topic? Werewolves. Implied RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Star Cross'd Lovers by silverbirch reviews
Malfoy / Weasley, Capulet / Montague. What's in a name? Romeo and Juliet as acted out at Hogwarts, as two star-cross'd lovers head inevitably towards their fate. JK Rowling owns owns the characters and location, William Shakespeare the plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
You Know That I Love You by ToManyLetters reviews
It is the summer after Dumbledore's funeral and war is looming on the Wizarding world. Because the outcome of war is not always "happily ever after", Ron gives his subtle goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Say What You Like, He's Still Mine by chocoGONEsushi reviews
Hinata and Hanabi discuss Hinata's boyfriend over a bowl of grapes. Hiashi is not going to be happy. FLUFF! -There might be a sequel about the prequel...of sorts....?- lol. SASUHINA! :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Green Is Not An Enemy by my polaroid camera reviews
I was bored then I came up with these! Check it out! oto-chan! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Happiness Is A Dying Fire by EmeraldEyedDreamer reviews
Severus has always harbored feelings for Narcissa Malfoy. After making the Unbreakable Vow to help mentor Draco to do the Dark Lord's bidding, Narcissa invites Severus over. Will the truth come out? One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Lost It All by Allume a Pense reviews
[oneshot][if it doesn't make you cry i'll give you cookies] 'Gabriella, don't do this', Troy begged. His blue eyes shone with fear. Gabriella only smiled, raised the barrel of the gun and pulled the trigger.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
I know a Song that Gets on Severus's Nerves by sernity1806 reviews
Harry and Hermione had a little to much butterbeer and start singing annoying muggle songs. Mix in some Snape and you got a recipe for laughter. Also Songs That Annoy Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
If I Ever Stop Laughing, I'm Dead by x-aj-x reviews
5 years after Deathly Hallows, George catches someone paying their respects, but why? ONESHOT DH SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
The Best TeeBall Team Ever! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
When Bella is wrangled into coaching Jessica's teeball team for a night, Edward and Alice help out too. What could possibly go wrong? HEE HEE! You just have to know, don't you? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Insanity by quitesirius reviews
Ron rants to Harry over the insanity one Miss Hermione Granger causes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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October reviews
Tentative title. As the sun sets on Nymphadora Tonks, the world becomes less and less comprehensible. Set in OOTP. Foreshadowing here and there. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Love, Lists, and Lycanthropy reviews
AU. If The Battle of Hogwarts had taken less casualties, how would lives differ in the future? If the Lupin family had not been so sharply severed, what would be the end result? Watch as the family they never had gets the chance to flourish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Watashi ga Michi o Shimesu
Re-write of "Here We Are." Not much is expected of Issho Enkai, but something inside her won't let her give up once she has begun. Follow her and her family as they enter the Chuunin exams. Her loyalty will be tested, but what shall she choose in the end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,684 - Published: 2/1/2011
Here We Are
Discontinued. Look for the re-write, "Watashi ga Michi o Shimesu."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,545 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009
Ten Things You Didn't Know About reviews
Self-explainatory. Ten things you didnt know about the HP charries. First is Bellatrix, but even if you hate her, keep reading because each chapt. is someone else! R&R No slash will be involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009
Blurring Lines, Sophia Lupin's Story reviews
Sequel to Choosing My Side, Sophia Lupin's Story. Set in DH. Sophie decides not to go back to school for reasons other than the golden trio's; she continues to spy on the Death Eaters. See what happens as time marches on towards the battle. OCxPW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - OC, Percy W.
Concoctions reviews
Story of Mandy O'Malley. Being a non-Pureblood somehow sorted into Slytherin will cause issues, but could it be all for the best? When life seems to be falling around her, Mandy finds a way to express herself: Potions. Set in SS/PS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - OC
Window to Her Heart reviews
A one-shot poem of Narcissa's childhood life after her big sister was removed from her family. See her confused mind as she finds the only warm feeling in her life comes from sitting in a window and letting her mind ask why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Too Much Talk reviews
A story entirely made of dialogue . The exchange of words is the only way of knowing what is going on. Isn't it obvious just in their voices how they're feeling? Not always. Sometimes it's harder than it seems. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Brilliance of Him reviews
Story of Brill Potter. Her 6th year. Marauder's 7th. Brill falls in love with her brothers enemy. One-sided OCxSS. When it's done, don't read the ending if you have a religious problem with talk of the afterlife and such. R&R Be polite in your commenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Poems For All Occasions reviews
Chapt 1: Tonks's Poem. Chapt 2: Sirius's poem. Chapts all after: READ AND FIND OUT! Half-written by my best friend, ISuspectTheNargles
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009
Designed for Hate, Destined to Marry reviews
Dramione. Probably going to be about six chapters. No Voldemort. Harry's not famous. L&J died in a car crash and Harry grew up with Sirius. Luna's same age as the "golden trio". AU. AU, AU, AU, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Our Stories reviews
Of Molly, Morgan, Kristina, Michael, and Dante. Each has their own story to tell in their own style. Follow them as they share how everything seems through their eyes, and, possibly, learn something new about each character.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Molly D., Dante F.
Family reviews
Of Bellatrix, Andromeda, Sirius, Narcissa, and Regulus. The Blacks were always family. Family protects each other. Origionally a one-shot but turning it into a series about the Black children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L.
What Kind of Sister? reviews
Andromeda Tonks looks back after the war. She's lost her husband, daughter, son-in-law, and.. sister? Does she care? Is she glad Bellatrix is gone? Her inner-most thoughts. And years later, when asked, can she forgive her family?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Andromeda T.
The Book He Left Behind reviews
Sirius may have been irresponsable, but he wasn't stupid. He knew he wasn't coming back that day, and he'd known for a while. But Remus had a problem. See how he assists, even after his death, by leaving Remus a book with a strange dedication. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Fourth reviews
House decides his team needs a new member. But what happens when the new doctor already knows one of the team? R&R, flames are welcome if you can tell me exactly what you don't like. Rated T for language. Not OC/House in any way, shape, or form.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - G. House, R. Chase
Dear Diary, We've Quarreled reviews
A diary entry by Bellatrix Lestrange about her sister and nephew. Later found by Narcissa. One-shot. I kinda think Bellatrix is a little bit OOC but I hope you enjoy it just the same! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
She Would Not reviews
Andromeda Black: her parents announce on Christmas that she's to marry a certain boy with whom she attends school. She's already taken with a muggle. Watch what she does about it and see how it affects Narcissa's future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
People Change reviews
The stories of the Marauders. One chapter devoted to each. Mr.s Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. See what secrets they hid from the world and even each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Peter P., James P.
Mrs Malfoy, It's Our Secret reviews
A *four*-shot about Narcissa and Severus. Begins in November, 1981. NMxSS. Obvious AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Gimme That Girl reviews
Songfic to "Gimme That Girl" by Joe Nichols. The story of the Tonks family and the side of Andromeda that Ted fell in love with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ted T., Andromeda T. - Complete
Time For Letting Go reviews
A songfic to "Time for Letting go" by Billy Ray Cyrus. This story tells of Lucky and Elizabeth's broken relationship and how they both have to admit deep down that it's time for letting go.
General Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Lucky, Elizabeth W. - Complete
Forgetful reviews
James forgets Valentine's Day and doesn't know how to get her back. First half is shorter than I wanted but I'm hoping the second half will make up for it. Two-Shot. No Slash! Happy Valentine's Day! Note: James is very OOC...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Murder reviews
One-Shot. James finds out about Severus's love for Lily had takes action. Rated M for character death. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Choosing My Side Sophia Lupin's story reviews
So it's HBP from an OCs Point of view... No flames, please. Not OC/HP. Spoilers to anyone who hasn't read HBP or DH. Rated T for language and slightly mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Supermen reviews
Songfic to "Superman" by Five for Fighting. Of Neville, Oliver, Draco, Harry, Ron, George, and Percy. No slash! Tells the troubles each of them is forced to face unwillingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Neville L., Oliver W. - Complete
A drabble about the life of Severus Snape. No names are mentioned. I bet you can guess who everyone is, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
On a Cold Christmas Eve reviews
In which the Marauders, Lily, and Severus save Christmas. LExJP and one-sided SSxLE, so basically Canon. It's 7th year in the story. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
100 Years reviews
Songfic to 100 Years by Five for Fighting. This fic goes through the life, and death, of Neville Longbottom. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Neville L. - Complete
I Dare You
Songfic to I Dare You by Shinedown. Sirius's tale of his "relationship" with his cousin Bellatrix, if you can call it that, and his prison days. R&R! Note: It's a little on the short side, so if you're looking for a real time-killer, sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Remember That reviews
Sonfic to "Remember That" by Jessica Simpson. This fic is about Lily and Severus' relationship. How she feels about what happened between them and how she has to act. Plus, the end has a little bit about Alice Future Mrs. Longbottom. Please enjoy. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Dying Laughing and the Blonde Angel reviews
Rated T for sort of gross discriptions in the death of peoples I find it gross and I wrote it. EmmettXRose. This is Emmett's story of being changed and coming to the Cullens. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Maybe It's Me reviews
Even though no names are mentioned, it's RWxHG. Enjoy it's lovely one-shot-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Part I Couldn't Play reviews
One-Shot about Lily Evans Right before she becomes Lily Potter on her feelings about her old friendship with Severus Snape. Even though no names are mentioned, I feel it's obvious to whom she is referring. R&R Be polite in your commenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete