Poll: Which non-canon, non-slash or femslash couples are the cutest? Vote Now!
Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Naruto, House, M.D., and General Hospital.
I disapprove of slash or femslash! Not because I'm homophobic or anything, but if the author made a character heterosexual, please write them heterosexual! If a character is written to be homosexual, then I have no problem with them being with someone of the same gender!
I have 3 reviews on "Remember That'. Next 2 get their names on my profile.
Sunshine In The Rain
Hi, my name's Felicia. I'm in 10th grade and I live in Ohio. I'm fifteenteen and I love dance, softball, bowling, drawing, writing, and roleplaying with my friends.
A rpg based in the same wonderful, magical world as Harry Potter that I'm in love with is called www.rmimagic.com Check it out and submit, submit, submit! Its sister sites are www.sonoramagic.com and the up-and-coming www.CHESS-magic.com so check those out too!
I think that's all :)
So I NEVER put disclaimers on my stories, so here are some:
I am not JKR, Stephanie Meyer, or the creater of anything else. If I was, I would be sitting in Florida right now, sipping tea out of a little class with an umbrella instead of freezing my face off in freakin' Ohio.
N! O! T! H! I! N! G! That's what I own!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I dont own (Harry Potter, Twilight, Naruto, House), and neither do you.
If I was JKR, My OC's would be realities
I OWN N
I OWN NO
I OWN NOT
I OWN NOTH
I OWN NOTHI
I OWN NOTHIN
I OWN NOTHING
I OWN NOTHING!!
I OWN NOTHING
I OWN NOTHIN
I OWN NOTHI
I OWN NOTH
I OWN NOT
I OWN NO
I OWN N
I am currently working on the following stories:
Blurring Lines Sophia Lupin's Story (HP)
Designed for Hate, Destined to Marry (HP)
Poems for all Occasions (HP)
Ten Things You Didn't Know About (HP)
She Would Not (HP)
People Change (HP)
The Book He Left Behind (HP)
Rewrite of Here We Are (Japanese title) (Naruto)
Our Stories (General Hospital)
Love, Lists, and Lycanthropy (HP)
This is why it typically takes me a while to update.
Note: I tend to write with a lot of OC's who are very critical to the story, if not the whole story themselves. It's how it is. Don't like it? TOO BAD!
characters: Tonks, Remus, Severus, Narcissa, Sirius, and oddly, Bellatrix
shippings: RonxHermione, HarryxGinny, (oddly) NarcissaxSeverus, BellaxVoldie, BellaxRudolphus (cuz its fun to see their crazy romance? lol), SeverusxLily, TONKSxREMUS, AndromedaxTed, AndromedaxLucius (If it's not actually romantic and more like Andromeda's parents wanted HER to marry him but had Narcissa marry him after she married Ted) (writing one), and LavenderxViktor (for irony).
HP book: Half Blood Prince (Of course)
HP movie: Order of the Phoenix.
Charaters: Rita, Voldie, Barty Crouch, Dolohov, and Umbridge
shippings: HarryxHermione, DracoxGinny, RonxLavender (>:P!) any WeasleyxWeasley, DracoxHarry, DracoxRon, any slash/femslash except one-sided DumblyxAnyDude, LuciusxHarry or anything to that extent, RitaxAnyone, any/all Blackcest, and UmbridgexAnyone. (I actually don't hate DracoxHermione anymore!)
HP book: I suppose Soceror's Stone, but only because it's mostly like an introduction.
HP movie: Half Blood Prince. It disappointed me! I needd more TonksxRemus actionnnnnnn... Next movie, people will be like, "THEY GOT MARRIED?! WHEN DID THEY EVEN START DATING?! OMG A BABY?!" and it's gonna be like, "...wow.."
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. At a fast food restaraunt, watch people sit down, then go up, point to something on their tray, and say, "Are you gonna eat that?"
21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Post this on your profile to make someone smile!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF'
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"
"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson
"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg
"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare
"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry
"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin
"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses
"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong
"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush
"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss
"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa
"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld
"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon
"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein
"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Nymphadora Tonks
2. Severus Snape
3. Remus Lupin
4. Rose Weasley
5. Luna Lovegood
6. Draco Malfoy
7. Bellatrix Lestrange
8. Narcissa Malfoy
9. Hermione Granger
10. Percy Weasley
What would you say or do if…
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Some Neville Love
-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
52.)I may not have a private army.
53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.
56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
63.) - Especially not all of them at once.
64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."
65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.
66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.
89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
twelve random charries!
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Snape/Hermione.) Seen many, read none! Never gonna!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Tonks) She's pretty, but I'm not into that. :
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Molly got Voldermort pregnant.) WTF. No. Just no..
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would two and six make a good couple?
(Lucius and Severus) EEW no!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Fred/ Ginny) or (Fred/ Harry) Neither. Fred and Ginny are siblings! And theyre not gay e_o
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(George walked in on Lucius and Molly having sex) George would kill Lucius! Then tell his dad, who would proceed to go all ":'(!"
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Remus/Voldy) I hope not!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(George/Molly) Mommy's Always Here? I kinda like it.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?.
(Luna.) Not that I'm aware of :
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Lucuis/ Tonks/ Fred) Not that i know of...three different fandoms and characters.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Voldermort.) Uh, I dunno, something evil sounding.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Remus/Severus/Molly) Eeeeeeeww!! Rated T for Remus and Molly beating the crap out of Severus?
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Fred.) I don't remember
17. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
Remus and Voldermort are in a happy relationship until Fred runs off with Ginny. After Voldermort dumps Remus for Lucius, Severus gets upset and retaliates by dating Molly. Alone and broken-hearted, Remus travels in search of a friend. Finally, Remus meets Tonks and George. The three loners meet Harry, who tells each of them to look for love. Tonks finds Luna, George gets Hermione, but now Remus is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Severus and Molly!
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
Group Of Characters?
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes by far
Couples? What Do You Think?
looooooooooooove more than anything else in the whole series!
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred Or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Books or Movies?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite? Mugglenet.com Rocks my sox!
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was it?
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Do you know what fanfiction is? Duhhh
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Do you read fanfiction?
If so, do you like it?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Do You Agree With This?
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
What Are They?
Do you object to being Called By them?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? slightly
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Harry Potter Survey!!
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? HBP
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? OOFT
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Severus, Tonks, Remus, Sirius, Bella, Cissy (Maybe not in that order particularly)
What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin
But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin, as all quizzes tell me.
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Oh my god I love Nearly HEadless Nick! HE rox!
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Potions, DADA
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Remus and Severus.
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? I'mma keeper!
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? For my body type? Probably seeker.
Who do you want to make friends with? Everybudy :D
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Errr.. Hermione.
Why would he/she be your best buddy? She's a dork. I'm a dork. We could take over the world!
Which character in the book can you relate to? Sirius because I feel out of place in my own family sometimes.
What pet would you get? A falcon named Scraper and tell them I thought he was an owl - I'm no ravenclaw!
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me marrying Percy while becoming the Potions teacher while holding Teddy with smiling Tonks and Remus watching close by and Severus happy.
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? I'd more likely first jump in to say hi to Sirius and Remus, and then step on their pet rat.
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd freak out and scream and hug him. Always thought he was innocent
What would be his reaction to your reaction? He would probably grin really wide and say, "FINALLY!"
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Not Harry :P Maybe Draco..? NAH!
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I couldn't, because then I'd get in trouble for writing, "SCREW YOU, UMBRIDGE" instead of whatever I was supposed to write.
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Percy, maybe Ron just because it'd be fun.
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hmm... Sort of Remus-ish
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Who has blue eyes? Luna? OK her XD
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? White (I'm weird XD)
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Red (Teh color of LOVE!)
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Pink (Because I'd be horrible XD)
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Blue (Because she's so Ravenclaw-ish!)
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green for his eyes
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Black, the color of sorrow.
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? SLightly.
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) When going to talk to Remus about Tonks in HBP? :D
Do you like the books more or the movies? No question. Books.
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus, no doubt.
What would your Patronus take shape in? The shape I gave to my OC's mom: a Lynx.
What would be your Animagus form? Same.
What subject do you want to be the best in? Potions, DADA, Care of Magical Creatures.
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Love 'em both so much, but Remus wins
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Maybe Severus
Hermione or Cho? Hermione. By a mile.
James Potter or Snape? Severus again. Still sorry.
Hagrid or Snape? Severus. I love him sooo much T.T
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders cuz they're cooler.
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animingus
Harry or Ron? Harry
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks BY A MILE
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna, of course! What crackhead would say other wise?
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? OMG don't make me choice!
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Beans.
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors, though I like some of the D.E.s
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa. She gives a crap about her family
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Third: Mah Dragon would eat mah brainzzz!
Is this survey fun or boring? both
Your FanFiction preferences:
Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Why? None
Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? Why? None
Favourite kind of FF? Oh I can't choose.
Least favourite kind of FF? Slash. Femslash. all that.
Things you hate seeing in a FF? When it's too short. Or if it's good, the ending.
Some funny "House, MD" Quotes :)
(After phone-call) Cameron to House : Who was that?
Foreman: Where's Cuddy?
Wilson sees House in his office and reads name on the door: Dr. James Wilson. Hmm. That's a funny typo.
House: My parents loved me unconditionally.
House: Trouble in paradise, 2 o' clock.
Cameron knocking on House's door
House: You told me you hadn't changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?
House: I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So I guess the biggest problem is that I've been cursed to do the math.
House: Fine, I'll ask one of my other friends.
Dr. Cuddy: In the Senator's condition, a spleen biopsy could kill him!
House (to his team after shutting blinds on Stacy): Mommy and Daddy are having a fight. Don't worry, it it doesn't mean we've stopped loving you.
Wilson: You were right.
Dr. Cuddy: What's wrong with Wilson?
Chase: Well, House is gonna call us idiots, so we might as well be rested idiots.
House (to Wilson): What are you doing?
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