Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
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Hello people! I am xImperfectAngelx (or 'IA' for short), but I will probably change my name once i think of something better...
Anyway I am _ years old, in my _ year of high school (and/or) college, live in _ California. I have a lot of likes and dislikes… XP. My dreams for the future? Meh... I'll figure something out eventually :). And as for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies :D. I am known by friends for being bubbly, and totally chill one moment, and the next threatening to smack shttps://www.fanfiction.net/account/profile.phpomeone with a frying pan. I am also prone to random comments and/or noises for my own amusement(or just cuz I get excited), and have a tendency to shout out the wrong words at the worst places and times. In short, I am your completely typical and normal teenage girl :) …Any questions? No? okay n_n. I tend to like to write my stories all at once(more or less), so don't be surprised if you don't see anything NEW for a couple of months or so ...yeah!
*List of Animes that are my favs:
Ouran Highschool host club
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni ( creepiest $* i ever watched, but so good!)
Avatar last air bender( say whatever you want, but it is still gonna be on the list. It counts -_-)
Soul eater (3 in a row... wow Im dark...)
Full metal alchemist
Black butler (again with the dark...)
and... a couple others I cant remember
From naruto: Gaara, Temari, Kakashi, Hinata, Killer bee, annnd the Akatsuki as a whole :D.
From deadman wonderland: CROW! and then Shiro...cuz she's a maniac
From Black Butler: Grell...cuz you gotta love him
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
BEST FRIENDS: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
BEST FRIENDS: keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!
*Quotes from friends*
Me*excited voice* I mean I'm telling you Carly! Frying pans are the most lethal weapons out there! you can knock people out or kill them with a single hit, and not to mention they can deflect bullets! :D
Carly: Thats nice and all but where would you hide that? i mean where-
Me: *monotone* we have places. '_' *pokerface*
... awkward silence ...
(during finals week sitting on a cold bench)
Me:OMG! its like sitting on cold hard water!
Friend:...You mean Ice?
*And now some words of wisdom I have acquired from God knows where...*
The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"
By the time you read this you’ve already read it.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Is it just me or is every hot guy either taken, gay, DEAD, or a fictional character?
I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but less cool.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that bastard upside the head
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
[‿] I game because punching real people is frowned upon [‿] ~
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.
Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.
A day without sunshine is like.. well... night
Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?
What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!
Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.
GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.
...If you met my family, you'd understand.
We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do. Lol
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.