xImperfectAngelx
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Joined 08-19-09, id: 2054766, Profile Updated: 06-30-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Universal Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. All rights belong to Kishimoto

Hello people! I am xImperfectAngelx (or 'IA' for short), but I will probably change my name once i think of something better...

Anyway I am _ years old, in my _ year of high school (and/or) college, live in _ California. I have a lot of likes and dislikes… XP. My dreams for the future? Meh... I'll figure something out eventually :). And as for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies :D. I am known by friends for being bubbly, and totally chill one moment, and the next threatening to smack shttps://www.fanfiction.net/account/profile.phpomeone with a frying pan. I am also prone to random comments and/or noises for my own amusement(or just cuz I get excited), and have a tendency to shout out the wrong words at the worst places and times. In short, I am your completely typical and normal teenage girl :) …Any questions? No? okay n_n. I tend to like to write my stories all at once(more or less), so don't be surprised if you don't see anything NEW for a couple of months or so ...yeah!


*List of Animes that are my favs:

Naruto

Ouran Highschool host club

Nichijou

Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni ( creepiest $* i ever watched, but so good!)

Durarara!

Avatar last air bender( say whatever you want, but it is still gonna be on the list. It counts -_-)

Rave master

Bakuman

Deadman wonderland

Deathnote

Soul eater (3 in a row... wow Im dark...)

Full metal alchemist

Hell girl

Black butler (again with the dark...)

and... a couple others I cant remember


*Favorite characters*

From naruto: Gaara, Temari, Kakashi, Hinata, Killer bee, annnd the Akatsuki as a whole :D.

From deadman wonderland: CROW! and then Shiro...cuz she's a maniac

From Black Butler: Grell...cuz you gotta love him


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


*Quotes from friends*

Me*excited voice* I mean I'm telling you Carly! Frying pans are the most lethal weapons out there! you can knock people out or kill them with a single hit, and not to mention they can deflect bullets! :D

Carly: Thats nice and all but where would you hide that? i mean where-

Me: *monotone* we have places. '_' *pokerface*

... awkward silence ...

Carly: o_O

(during finals week sitting on a cold bench)

Me:OMG! its like sitting on cold hard water!

...Silence...

Friend:...You mean Ice?


*And now some words of wisdom I have acquired from God knows where...*

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Is it just me or is every hot guy either taken, gay, DEAD, or a fictional character?

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but less cool.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that bastard upside the head

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.


The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.


I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.


Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

[‿] I game because punching real people is frowned upon [‿] ~


To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.

Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!

Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

...If you met my family, you'd understand.

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do. Lol


top ten tips to know if you have PMS

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 214,634 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/10/2008
Return of Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
Well here it is, the sequel to my Naruto Hatake story be sure to read that first or you'll just be lost. The continuing adventures of Naruto, adopted son of Kakashi. Various pairings inside mainly Naruto/Hinata, Anko/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,496 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jashin Paradox by Arcami reviews
Alexander Knight always thought that life was boring. He never had any interest in the world around him. So, when he won a raffle and received the grand prize, will he find excitement in his new life, or will he have to face new challenges that may end up destroying his mind. How will he handle his new job, being a god? Rated M for blood, language, violence, and other things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hidan, Jashin, OC
KisaRitsu Magnet by laharvey125 reviews
Heartbroken from a recent break-up, 18 year old Ritsuko reluctantly gets talked into going to a party by her best friend Shizako. There she meets Kisame, a 28 year old college student, and the nights events as well as her heart take a most unexpected turn. KisameXOC, ItachiXOC, Shizako OC used with permission by my friend Britt. Warning: Lemon story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,556 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Psychosis by Mej Cat reviews
AU: In the city Shinobi, deep in the slums of Sunagakure, lived a family of three. Lovely Temari, Loyal Kankuro and poor, dysfunctional, psychotic Gaara... Gaara/OC Story is complete, if you enjoyed the characters and universe read Psychosis By Proxy, the side fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,923 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
Life is What You Make It by FanGirl1567 reviews
Playing with ancient magic, two girls are transported to a new world. They land among the Akatsuki. Though it is fun and games at first, a discover soon turns all of their worlds upside down. HidanxOCxItachi, KisamexOC, and NarutoxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,594 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Akatsuki - Complete
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
My Living Masterpiece by laharvey125 reviews
Having found his Muse, young Deidara is determined to win her heart. The only problem is that she sees him as just a friend. Will stealing a kinjutsu be enough to impress her and show her that his love is for real? DEI/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 161,478 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
DADDY! by Jodeh reviews
OK, I suck at summaries, most of u know that by now... meh, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Pain/Pein, Deidara - Complete
Food Fit For A KING by MyRegardstothereader reviews
Kimi has just been employed at the Kazekage's house, and her life is turned upside down. Life busy with making food for the siblings, dealing with a very rude teenage Gaara, and keeping her own in her own crazy family, can she survive without a scratch?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,091 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Gaara - Complete
This is NOT Mine by TheNextAliceOwO reviews
Okay, unless I got this whole biology thing wrong, I'm pretty sure I had more... Chest." When Kuukai and Amu accidentally switch bodies, what happens? Rated T for everything from jealousy, to times of the months, to annoying fangirls/boys.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
Reluctant Bonds by laharvey125 reviews
Ritsuko the Loner is forced into joining Akatsuki against her will and later makes a miraculous escape. But is she really as free as she thinks? She soon finds herself a pawn in a much larger game.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Off the Beaten Path by ItachiSilverwolf reviews
Someone asked me to go back and do a bit of Deidara and Kurotsuchi, something like what I did for Itachi and Hana in Blood Encounter. So here it goes, Toshiro's parents' relationship as promised for Chanvre Vert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Deidara, Kurotsuchi - Complete
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Stupid Geniuses by MidnightWritings reviews
Stupidity series rewritten All I did is wish that something exciting would happen to me! I didn't want to get kidnapped. Maybe talking to strangers IS bad… Akatsuki/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by DramaDelicacy reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is in the list of Haruno Sakura's reasons on why she killed herself. There are 13 reasons and he must listen to them all. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,108 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yandere by 7thCentury reviews
Sasori and Deidara are normal students about to go to University until Deidara changes his mind. Sasori will do anything to get him back... Alternate Universe Sasori x Deidara SasoDei DARK FICTION YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14376 - Favs: 7,515 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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Descendant reviews
For centuries, creatures of myth and legend have been intermixing with humans to preserve their own kind. Until the day her own half blood abilities awakened, Kairi Takahashi believed herself to be a typical fisherman's daughter. Caught in a series of unexpected of events, She is forced to become Akatsuki's newest recruit. KisamexOC, DeidaraxOC and maybe others. M for later scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Kisame H., Deidara
The Mori Girl reviews
Everything you want in life has a price connected to it, wrapped up neatly in its penalties. Nothing in this world is free. KakuzuxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13 - Kakuzu, OC