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Joined 08-19-09, id: 2054837, Profile Updated: 02-04-15
Author has written 7 stories for NCIS.

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I have a deep love for and connection to art. Whether it be prose, poetry, painting, music, film, theater etc, I find satisfaction in absorbing creative pieces and occasionally creating them.

Some quotations I like:

"Pole kurje inimesi, on ainult kurjad teod. Ja karistuseks peavad nood oma maja seljas kandma." A quote in my mother tongue, the meaning of which would be lost in translation. Sorry, English-speaking folks.

"Nothing. Amazing subject, that one. Produces such fascinating reactions in people." - "The High Lord" by Trudi Canavan

"Don't frown because it's over, smile because it happened."

"The hardest battle you're ever going to fight is the battle to be just you." - Leo Buscaglia

"The only certainty is that nothing is certain."

"In one case out of a hundred a point is excessively discussed because it is obscure; in the ninety-nine remaining it is obscure because it is excessively discussed." - Edgar Allan Poe

"I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it." - Carl Sandburg

"There is a world just around the corner of your mind, where reality is an intruder and dreams come true. You may escape into it at will. You need no secret password, no magic wand or Aladdin's lamp; only your own imagination and curiosity about Things That Never Were..."

"It is of wretched taste to accept mediocrity when the excellent lies just before us."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I have ended up where I intended to be." - Douglas Adams

"Ah, I see the Fuck-up Faerie has visited us again."

"But they are useless. They can only give you answers." - Picasso, on computers

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Former French President Charles De Gaulle

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." - Albert Einstein

"'Come to the edge,' he said. They said: 'We are afraid.' 'Come to the edge,' he said. They came, he pushed them... and they flew." - Guillaume Apollinaire

"Learn to keep alive in your heart that little spark of celestial fire, Conscience." – Washington

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." - Goethe

OTHER

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

oO0Oo

Windows users
Windows users are generally regarded as either thieves, people who lost their keys, or just complete morons too stupid to use doors.

oO0Oo

Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

oO0Oo

READ THE FOLLOWING WITHOUT SMILING OR GIGGLING OR LAUGHING

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/\ This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob also likes pointy things. I suggest you run from Bob...
/\

oO0Oo

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm... something must have gotten lost in translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On T-Rat (Military food):
It's not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only.
(Young men, beware! When you join the Army, you suddenly lose all your rights to your humanity.)

oO0Oo

The Ten Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection.)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect.)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more.)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it".)

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle.)

oO0Oo

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

oO0Oo

It's Amazing how your best friend
now becomes your worst enemy.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes.

The innocent ones turn into sluts.

Homework goes in the trash.

Mobile phones are being used in class.

Detention becomes suspension.

Soda becomes vodka.

Bikes become cars.

Kisses turn into sex.

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?

When protection meant wearing a helmet?

When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties?

Dad's shoulders were the highest place on Earth and mom was your hero.

Your worst enemies were your siblings.

Race issues were about who ran the fastest.

War was only a card game.

The only things that hurt were skinned knees.

And the only drug you knew was cough medicine.

Cheating only happened in games.

And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

When wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut.

A hickey was just a funny little word.

You were only supposed to die from old age.

Texting never cost you your life.

Swearing was only for adults.

'Doing' something was never a gross term.

Love was only from the people you care about.

Suicide wasn't your thing.

Cocaine used to be a pixie stick.

Remember when the only older men you hung out with were related to you.

When 22-year-old strangers never called you 'babe'.

A pole was only for tetherball.

Kidnapping only meant a kid was sleeping.

O.J. was orange juice, not a killer.

Video Games were the only violence you saw.

When your bed wasn't meant for sharing.

Hobos were just spiders.

Hate only came from people you knew.

You only got Mono from sharing lip gloss.

16-year-olds knew better.

Parents only gave you spankens.

Your friends used to be nice to you.

Crushing meant you liked someone.

AIDS only existed in Africa.

The only gun you used squirted water.

Dancing was never dirty.

Knives were to cut steak.

Boys only worried about sucking in sports.

French Kissing was only in France.

The scariest thing about boys was rejection.

And you couldn't wait to grow up.

oO0Oo

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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Off by a Single Degree by Taaroko reviews
AU, Damon/Elena. On the night that Elena meets Damon, her cell phone dies before she has a chance to call home for a ride. Their conversation is never interrupted by her parents' arrival, Elena and her parents are never in a car that goes off Wickery Bridge, and Stefan never has to save Elena from drowning. Enjoy and review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Damon S., Elena G.
Shades of Grey by Naamah Beherit reviews
Judging people is easy, getting to know them is the tricky part. / Now posted on AO3 as well.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,704 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - High Lord Akkarin, Sonea, Administrator Lorlen
There is always another perspective by s.cinnamon reviews
Some events from the BMT, re-told and added to, but more from Akkarin's perspective - roughly beginning with TMG. CHAPTER 35 'The king and the Black Magician' is up!
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 199,493 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sonea, High Lord Akkarin
Til the End of Summer by redcandle reviews
Ellaria Sand becomes involved with Prince Oberyn Martell at the great tourney at Harrenhal.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Oberyn M., Ellaria S. - Complete
Glimpse by JustBFree reviews
In which David Clarke had never been falsely accused and convicted for crimes he did not commit. When the Clarkes return to the Hamptons, Nolan Ross is there to welcome them home.
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,510 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Emily T., Nolan R. - Complete
You Give Yourself Away by FinnFiona reviews
"The intimacy of death has left its mark upon them — something has undeniably changed, something long suffocated has a chance to breathe." Damon/Elena amongst a Season 3 ensemble story. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS; my sincere apologies to my readers with thanks for their support of this story.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Less Than Honorable Intentions by aj81writing NO LONGER IN USE reviews
AU/AH. When Elena Gilbert inherits a building in Mystic Falls, she takes the opportunity to start a new life for herself and her daughter. All appears to be going well. Until she makes an enemy in Damon Salvatore, that is...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,809 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Marine Undercover by Foxtail-Padfoot reviews
Tony and Ziva are married! Sorta... Marines with Middle Eastern wives are being targeted and killed, and when team Gibbs steps up to bat, guess who gets to go undercover? Primarily a casefic, but also romance and humor. Rated T. Tiva, McAbby. Ch14 up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,974 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Worlds Collide by rumpleswagskin reviews
When a gruesome murder is committed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, it turns out that this case requires the help of NCIS! But how will everyday suspects compare to dragons, trolls, centaurs and magic? Tiva. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Watching Me Fall by Tara1189 reviews
He's been hovering on the brink for so long now that the fall is almost a relief. Wes/Lilah
Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Wesley W.P., Lilah M. - Complete
What Happens Before You Die by WriterK83 reviews
After Ziva is rescued from Somalia, what is her first night really like in DC? A short story, with likely another chapter or two, told from Ziva and Tony's point of view.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Elevator Thoughts by Aindop reviews
What does the NCIS elevator think of Gibbs? Crack one shot. If I did own NCIS the poor elevator would be treated better.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Jimmy and the autopsy video by OzGeek reviews
Written for the NFA skills challenge. Jimmy makes an instructional video on how to perform an autopsy. Not for the squimish. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Jimmy P. - Complete
I Choose You by Katjandante reviews
Set after the end of Aliyah. Gibbs explains why he left Ziva behind, and says some things Tony desperately needed to hear.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Miles and Miles by chossytoss reviews
A reflection through Ziva's perspective as she walks away from the Damocles and what was left of her team. Because it was the only way. And because she will never get another chance. Angsty one-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Pimmy Jalmer by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Ever wondered what McGee wrote about Palmer in DeepSix? And have you ever wondered what Jimmy's reaction was when he read it? Just my take on what happened before the "Pimmy Jalmer" scene in the episode "Smoked."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jimmy P., Tim M. - Complete
Adventures in Therapy by Carlough reviews
Companion to my one-shot 'Jump'. This is more of the team's experiences in group trust therapy, from how they ended up in therapy to the mentioned lifting of McGee to the infamous trust falls. It would be a good idea to read 'Jump' first. Crackfic!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Idioms! by madame.alexandra reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Watching Paint Die by eleen reviews
“You are a trained Federal agent, you carry a gun all day and you are telling me you can not manage to defeat a couple of civilians in a simple shooting game?” Ziva burns excess ninja rage in an entirely constructive way: for Tony’s shallow benefit. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Caleb Ari by Random Dice reviews
“Whewe is Mommie?” He asked looking around the bullpen. Gibbs, McGee, and Abby just looked at the kid.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 38,303 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
NCIS Rules by Kika xx reviews
A list of 30 rules for one very special agent to live by at NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009
My Names Michael by Fictionnaire reviews
Michael Weatherly is mistaken for Anthony DiNozzo and is kidnapped and taken to a small town to solve a murder... Inspired by Bruce Campbell's My Name Is Bruce
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
All Fools’ by sasha1600 reviews
It’s April 1... Gibbs won’t mind a little prank, right? Warning: spanking of adults. Don’t like? Don’t read!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Cold Blooded by Smackalicious reviews
Ziva's not the only killer in the world. No pairings. COMPLETE.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
As She Shouted Out With Glee by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Drusilla encounters Santa Claus.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
Step Up by Kerrison reviews
Ziva returns from her time with Mossad with a surprising souvenir.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Delivery by so-lovely-and-i reviews
Tony stops by Ziva's place and is intrigued by her secret and behaviour....fluff. Tiva. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Learning How to Live by Smackalicious reviews
Ziva has learned how to kill, but she must learn how to live. Ziva POV. Written for the Ziva as Mossad Operative challenge on NFA. COMPLETE.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
Mark of an Assassin by Smackalicious reviews
She was a professional. [Skills challenge response: Short descriptive passage. Guess what I wrote about?]
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ziva D. - Complete
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Inevitable reviews
When a serial killer is targeting Marines with Jewish wives, two members of Team Gibbs have to step up to put an end to it. An undercover operation awaits them, and perhaps even something more. Could it be love? PS: Lots of TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,734 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
My Child reviews
A dead nanny, an investigation, an ice cream date with Aunt Abby; the day started out normal. But when a revenge seeking enemy kidnaps Tony and Ziva's daughter, their sanity, a little girl's life, and a family's well-being is left hanging in the balance.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,948 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Daddy's Girl reviews
"You know, I used to spend most of my time on stage... searching for my father's face in the audience... but he was never there." No one in Ziva's childhood ever hurt her as much as her father. He never really left her, but was also never there.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
Hair Issues reviews
Why is Tony hiding his hair?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Zivaisms reviews
One-shots about Ziva David, her funny "zivaisms" and everyone else in Team Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,629 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ziva D.
Gibbs' Birthday! reviews
Guess who has a birthday at NCIS? And what will the team do to celebrate it?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Rain reviews
Ziva's looking at the rain and thinking back on her life. She forms a resolution to repair her relationship with the person who matters the most. A Tiva story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete