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HII!! :D my name is Nicole or nikki or whatever u like to call me i dont care haha...i live in Puerto Rico...i dont like the sun, wich is wierd cause i live in a place where its allways sunnyy...i like wierd things..well who doesnt?!... aanndd every thing else is not important...

ok ok im going to talk a little 'bout myself..i'm shy, but when im with friends i am a little dorky and i talk a lot..i want to travel the WORLDD!!..and then take over it..hahaha... sometimes im very random..my favs colors are black, red and white..but i mostly dress in black and red.. but im not goth..i can't live without music..my fav is rock and alternative blah, blah...i lovee the Joker he is my fav fictional character, oh and also Jack sparrow..oh oh and Jasper (from Twilight)..wierd all their names start with J.. haha..anyways they ar hott.. : ...im lazy and sometimes very jumpy... and also once in a while i get a laughing fit...my hobbies are to read(book and also fanfics), eat, listen to music, watch movies, think, sleep, breathe, computer, being bored , bothering my sisters, obsessing over actors (HAHA), playing video games, plotting, thinking of new ways to torture people (phisical and emotional, mostly emotional)(kidding..), bounce in place, TV, writing random stuff...ect ect ect, blah blah blah...SMILEEE.. ooh yeah i may be wierd, but im NOT crazy!!

JokerXHarley Quinn:(love this pic!!)check it out!

very very cute pic of Heath!!

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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish

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"If you believe in God, copy-and-paste blah blah blah..." So what? What does believing in God mean? Lots of people, Christian and non-Christian believe He exists. Even demons "believe in God." What makes you so different? I, for one, don't merely believe in Him...I TRUST in Him. I don't just "believe in God"...I believe in JESUS! I believe He is the ONLY Way, the ONLY Truth and the ONLY Life and without Him there is no salvation! If you believe in Jesus and have His Joy in your heart, don't just copy-and-paste this into your profile...SHOW IT!

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Jasper laughes at your mood ring!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Disorder Rating

ParanoidHigh

SchizoidHigh

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: Moderate

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: High

Dependent: Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive: High
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Jokers Wild by Chanandaler Bong reviews
Chs 76 and 77 are up! Please R&R! Bruce Wayne has hired Giada DiMarco to be his crime psychoanalyst. But what happens if she falls in love with the man her boss is trying to defeat? Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 203,478 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/4/2008
And the Rest is Ancient History by The Gray Ghoul reviews
hello, boys and girls, I've, uh, officially hijacked this story. chapter 92 penthouse suite number 2, and chapter 93 the last guy. the story's over...now go watch the dark knight if you want more
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 94 - Words: 199,669 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Father Figure by Perzephone reviews
The Joker's only daughter is young and afraid. With an intelligent mind she knows the difference between right and wrong, gifted with the conscience her father lacks. She loves him, but she is suffering from the toll crime can take. This is her story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,537 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Closer To The Edge by cheesycheese reviews
Soo my first fanfic! Basically about Jared Leto falling and breaking his knee in a park, but Shannon thinks he's acting and just walks away, leaving him there. Please read and review,I'll love you for it!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010
Forgive my mouth, forgive my mind by StrikeFast reviews
What to do when brotherly love starts meaning something else? Jared Leto/Shannon Leto from 30 Seconds To Mars
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Gotham Apartments by JimandSteve reviews
Jonathan Crane has the unfortunate "luck" of being neighbors with the Joker and Ras Al Gul; not to mention, having Harvey Dent as his roommate. But when the group learns that a new tenant will be moving in, chaos is sure to happen. EXTREME OOC!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harvey D., J. Crane
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Creepy Clown's Daughter by MySadCaptains reviews
Rainees life was horribly boring. Until The Joker escapes from arkham and claims shes his daughter. He wont stop until he's twisted her mind and got her back. Rated T for language stuff.Review.NoFlames.First Joker FanFic Be Nice Please :D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,811 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Joker
A Bit of Sultry Before Breakfast by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Following the prompt, "Alice sleeps naked, and Tarrant comes in one morning to wake her."
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Bachelorette Party by tikki-tock reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Nap Time by keeperofcoldtoes reviews
The Joker isn't close to anyone. To stay true to this, he must kill what he is the closest to, especially when that something becomes a danger to him. Tribute to HoistTheColours "Clockwork"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Joker - Complete
A Curious Encounter with a MarySue by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
The Joker and Harley encounter a very strange individual,who claims to be the Joker's twu luv
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Joker - Complete
NINE SIMPLE STEPS TO BECOMING THE JOKER by I Am the Batman Dag Nab It reviews
/Revamped and re-posted/ Do you want to BE the Joker? Maybe you would appreciate a few pointers if your unsure of how to keep the Joker in character for your own stories. Either way, your welcome to click the link, and engross yourself in the wonderfu-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Joker - Complete
Joker's Date Series Date 1 The Hippie's Date by Tinhuviel reviews
Joker decides he wants some free lovin'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Joker - Complete
Joker's Date Series Date 1 The Nurse's Date by Tinhuviel reviews
The Joker becomes involved with a nurse and doesn't appreciate how she's treated by one of her doctor bosses. He decides to do something about it, even it if means "giving up" Janet.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Donna, Joker, and Batman by JimandSteve reviews
Donna, the Joker, and Batman are hosting a show where the *readers* get to decide where they will travel! What strange places will they go? What weird adventures will they have? How should I know? Now in Paris, France with Superman & Spiderman!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Gotham's Got Talent! by JimandSteve reviews
Join the Summer's new show, Gotham's Got Talent, as the Joker, Batman, and Donna judge to discover Gotham's finest!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alfred P., Joker
Jack Begins by mirrorimage1918 reviews
Jack Napier is the mysterious flawless stranger who ten year old Molly is fascinated by but when certain events take place is Napier as flawless as he seems. The origin of The Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Song That We Can Dance To by TheJoker'sGotMyHeart reviews
They say its darkest just before the dawn. But when that dawn is coming, no one knows. The only thing anyone is sure of, is the pain of heartbreak. The pain the darkness brings. The pain she has to put on one of them. Bella/Jasper R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Once Upon a Game of Chaos by TheJoker'sGotMyHeart reviews
The Cullens have moved to Gotham City, just in time for the Jokers Break out from Arkham. Whats Gonna happen? Who knows, the Joker doesnt make plans. Sometimes the truth is just a lie, and sometimes forever just runs out of time... Joker/Bella. R&R!
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Joker, Bella
Chemical Equations by KayLynn911 reviews
Come on now, everyone wants to know about Alex and Brittany's wedding and honeymoon! And unlike Smeyer, I won't fade to black--hence the 'M' rating.
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E. - Complete
Unavoidable Insanity by SpenStarTTShowbiz reviews
Sequel to Unavoidable Debriefing. A Dead Marine. A Violent City. An Unruly Temp. Uh-Oh. Set After the Finale for Season Six. Written for Round 10 of the 2009 Knight vs Anarchy Challenge. Two-Shot.
Crossover - NCIS & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bruce W./Batman
A Very Good Neighbor by seditionary reviews
Rita is a little bit of an ugly duckling, a lonely teen, but her new neighbor proves to be very interested in her. How was she to know he would become the most wanted man in Gotham? OC/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,995 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Joker - Complete
Five Times NCIS Dealt With Gotham’s Villains by SpenStarTTShowbiz reviews
Written for Round 9 of the 2009 Knight vs Anarchy Challenge. Mild, mild one-sided Joker/Batman. Can be read as Gen.
Crossover - NCIS & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Tony D., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Unavoidable Debriefing by SpenStarTTShowbiz reviews
Abby has a chance meeting in Gotham. This is the aftermath. Written for Round 7 of the 2009 Knight vs Anarchy Challenge. Very mild Batman/Joker.
Crossover - NCIS & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Abby S., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Silly Batman Tricks Are For Kids! by srh420cky reviews
Just a bunch of funny little stories, dealing with Joker, Rachel, Batman, Ivy, Harley... Taken place durring/affter Dark Knight. This is just a hobby a few of my friends and I have... Making fun of everything. Humor/Drama/Romance and all the above. READ!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Joker
Joker Delight by Twonk reviews
Gotham doesn't know what to do with the Joker, so they send him to Wonka's factory. Here the oompa loompa's sing a song- but with very surprising results. Batman/ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory crossover. Please R&R!
Crossover - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
To Become Extraordinary by Felixthekatt reviews
A girl with her own confused past is confronted by the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,713 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Harley's Polka Party and the Joker's Boner by Akito The Sex Goddess reviews
The result of a sugar high after watching Brokeback Moutain. Random characters, and no plot whatsoever. WARNING: Contains gay Pokemon theme songs. May cause orgasms. Rated T for sexual reference.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,589 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete