thatvampchick
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-19-09, id: 2055005, Profile Updated: 02-07-10
Author has written 2 stories for Halloween.


About me

My name is _ You can call me pineapple or thtvampchick i love vampires and zombies and werewolves and physco killer movies.



Ok you know what annoys me.

1.Yellow Lights... at ya know when your driving... yes Those.

2.My brothers... i want to hit them with sock filled with raw hamburger meat.

3.School

4.Mornings

5.People that say "GOOD MORNING!"... the morning isnt good if I am awake before 11am

6.The sun, its just. ugh bright and there D:

7. People who deeply belive... they are smarter than someone else

8. those hot pocket commercials.

9.Snow.

10.People who don't think their good enough. you are.

11.dishwashing machines.

12.The french language.

13.Shows that are eduacational.

14.People that watch eduactional shows.

15. People that use big words... it makes all of us simple word users feel less smart.

16.Anal retardent people. (stuck up people)

17.People that take things to serious all the time.

18.People who say Twilight and vampire suck and they have never watched or read Twilight or any vampire movies.


there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.


If the Jonas Brothers said breathing was uncool 95 of girls would be dead. If you are one of the 5 laughing like mad put this on your page


Family members: 8 including my dogs and me

Pets?: Two Hound dogs

Losses?: yes : Odie and poptart ( my dog and cat)

Age: oh thats easy har har im eleventy thousand and eighty four years old

Birth: THE BEGINING OF TIME ITS SELF YOUNG ONE!

Favorite Food: candie (monster energy drink i drink like 5 a day..)

Why did I choose taht specific Picture for my avatar?: I LOVE ALEXANDER STERLING!

I belive in god and i belive that those who do good will be rewarded

Favorite Color(s): Purple and Black (-- im not goth.. only inside my head i am... RAWR eats u

Siblings opinion of me: Bossy. weird. possibly on drugs... random

Nickname(s):Skittlez, Skilett, Strawberry. and Brandon's fave :Tiffany(my name is Sade)

My description of me: Im a twilight fan but edward is NOT my fave Jasper and jacob are OH and seth too. I like dark colors neon ones too. i sometimes find the dark comforting..and im in love with ALEXANDER!

Hobbies: Singing, Running(around flailing arms in the air screaming OHMAIGOTH BATMAN HEEEELP!),Eating,sleeping, swiming READING

Favorite Anime/Manga: Vampier kisses (Royal blood)

Favorite shows: , Kappa Mikey (sorta), Family Guy, Danny Phantom, Spongebob Squarepants, Robot Chicken, The Amanda Show, special agent oso, Pucca, The Secret Show, Sonny With A Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place

Favorite Movies: TWILIGHT! , bram strokers dracula, kung fu panda (king fu animals are awesome...)

Latest (or earliest) I've ever stayed up:coughs 7:30 pm.. JK 36 hours straight

Bedtime: when ever as long as i dont get caught up past 12:00 am

Favorite Books:Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, vampier kisses,(all of them)


DID YOU KNOW...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

starts yelling

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
I wonder how they discovered that...

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
Calls Carlisle

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
finds a cockroach

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
IT WORKS IT WORKS IT REALLY REALLY DOES passes out

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
and they need them forrrr...? they live at the bottom of the pond...

Butterflies taste with their feet.
pshhh i can use chop sticks and eat with my feet. BEAT THAT BUTTERFLY!

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
puts a 250 lb. weight on my tounge

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump
AWHHH POOR ELEPHANT WILL NEVA PLAY HOPSCOTCH! cries

A cat’s urine glows under a black light
I wonder who was paid to figure that out..?

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
I Know some people like that...

Starfish have no brains.
teehee i know people like that 2...


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK,when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism


If you... PASTE THIS IN UR PRO

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a anime/manga character, the paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF YOU LOVE RAIN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat (FORGET THAT, WHY ARE U KILLING EM!), copy and paste this into your profile. (...YOU SHOULD JUST DIE LIKE THE THINGS YOU ARE KILLING!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you think N is just a sideways Z, paste paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. :DD

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

If you think this is weird but cool post this on your profile!!

If you love Jacob Black, and tink Edward Cullen is sorta... i dunno, GAY, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have no life, and sometimes use it on NeoPets, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you say 'I'm Bored' Out of habit, and your parents scold you because 'It's Rude', copy and paste this on your profile.


WARNING! : Poem is disturbing ... TEARS ALERT : WILL POSSIBLY MAKE YOU CRY UNLESS YOUR HEARTLESS ... ( found this on an FF author Bio and blubbered like a baby ... oh gosh wrong wording for this poem ...)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
It's just wrong.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

I'm not exactly against abortion... What if u were raped? u dont want a kid from that do u? what if ur just 16?

but those poor no year olds... this made me depressed...

I teared up and almost cried all over my besest friend evettes shirt


Real FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
Fake FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

Real FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
Fake FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the butt(s) of whatever made you cry.

Real FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

Fake FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Real FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
Fake FRIENDS: Will come and knock on your door.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
REAL FRIENDS: Will take the drink away and say you've had enough.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Ultimate Betrayal by EddiesGirlx reviews
When Bella and Jasper find out Alice and Edward cheated on them how will they react? T but contains sexual themes. Please read! Jasper/Bella later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Too Lazy by Spider RedNight reviews
What does a Smoker do when it's too lazy to actually do his job? This. No couplings. Also includes young, inexperienced Hunters!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Smoker, Hunter
Notes from a Killer by xxKhaleesixx reviews
On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. First attempt at Halloween! MichaelxOC. COMPLETE!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Left 4 Friends by TheRedLucario reviews
Left 4 Dead, from the view of Zombies. Slogan: Your world, Their rules.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Micheals POV2 reviews
Micheal meyers Pov
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010
Michealspoint of view reviews
okay heres the dealio Micheal meyers has allways been seen as the sick twisted demented guy... and he is but.. no one ever know what hes thinking or how he feels... so here it is!
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009