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About me My name is _ You can call me pineapple or thtvampchick i love vampires and zombies and werewolves and physco killer movies.
My name is _ You can call me pineapple or thtvampchick i love vampires and zombies and werewolves and physco killer movies.
Ok you know what annoys me.
1.Yellow Lights... at ya know when your driving... yes Those.
2.My brothers... i want to hit them with sock filled with raw hamburger meat.
5.People that say "GOOD MORNING!"... the morning isnt good if I am awake before 11am
6.The sun, its just. ugh bright and there D:
7. People who deeply belive... they are smarter than someone else
8. those hot pocket commercials.
10.People who don't think their good enough. you are.
12.The french language.
13.Shows that are eduacational.
14.People that watch eduactional shows.
15. People that use big words... it makes all of us simple word users feel less smart.
16.Anal retardent people. (stuck up people)
17.People that take things to serious all the time.
18.People who say Twilight and vampire suck and they have never watched or read Twilight or any vampire movies.
there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
If the Jonas Brothers said breathing was uncool 95 of girls would be dead. If you are one of the 5 laughing like mad put this on your page
Family members: 8 including my dogs and me
Pets?: Two Hound dogs
Losses?: yes : Odie and poptart ( my dog and cat)
Age: oh thats easy har har im eleventy thousand and eighty four years old
Birth: THE BEGINING OF TIME ITS SELF YOUNG ONE!
Favorite Food: candie (monster energy drink i drink like 5 a day..)
Why did I choose taht specific Picture for my avatar?: I LOVE ALEXANDER STERLING!
I belive in god and i belive that those who do good will be rewarded
Favorite Color(s): Purple and Black (-- im not goth.. only inside my head i am... RAWR eats u
Siblings opinion of me: Bossy. weird. possibly on drugs... random
Nickname(s):Skittlez, Skilett, Strawberry. and Brandon's fave :Tiffany(my name is Sade)
My description of me: Im a twilight fan but edward is NOT my fave Jasper and jacob are OH and seth too. I like dark colors neon ones too. i sometimes find the dark comforting..and im in love with ALEXANDER!
Hobbies: Singing, Running(around flailing arms in the air screaming OHMAIGOTH BATMAN HEEEELP!),Eating,sleeping, swiming READING
Favorite Anime/Manga: Vampier kisses (Royal blood)
Favorite shows: , Kappa Mikey (sorta), Family Guy, Danny Phantom, Spongebob Squarepants, Robot Chicken, The Amanda Show, special agent oso, Pucca, The Secret Show, Sonny With A Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place
Favorite Movies: TWILIGHT! , bram strokers dracula, kung fu panda (king fu animals are awesome...)
Latest (or earliest) I've ever stayed up:coughs 7:30 pm.. JK 36 hours straight
Bedtime: when ever as long as i dont get caught up past 12:00 am
Favorite Books:Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, vampier kisses,(all of them)
DID YOU KNOW...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump
A cat’s urine glows under a black light
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK,when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you... PASTE THIS IN UR PRO
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a anime/manga character, the paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(...)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
IF YOU LOVE RAIN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat (FORGET THAT, WHY ARE U KILLING EM!), copy and paste this into your profile. (...YOU SHOULD JUST DIE LIKE THE THINGS YOU ARE KILLING!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you think N is just a sideways Z, paste paste this into your profile.
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. :DD
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
If you think this is weird but cool post this on your profile!!
If you love Jacob Black, and tink Edward Cullen is sorta... i dunno, GAY, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have no life, and sometimes use it on NeoPets, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you say 'I'm Bored' Out of habit, and your parents scold you because 'It's Rude', copy and paste this on your profile.
WARNING! : Poem is disturbing ... TEARS ALERT : WILL POSSIBLY MAKE YOU CRY UNLESS YOUR HEARTLESS ... ( found this on an FF author Bio and blubbered like a baby ... oh gosh wrong wording for this poem ...)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
I'm not exactly against abortion... What if u were raped? u dont want a kid from that do u? what if ur just 16?
but those poor no year olds... this made me depressed...
I teared up and almost cried all over my besest friend evettes shirt
Real FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
Real FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
Real FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.
Fake FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
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