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Author has written 36 stories for 10 Things I Hate About You, Faculty, Harry Potter, Matrix, Donnie Darko, Constantine, and Veronica Mars.

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10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
John Constantine: Demon hunter, Bad Ass, Idiot by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Even a bad ass needs to learn to lock his door.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
Land of the Free? by papermachine reviews
HIATUS. Trinity, captured by Agent Smith has not lost hope that Neo would come... But Smith begins to break her... little by little, her resistance and will is stripped away... Will she turn her back abandon her fight?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,931 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Smith, A., Trinity
Our Pet Girl by Crouching Moron and The Dork reviews
Megan Potter (yeah, Harry's daughter, but it gets interesting) was a rambuctious fifth year in the year 2018, without a care in the world. But what will she be like in a time before hers. In a time before her parents? Oo, you know you want to find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,727 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Every Creature Dies Alone by beware of trips reviews
James is upset about his parents death until he finds a book that belongs to a strange girl, Lily. If you like the movie Donnie Darko you'll like this since I use a lot of the things from it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dancing with Shadows by mosylu reviews
Ginny comes facetoface with a Boggart and realizes that not all fears can be laughed away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Ginny W. - Complete
Draco's Willow by ice queen reviews
A heart broken Ginny runs away for some alone time, but it's rather hard to get when she chooses Draco's tree to hide under. Slight G/D goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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See Dick Grieve reviews
Dick thinks about it for a while, pondering the pros and cons of death by vitamins, weighs them against the possibility of jumping to his death. Neither option seems too pleasant. He decides to live.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Dick, Mac - Complete
God is Cruel reviews
AU. Cassidy Casablancas is slowly disappearing.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Cassidy, Dick - Complete
When All You Have is a Hammer reviews
Veronica Mars. God of war. Creating anguish and grief, inciting chaos, wrecking things and taking casualties. Too many of the casualties have belonged to Dick.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Dick, Veronica - Complete
Games We Used to Play reviews
Beaver is no stranger to games. Hopscotch, jump rope, not those innocent games. Suffocation, hyperventilation, suffocation, games we used to play.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Cassidy - Complete
About Last Night reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different reviews
After an unsettling run in with Balthazar, Chas makes an unintentional wish that forces him an John to switch bodies. How is the world famous John Constantine going to survive in the ackward body of a clumsy teenager?
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2005
Fire Escape reviews
Chas spys. John gets busy. Angela is just a pawn. Unrequited Chastine.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
A O Hell reviews
Intializing scanner…Press F5 to enter set up…John Constantine, you will burn in hell…No viruses found…Starting Explorer…Wait. Hold up. Rewind. Only Chas could possibly buy John a possessed computer. Oh, the hijinks!
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/14/2005
In Which We Learn Why Chas is Not Allowed to Help reviews
Pre-Movie Chas tried to help once before, during a routine exorcism on his 18th birthday. Well, there's a reason why he had to sit in the car from then on. HumorDrama. PG-13 for cursing.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Growing Pains of Draco Malfoy: Age 16 reviews
The diary of Draco Malfoy, devoted son, worthless prat, and self proclaimed sex god, not to mention bother to his parents new love child. Chapter Nine now up. Interhousial relationships, runaway cats, and Terry Boot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,358 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ode To a Trampled Mind reviews
Bad poetry from a bad poet, Draco Malfoy. Poems from the story "The Growing Pains of Draco Malfoy: Age 16". He struggles through life trying to get the girl, have sex with the girl, and welcome a new little brother or sister into the world. Meant to be ba
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction reviews
Now adays, we understand that it's hard to find an original plot. One that has not become cliched or overdone. We strive to help all authors attain writing perfection and minimize the amount of OOC. We are here to help you. Chap1: Love in the HP world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Harry P.
Empty Seat reviews
He was riding fast, this Donnie Darko. He was smiling, laughing like he knew something that the world didn't.I had a dream that night. A dream unlike any other I had ever had." Gretchen Ross is looking for a sign, October 1st, 1988.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2004
Time Lost is Never Found reviews
Ginny just wanted to help. After Sirius' death, Harry had lost his will to live. When Ginny tries to help, things go wrong for her and Draco Malfoy. 1977 might not be so bad...unless Sirius gets a crush on Ginny and Draco can't keep away from Lily Evans..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Mystic Fate reviews
Five years ago, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Neville Longbottom were friends. But one trip to Hogsmeade and terrible abuse scars their friendship. Today, they live separate lives, until the sudden and irrational murder of Ginny Weasley makes headlines.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Neville L., Ron W.
The Red Hair Scandal reviews
Everyone in the Weasley clan has red hair, it’s a commonly known fact. But what happens when one morning Ron wakes up to find that something’s gone seriously wrong? Who's to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Rules reviews
While shopping for Ginny's engagement ring, Draco and his lovely bride-to-be set down some ground rules for their impending marriage but somethings aren't meant to be tied down by rules. Fluffy. RomanceHumor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
No Results Found reviews
Someone had to miss Thomas A. Anderson when he left the Matrix. But why only her? And how long can she keep searching for the man she's known all her life, who has disappeared right before her eyes?
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Neo
The Matrix: Now Powered by Kazaa! reviews
There's a glitch in the Matrix and suddenly the whole world has broken into song. Can "The One" help the crew of the Nebuchadneezer to stop the madness? Not likely. Humor! Romance! Tapdancing Agents! Chapter Two now posted!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Neo, Trinity
Empires Fall reviews
Ginny stared at the reflection of their embrace dancing across it. It was distorted. Clutching the knife, she twisted it deep into his side watching his sad grey eyes the whole time."Not your regular DG fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Identity reviews
After a case of mistaken identity, Draco is taken prisoner by Ginny in an attempt to find money by her poverty stricken family. But when Lucius decides having Ginny take his son off of his hands is a great idea, what when the kidnapper do with her hostage
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Draco M., Gilderoy L.
Insomnia reviews
As Draco lies awake, unable to sleep, he wonders about the life he used to have and the wife and child he lost along the way. Rated for thematic elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Draco Malfoy Show reviews
The trio get stuck inside Draco Malfoy's fantasy show! Watch as they try in vain to escape from Harry and his evil sheep! Stare in amazement as Ron makes his move on Neville! Does Fred have homo-erotic tendencies? Find out! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Fairytales reviews
I wonder what it would feel like to be a princess. To have my prince wrap me up in his arms. To have him kiss me passionately. Is it love? Is it lust? Can I tell the difference?" Ginny lives in a world of fairytales, where she can't tell whats real anymor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Little Children reviews
Draco Malfoy, the boy who never grew up is getting a wake up call when his life is interrupted by a little girl. To keep her out of his way, he hire's Ginny as a nanny. But this girl could teach Draco a few things about little children...Chap. 5!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Inconceivable Plot reviews
Poor Harry Potter, first his parents are killed, then he brings back the Dark Lord. Now he's stuck in his own personal soap opera. Don't worry, it will get worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Haunted reviews
Sometimes, if I listen, if I try, I can hear you. Your voice, like honey. So sweet, so sadistic, telling me things, horrible things..." Ginny writes a letter to Draco, trying to forgot him and how he haunted her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Sleeping in a Bed of Lies reviews
When Draco Malfoy shows up on Ginny's doorstep one night with claims of marriage, lies and deception, Ginny is catapulted into a world where she must choose between her friends and a man she barely even knows...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Lost reviews
Ginny is in Azkaban, accused of a murder she did not commit. The only people who believe her are her worst enemy and an old friend. Can they save Ginny from a terrible fate before time runs out? R & R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Gray Eyes reviews
Ginny thinks about the amazing eyes that she fell in love with. A shot one-shot. please review, I'd really appreciate it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion! reviews
Kat and Patrick get an invite to their class reunion! Fun, fun, fun! Review! Chapter four is finally uploaded. Thankyou to everyone who has revieed, you guys are great!
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 5/6/2002
Secrets of the Serpent reviews
Draco's caught up in something he wishes he wasn't. When Ginny finds out, she can't help but involve herself. CHAPTER 10!!! CHAPTER 10!!! ATTENTION: CHAPTER 10 is here!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ginny and the Songfic that would not die reviews
Ginny is plauged by a neverending song-fic. Chapter 5! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Staff reviews
It's a parody of "The Faculty". I've finally got Chapter 4 up! So R&R!
Faculty - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002
Second Choice reviews
A true Draco angst. He longs for Ginny, she longs for someone else. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Regret reviews
Harry reflects on his one regret. I wrote this fic because my I'm proving to my friend Snake Charmer that I can write more than humor so only 10 more catorgories to go. I forgot to put a disclaimer on my story so I'm putting it here: I don't own "Harry Po
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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