amythevampire
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Joined 08-20-09, id: 2055738, Profile Updated: 04-25-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Okay so heres the deal the names Amy im in love with twilight and the whole saga so if you want to know more sorry im taken :)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

ok now please dont get mad at me but i might not continue my first story but i am posting up a better story if i say so myself :) reviews make me happy

love and rockets Amy a.k.a amythevampire

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Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
No More Bella by Glitterb1234 reviews
Bella's POV, post Breaking Dawn. Random idea: Bella is forced to leave Edward. What will her new life hold, and can she ever find happiness again? Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella
Nessie's Questions by Glitterb1234 reviews
A series of one shots about Renesmee discovering the world around her by asking her family questions. Reader Participation! Review to suggest something she can ask.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13412 - Favs: 8,118 - Follows: 6,039 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 5,795 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return To Forks by AliceofTwilight71 reviews
After seventy-some years, the Cullens finally return to Forks for another four years of high school. What they didn't expect, however, was that another coven was living there, too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,435 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Really, Really by lleighhh reviews
All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,480 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ragweeds by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost? ** Angst, Cursing, Physical Abuse. OOC**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,560 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
How We Were by satineRiP16 reviews
Bella hates her childhood friend, Edward, for ditching her during HS. But Edward really loves her. LOT of hurtful things goin on here and I promise it will be great will she get back to being frieds with him or not?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Secret Life by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Edward is married, Bella has her own hectic life. A high school reunion reunites them. Will Edward cheat on his wife with Bella? Will they be able to keep the secret? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,385 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Island In The Sun by drotuno reviews
Edward and Bella were friends in high school, but found love just before he went away to college. They haven't seen each other in 6 years. Will the lie she told him change everything when he finds out? Has years of struggle made a change in Bella? AH M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,597 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After the honeymoon by linnybug reviews
The sequel to "Ghosts of the past." Bella and Edward are headed off to college as a couple of newlyweds, but how will they handle this huge step in their lives?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,470 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
The rest of forever by Mk Marie reviews
SEQUEL TO A SECOND LIFE, A SECOND CHANCE. Will ExB be able to make it through a new set of problems? Including being stuck in an airplane with crazy family members, drastic changes to the family dynamic, and most challenging... Alice, the wedding nazi?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Blue Topaz by midnitesparkle17 reviews
-All Human- A sequel for Out of the Blue. As Edward and Bella's relationship grows, some old friends and parents do not approve. Will Edward and Bella let acquaintances stand in between them? Read to find how the happily ever after will conclude.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
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the first but forever yours
THIS IS HOW BELLA AND EDWARD GOT TO BE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella leaves because of a stupid Edward reviews
Bella finds edward cheating on her so she leaves now will edward and bella's love come back together or will it forever perish..... i suck at summaries sorry fist fanfic:
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward