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'Lo! I guess this is where I ramble and pretend you care, right? Close enough, anyway. I'm a big fan of FF.net, but sadly, my creative talents lay with the pencils and graphic design programs. I'll rarely be posting anything on here, and if I do, be proud. I get plot bunnies mobbing me, but after a 10 minute epic struggle for my life and freedom, they disapear. Poof! With multicolored smoke and rude sound effects. My ideas, plots, and characters get fleshed out, but they never make it out of the planning stage, such a shame. I do believe insanity is contagious, and my ideas certainly qualify *cackles* The world needs more insanity, the good kind, at least. Ah, my fandoms are pretty limited, but I'm addicted to Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock(I have been Cumberbatched) Harry Potter, Naruto, Supernatural, and Criminal minds, but I'm also pretty into Kingdom of Hearts, Final Fantasy, One Piece and some other randoms that I forget the names of. So, you'll find that out looking at my 'favorite' tab. I love techno music, snuggling, old school rock and punk, drawing, cooking, and long walks in the forest. You now know enough to date me, congrats XD Read on, if you dare: as I mentioned above, insanity is contagious...

Unfortunately, I attract technical difficulties. So, if I favourited and/or followed your story(ies) without reviewing, it means;

A)You're bloody brilliant and have a real knack for writing, thanks for sharing, by the way and

B)Technical difficulties prevented me from heaping well deserved praises onto you, in that case, just assume that you're awesome and that I'm sulking because I love giving credit where credit is due.

Guide To finding 'Libraries' Of FanFiction

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~Raid the communities! They won't mind.
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Reviewing Etiquette

~State things you liked, and things you didn't, preferably with why you did/didn't like it, and how the wonderful author can try do better next time
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~If the author is discontinuing the fic, or is taking a hiatus, be happy that they wrote as much as they did, and encourage them to continue nicely. Threats, misspelled or no, aren't too effective.
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~If you have made fanart, make sure the link you give to the author works. If it doesn't, it's like sprinting to the candy store, straight into a glass dome surrounding it. So close, yet so far...
~VIVA LA REVOLUTION! The reviewing revolution, that is. Even if it's a *thumbs up, reviews are the rainbows of FF.net. Tack on a review to every story you read, unless the 'can't say anything nice' applies.
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When In Doubt...

~Scream and shout
~"FORTY TWO!"
~Point to the nearest object and place the blame.
~The voices made you do it, duh.
~You see, this really cool T.V show made it seem like a good idea.
~Use spray cheese.
~"In accordance to the prophecy, I cannot answer at this time"
~It was the brainwashing abilities of the Holy Spaghetti Monster.
~Dance it out.
~Preform either the Turkey Curse (see 'Teh Funny Thingies') or Madonna's 'Like A Virgin'
~Find duct tape.

~ Imitate a flat surface.

~"Not my division"

~Fish are friends, not food.
~Plead the six hundred and fifty seventh.
~Alien Abduction.
~Wear purple.

~Jiggle the handle.
~Use chopsticks.
~Sanity is optional, right?
~Go to Walmart.
~"Accio Hagrid!
~Hum 'Mission impossible'. Success rate will increase by a factor of Chuck Norris.


Teh Funny Things (As referenced above) That I Do Not Own

You have a twisted sense of humor.
"I prefer 'laughing outside the box.'"

Don't think of it as Voldemort, think of it as a leather upholstered Chihuahua.

To Perform the Turkey Curse:
Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were a Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and clearly:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
The results will be instantly apparent.

Sasuke doesn't bitch-slap. It's more like bitch-assassinate.

Deduction is great, It requires great precision, Forget John and Sherlock, You're my division.

The fish-like man looked around wildly. "Which way did he go?"
"Kisame."
"The former mist nin noticed his partner's regard.
"What has he done to me?" he demanded. "Is it my hair?" One hand shot up to his head, pulling the spiky locks in front of his eyes. Kisame twisted, trying to see his back. "Is there a sign?"
"Kisame!" Itachi's firm voice cut through the other's rising hysteria.
"What?"
"Your clothing is disintegrating."
A girlish shriek escaped Kisame's lips as the damage became obvious. His clothes were falling off in pieces.

"It's not food anymore, Dean! It's Darwinism!"

One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Slashers for you are cute and go well with men.

It's not cheating if it works and no one catches you.

Voldemort gave the saviour of the wizarding world an annoyed look. "I'm going to let you call me that, if only because you'll cause a scene otherwise by shouting Voldemort at the top of your lungs in the middle of a nice conversation. Mass panics can be nice, but I'd rather choose when they happen myself.

"Mayhem achieved, boredom relieved

How was he meant to know that this...this tower of jelly was capable of setting itself alight!

He pounded on the door demanding sanctuary from Castiel's sudden discovery of his inner fanboy.

McGonagall was giving him her patented 'you've just earned yourself another biscuit' look.Oh yes, he and McGonagall understood each other very well.

Floating a mass of internal organs into a room will bring silence.

"Murphy laughs at your so called perfect plans!"

Seriously, just look at this...this thing! It's freaky, bitch! Those eyes...it's looking at me all the time, like it knows something I don't... I swear it's mocking me, it's Fish of the Darkness!~~I love you suigetsu XD

These teenage, hormone driven psychopaths could probably make Voldemort wet himself if the bastard was still alive.

First thing, no. Second thing, shut up. Third thing, I will destroy you.

This was why it didn't matter if people wouldn't accept them. This was why it didn't matter if what they were doing could be explained logically. Because when Harry looked at Cedric, he saw something he wanted when he'd let himself want so little all his life. And when Cedric looked at Harry, he saw something worth dedicating himself to, even if it didn't fit into his father's plan.--D'awww, this story got even I, the anti-romantic, all mushy inside X3

"He who is grammatically incorrect has, metaphorically, chosen the short straw. Get a move on."

Dentistry is a false science.

Most kids my age think of Wolverine when they hear werewolf, not 'oh my God, I'm going to die'

"I mean it's Christmas day, and it's eighty-four degrees out," Dean, despite the complaint, smiled, "No wonder Santa doesn't come visit us- he'd melt!"
"Wrong Dean," eleven year old Sam commented from his position on the grass, "The snowman would melt if he came here; Santa doesn't come visit because you like to shoot things."

By Merlin, this boy needed a Hufflepuff!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... unless you're a flesh-eating bush.

"Thanks, Seph."
"Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that."
"Why?"
"Because it makes me sound like a child's plaything rather than the killing menace I am proud to be."

"Wait, what? Are you serious? I'm not going to high school, Edward. I'm suicidal, not masochistic."

"But, Naruto-kun..." Hinata spoke up, "You don't have the bloodline limit to summon the red neck treefolk to sodomized them to death in the middle of the village!"

51. "Beaters do it with Wood" is not funny, even if the only people who aren't laughing are the Weasley twins and Oliver.

"You aren't a grim, Sirius, you're a regular dog," Harry replied, exasperated.
"A dog with delusions of grandeur," Remus added.
"Ideas above his station."
"Aspirations of grimhood."
Sirius growled. "Bugger off, both of you."

"You're far too amused by the knowledge that you've molested my father."

If you so much as whisper 'igloo', I'll kill you with my eyeliner.

"Remind me again why it is wrong to kill people," Cas glared angrily as he burst into the apartment.
"Um…it's the law, you'd look weird in an orange jump suite, it can be messy and if it was ok it would cause total anarchy." Dean offered cheekily as he flipped through a car magazine on the sofa.
"Those are not very persuasive arguments; most of them only apply if you are caught." He lights a cigarette standing behind the sofa.

55. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.

And jeese, people, lighten up on Ginny. She's always seemed pretty inoffensive to me. And yes, Fanon!Ginny is often rather over the top, but Fanon!Snape is snuggly and has clean hair, Fanon!Draco is insecure, abused, and selfless, Fanon!Ron is a blockheaded ingrate, and Fanon!Harry is a depressive rebellious Merlinesque self-mutilating sex god. Honestly.
~I love you opalish~ XD I hate Ginny and Snape, but this is an epic rant!

My Rules to Live By: (Because I don't know where else to plop this segment down...and yes..I, Charming Karma, Do own this.)
-Treat others how you want to be treated.
-The past is the past, you'll hit a tree unless you stay in the present and look to the future.
-Put yourself in their shoes, always.
-You can help and hope all you want, but it's their life, and their decisions.
-Never be embaressed. Life's too short, just laugh it off and play it up.
-There is always more then meets the eye and what is immidiately obvious.
-You can consider what others think of you, but at the end of the day, you have to live with yourself and should stay yourself.
-Actions speak louder then words, but sometimes a whisper works better then a shout.
-Your decisions make your life, and what happens as a result is no ones fault but your own, with many exeptions...
-There is no right or wrong, black or white. Just various in-betweens and circumstances.
-Panic does nothing, prejudice does worse, keep a clear head and think using instinct and logic.
-Know yourself, because without the ink, a map is just a giant hard to fold piece of paper.
-Metaphors and hidden meaning are everywhere, even if peoples didn't consciously mean it to be X3
-A good cry now and then is fantastic, but laughter is what truly sets you free.

I try to live by these rules, and I do for, like, 99% of the time, old habits die hard, neh? This is the first time I've written any down, and it's a bit of an eye opener for me, and it tells you a lot about me. But that was the purpose so tis all good :P

A pigtailed woman, about twenty, continued to arrange apples on a shelf. Not turning she spoke, "No, Kakashi-san, I will not sleep with you no matter what my father says. Also I will not bear your children or watch after your dog when you leave for a mission." She finally about-faced to see the ninja, crossing her arms, "And I will not help you take over the world using a spoon as our communication device."

Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

"Secrets make the world turn."
"I thought that was money?" said Fred.
"That's a lie told to keep the secret safe"

I've heard of sanity, but I've never had much use for it. Too many crazy people practice it for my tastes!

"Harry," Blaise said calmly, "Congratulations. You just knocked out a Dementor, using nothing more than your pet rock."

"Is that a good thing?" Lupin shuddered and Blaise was damn sure he was awake.

"Never argue with a fool. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Naruto: "I've found out how to repair your seal so you can sleep again and control Shukaku, but it'd turn you into a woman."
Gaara: (pause) "Okay."
Naruto: "Really? You're fine with this?"
Gaara: "The sand prevents me from touching people, so I never bothered to develop a sexual identity. Not having dangly bits wouldn't be that big of a change."
Naruto: "Wow. I never thought about it like that."
Gaara: "Either way, I become a ravenous beast once a month."
Naruto: (sweat drops)

Nott seemed to take great pleasure in disagreeing with Blaise about everything from History of Magic ("Goblins don't eat chocolate, nor do they sing." "Are you sure? Maybe they just don't do it in public…") to the staircases ("They're evil, I tell you!" "They're magical." "What's the difference? They're still out to get me!" "No they're not- whoa!" "HA! I told you!" "I'm sure that was just a coincidence. They move all the time." "Then why is that suit of armor laughing at you?")

Anything Hagrid found interesting tended to leave emotional scars.

"You're…mad."
"Not mad," Draco pointed out calmly. "Obsessed. There's a difference."

"I refuse to go down in history as the man who led the naked revolution."

"Miss Granger, I do believe we are in trouble," Harry pointed out to Hermione with a smile.
"I do believe you're right Mr. Potter. But at least we're consistent," Hermione replied.

Suddenly everything clicked into place in Harry's mind. The letter, the gigantic man, this woman, his relatives' nervous expressions...It was all clear now.
"So you are a human trafficker."

"What about you, Rai?" Arcturus asked. "What's he call you?"
"Claws," Rai said with an evil smirk as he flexed a hand full of wicked claws.
"He was originally going to call him Sex Fiend," Ren told them quietly. "But Gaunt told him that could be viewed as sexual harassment, so he had to pick a new name."

"Oh satan on a stick," A.K. mumbled. "It's the bucktoothed Buckwheat."

"Look, all I know is that I was not groped by an angel." Dean talking about how he got out of hell

Remus would pat his knee, Dudley gave him odd little smiles, and the vampires...well, Harry was patient. Harry was sure that if he gave them enough time, they would stop removing him from the ground and hugging him.

Being strange is what makes you special. Being unique is what makes you human

With a squeal, Naruto made a bee-line to the puddle and jumped, both feet landing in the middle of the waterhole. He giggled as water splashed and soaked the hems of his pants. He jumped one more time for good measure.
And stopped when he heard an "oof!"
Blinking owlishly, Naruto stared at the puddle he stood in, before turning back to his team. "SENSEI! This puddle just talked!"
Sasuke arched a brow, while Sakura, nose buried in her scroll, didn't spare the blond a second glance. Kakashi raised his brows in amusement. "Is that so? What did it say?"
"OOF!"
"And what should we do about that?" Kakashi further inquired, visible eye curving into an arc to signify he was smiling.
"DO IT AGAIN!" Naruto shouted with glee, raising one foot and slamming it down in the puddle again. This time, the strangled cry emitting from the puddle was heard by all.
"My, that puddle sounds distressed," Kakashi commented idly.

If you can't prove it, nothing happened.

"Has Mr. Potter stared believing in magic yet?" McGonnagal asked Blaise.
"Nope."
"And how does he explain the dragon?"
"Iguana on steroids."

Kakashi made quick work of the two Mist Chuunin, tying them to a tree with some rather complicated (and ornate, Sasuke thought) knot work. "Saa… I don't suppose you two would tell me who you work for, now would you?" He tried.
No response.
"Hmm… What was your mission?" Kakashi tried again, rubbing his chin.
Again, no response.
"Tricky fellas, aren't you?"
"Uhm, sensei. I think they're unconscious."
"Excellent deduction, Sakura," Kakashi replied without missing a beat. Sasuke sighed. Sometimes, the man seemed really capable. Other times, he wondered if Kakashi was really all there…
"Oh, wow! I can see the whites of this one's eyes!"
Same went for Naruto, too.

We've found that while explosives are not the answer to all problems, the number of situations where they can't be used effectively in some fashion is extremely limited

"Looks like we've got ourselves some mist bunshin."
"What? Mist bunshin?" Sakura echoed. "How many types of bunshin are there?"
"Lots. I heard someone in Kumogakure recently created a cheese bunshin. But that's not important right now."

"You're really coming out of your shell, Calliope."
"More like you lot are smashing my shell against a rock repeatedly,"
~~That peoples, is what my friends did to me.~~

"War is chaos," Harry found himself quoting his earlier words in a musing tone. Then he raised his head. "Too bad we don't have any Americans.

"Actually I was planning to kill you with this pocky" he stated calmly as if it where a perfectly logical fact, By this time they had attracted a fairly large crowd most of which wanted to see the fox boy beaten but several ninja in the crown where wondering if it where even possible to kill a man with pocky, The man laughed.
A second later the man was no longer laughing, his throat was heavily bleeding from a pocky inflicted injury, soon after he was dead, most of the villagers fled at the sight of such "uncalled for" violence and the ninjas present, though thoroughly impressed, had more important things to do then stand around all day.

"What an interesting method of… dining." Rowena picked up her chopsticks and made a reasonable attempt at using them. Better then Godric's multiple failing attempts, anyway. He held one stick in each hand and was spearing his food only to be disappointed when it slid off the smooth polished wood and back onto his plate. ~~Those darn things hate me too, it's alright Godric!~~~

Admit it, Obito, you've come over to the gay-side

Harry was reminded that, while snakes and lions might be more purely dangerous, angering a badger was a really bad idea. Also, a badger was much harder to detach from one's leg.
~-Heck Yeah!! Puffs rule!-~

Denial was the only sane thing I could hold onto, because suddenly I felt like my name was Alice and I had just stumbled upon wonderland

And, finally, Jiraiya understood.
The key to getting into a group of women... grab a hot blonde kid and claim you're gay.

"A heinous crime." Ryan agreed casually. "Tampering with my menu. It should not be tolerated."
"It's your handwriting, Ryan." Remus said with an amused twinkle in his eye.
"My handwriting? Menu tampering and Forgery to boot? What kind of people do you accept into this school Dumbledore?" Ryan demanded innocently.

"How much longer are you planning to awe me with your ungodly ability to move like a drunk squirrel?"

"Albus, this must stop!" Minerva demanded, "Just this past week they jinxed Gregory Goyle so that he could only respond by shouting 'No Vacancy' at everyone, drew a Dark Mark on seven of their classmate's arms when they fell asleep and conjured up what they call the Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man no less than three different times!
"Hermione Granger now insists the answer to every question is 42! Blaise Zabini has begun carrying around a large book with the title Necronomicon Ex Mortuus and claims to be the Dark Lord's stenographer! Neville Longbottom has begun his own 'Little Shop of Horrors' with cuttings from Pomona's private greenhouses and has trained his toad to attack on command! This is- This is- maddness! And it's only their first year!"I love the Marauders even more after reading this...

"If you want to show a girl you care, blind someone for her." Gretchen said with a nod. "Diamonds are forever but so is a crippling injury."

"The camel bit him," Remus explained shortly. "Now he's cranky."

The Lemon Drops in the head masters office are poisoned. Never accept one if he offers them to you. Remember, you are usually going to be in there because you have done something wrong and it is his job to punish you.

"Tom Riddle. I'm fairly certain you're a pedophile."

The fish-like man looked around wildly. "Which way did he go?"
"Kisame."
"The former mist nin noticed his partner's regard.
"What has he done to me?" he demanded. "Is it my hair?" One hand shot up to his head, pulling the spiky locks in front of his eyes. Kisame twisted, trying to see his back. "Is there a sign?"
"Kisame!" Itachi's firm voice cut through the other's rising hysteria.
"What?"
"Your clothing is disintegrating."
A girlish shriek escaped Kisame's lips as the damage became obvious. His clothes were falling off in pieces.

Nobody is ever really 'sacrificed to the Giant Squid'; especially not head first via the toilet.

So, basically, as long as you don't try to Obliviate me or one of my friends, I don't really plan on doing anything. Oh, and if you try to steal one of my accomplishments, I will beat you to death with a paper napkin."
"CAN you beat someone to death with a paper napkin?" Lockhart asked, intrigued and not at all bothered by Harry's threat.
Harry shrugged. "I'll have fun trying."

"I've seen your version of sanity. It bores me."

"Oh! But can't we just-"
"No Cassie you cannot blow them up." Bessie scolded.
"We then how about we-"
"Nor can you set them on fire, sell their kidneys on the black market, or mix the essence of Barney into their pumpkin juice." Joey eliminated in a bored tone.

"You don't get a say in this, old man. Tar. Feathers. Gelding knife. Superglue, walnut groats and two hundred rabid squirrels. Do not tempt me."

'in an insane world the sane appear insane

He completely blamed Voldemort...And Snape...What for he had yet to decide.

Pride would be wounded, nails would be broken, hair pulled, and feelings hurt and when it was all done Sirius Black would be there to gather the black mail…And the cute little new student of course.

"Oh, go deep throat an ice pick." Cassie shouted and stormed out of the room amidst the stunned silence of her housemates, bar George of course who giggled and clapped.
Back in the Bahamas, Draco was chasing a hysterically laughing Daphne around the room scolding her about teaching small children the process of creative sexuality.

"Even though you have all the experience of a rock that was dropped on it's head as a baby. I adore you." Utterly.
"Thank you?" Sai said

Apparently free and slightly singed gnomes preferred the taste of human flesh to that of potatoes.

Gringott's Goblins Rules of Acquisition number 37: Once in a while declare peace. It will confuse the hell out of your enemies

You have a twisted sense of humor.
"I prefer 'laughing outside the box.'"

Bug me and your dead... Touch me, you'll wish you were dead, try to talk to me for no god damn reason, and You'll die, go to hell, and

come back just to repeat the process. Got that?... Hmm…sounds like me in the morning or that one time when Branden wouldn't give me my hot chocolate back...*giggles*

Now, if you've read all the way to here, you get more specific info about me! Here's your metaphorical cookie! I'm 16 years old (Keep calm because I'm legal XD Major kudos if you know what pic I'm referencing), 5'11, with short hair and a love of all things Halloween. I'm a tomboy at heart, a pansexual, and I happen to love apples. I plan on going to med school to become a doctor, and I'm really not the most reliable person for day to day things, but when it comes down to it, I'll be there when it matters. Also, if it wasn't obvious, I am a girl. Rawr. Your cookie is only so big.

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Blacksmith by New Neon reviews
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And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,178 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
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The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14028 - Favs: 17,165 - Follows: 14,648 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,142 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7802 - Favs: 7,156 - Follows: 5,992 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 220,063 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle]
Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 199 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 194,687 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Who's the Boogieman Now? by PaBurke reviews
Challenge: Gen, any season. Sam and De-aged Dean are in a store when it gets robbed. The police are called and it turns into a hostage situation. of Hoodie-time prompts.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sam W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 6,664 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 4,497 - Follows: 5,886 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Stay a While by endsoftime reviews
Zoro's got a policy against getting attached. To anything, and anyone. But living with these assholes, that might be a bit more difficult than usual. AU, eventual ZoSan, slight, undefined NamixVivi. Lemons in later chapter. Much later.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,213 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 7,648 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,100 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,298 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24771 - Favs: 12,852 - Follows: 11,355 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes for a man to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Amid giants, there is no choice but become one yourself. If you want to keep on living, that is. [GoF, Mentor!Albus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,359 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 4,069 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
We Stand United by EmmyR reviews
Harry brought back Pettigrew at the end of the Third Task, changing the course of the war. With his godfather by his side, he learns the importance of having allies during turbulent times, even if they are unexpected. How will the Wizarding world react to this new, proactive Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 376,201 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 5,604 - Follows: 6,322 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Vale of Destiny by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to One Wizarding Summer. Harry and Cedric return to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year. Expect new allies and relationships as canon gets turned on its head. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Harry/Cedric; manipulative!Dumbledore, some bashing, AU, no spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,582 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 4,736 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,313 - Follows: 8,925 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4940 - Favs: 6,752 - Follows: 8,270 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4454 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 3,548 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3273 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 4,454 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Visionary by BC reviews
Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,582 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Confessions of a Male Escort by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 193,925 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., OC, Sam W., Dean W.
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,732 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Drabbles by cr8zymommy reviews
This is my collection of little bits and clips that I've written over time and have never stuck anywhere in a story or ever let grow into a story lol. They're random, in all categories and genres, and ranging in size sometimes from 400 words to maybe a couple thousand, who knows. But, if you'd like, here they are. Enjoy! Rating M just in case for the future
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,982 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012
Don't Leave Me by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
Sequel to 'Don't Touch Me'. The 'verse were John's telepath. After defeating Moriarty, John returns from the dead to a broken Sherlock. What is in store for them? Why hurt and comfort of course. With appearances from Mystrade and a new Sergeant that may or may not be a critical piece to John's gift, as well as an old enemy that may disrupt everything John has worked so hard to fix.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,419 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Constable in the Alley by CrimPysche reviews
Constable Lestrade finds a young addict in an alleyway during his beat. The boy seems rather down on his luck, and so, Lestrade offers to take him in for a few days. What he didn't sign up to deal with, however, was the boy's personality, and most notably, his brother. (A First Meeting AU, Mystrade later, brotherly!Lestrade T for Language!)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,327 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Brightest Evening of the Year by UchidaKarasu reviews
Harry Potter's life is altered when he finds out Nate River is his cousin, and that some total arsehole is refusing him rights to see Nate. As he fights for custody against L, Harry finds that not all things are as simple as they appear. Eventual Harry/L.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., L
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Misdialed by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Secrets Are Walls That Keep Us Alone by procrastin8or951 reviews
What ever happened to Sirius Black, infamous Marauder? Everything in his life is going wrong: his grades slip, his abuse from his parents is no longer a secret. His friends know he's sick, but they can't stop him. Anorexia is all he has left. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 117,603 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20101 - Favs: 11,729 - Follows: 6,915 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Legendary Three by Lady Kale reviews
Naruto: Fuinjutsu Master, Sakura: Master Medic, Sasuke: Uchiha prodigy. What if team 7 rigged the Genin Exams so they could all be on the same team? What if Kakashi was in on the deal? Look out World, here come the New Sannin. Paring undecided AU My rules
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Team Seven
Like a Train Wreck by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
A brutal assault lands Sherlock in therapy where repressed childhood memories are dragged out into the open. -Takes place during and after the unaired pilot, rated for non-con and eventual Sherlock/John-
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stolen Heart by DarkForbidden-Love reviews
John Hamish Watson is a thief of the highest calibre and all he wants is Sherlock's heart. He wins it the only way he believes possibble, by being an enigma of the strangest quality.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sometimes it's simply an accident by sycamoretree reviews
It started with a fight between flatmates. Then it grew much worse. Will Sherlock and John admit how deep their feelings for each other run? Cool John, Protective Sherlock and romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,842 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Jewels Under The Sun by Aimless Wonder reviews
Carlisle asks for help. SLASH. During Eclipse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,156 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Jacob
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Boy In Need by Hughesish reviews
This is the third part in the Runaway Home series. It is a parentlock fic and could probably be read alone if you'd like, but there will probably be references to the other stories. Especially given John and Sherlock's age difference. Other wise it is mainly focused on Hamish. Also, I don't know why it's rated M. Probably for violence and possible sexy times.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,673 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deconversion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. They were right, the old wizards who thought Parseltongue was a Dark gift. As Harry begins his fall from the Light, fighting desperately all the way, Draco is happy to take advantage. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,240 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Helping Hand by Daianta reviews
Cas is in love with Dean while the hunter is unaware. So Gabriel steps in to help Dean realise his feelings for the angel. In a typical Gabriel way. Destiel, Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,264 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Big Brother by fanficoholic reviews
John and Mary were on their honeymoon in England when a husk of a house literally appeared before them. Little did they know that one of the occupants would come home with them and become the son their family needed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,878 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., John W.
Here to Tease by angelaofthelord reviews
Castiel, notoriously shy, and more recently, hermit is dragged out to a strip club by his brother Gabriel. It's there he meets a stripper named Dean and his life takes a interesting turn. Also eventual Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unlocking Sherlock by IronicNarwhal reviews
Perhaps Soul Mate actually refers to the person who is the key to your lock. All of your locks. They are your house key, car key, safe deposit box key, all at once. Part Two of the Inscriptions Series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,002 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blonde Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Liar's Mask by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Beginnings by junejuly15 reviews
What if Sherlock and John had met in their twenties and shared a night? What if circumstances had separated them? What if they both had realised from the beginning that there was so much between them? BEGINNINGS follows Sherlock and John up to ASIP and a bit beyond ... Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,061 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Too Late by KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 3,972 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Judging a book by its cover by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot:What if Sherlock and John had been together in the early days and Lestrade and his team are surprised that Sherlock is involved romantically with John? Established John/Sherlock. Slash. Rated T for safty!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
A Giant Among Wizards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Minor Fall by Ricechex reviews
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah. First part in hopefully a trilogy, called Composing Hallelujah. Dark AU fic. Sherlock is a concert violinist. John is a failed doctor. Rehab, soul baring, drug/alcohol abuse, and physical/sexual abuse. WARNING.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,603 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four Thursdays John Would Never Forget by Hughesish reviews
This is a sequel to "Runaway Home" it follows the boys as a couple and will go through reichenbach. Please read the other story first if you haven't already, otherwise you will be thoroughly confused.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,921 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Beginning of the Best by Dreamweaver37 reviews
Supernatural AU: Sam Winchester is a detective who's hunting down a monster. And Dr. Gabriel Novak is the psychiatrist who might be his best chance of catching him. The detective is finding out that Dr. Novak might be his best chance for a lot of things. Sabriel, and Destial if you look close enough. One shot for this story, but more to come in this universe.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Disappearing Act by AnimeKeepsMeSane reviews
John's life was normal. Wife, son, job. Until one call changes everything. And one night, Sherlock Holmes walks back into his life. Can they find Mary's killer, and maybe themselves, before time runs out? M for graphic nature and eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sneaking Around Konoha by enchanted nightingale reviews
Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,435 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3634 - Favs: 5,185 - Follows: 4,678 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Cage Without A Key by Deklava reviews
On Christmas Eve, Mycroft Holmes must face the possibility of sectioning his beloved younger brother. AU fic with OOC Sherlock. Eventual Mystrade and Sherlock / John. Rated T for depression and suicide attempt.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Without Words, Yet To Know by Ricechex reviews
Kinda fluffy, lightly smutty, because I just really needed to write something that wasn't sad or angsty. What it boils down to is that I just needed a fic where things turned out OK for my boys here. Written for a friend, who's prompt was, "Johnlock; A knowing glance across a crowded room."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
When Memory Fails by JGRhodes reviews
"Don't forget me," Sherlock whispers. "Don't forget me." Forgetting Sherlock Holmes was never something he wanted, but he didn't have much of a choice anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black Powder and Books by It's-Teatime-Somewhere reviews
Teen!lock AU. John meets a mysterious boy in a mansion in he woods. Growing closer, both boys will learn to deal with their problems in love, life, and family.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bedtime for 221B by akisura12 reviews
John and Sherlock talk in bed, of course they do. A collection of conversations John and Sherlock have at night. Contains some non-graphic J/S fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Toddler Troubles Rewritten by Clarobell reviews
After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006
Hostage by Shnlock reviews
AU: John and Sherlock meet whilst hostages in a bank robbery. Eventual Sherlock/John. Rated M for swearing, torture, and smut. Part 2 in development. Moriarty wants to say hi.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,773 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Runaway Home by Hughesish reviews
This is an AU in which John is a 16 year old who's run away from home to London. After a spill in a Tesco he finds himself being 'offered' to share a flat with one mysterious Sherlock Holmes. M for later chapters
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,406 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Anarchy As Art by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco's a master thief and illegal Potions brewer. Harry is the Auror assigned to hunt him. A cat and mouse game. With endless tension. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,199 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gender Confusion by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi is rather famous for not caring about gender differences, and that can more or less be blamed on Ranka. So, is it so unreasonable that this confuses everybody around the young Fujioka? Male!Haruhi. oneshot, don't own, complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,354 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Childhood Games by mattsloved1 reviews
Sherlock is once more bored. They begin talking about childhood games and have some unexpected fun along the way. Epilogue now added!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Resonance by Araceil reviews
Haku survived the Chidori and was found by Tsunade a month before the wizards do. Who is Harry Potter and what does he have to do with Haku? /NOW TO BE REWRITTEN./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Cedric D., Haku - Complete
Where I Can't Follow by JGRhodes reviews
Sherlock Holmes hasn't spoken a word in twenty years.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Incognito Devotion by aerorolo reviews
Fic Request. Years after Sherlock's fall, John Watson bumps into a familiar man, who calls himself Benedict Cumberbatch.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,522 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Luminescence by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Bella's always been a little different. Glowing skin and malfunctioning electrical devices are only a small part of the problem. No, Bella's also attracted a vampire. A vampire who's name doesn't end in 'Cullen'. Victoria/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2009 - [Bella, Victoria] - Complete
Touch the Fleeting Chill of Air by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock likes to visit the cemetery. But one day when Mycroft takes him, the ten-year-old boy finds a man sitting on a tombstone he claims is his own marker. And that he died during The Great War. .:. AU ghost!John multi-chap fic. kid!lock, then present.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,855 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Blood Dance by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,347 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Wanna Make You Mine by zeppx reviews
This is a birthday fic for a friend. Human AU where Dean works for Gabriel in a bakery, Cas is the cop who comes in every morning. Dean attempts and fails to woo with cookies.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trains and Taxis by chadders reviews
"What part of shopping requires you to do a kamikaze roll underneath the fruit and veg display?" In which John is in a train crash and Sherlock does not stalk him around London. Johnlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There Will Be Time by AkitaFallow reviews
There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Case of the Cuddle by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Set after TGG, Sherlock is forced to face up to dark memories from his childhood. Johnlock, and a bit of Mystrade at the end. Deals with very dark, adult themes, including violence and child abuse. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,747 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,493 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 4,653 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Prodigious by The Disreputable Writer reviews
Four women, and how they made Ash who he is. Warning: child abuse, mentions of suicide, character death
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ash, Ellen H. - Complete
The Best Mistakes by notevenhere reviews
When a dark family secret comes to light, everything that Sirius believes in is thrown into chaos. Except that Harry remains, a constant reminder that sometimes our greatest mistakes can be our most precious gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,884 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Risk by slayer of destiny reviews
A simple situation influences a realisation and development of the relationship between John and Sherlock. Just a small musing of how they could realise that their 'not together' arguments may actually be wrong. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Matter of Professional Integrity by sorion reviews
Things start falling into place, and John Watson needs to visit Mycroft Holmes once again. Post-Reichenbach. Eventual Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Goodbye, John by XxMildredxX reviews
John finds it very difficult to tell Sherlock of his diagnosis, but it seems Sherlock has deduced it himself. As John says goodbye, he and Sherlock struggle with the feelings that this brings on them, and how Sherlock will go on when John has gone.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Small Ways by Just Say Norbury reviews
A snap-shot series of the childhood of the Holmes brothers. Tales of caring, teaching and not a little frustration.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Ava Watson Verse 1: Paved with love by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And On To Something New by wincasters reviews
John's made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Words, Ten Letters by dorothywrites reviews
Mpreg. John hasn't been feeling well. He thought it was the flu coming on, but a sign on the bathroom door at the pub has him questioning his own diagnosis. And how on earth is he supposed to break the news to the baby's father? Angst/fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,267 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Ink of Freedom by MoonDrop162 reviews
What happens when Samantha snaps and goes off for some rebellious action? How does her father react, and will Sam ever decide what to do with her life? Girl!Sam. Rated M for Language. Original one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sam W. - Complete
Of Tea Kettles and Kisses by ShoyDragon reviews
By all accounts, it shouldn't have happened at all. Oneshot, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Counseling For A Detective And A Doctor by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
Prompt: A neighbor called the police when Sherlock shot the wall. Sherlock and john got arrested/questioned for domestic violence and end up in marriage counseling. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The M&P 'verse: OneShots and Drabbles by UchidaKarasu reviews
A series of one-shots and drabbles written in the Martyrdom and Paradox 'verse. Harry/L slash/yaoi. Can be read as stand-alone or as a continuation. Rated from K to M.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., L
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4844 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take me by HamsterCastiel reviews
First Sherlock story I ve written based on a roleplay. Warnings for very dominant Sherlock! Kinks, toys, dirty talk.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Seven Percent by SHolmes4 reviews
On Sherlock's 20th birthday, Mycroft discovers his brother's new 7 percent "habit"... Rated for Drug use etc maybe eventual S/J in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,466 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Meeting Boring by fakeasain56 reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which the Riding Crop Gets Some Action by Driffta reviews
ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP. Sherlock needs his secret stash, he needs his fix, but John refuses to tell him where he's hidden it. What will Sherlock resort to in order to win the secrets from his stubborn lover? RATED M FOR A REASON.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Disappear by Dhampir72 reviews
John took his gun and his wallet, placed them down onto the mahogany desk that separated him from Mycroft Holmes, and said: "Make me disappear." And Mycroft Holmes did. Different glimpse at a post-Reichenbach world. J/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One in Ten Thousand by Blind Author reviews
John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
221b by jenamy reviews
Sherlock finds there is something peculiar about that upstairs bedroom when he finds an old journal with a name inscribed on the front. This is a slash story between Sherlock & John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,651 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost Between a Hug and a Handshake by 0equilibrium0 reviews
Sherlock tries to show affection. The only problem? He has no idea how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Have Something To Ask You by That Gryffindor Flame reviews
"John do you want to marry my brother?" John spluttered and coughed on the water he was drinking. "Excuse me?" "Do you. Want. To marry. My little brother Sherlock." John looked at Mycroft, sighed, and pulled out the little box from his pocket.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Annoyingly Endearing by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Unlike his mother, Mycroft has never and will never give up on his little brother. Rated for mention of drug use, child Sherlock and Mycroft, absolutely NOT slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Missed Opportunity by Lintilla reviews
After Sherlock leaves John at the crime scene in A Study in Pink, John is picked up by a certain cab driver. Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,629 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In a Jam by 0equilibrium0 reviews
In which John is short and injured and Sherlock is tall and mystifying.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Horror Nights by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
Written for a prompt in the kink meme. Every family should bond. The Holmes brothers are no different. The only difference is that they don't know they are bonding. Please read the warnings inside.This is a Sherlock/John story.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
John is a Good Boy by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: As it turns out, John is a better pick pocket than Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sanji's Prank Calls by Lolly Dream reviews
Come on did you really think Sanji just cooked all day in the kitchen? / Series of Drabbles / Current Victim/s: Smoker & Alvida
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,430 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Running Up That Hill by Late Night Iridescence reviews
Who says women can't be King? Whether she's driving Ace half mad or taking the Grand Line by storm, Monkey D. Luffy will prove herself worthy of that fiercely sought title despite her gender. But her journey doesn't end there. FemLuffy AceLu ZoLu ShanLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,587 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
Bagged & Tagged by Regency reviews
A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 174 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Former Days by EclecticRegard reviews
Drabble collection involving brotherly moments between teen!Mycroft and child!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
Harry Potter and the Path to Greatness by LignumVitae86 reviews
Harry potter is a Ravenclaw. Neville is the BWL! He devotes his life to developing himself in all magic so he may one day save his mother from her coma. Raised by Remus, no harem but no shy harry either, eventual H/Fleur. Powerful, independent Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,668 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P.
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 4,203 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Show Me How to Live by kidneythieves reviews
Set mid-season 7. The sisters of Fate bring Balthazar back to life to help the Winchester brothers fight the Leviathans. But will Balthazar return to his arrogant antics & fight alongside the boys? Balthazar/Sam & Cas/Dean slash, sexually graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sam W., Balthazar - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Do the Puzzle, Sherlock by DonLambert reviews
It's New Years Eve, and John's made a resolution to tell Sherlock how he feels about him. And if there's one thing the detective loves, it's a puzzle. Slash, fairly fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 6,127 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
One Heart Walking by sorion reviews
He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secure by AGirloftheSouth reviews
A night in bed. It's hard to summarize when there is no plot. PWP! Rated M, very very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anything You Can Do by PantyDragon reviews
A bit of non-crack, non-slash humor, focusing on the "domestic" relationship between John and Sherlock and some of the facepalm-type moments they have together. Rated T so I can freely employ some Sweary!John and maybe some SexuallyOblivious!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Planet's Eyes by Twin Kats reviews
Reno has a secret, one that has decided to now bite him in the ass. The eyes of his Mother were more than just a family trait, they were a sign of his destiny, a destiny coming to collect // FF7HP crossover // Reno/Rufus/Cloud? // AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,906 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sirius B., Reno
In Dog We Trust by Lampito reviews
There's a sudden surfeit of surplus sinful spirits. And stray dogs looking for happy homes. The Winchesters don't know why, but they might just find themselves dragged into helping fix it. But first, let's all point and laugh at Crowley.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,216 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Reunion by mangacrack reviews
Sam is reunited with Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Dark Lord's Much Needed Vacation by childofflameandwave reviews
Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. He even had the perfect plan so that his followers would not even notice his weeklong spree. Too bad his closest horcrux resided in Harry James Potter, the "Brat-Who-Lived"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Regeneration by Lintilla reviews
Sherlock does not like the interest John takes in Jim from IT.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Be At Holmes For Christmas by Bec Le reviews
You can imagine the Christmas dinners...well, John Watson doesn't have to imagine anymore, since he's been invited to the Holmes Christmas dinner. Minor wounds to major characters because what's Christmas without a trip to the A&E?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Was Unpredictable by matureandresponsible reviews
And one time John was. Contains a minimal amount of angst and liberal application of the F word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock: The Brother Finds Out by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
DI Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes have been dating for thirteen months... and nobody knows. So what happens when Sherlock finds out? See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2011 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 870 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amused Smiles and Unexpected Surprises by Cadeyrn Lux reviews
Follows Remus & the Marauders through their seventh year, during which they share a dorm with a strange boy that's friends with Snape & always wearing an amused smile that gets on Remus' nerves, and into the years after Hogwarts. Time Travel/No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Paralyzer by Anthony Stark reviews
Roy's a rock star, Ed's a disinterested gay teen, and Roy wants him. Ed's father is abusive, Ed's halfway suicidal, and bands always want new members. Rated M for later chapters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Mon Docteur by likeateddybear reviews
Halloween fluff. Kid!fic for half of it. I know it's late, but it is what it is! Enjoy! S/J FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Realizations by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,785 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
A World Upended by SfumatoSoup reviews
John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,487 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
To Change One Thing by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi never got drawn into the music room, never broke the vase, never owed a debt. She was, however, shown to the gym by Mori so that she could study in relative peace. That's really got to change a few things. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. MxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 193 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A Supernatural Amphigory by hovercarracer reviews
S is for Sam, who fell down a hole; D is for Dean, in hell for his soul... Edward Gorey wrote a poem detailing how 26 children, one for each letter of the alphabet, met their gruesome ends. This is the same, applied to Supernatural - Happy Halloween!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Nothing Is Ever Easy by Heart Torn Out reviews
Susangel gave me a prompt. I'm doing my best to fulfill it. A story in which Cas is prego, he goes through it with Dean, there are problems and Gabe esentially saves the day. Destiel and Sabriel. Don't like don't read. But its AWESOME. So there. Read it!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,147 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Ourselves by ScopesMonkey reviews
John and Sherlock run into some of John's old army mates whose prejudices test Sherlock's patience.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Playground by LittleWhiteLiesSing reviews
Welcome to the Playground where any fantasy can be fulfilled... for the right price. Too bad those making your desires reality want out. AU, yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,080 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Terrible Flatmates by Eligh reviews
Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's Only Love We're Falling In by zeppx reviews
Human AU. Castiel is a nurse. Sam is one of his patients. Castiel and Dean don't get along at first, then, naturally, like in most romantic comedies, things happen. Like unwillingly falling in love. Written for the deancasbigbang challenge over on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Lovely, Lonely Boy by ArtsyChick reviews
She had felt dead inside for so long, as if her husband had beat the very life out of her. But his smile was bright and his eyes even brighter that, for a moment, she forgot to be sad. The other side of "Because You Need It"-how Mrs. Hudson met Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Because You Need It by ArtsyChick reviews
"Mrs. Hudson, the landlady. She's giving me a special deal, owes me a favor. A few years back, her husband got himself sentenced to death in Florida. I was able to help out." How Sherlock met Mrs. Hudson.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Criminally Minded by Invaderk reviews
This is a dump site for all of my little Criminal Minds stories. Most will be Reid-centric. Here you will find various genres and pairings, as I do not support any one pairing for this fandom. Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,004 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Blindly Forward by notevenhere reviews
Teaching someone to trust is a difficult road to walk. But for his godson, Sirius is willing to make the journey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Learning Life's Lessons by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry goes back in time... to 1934. Tom, meet Harry Potter, you're new father - er -ly figure. Incest, kinda. Harry/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,061 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kryptonite by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
x-over with x-men Origins. What if Reid had been raised by Logan and his brother? How will the team react upon finding out? Especially when the team gets a case involving the mutants and Logan shows up? Morgan/Reid SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,051 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Angel Mail And Free Coffee by WatchingTheAngels reviews
Unrelated!AU. Written for a prompt in the prostitution meme at spn hardcore on livejournal. Sam Campbell has been bounced around from foster home to foster home since he was a little kid. Enter traveling and prostitution. Mild description
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Before and After by AGirloftheSouth reviews
A series of events surrounding the marriage ceremony of Sherlock and John. Established relationship, obviously. Smut and fluff, basically. Enjoy. Rated M, very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twins by fringeperson reviews
My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's Party 'til the World Ends by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
Marry Me a Little by rewrittengirl reviews
No one can catch Sherlock Holmes, or so John thinks. Little does he know that someone might have caught the man's heart a long time ago... Fluff and Shwatsonlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3680 - Favs: 6,317 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ruinous by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Prisoner!Dean in hospital being reluctantly examined by Intern!Cas. Warning, mentions of past abuse sexual and physical , character death, some scenes that some may find disturbing, mental scars, terminal illness.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stories behind the rules by new moongirl reviews
Things team 19 are no longer allowed to do. These are my stories behind them. All Ibiki could recall was that it all started with a Failed D-rank, and then things just snowballed from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Iruka U.
By Sunlight by Landstradd reviews
The Potters prepared for the worst when they went into hiding, and the most intelligent member of the Marauders was never mistrusted because of a rumor. Events after Halloween change and Harry is raised by people who care. 4th Year AU, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,321 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P.
Baby Mine by KamalaC reviews
When Gabriel is tasked with caring for a child, he immediately knows that this isn't a good idea. So he instead sends the kid to someone he knows is mature and responsible enough – Castiel. This can only end in tears.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Teddy L., Castiel
Million Little Things by zeppx reviews
Sam and Dean teach/show Cas the little things of humanity.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,050 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Sweet Tyranny by zeppx reviews
Instead of a summary you get the prompt that sprung this fic. "Give me a Dean/Cas AU. I want a firefighter Dean, teacher Cas…throw in some Gabriel, Jimmy, Anna, Sam/Jess and an adorable, vomit inducing child of theirs. Shake well and serve."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,490 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Opaque by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Impervious to the rays of light; Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. As only living heir, Harry is demanded by is great-grandfather to be sent to the past for family history and training. Four years can do a lot. Rated for swearing & violence, no slash. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Holmes Is Where The Heart Is by Gameboy Rocker reviews
John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,989 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Plain Sight by Arwen Jade Kenobi reviews
Being half vampire was something that had virtually no effect on John Watson's life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Playing With Fire by SHolmes4 reviews
Sequel to More than an Arrangement! HS.AU.Destiel: Mechanic Dean/Stoner-Dealer Cas They can both be possessive of each other, but after helping him confront his brother's will Dean be able to save Cas from the other demons that threaten them...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
More than an Arrangement by SHolmes4 reviews
High School Destiel AU: It's the last year of high school and Dean is the star base ball player who is dating a cheerleader, when he's given the task to procure some things for Lisa's party he comes face to face with Cas the school dealer/stoner.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,198 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
MIT: Magic Incorporating Technology by KamalaC reviews
After the final battle, Harry's magical core was almost exhausted. He decided to leave the magical world behind and instead go to college in America. He chose MIT, where he meets a Redneck with an affinity for technology. HAsh *Completed with epilogue*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Ash - Complete
Bullet by owlpostagain reviews
The first time Seifer tried to kill himself, he was thirteen. Hayner, stupid, infuriating, nosy little brat, always, always manages to stop him. One-shot. rated cause it's about suicide?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Grab Your Gun by Imbrii reviews
/time to go to hell/ John is not a good man. That doesn't stop him from trying to be one. Dark John AU. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Assumptions by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
It is John/Sherlock, but Sherlock isn't in it. John deals with some homophobic veterans. Rated for language, I may up it if anyone complains. I borrowed Tricia from the brilliant ScopesMonkey.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5036 - Favs: 11,586 - Follows: 1,333 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lightning on the Wave by Araceil reviews
Serpent in the Shadows, challenge 12. Sent to spy on the Hidden Countries, Harry Potter ends up heading home earlier than planned with a certain Uchiha Obito in tow. Slash. Character Death. Minato/Harry, Obito/Rin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,868 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Minato N.
Bloody Ink's by AcrossTheOcean reviews
Axel is a bored tattoo artist that is sick of inking hello kitties. He wants a challenge and boy, does he get one. After scratching each tattoo parlor off his list, Roxas goes to the last and finds what he needs at Bloody Ink's. Rated M.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,023 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hypothesis by Marchling reviews
Now firmly in a relationship with John, Sherlock begins to form different ideas and rules to follow in order to achieve the most success possible.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Kiss with a Fist by kidneythieves reviews
Balthazar needs Sam's help. The angel soon realizes that he wants more than just Sam's help as a simmering heat becomes an explosive passion neither of them expected. Balthazar/Sam slash, sexually graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Balthazar, Sam W. - Complete
Anything More :: by Momokai reviews
It was the random kind of crazy that only ever happened to him. But, he couldn't help but wonder if this was where he should have been from the start. Even if he still had to fight, it was a small price to pay to help the ones he'd come to love. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,726 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Cloud S. - Complete
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Unpredicted World by Dark Wolf Shadow reviews
Harry Potter is adopted by a couple definitely not approved by Dumbledore, and grows up in a vastly different environment. T for later relationships, suggestive language, and some cursing. SLASH WARNING: Don't like, don't read. RL/SB HP/? CHPT 1 UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,773 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Harry P.
4 Seasons by Melodious Echo Of Oblivion reviews
I don't want to start my story with the typical, "Hello, my name is Roxas Kirameku, and I've been verbally abused or raped or a prostitute or a druggie." I'm just gonna start it like any other normal person would.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Empty Houses by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
"What's on here is a body, and that body can be useful to me. If it's difficult for you to see, then in the future you can wait outside."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dust and Moonlight by ShadeDancer reviews
AU. Left on a doorstep, anyone could have found little Harry, and there are some races that are known for whisking off children in the night. MatureHarry. Rated for random comments and Slash in later years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,552 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/10/2007
Inexplicable by ScopesMonkey reviews
Lestrade is confronted by an inexplicably happy Sherlock and wants to know why. Set immediately following "Rain". John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Body of Evidence by Imbrii reviews
Sherlock/OFC, Sherlock/Sebastian, Sherlock/John. Genderqueer Sherlock. "You were born Sheridan Olivia Holmes. Your family called you Sheryl. You didn't like those names but it didn't occur to you to switch to anything else. Not yet."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock and John Dodge Several Romantic Tropes by Imbrii reviews
...Only to Fall Victim to One Anyway. John/Sherlock. In retrospect, he really shouldn't be surprised that they see each other naked long before they kiss. Everything with Sherlock is backwards or topsy-turvy, never following the set patterns.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Therapist by katkin reviews
After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Our Very Own Sirius Black by notevenhere reviews
Disowned by his family, Sirius finds unexpected solace in familiar places. Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,625 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Charlus P. - Complete
The Rules of 221B by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Little series of drabbles/oneshots for the vignettes of Sherlock and John that have a tendency to pop into my head...Chapter 1: Fight Club. Only fictional animals were harmed in the making of this story. Canon, so no overt slash or anything.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,800 - Follows: 1,742 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Someone Like You by katkin reviews
My first attempt at slash! Based on the song by Adele. "Don't forget me, I beg. I remember you said 'Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.'"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Playing With Fire by grannysknitting reviews
It isn't every day that you come home to find John in the front room playing with fire. The Mage of London is IN. Warnings - will be a darker fic than normal
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The one eye of the demon by ravenwingcorps reviews
First fanfic, a near death experiance when naruto is eight brings him and the kyuubi closer, the ninja world will never know what hit it. current pairings NaruXFemHakuXTemari SasuXSaku others later, although minor ones
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,843 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
What lies beneath by asuka5271 reviews
Naruto opened the door to his right leading to the music room. Once inside he saw the same scene that had been occurring throughout his home. Taking adeep breath "Dammit you Goddamn ghost quit leaving the windows open I'm fricken freezing here you TEME!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,895 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crime is of the Essence by K8BNimble reviews
When a man he hasn't seen in 10 years appears in his home w/ a man he thought dead for 20 years, Harry knew his evening had gotten complicated. Snarry, Past Harry/Sherlock. Named a "Hot Rec" on LJ's Daily Snitch on 1/18. Note: Some reviews give plot away.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,278 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Hangover by enigma-kar reviews
Sherlock and John wake up together in the same bed with two of the worst hangovers in history. So begins the quest to find out exactly what happened that previous night.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,389 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Retirement by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John kissed Sherlock. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Winter Wind by Cyranothe2nd reviews
After Mycroft is shot, Greg Lestrade reflects back on their relationship. The promised companion piece to 'Stars Hide Your Fires' but it is not necessary to have read it first.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Eye Opener by Jesse-Kips reviews
John has a dream which changes the way he views his and Sherlock's relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
World of Difference by Belle's Noir reviews
What if Harry was introduced to the magical world a little earlier? Entered Hogwarts a little more aware? At 6 Harry is adopted by the Diggory's. HP/VK CD/HG NL/LL, pairings may change. Ravenclaw!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,471 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Ignition by Araceil reviews
DISCONTINUED - REWRITTEN UNDER REIGNITION. Magic never works properly in water, but no one could have predicted what would happen when Harry uses something more complicated in the Second task. Sending him hurtling into the Grand Line and the Strawhats.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,662 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Zoro - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Mathematics by Kaydon reviews
Five things John wished he had known before he signed the lease to 221B. Or, the reason why John may very well be loosing his mind. Did you know Sherlock irons? A humorous look at domestic life on Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Over Protectiveness by Hmob1994 reviews
Luffy's always been surrounded by people who tend to get a little Over Protective. However, will he be able to prove to Zoro that he doesn't always need protecting? Zolu, SmoAce and some SanUso and FraRo
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,149 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Zoro, Luffy
The Wrong Side by Cordys-Vision reviews
Harry Potter has grown up as a malfoy . He has been taught that his place in the world is beside the darklord as his right hand. But what happens when the order intervenes? And Harry meets Cedric Diggory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Holidaze by Rayne McKenna reviews
"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it." Jean de La Fontaine. Christmas Fic. Morgan-centric. More soapy than bath time! SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Brilliantly Radiant by HeartsHungBehind reviews
fluff, Shwatsonlock slash, oneshot. John decides to open the curtains... again.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 4,323 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
4 times Hotch got the wrong idea, 1 time he didnt by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Four times Hotch gets the wrong idea of the nature of Morgan and Reid s relationship -and one time he doesn t. Basically five scenarios in which M/R are caught in some sort of compromised position by accident ? . Some funny, some scary...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Meet The Family by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "Across the Sky in Stars" Morgan asks Reid to come with him when he visits his family for Christmas. How will the Morgans take the news of their relationship? Morgan/Reid SLASH Third installement in my Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,911 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
CLWN'D by madwriter223 reviews
Answer to a prompt on Sherlock Kink Meme - Mycroft is afraid of clowns. When he's being overly intrusive, Sherlock dresses as one.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Slow Dancing In A Burning Room by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Letting Sherlock leave is the hardest thing John thinks he'll ever have to do. He's wrong. Living without him is so much harder. Because John's addicted to everything the man was, and it's easier to break a heart than it is to break a habit. Dark!Fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by grannysknitting reviews
AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 694 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Captured Consultant by Norbert02 reviews
*SLASH* John and Sherlock are captured. What does a Doctor addicted to danger and a Consulting Detective do when they can't do anything at all? My first Sherlock and a fluffy, fluffy little bunny.*SLASH* Un-beta'd- all mistakes are mine unlike characters!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Some Kind of Wonderful by Rayne McKenna reviews
Spencer Reid's wedding is a week away and the girls despise his fiancé. Can a night uptown and a twist of fate change things before it's too late?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Faceless Shame by Paintastics reviews
Holmes explaining to Watson why he thinks shame is a useless emotion, while guilt is not - preferably in reference to homosexuality. A conversation over tea quality which is, surprisingly, not at all slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
It's Magic by Galadriell reviews
Harry moves to Forks two years after the Hogwarts Battle. He meets Edward. Cue Bella. Enter Jake. Enough said. Jacob/Harry slash. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,832 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
ReiSenzai Inc by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is part of a group that specialises in the supernatural. When they are called to investigate an orphanage that has experienced some strange events, things might just get a bit deadly! Full summary inside. SasuNaru/yaoi/ghosts/O.C's/ AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,501 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
November Storms by Jennistar1 reviews
From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Heart On The Line by ZabellaCookie reviews
John Watson can forgive. He can understand. But he can't forget the feel of a violinist's hands on his skin. Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade. THE FINAL MUMFORDVERSE GUYS.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Halloween Treat by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek really hates Halloween and the team's antics are making it worse. When something finally happens to make the day worthwhile, will they ruin that too? Rated T for shameless cock blocking. Poor Derek.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - D. Morgan - Complete
Across the Sky in Stars by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Reid and Morgan's realtionship slowly begins to grow and they attempt to hide it from the rest of the team. Morgan/Reid SLASH. Second installement in my Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Lucky by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Sherlock and John contemplate what it would have been like to live in Victorian England. Unabashed fluff, S/J. Written for the LJ Sherlockbbc kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No More Than a Means by Queen of the Castle reviews
Harry/Sirius. Harry Potter finds that fate isn't quite done messing around with his life yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Those Shrouded in Dim Light by Queen of the Castle reviews
AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lacrimosa by Araceil reviews
Takashi/Harry. Turned into a Lycan during the war, the Wizarding World turned against him when Voldemort was finished. So his bestfriend takes him to Japan to rebuild his life and blackmails him into attending a Muggle School.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Kind Of Roommate by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deceptions by SilverEyesWolf reviews
Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Technology and Botany by Rasberry Jo reviews
Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
What They Heard by Rayne McKenna reviews
The team finds out what really goes bump in the night.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mandrake by Emerald Falcon reviews
Harry gets entangled with a new kind of being. Harry/OMC! Number One in my Deadly Herbs Series
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 367 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 438 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 960 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Your Boldness Stands Alone Among The Wreck by ZabellaCookie reviews
It all just goes downhill from here. Sherlock/John. MUMFORDVERSE, THE FOURTHQUEL.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
The First Year by cloudyjenn reviews
When Castiel leaves after Lucifer's defeat, all he asks is that Dean wait for him. So that's exactly what Dean does.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Profiling a Romance by Nathifa Neema reviews
The ladies of the BAU speculate on the nature of two of their co-workers' relationship, using the best of their profiling abilities. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Five Times John Tackled Sherlock by ZannaBQ reviews
... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Hands by ZannaBQ reviews
John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Who'd Have Known by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Who'd have known, who'd have known, when you flash up on my phone, I no longer feel alone; no longer feel alone. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Talk by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
Harry and Ginny decide that it's time to give Albus 'The Talk'... Well, one to build on the talk they gave whilst under the impression that he was heterosexual. Scorpius/Albus S. Harry/Ginny. ONESHOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Control by Semyr reviews
John realises he only lets Sherlock touch him. Much introspection follows. Pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Take All The Courage You Have Left by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's the 25th of December and John Watson wonders whether it's considered childish to throw yourself off London Bridge to avoid meeting your boyfriend's family. Sherlock/John. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Goes Shopping by Apple Senorita reviews
One shot. John decides Sherlock needs a taste of domesticity, and so drags him off for some grocery shopping. Headaches ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We skipped that step by CharlieTheLessFamous reviews
John and Sherlock were never friends. They sort of skipped that step. VERY LIGHT John/Sherlock slash. Last drabble only. Rated 'cos I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weep Little Lion Man by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Only The Beginning by PrincessNala reviews
"He knew this would happen, and you still won't leave because you're a self-sacrificing idiot. You're the one he'll burn to get to me, can't you see that?" Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Lonely Men In Shirtsleeves by alwaysnight reviews
Sherlock has been given some advice by Mrs Hudson, and against his better judgement, he's taken it. John/Sherlock pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Good Heart by Sho-A0YCupid reviews
When Luffy catches his ex boyfriend screwing his best friend, he runs to the farthest bar he could find, only to wake up the next morning to a strange man. While getting over what had happened, he gets close to a man who may die any moment. ZL and others
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,882 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 4,484 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dead Men Don't Bleed by notevenhere reviews
Harry's life with the Dursleys has never been ideal. He's learned to accept that. Sirius doesn't think he should have to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
New Adjustments by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Zoro wakes up with some changes. So now the Strawhats have to make some adjustments.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Zoro, Sanji
Object of Affection by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry wants an expensive broom and Severus tells him to earn some of the money for it. Little does he know his son's scheme will involve the selling of a certain racy photo. AU! Never Again series! Some sexual innuendos!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Please Say Something by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
COMPLETE The Ministry of Magic wants Harry Potter dead. He goes to exotic lengths to avoid this fate. CROSSOVER SLASH FEMSLASH Jacob/Harry Leah/Luna
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,700 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by ZabellaCookie reviews
Harry can't seem to be a good little criminal anymore, Holmes is disturbed and intrigued, and Lestrade is wondering what he did to deserve this. Watson does not approve. Holmes/Watson, Harry/ITS A SURPRISE...Oh yes. SLASH WARNING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 223 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., S. Holmes
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8080 - Favs: 15,152 - Follows: 6,476 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 5,027 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
On a scale from one to red by Crazy4Moony reviews
"Remus," Sirius began sternly, a stubborn set to his jaw, "how much, on a scale from one to blue, do you love me?" Sirius has some questions that need answering, and no unfilled red chart is going to stop him from reaching his goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Quiet Ones by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Anyone watching Reid in an interrogation room knows it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 383 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Ends of the Earth by Veronica The Mischievous reviews
A collection of short fics from my Livejournal. Various pairings like AceLu, ZoSan, and much more. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Luffy
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14314 - Favs: 7,394 - Follows: 5,599 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Eventually by sephirothflame reviews
AU. Sam grew up with Gabriel being a jerk to him. It isn't until he goes to college that he realizes it's because Gabriel has a crush on him. Sam/Gabriel with Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Snakes and Sand by Random Dispatcher reviews
Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., OC
Happy Birthday, Deidara! by Good Boy's Uke reviews
An OCxDeidara Oneshot, Keiko-chan wants to have Deidara chose his present this year, and his intentions are very clear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Deidara - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Black Birds by Araceil reviews
HP Xover. Slash. Dark Themes. When Harry Potter defeated Voldemort the Wizarding World hailed him as a Messiah, but he couldn't handle the pressure and fled to Japan where he made a new life for himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,990 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 253 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Outlaws for Inlaws by AngelDormais reviews
Attempting to marry into an overprotective family puts emphasis on "overprotective". Attempting to marry into the Strawhats puts emphasis on "attempting". -Collaboration with Pi90katana- Four-shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Nami
They Make Me Smile by Wyvren reviews
One Shots on the crew's thoughts and reactions to Zoro and Luffy's relationship as they join the Straw Hat family. ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Asmodeus by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry, the last of his kind, escapes from Britain after a long and gruelling battle and heads for America. He is completely unaware of the danger he has just thrown himself into. HPDW Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 418,801 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Sanguini, Sam W. - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
Fixation by cinnamonblood reviews
How Shiranui Genma found his weapon of choice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Genma S. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magic Unleashed by Sooner90 reviews
Harry was rescued from the ruins of the cottage in Godric's Hollow by the family elf. His is raised in seclusion with only the house elf and a ribald portrait for company. Follow Harry as he learns about magic and life outside his sheltered hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Family Secret by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-Complete- They've always been there, out of reach, but they never abandoned me. Yet as I grew they moved farther away. It's like the way a normal kid would see his parents age and have the chance to come to terms with the fact that one day they'll die.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
One Day at a Time by penniless1 reviews
What happens on those few days between the Florian Triangle and Shabondy Archipelago, when there are no battles? A few insights into the typical Straw-hat day. Language warnings and sexual references, because these are pirates, not saints.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Luffy - Complete
Conversations by evil genus reviews
Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,778 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It's That Time by elvenarchress reviews
AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Straw Hats P., Luffy - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Attracting Angel Cheeks by ansera reviews
Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help. Reid/Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Manly Bonding by IcePrincess-O-O reviews
Four freshly initiated Konoha Anbu members take part in the secret elite training course known as the...Manly Bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Genma S., Naruto U. - Complete
One Wizarding Summer by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to 'Once Upon A Cedric', Harry/Cedric and the summer after the Tri-Wiz. SLASH, manipulative!Dumbledore, new toys, new Marauders, new discoveries, an eccentric French wandmaker, Mad-Eye Moody and the usual suspects...with Cedric very much alive!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 254,970 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Cedric by twistyguru reviews
When Cedric died, Harry Potter lost his first love. What if that led to Harry going bad-REALLY bad? What if something could be done to prevent it? Harry/Cedric slash, het Draco/Other, Hermione/Ron, Technomagic, Dark!Harry implied, AU, NEW last Chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,446 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Wand and Dagger by Batsutousai reviews
The war is coming too quickly for comfort and Harry wonders if it isn't time for him to find a school that will actually teach him what he needs to learn to defeat Voldemort. NEW SCHOOL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC
Luminescent by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Sequel to Incandescence! Contains SLASH! Year five was going to be hard, especially with Voldemort's recent rise, but Harry never expected the wizarding world to turn on him or Phyrrus. As the two cope, they quickly learn the importance of real friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,818 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., OC
Genuine Treasure by EzraTheBlue reviews
Luffy and Zoro have a mutual respect for one another, and mutual respect is a good phrase for love. However, nothing is normal for Luffy after consuming the Rubber Fruit. How will this affect their adventure? Slash, Lime, MPreg ZxL. Read and Review!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,250 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Freaks and Fools by The Aquarium reviews
Take a distillation of a classic Halloween cartoon special. Add two spritzes and a zest of John Hughes. Pour in KH characters, shake well, and name after a Smashing Pumpkins song. Enjoy. Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora, Leon/Cloud, and several side dishes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,497 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by twistyguru reviews
One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 482 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Summer Camp Derek by Mus4u reviews
The twins have joined Derek and Spencer for a week of fun. slash, est relationship. Sequel to And Guest.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Tangled Web by Digitaldreamer reviews
AU ZoLu Roronoa Zoro is leading a double life as a senior at Yume High and a mercenary for Saga corp. What happens when he finds an injured, unconcious Luffy in an alleyway? Zoro's already complicated life is about to get much more complicated.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 130,052 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
From The Quibbler by twistyguru reviews
The Quibbler's review of the 14th edition of a classic magical book, the Handy Hex Handbook. Implied Harry/Draco, AU, no spoilers. Just a bit of magical fluff for your enjoyment. A selection of hexes to use on your, erm, friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
4 Times the Kasanodagumi Are Confused by peroxidepest17 reviews
Four Times the Kasanoda-gumi Are Confused About Waka’s Sexuality and One Time Everything Works out Okay
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2009 - R. Kasonada, Tetsuya
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hide and Seek by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. On the very first day Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 5,161 - Follows: 969 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Licorice Sticks and Aniseed Balls by Nightjar reviews
Voldemort hits Harry with one final curse before he escapes, and the effects are more permanent than anyone could have predicted… except maybe Orion Trelawney. [Slash, Incest] [Timetravel]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,597 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Antichristo by Evergreene reviews
Sam Winchester is the Antichrist. Except he’s kind of bad at it.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Party by CatherineWinner reviews
They’re having a private party when the guests for the ‘other’ party start to arrive…. finding them in an awkward position.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Choosing to Change by SiriuslyUnreal reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION- NEW EDITS Follows DH up to the final Battle. The battle is much worse, and Voldemort lives. Harry is given the chance to change it all. His choices will change everything, especially himself. WARNINGS: Eventual Slash. AU/Time-Tra
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,891 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Nukenin Chronicles by peppymint reviews
Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nox by KamalaC reviews
Post-OotP, flashbacks to Marauder days. Remus is cleaning the attic of 12 Grimmauld Place, and comes across a photo album from the marauder days. He flips through, remembering events from happier days. Written prior to HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
And Guest by Mus4u reviews
Derek takes Spencer to his sister's wedding but the 'just friends' bid doesn't go as planned. slash M/R, established relationship
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Friend and Foe by MKLlim reviews
“It is said that you are accompanying the notorious pirate Fire Fist Ace. That alone is already a great offense to your record.” he jeered. “A perfectly respectable person like me, traveling with a pirate? How DARE you suggest such a thing? she answered.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,177 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Ace
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Love Potion 9 by CNome reviews
Potions, plotting and Helga Hufflepuff shall never be mixed. References to sex, shounen-ai, alcohol and Monty Python.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 740 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Summoned by sessha-chan reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Mysteria by Liria Nai reviews
Days after the DOM a mysterious letter arrives and Harry is faced with a decision. Reject the offer and continue on the path Dumbledore has set for him or forge a new one and challenge every opinion ever forced on him. SLASH. Creature/grey/powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Clever Mind by Idlesana reviews
Their relationship as brothers wasn't exactly what you'd call normal. Mostly because the way Luffy thinks is so out of this world. LuffyAce short-stories.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Luffy, Ace
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Sunset by Araceil reviews
You could bend him, you could squeeze him, you could beat him, and in the end, someone would break. But no one ever said that it would be him. It was his ultimate prank. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Mistake by KCS reviews
Story arc told in 221B drabbles, similar to "Missing," and based on a past drabble. Cross-posted to new LiveJournal community. Retirement AU.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 95 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Playing Pilgrim by paperbkryter reviews
Thanksgiving - Winchester style. Never let a teenaged boy even THINK about cooking a turkey. Spoilers to current,nothing too specific.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Good Morning Harry by luvscharlie reviews
If you run around with the likes of Charlie Weasley, there are always consequences. Harry/Draco, Harry/Surprise Character
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nicotine by Idlesana reviews
In the end, Smoker, the man who could not be bought or bribed, found himself to be quite cheap indeed. AceSmoker
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 6,042 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dreams by kirallie reviews
NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,203 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 5,565 - Follows: 5,223 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Persistent Resistance by SinisterBug reviews
YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,514 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rises the Flame by peppymint reviews
A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Soaring Comets by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry completes his purpose in the Wizarding World, but is denied the oblivion of death, instead thrust into an unfamiliar world with strange people and mysterious dangers. CROSSOVER SLASH Zack Fair/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,082 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Zack F. - Complete
The littlest tree snake by Narutoscreed reviews
Anko decides that she'll take in Naruto when she sees him being beaten by a mob of villagers. How will this change the destiny of our little hero? Rated M to be safe, nothing to warrant it yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
And Still Can't Stop Hoping by Samantha Aswad reviews
AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 3,366 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 516 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Line Vocabulary by AiyanaStone reviews
A little game in the BAU. Two line vocabulary, Criminal Minds style!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Monster in the Closet by DellaVie reviews
When I told Dad I was afraid of the thing in the closet, he gave me a .45!" - Sam, Pilot.
Crossover - Monsters Inc. & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Randall B., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Host Club by Stalker of Stories reviews
COMPLETE After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Sirius escape to Japan. Watch as Harry attends a prestigious muggle school, avoids his godfather, and is as dense as can be. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 259,069 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.] [Sirius B., Ranka/Ryōji F.] - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From the Ashes by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Twins by mel92 reviews
Albus’ plan failed, the war was lost. But his forgotten brother, Aberforth has a plan too. A not entirely normal plan, but then Aberforth isn't really normal. Ladies and Gentleman hold onto your broomsticks, the Black twins are coming to Hogwarts MWPP era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Just Like My Big Brother by bhoney reviews
“I’ve been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother.” What does Sammy really think about his big brother? wee!chester with mid season 3 tag
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 931 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cub or fawn? by PadyandMoony reviews
A closeted and in denial gay Remus. An angry at James who is allegedly cheating on her Lilly, a bottle of firewhisky and thirteen years and nine months later Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban.Warinings: SLASH and mention of child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 282 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Weasley Family Mayhem by icefire-lioness reviews
It's difficult enough trying to come out of the closet, but trying to do it at a Weasley family lunch is damn near impossible. Charlie Weasley has a dilemma on his hands. Charlie/OC. SLASH! Canon, apart from slash. But Charlie never had a gf, did he? ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Silence Is Golden by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Luffy and Zoro say many things to each other. It's just that they don't use words.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Redefining Hogwarts by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Redefining Summer, Post OotP, no HBP or DH, independent Harry, no pairing, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,783 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,722 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the City of Tents by shedoc reviews
Sequel to HP and the Soul Gems. Harry finds that Remus reappearance in his life tips off something of a domino effect. READ WARNINGS IN FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
From Wish to Nightmare by Nanikato reviews
Obito made a wish to spend more time with his team. Years later, Naruto begins to have dreams about a boy with a genin team similar to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Torune, Kakashi H.
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5309 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Lost Elfling by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Final Battle has come and gone and only Harry is left. A mysterious mist takes Harry to a new world where no one has heard of him and a place where he can heal. HP/LOTR Elfling-Harry Edited by Bella Harper COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,844 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Founders by silent-voices reviews
A collection of short ficlets relating to the founders. Written for the 100quills challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Define Compatible? by ChanceXIII reviews
Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Calamity of the Sorceress by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Some humor, as well. What if, instead of Kyuubi, Jenova and Ultimecia were sealed within Naruto? What if they were good? Yet he was still regarded as the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi? Shounen-ai/yaoi. Eventual Zabuza/Naruto pairing. Godlike Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,164 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
The Lives We Touch by Beccabo reviews
When Harry Potter is assigned to Maggie Thompson's class, the young teacher takes a liking to the strange but sweet young boy. As their friendship grows through the years, she becomes drawn into his mysterious & exciting world. Sirius and OFC romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,193 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul Gems by shedoc reviews
Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 267 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 5,456 - Follows: 599 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Trial by Minstrel Knight reviews
After Harry Potter is seemingly executed, the then Minister of Magic crusades to determine the truth. The resulting posthumous retrial of Harry Potter leaves the entire Wizarding World speechless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Catch A Falling Star by CarlieD reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black had been together their entire life – more than friends, more than brothers. But when James was killed, Sirius had to take James’ little boy and go into hiding in order to save him. Little did he know just how much his life w
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,741 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Taking Care of Myself by sara ane reviews
When Harry was a little boy he always dreamed of some long lost relative coming and taking him away from the Dursleys. Little did he know that long lost relative would be… himself? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,191 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Catch 22 by Vellor The Ancient reviews
a catch 22 about Naruto and Co.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 459 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
But She Took Him by Aria Gray reviews
At 34 Harry finally confronts the Dursleys. Ignorant of Harry's past with both the Dursleys and the war, his children witness the unfortunate incident. How will Harry ever explain this? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 5,221 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Pride by Nanikato reviews
Namikaze Minato watches as his son grows up. Companion fic to Trinkets.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 520 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mixed Up by Nanikato reviews
This was not what Naruto or Hinata was expecting when they came over for dinner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Trinkets by Nanikato reviews
Someone's been leaving things for him, and Naruto doesn't know why.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Red Sun Rising by Evandar reviews
AU. Raised in the Darkest part of London, Harry Potter is a Potions Master and far from an icon for the Light. The Order can't prepare for this. HPLV SLASH - NOW DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,804 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Orphan: Book One by SafirePhoenix reviews
Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,696 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Boy by Grace Veronica reviews
Dialogue taken from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I just read it and couldn't resist. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 587 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bedlamite by Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 507 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Incandescence by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Sequel to Pyrotechnics! Contains SLASH! Over the course of Harry's fourth year, he discovers just how powerful the bond between he and Phyrrus is, and tries to survive the triwizard tournament. Being the boy who lived just makes it all more difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,700 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 871 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
If Sasuke Was Really Emo by Legendary Zero reviews
A lot of people lable Sasuke as emo, when really he doesn't meet any of the criteria necessary to be grouped in this category! This story is about what Sasuke would be like if he was actually an emo kid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Raving Psychopath by Joanna May reviews
Harry tries to convince Mrs Weasley he is truly gay. Mrs Weasley tried to convice Harry it's just a phase. No real pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Fire and Sand by Ayien reviews
100 drabbles on the GaaraNaruto relationship, done for fanfic100.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Memories of You by MeeLee reviews
[COMPLETE] AU. Kakashi never believed in Angels, or Heaven and Hell. Then cheerful but eccentric Umino Iruka showed up, and now Kakashi doesn't know what to believe anymore. KakaIru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by The-Caitiff reviews
After Sirius embarks on the Next Great Adventure, a letter from him encourages Harry to consider his own. Harry is beginning to see the truth of the world and embarks on a strange trip. Later chapters feature a slightly different slytherin Harry and mayhe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,708 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
Swallowed a Fly by Quillslinger reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Flu Bugs and Vegetable Soup by Colhan3000 reviews
Having the flu is never fun. Ace must nurse Luffy back to health with some help from a certain red haired captain. LuffyAceShanks Fluff No Yoai
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweet Torture by Captain Annie reviews
A fun, romantic comedy highlighting the best moments between Hogwarts most famous couple, none other than Lily Evans and James Potter. Join them as they bicker, flirt, and drive each other to the brink of insanity not to mention the sexual tension...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,854 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pyrotechnics by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Harry has never felt at home on Privet Drive, or in the muggle world. For him, home is Hogwarts. Until this summer when new neighbors move onto Privet Drive and teach Harry the true meaning of family. Warning: Contains SLASH! HPOMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,036 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Unspeakable Truths Vol 1: The Truth is Out There by unspeakable writer reviews
After the events of his 5th year Harry is approached by the a seperate faction in the war and given a choice, allow Dumbledore to continue manipulating his life, or become an Unspeakable Operative. Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,012 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Prophecy by Hope in Death reviews
Dark Harry! A prophecy concering the Potter twins leads Harry onto a destructive path after being ignored by his family. Matters only worsen when Harry becomes the heir to a powerful race that has long thought to be extinct, the Dragon Riders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9703 - Favs: 12,682 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 253 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Champions by Just Wolf reviews
After Cedric talks to Harry at the Yule Ball, Harry begins to think he might be more than just a Pretty Boy. Exploring the possibilities of a relationship between them during GoF. Feedback is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Turn Back Time by SStar Luna reviews
What would you do if you had to choose between what was right and what was easy? Harry is faced with this very decision as he tries to cope with having to live in the past after an unfortunate accident transports him to September 1976. CHAPTER 13 NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Deuces Wild by aprilshowers0101 reviews
AU story began before HBP but updated to include small bits of cannon....Sixth Year. Strip poker, alcohol and a broken heart don't make for the best of celebrations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,175 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Time Slip by MoonBay11 reviews
Completed. Slash. Harry manages to be transported into the Marauder's era and learns somethings about himself and about the ones he really never knew. 'Best way to discribe it.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,145 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,676 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
It's the Onions by AlibisDragon reviews
What does a festival, a boatload of produce, and a strange superstition have to do with Halloween? Well, let's just say that for the men of the Going Merry, it's going to be a night of more tricks than treats. ZoLu and SanUso. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Killing Harry Potter by H.E. Gray reviews
Blaise Zabini has been informed that Harry Potter must die. Somehow, though, nothing seems to work out as it should. Slash, oneshot, some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two by lasaireigh reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
The Chamber of Secrets: Reopened by Regulus reviews
[Complete] The second book in the RSeries has now been finished! Harry and company return to Hogwarts, only to be faced with more trouble. The group finds a new hideout and Harry ends up once more saving the school from the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,664 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Heir of Blood by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Zoro's a Rapist! by inkywings reviews
Luffy's bitten by a snake and when Zoro gives him a potion, he tells his crew he has pain in his stomach, upper thigh, a weird taste in his mouth and Zoro tied him down. And they take it the wrong way. Oh the wrongness! COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,023 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Baby Blues by katkin reviews
Sirius: 'I do believe, Lily Evans Hyphen Potter, that you are with child' Lily has some good news for her 'four' husbands! Crazy humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sirius' Naughty Habit by SStar Luna reviews
HarrySirius Slash. Sirius had acquired a new hobby, much to Harry's annoyance. A series of drabbles showing how Harry deals with Sirius' newest obsession. Epilogue posted. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 5/1/2004 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] [Bill W., Severus S.] - Complete
Silk Ribbon by Lunapokema reviews
Sweet and somewhat suggestive Valentines drabble. ZoLu ZoroxLuffy Shonen aiYaoi. Please R&R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Very Dursley Christmas by lasaireigh reviews
It's Christmas time, and Harry Potter's guardians have teamed up to give the Dursleys what's coming to them! Includes Jamaican flags, Bunny Foo-Foo, and Elvis impersonation! One-shot. Part of The Lesser of Two Evils series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Mind Games by Siripiritus reviews
Harry Potter is in a coma due to an "accident" in Potions. He finds that no one can see or hear him when he awakes. Is he dead? Not sure, but he can posses people. Watch out Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
Biology by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Everyone Knows by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Sequel to Telling Everyone. Now that all of Hogwarts knows Harry and Draco are dating, it becomes necessary to keep it a secret from Draco's father, their Azkaban sprung substitute teacher. How are they going to do this when 'Everyone Knows' ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,530 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Telling Everyone by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Draco and Harry have been dating secretly for a few months. But they're tired of keeping it hidden. They're going to tell EVERYONE... one way or another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Emotions Running High by DarkShadowFlame reviews
[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
WhiteOut reviews
Sarutobi shook his head, only Naruto could drive someone insane with White-Out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
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