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Joined 08-20-09, id: 2055850, Profile Updated: 08-02-11
Author has written 25 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Assassin's Creed, Supernatural, Thor, and Sherlock.

"It's difficult for me to imagine someone who is basically an embittered techie nerd being all that domineering. I don't think he has that much experience with people, nor does he want to, so he bites their heads off."

"Oh please, he's going to seduce you via history."

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Madness is Like Gravity by AnonyMiss J reviews
...All it takes is a little push. A Joker/Batman fic, based on 'The Dark Knight' film. I am trying to do this as realistically as possible because, given the right circumstances, it COULD happen, so I hope you will all stay with me.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/10/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Rift by My Vantilene reviews
After Marceline helps Marshall Lee get rid of his competition for Fionna, her secret visits to the Land of Aaa weakens the border between their two dimensions, everyone is thrust into Aaa, and the reality of her mistake with Gumball illuminates.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Temple of Lodovique by LaVioleBlanche reviews
CAS-T13L is a simple service unit, obeying without question. Then one day he meets a Bounty Hunter named Dean, and the two of them realize that nothing in this world is simple. Inspired by Skydoll comics. Destiel, Sabriel. M/M
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs by words without reviews
After an attack on their village leaves them orphaned and desperate, Malik and Kadar become Al Mualim's newest pupils. Altair, the master's star novice, is less than thrilled, but all Malik cares about is keeping his little brother safe... -Altair/Malik-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Malik, Altaïr, Kadar, Al Mualim - Complete
Say Your Right Words drabble collection by Dani Meows reviews
John/Sherlock drabble collection, will attempt daily updates. Will mostly be getting together, flirting, and hurt/comfort, with some established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 195 - Words: 58,651 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Marksman and the Consulting Criminal by Foxy-Badger reviews
Sebastian doesn't agree with Jim's plans involving Sherlock Holmes's destruction. No money in the world would replace Jim. But it is all a game to Jim after all... Pre-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Habib by somewhere.somethingincredible reviews
Sherlock needs accomplished bellydancers to aid him in a case. Joan Watson is happy to help him. Sherlock/Girl!John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
PIRATES by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: The first time Sherlock and John have sex, Sherlock pretends he's a pirate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Altered Flight Pattern by Xazz reviews
Malik is Ezio's best friend and has had a crush on him since he can remember, though he never reciprocates. It sort of all goes out the window when Ezio's family from Syria visits and Malik meets Altair and all bets are off. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Laugh or Cry by LadyOfWhitechapel reviews
John has never been one for crying, and while the alternative gets him some odd looks, he sticks with it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Letters About Stars by matureandresponsible reviews
After Sherlock appears to die at Reichenbach, Mycroft begins delivering letters to John. Written for the Johnlock Party 2011 on tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Cuddle Factor by McKinney-Wylis reviews
John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Saving Grace by LoquitorLatinae reviews
AU. Humanity and the supernatural live an uneasy truce. That is until Dean, a bartender in a small Midwestern town, runs into something even he didn't think was real: an angel, and is brought into a fight between Heaven, Hell, a Nephilim and her father.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
But I Date a Cheerleader by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fair Game by ScrabbleJak reviews
Vieri's finding out how much more irritating Federico is compared to Ezio, and Vieri can't seem to get him to leave him alone. Federico/Vieri.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,168 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
Hungry Eyes by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Destiel, Dirty Dancing AU. Castiel's family vacations in the Catskills, Castiel somehow winds up behind the scenes of the resort, involved witht he employee's, one of whom is trying very hard to keep something hidden. You'll only need one guess.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sixteen by Novoux reviews
Desmond doesn't have problems like Sixteen did. Brain rot just happens to be the slowest way to die.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Clay K./Subject 16, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Follow You by slashify reviews
The Impala's radio is acting up. Dean isn't sure what to make of it at first...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fever by AzzyDarling reviews
How *do* you pick up your life when you are one of the last 20% of the surviving population from Z-day. Is there such a thing as happily ever after?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Nirvana by Hollow Sanctuary reviews
A teenage England strikes out against Scotland, who needs to show him just who he belongs to. S/E, non con, incest, lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Assassins and Alleyways by Aeris1172 reviews
"Is this what I have been missing since I've met you?" The assassin inquires. - Leo/Ezio, M for a reason. Kink meme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A. - Complete
Next Time Use Paint by Number by deathbysharpie reviews
Just a molar-wrenching cavity-inducing fluffball of fluff about Romano being jealous that N. Italy can paint and he can't, because of course that means Spain likes his brother better. not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
To Eat by ScrabbleJak reviews
Altair takes his time with his fruit in Jerusalem's bureau.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
God, Gold, and Glory by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Ever since Spain has come back from the Americas, he's changed. Romano wants to know why; wants to know what even matters to him anymore. everyone loves Dark!/Conquistador!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bird Cage by AlphaKantSpell reviews
When Leonardo buys an eagle from a merchant to free he buys more than he bargained for. Meanwhile his apprentice becomes more and more jealous of the bird. Leo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Your Cross to Bear by burst 'N bloom reviews
Of course he was more than twelve shades of odd. Wonky, queer, strange, off his rocker, that one – and I wouldn't be the first nor the last to admit to it. dark!Antonio/Lovino. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Inexplicable by Nakimochiku reviews
Matthew was a monster, writhing on the inside. slight Germany x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
For Better, For Worse by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No Refunds by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Extremely crackish. Raito wakes up to find an extremely pale, extremely skinny and naked--may he stress the word NAKED-- neko sitting on his stomach, staring him down.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Light Y., L
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While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather reviews
"Am I dreaming?" "You tell me, darling." "But you're dead." "How can you be so sure?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Sea Foam reviews
The Little Mermaid / Supernatural Castiel is intrigued by surface life even though his brothers and sisters don't understand.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Science of Touch reviews
Sherlock conducts experiments on his flat mate...yet again.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Changeling reviews
He needed to change in order to ensure John's safety.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Widow's Walk reviews
And then Sir Boast-A-Lot found a reason to live.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nightmares and Concern reviews
John's nightmares return, and Sherlock can't help but show his concern.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Conditioning a Soldier reviews
Sherlock trains an unknowing John to have a spontanous orgasm as an affect of a ceratin trigger. KINKMEME FILL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Clipped Wings reviews
Escape was impossible. Dark!Thor/Loki mpreg and suicide
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Guitar Man reviews
Dean Winchester fell fast and hard for a man who sang The Beatles in the subway. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
My Idea reviews
Swan Princess/SPN Destiel All great things start with 'Once Upon A Time...'
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
A Sorta Fairytale reviews
As the story goes, a prince wanders into the woods and finds this dead girl. He kisses her and she comes back to life, they live happily ever after. Well Dean's not a prince, and Castiel really isn't a dead girl.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Jigsaw Puzzle reviews
Title change A collection of drabbles and inane ideas. Updated whenever. Many different pairings, however most will be focused on AltMal EzioLeonardo DesShaun. Crossover situations possible. Rated High T to M
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Save Your Soul reviews
"So we pray to as many different Gods as there are flowers/ But we call religion our friend/ We're so worried about saving our souls/ Afraid that God will take His toll/ That we forget to begin" Dean/Castiel AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cheer it on! reviews
Shaun thought about saying: "Well, technically WE haven't, but it seems that my close personal friend has met your close personal friend. Oh yeah, technically it was your DICK that went up my ARSE, thought you might like to know that."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
La Mia Puttana reviews
Implicated CesarexLeo, EzioxLeo, AltairxLeo, AltMal RATING CHANGED After losing everything, Leonardo owes a debt to the mafia, having to work and live at a whore house. The only way out is for the conflicting sides to go to war.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Birth of an Assassin reviews
How Malik came to become part of the Assassin Order. Malik-centric; AltMal in later chapters, rating subject to change.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Malik, Altaïr
Hermosa Pecadora reviews
He watched her, he was obsessed with her. She was his tainted angel. Spamano Gen-Flipped. 'El Tango de Roxanne'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Anyone Else but You reviews
So...there was plenty on T.V. that day, so how did I begin to make out with Antonio and end up getting pregnant? Fem!LovinoxAntonio QUOTES TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM MOVIE; a few of my favourite scenes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Playing House reviews
written for A Kiss for a Kill; her OC Leon- Green-hazel eyes flicker to her body before a frown dips the corners of his mouth; he can hear the baby crying in the other room, and he has the briefest urge to try and wake the mother.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Do it reviews
He could feel the edge of the dagger cut into his skin. "Do it." AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
A collection of sorts
Place your itunes on shuffle and see what happens. I'm not done yet, but decided to write some. All pairings and situations
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010
Meeting the Family reviews
DesmondxShaun rated for later chapters Why did he have to leave the relative comfort of the warehouse to go traversing somewhere across the world with MILES?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Untitled
A poem I wrote for AP Comp. Told from Shaun or the reader's POV.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shaun H.
Turn me on reviews
A short RusxUS poem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
These Things reviews
I'm not a bad man, I'm just overwhelmed..." RussiaxLatvia rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Russia, Latvia