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Author has written 1 story for Star Trek: 2009.

Hello, my pen name is currently Lilac, known as Lil to some of my friends. I'm not going to produce many stories, but I am going to be continuing work on a small little bundle.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile. It was a sliding door. Yeesh!

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Little Monsters by Lucillia reviews
An alternate Sarek meets Amanda story. Sarek - not knowing what he's getting himself into - decides to teach at a Pre-school attached to the Elementary School Amanda teaches at. Amanda helps him deal with the little monsters he has to teach.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G.
Of empire lines and pointed ears by SarahBelle reviews
Amanda's a feisty young lady who is unimpressed by arrogant alien ambassadors. Sarek's a proud, reserved Vulcan wearing silk stockings under duress, who secretly adores her. Really, doesn't this remind you of anything? AU Regency-esque sci-fi.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Amanda G., Sarek
Caught Looking by shake-n-shiver reviews
The Doctor can't stop staring. Part of the Glimpses series.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Magnificent by SpiritBearr reviews
Well, at least this time no one wants them dead. The Crew of the Enterprise finds themselves in the /real/ wild west, and when they meet a lost little boy, find themselves face to face with his seven very interesting guardians.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2011
The McCoy song by SneverusSnapers reviews
A very random song about McCoy to the tune of 'that's not my name'.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
Fictitious Hero Idol! by Paisley the Flowergirl reviews
What would happen if fictional heroes from the world's most beloved stories were thrown together... on a gameshow whose prize was a garunteed happy ending? Phantom of the Opera, Sherlock Holmes, Johnny Tremain, and I am the Great Horse. Reviews welcome!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,429 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Erik - Complete
Tesseract by kitkatfox reviews
With some special help from the TARDIS and Bad Wolf, the Doctor learns more than he thought he could about Rose, himself, and the Time Agency. *Newest Chapter: What happens when two Doctors can learn to share? Warning: slight smuttiness*
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Did Someone Lose a Dog? by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Scotty has a hunch, it will take an excursion to the edge of Orion space to prove it. Orion slave girls? Kirk is all over it. However, since this is Kirk we are talking about, you can expect a simple rescue mission to get complicated pretty fast!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk
Out Of Time by ElenaC reviews
Following an accident at Stark Industries, Tony discovers he's not in Kansas anymore. Will he be able to keep from corrupting the timeline? And what will Sherlock Holmes make of his peculiar new acquaintance? Rated for homoerotic situations. Completed.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,650 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Worse Than His Bite by ReferenceGoddess reviews
Scotty finds something he lost, which turns out to be a bit of good luck for both him and McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Night Creatures by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash. Jim accidentally finds out about Spock and Bones’ relationship during a camping trip and has a hard time dealing with it. Things take a serious turn as Jim and Bones discuss Spock, love and friendship. Romance, humor and a little drama.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Collision by JTER reviews
James T. Kirk - meet James T. Kirk.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, J. Kirk
The Oncoming Storms by ladykempton reviews
Ten is in trouble Five, Six and Seven are called to help.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Surrounded by Night by archiveidiotjello reviews
The Doctor had the sun and the moon and the blithe, but ultimately ended up alone. Slight mentions of Doctor/Rose. Mentions of Martha, Donna, and Jack. Poem.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Alternative Escape by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Avon has had a very bad year; now he's just killed Blake. If you'd been stranded in an alien universe since you were a child, passing as human, what would you think if a TARDIS turned up and the Time Lord inside claimed to be your father? Written in 1989.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - 5th Doctor - Complete
The Man with the Red and White Shoes by Scarlett De Fontaine reviews
When one of Watson's clients dies mysteriously, Holmes is put on the scent of a deeper plot. Who is the strangely dressed man, and what does his appearance at the scene have to do with the lovely Miss Diana Caradeen? thanks to EoT, some are bits incorrect
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Why You Should Never Wear White To Save The World by coffeeandcupcakes reviews
The Doctor is sick of bad things happening when he wears his black tux, but what could happen when he wears his white tux to a formal event? Well, it is him, so trouble in a most unexpected fashion is most definitely on the menu. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Through the Wormhole by The Wuzzy reviews
I wrote this in Yr 5 in 2005! Apologies to George Lucas, Gene Rodenberry, Russel T Davies, Dan Brown, J K Rowling, and which ever genius invented El Nombre. There are some plot errors, as apart from spell checking I have left it as it was when I wrote it.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Luke S., 9th Doctor - Complete
Friday's Child by DancingWithPeacocks reviews
When Jim Kirk is turned into a little kid all of the Enterprise feels it, especially Bones. Kirk/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Spock Bigalow: Male Gigolo by I Am Spock reviews
Nyota has broken up with Spock at a real bad time..during his Pon Farr. Now Spock must find a way to satisfy his mating instinct and get Nyota back before he goes insane and dies. What's a sex craved Vulcan to do? Humor! Read and review! One Shot!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
It takes a village to raise a child by Pandora's Cube reviews
Nero and Ayel get turned into 5 year olds. Written for the kink meme so it's kinda cracky
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Nero, L. McCoy/Bones
Off Kilter by sheerpoetry reviews
The Doctor and Rose have an event, but it's not quite as planned...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Time Lords and Tour Guides by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Then one day, over a plate of chips, they suddenly became very interesting. A University lecture tour becomes an issue for the Doctor and Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Lucky Thirteen by castrovalva9 reviews
Written for a churchontime prompt: Rose is less than impressed when she discovers the reason the Doctor won't settle down with her is that he's already been married twelve times and thirteen is an unlucky number on Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
James, Friends and the planet Risa by belang reviews
Keptin, I can't eat anymore sandwich. Zis world is crazy!" .....Kirk and F.R.I.E.N.D.S were whirled into a world that they could never live in and their only saviour is an enemy that they swear they would never see again. Hilarious fic. Mild Kirk h/c.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Mirage by violadragon reviews
Seeing something does not guarantee its existence. A confession by Bones. Oneshot. Mentions of slight slash. Rated to be safe.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Beginning With A Blackout by logicalemotional reviews
Dr. McCoy's arrival on the Enterprise is hindered by a random blackout. So instead of rendezvous-ing with Kirk he meets our favorite green-blooded hobgoblin. Rated T for McCoy's '[email protected] it's
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time by FunkyFish1991 reviews
It's been a hard couple of days. All Scotty wants is a sandwich.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, Spock - Complete
Hotdogs, Throughout the Ages by Reichenbach reviews
The Doctor, and his many hotdog-adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/26/2009 - 11th Doctor, 1st Doctor - Complete
The Captain Song by Aranwion reviews
A songfic based on the llama song. Please R&R!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/26/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Nerve! by ToughSpirit reviews
*ONE-SHOT* Spock is teaching his little girl the first lessons of, The Vulcan Nerve Pinch. But she needs someone to practice on, who will be the poor unfortunate soul?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Risks and sideeffects by CKLizzy reviews
He never thinks about what effects certain alien substances have on Rose. Never. And now he has to deal with the consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
ABCs of the Enterprise according to Joanna McCoy by TheSouthernScribe reviews
Because I love the Joanna McCoy I created in Salve. So this will be a series of drabbles based on her experiences once she’s aboard the Enterprise with our favorite doctor and his new wife.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Teddy Bears by Wolfen Dreams reviews
Kirk was not aware of how strong the camaraderie on board the Enterprise was until the teddy bears started showing up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Detective Years by Lucillia reviews
After being driven from the Auror Corps after 14 years of exemplary service and one embarrassing failure, Holmes decides to move to the Muggle world for a while and turn his hobby to a profession. The Muggle Doctor John Watson aids him in his endeavors.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Albus D., Sherlock Holmes
Cake and the Rani by Primsong reviews
In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches with the help of the Rani. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
For Unto Us A Son Is Born by LadySirius32158
The boys wake up in a strange place, not sure where they are or how they got there. And then there is a knock upon the door... Written for a private fanfic community, the prompt was reborn.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Snow White and the 5 Dwarfs by starsnstripies reviews
Uhura is poisoned by a jealous queen with an apple and the men on the Enterprise have tried everything. Will true love's kiss wake her? Inspired by the new release of Snow White on DVD.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Baby, You Can Drive My Car by GluttonousAnorexiaNervosa reviews
Just your typical day in the minimum wage life, until an extraordinary vehicle rolls in... and nobody even says the words "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" either! Amazing how they missed the opportunity.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Inestimable Blessings and Bothers by Chewing Gum reviews
Sequel to "The Girl" and "Perpetual Anticipation". Mycroft Holmes' household has doubled upon the birth of his twins, and his job, and his younger brother, is hardly getting any easier...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Unusual Exploration by karkovice reviews
A crossover story involving the Enterprise crew exploring The Great Valley, encountering danger and making new friends along the way.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Land Before Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Together in Life, Together in Death by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Bones, Jim, and Spock. Star Trek's Golden Trio. The nu!Trek versions of their deaths. Angst. Man-loving both of the platonic and not-so-platonic variety . K/S established, but could be K&S if you skim over a couple words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Admiral's Pooch by Psychodahlia reviews
Whatever happened to that dog?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Diphthongs by zephtastic reviews
I want Star Trek: The Musical - they land on a planet where they have to communicate only in song.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
My, My Spock Couldn't Let it Go by zephtastic reviews
SPOCK FINDS OLD RECORDINGS OF "ABBA" AND GETS TOTALLY HOOKED. THE REST OF THE CREW WANTS TO MURDER HIM FOR MAKING THEM LISTEN TO "MAMA MIA" ON REPEAT OVER THE BRIDGE SOUND SYSTEM.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Laid Them Beneath the Juniper Tree by Mockingbird Quester reviews
WARNING: mentions of child abuse, violence and death. Jim Kirk's older brother Sam was murdered by their stepfather and he has always kept it a secret. Short and melancholy, with references to the Grimms' fairy tale "Juniper Tree". No pairings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
5 Times Jim Kirk Needed a Hypo For That by Dana Katherine reviews
and the 1 time he didn't. My first 5/1 story. Rated T for suggestions and mild swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Very Bromance Romance by Jetsir reviews
50 themes of Chekov/Sulu. Some are sweet, some are silly, all communicate the same message: they are lovers as well as friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
In Love and War by missjacklynsparrow reviews
The last surviving member of an ancient race has lived since the beginning of time and will continue to live forever. But she has never seen eyes quite as blue as his, nor has she ever felt like this before. Kirk/OC and Bones/OC R&R!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,460 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
My Reality by Sithstrukk reviews
Spock can't stand these humans.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Spock - Complete
The Enterprising Cat by Mockingbird Quester reviews
A stray cat is on The Enterprise, using the vents to get around undetected. It is fed and petted by the crew, but definitely against regulations. What happens when Spock finds it?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Trouble by Veronica Hawthorne reviews
Chekov's accent gets in the way... Lighthearted oneshot, though there is swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
The View From Heaven by VergofTowels reviews
The ghosts of Amanda Grayson and George Kirk think maybe their sons should start playing a little bit nicer... K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Of Hyposprays and Close Calls by Rosie1392 reviews
Kirk goes in for his monthly contraceptive hypospray, hoping to avoid it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Practice by OceanTiger13 reviews
"Another human saying appropriately pertaining to this matter is: 'Over my dead body'."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Very Funny, Scotty by OceanTiger13 reviews
A certain engineer has a certain prank for a certain away party...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
5 things that were named after James T Kirk by Gul Bricett reviews
- and one that actually wasn't. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Sleepwalking by Mockingbird Quester reviews
Winona Kirk’s life shortly after her husband’s death and Jim’s birth. Grief and love and learning to move on. BabyJim! fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Captain Cutie Pie by Soot reviews
Chekov tries to master something called a 'POKER FACE'. Inspired by Audi Katia and has nothing to do with Lady Gaga's song Poker Face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Five things about love and life James Kirk learns by Mockingbird Quester reviews
Five things about love and life James Kirk learns too soon and one thing he learns just in time. Answer to meme prompt and the title is the summary. K/S at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Bedside Manner by Mockingbird Quester reviews
James T. Kirk suffers a personal loss, and Dr. McCoy is the one who has to inform him of it. Gen or maybe K/M pre-slash if you squint ;
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
His Mother's Eyes by Mockingbird Quester reviews
When Sarek genetically engineered his son to have his human mother's eyes, he forgot one important detail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Spock - Complete
A Lack of Discretion by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Bones teaches the crew how to practice safe sex. Well, he tries, anyway. Kirk is an annoying pervert. Chekov has...experience. Uhura is pissed off. Spock is logical. Scotty drinks. Business as usual. Some K/S, no Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Beware Plot Bunnies! by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
Physical plot bunnies invade the enterprise. crack!fic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Spock, a Star Trek Fairy Tale by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
A retelling of the favorite classic, with a Star Trek twist.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Can You Hear Me Now? by KCS reviews
A sporadic series of oneshots, revolving around various post-retirement telephone conversations. Completely random, not necessarily chronological, and more than occasionally pure fluff - you have been warned.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Drunken Lullabies by Penbrydd reviews
It's Scotty's birthday, and Spock is at the party by request. Havoc ensues when Bones lets on that Vulcans get drunk off of chocolate... -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Spin The Bottle: The Doctor by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Spin the bottle 1} What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to the Doctor? Spin the bottle to find out...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Mickey S., Rose T. - Complete
in the walls by irnan reviews
So I hear the Enterprise has giant alien rats," Sulu said one morning at breakfast. Chekov choked on his bacon, eyes wide and alarmed. Jim clapped him on the back, laughing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
First Do No Harm by Haleine Delail reviews
Martha wakes and finds that her world is not as it should be. Jack and Tom are debilitated, her family thinks she's mad and when she finds the Doctor, it causes her to lose all hope of working out the problem. What's happened and why will no one listen?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,410 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
One Way Rose Made the Last of the Time Lords Faint by Hot Pink Butterfly reviews
Rose has something to tell the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
In the Middle of the Night by LuckyBlackCat reviews
Stupid title, sorry. Rose decides to stay a night with her mum on the estate, but can she get even one night of peace? With the Doctor around, that's not impossible, just a bit unlikely!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Doctor and Rose go shopping by realtimelord reviews
The Doctor and Rose go shopping but what happens when The Doctor is introduced to a human way of shopping. Also how does he keep cool when Rose perchases something personal.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Curing the Doctor by sudipal reviews
The Doctor is sick, and some of his former Companions nurse over him. I rewrote some of this because I felt I needed to.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Danger of Practicing Field Medicine by seren23 reviews
Written for the McCoy-a-Thon. "Doctor up, McCoy, apparently I've broken my ankle." Pre-movie, McCoy/Nurse Chapel UST
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel - Complete
Scotty's Sandwich by J-awesomeness reviews
While on the Enterprise Scotty realizes he never got his sandwich. Sandwiches lead him to strange things.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Exam by LuckyBlackCat reviews
Dedicated to anyone who has daydreamed during an exam. What would happen if the Doctor came in? What chaos would follow?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/6/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Of Broom Cupboards and Deficient Doors by ParsleyFeline reviews
Mild spoiler warning. Kirk discovers something unpleasant in the ship's broom cupboard.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Mirror Mirrored by Manny PenPen reviews
One of the Enterprise's first missions goes in an unexpected -- and yet strangely familiar -- direction. No spoilers; gen. One-Shot, possible WIP
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Beep! by archiveidiotjello reviews
Rose decides to get the Ninth Doctor a cell phone, which consquentially leads to all sorts of silly voicemail fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Attack of the Sciuridae by w1nter reviews
The Doctor and Rose are pursued by a horde of... what, exactly? Please R&R! One-shot. :D
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
No Greater Honor by NightRanger85 reviews
Two captains meet on some deserted shore. What's on their minds? The only women they'll ever truly love.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Kirk - Complete
Sleepwalking by reddwarfaddict reviews
Time Lords don't sleepwalk... or do they? [Fluff]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Time Traveler's Calendar by Solo By Choice reviews
Time Lords, you must understand, do not celebrate their birthdays.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - 6th Doctor, Evelyn - Complete
The Power Of A Shipper by archiveidiotjello reviews
The Doctor was in her bed, which surprised her, in the very least. Not your average reunion fic. T to be safe. TITLE REVEALED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Rebellion by Kathryn Shadow reviews
What happens when a Time Lord dies?" Err... not sure what this is, actually.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Holidays with Holmes by KCS reviews
A series of holiday-themed ficlets in the company of our favourite duo. Chapter 12 - Holmes and Watson, discussing love and marriage one evening. And no, NOT slash. Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,465 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Yes, Sherlock, There is a Great Old God Cthulhu by Chewing Gum reviews
221b Baker Street is visited by some very abnormal carollers with a rather unique take on the holiday season and existence itself to impart upon them. Tribute to H.P. Lovecraft. Christmas crackfic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
The Winner is a Loser by Spock Yard reviews
Captains James T. Kirk and Jack Sparrow argue over who is more obsessed with his ship. Oneshot. Reviewers get hypothetical cookies.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Kirk, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Bumps in the Night by Chewing Gum reviews
Mrs. Martha Hudson is a practical woman, too practical to be scared by the nonsense of Halloween. She is not above teaching an impish lodger a lesson for trying to scare her. Or who she thinks is an impish lodger... Slight non-slash romance.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Advice From The source by Adenil reviews
McCoy goes to Spock for advice. What kind of advice? Why, dating advice of course! SpCoy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Ship of the Stars by Model Builder reviews
Inadvertently finding themselves in a parallel universe, Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, and the rest of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC-1701, welcome aboard two children who hold the fate of the multiverse in their young hands.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,622 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2008 - J. Kirk - Complete
Fun in the Sun by HistoryHound reviews
The Enterprise takes Shore Leave on a beach planet. Please comment! Complete!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
The Black Sith by ardavenport reviews
Two Knights face off. Star Wars / Monty Python mix.
Crossover - Star Wars & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
So, What the Heck is a Nest of Gundarks Anyway? by ardavenport reviews
Obi-Wan searches for his transport. Star Wars / Monty Python mix.
Crossover - Star Wars & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Albus and Sherlock Official Hogwarts Pranksters by Lucillia reviews
More than a hundred years before the Marauders were born, a group of students led by Albus Dumbledore and Sherlock Holmes held the title of Official Hogwarts Pranksters. First in a series about Sherlock Holmes, the Wizard and the Consulting Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Albus D., Sherlock Holmes
Student Pranks by drox reviews
Drabble. There's no April Fool's Day on Gallifrey, so imaginative students at the Time Lord Academy celebrate it *every* day.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - 1st Doctor, The Rani - Complete
I Should've Picked A Boy by Lucillia reviews
Dreading the reaction he'd get when he reached the checkout counter, Darth Bane begins to regret picking a girl for an apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
A Case of Collaboration by KCS reviews
In answer to a challenge - Holmes discovers what happens when a panicking Watson has a deadline looming from the Strand Magazine.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Sacrifice by David Grant reviews
Several months after encountering the Guardian of Forever, the Enterprise returns to the Guardian's planet with a science team. They expect to return to a lifeless world, but the Guardian is no longer alone...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
The Girl by Chewing Gum reviews
Drabble Series: Poor Mycroft cringes at change, but all of a sudden he is handed a promotion, a house, and a wife. Now he has a sweet but rather dull girl on his hands and in his bed, and Sherlock seems determined to get himself killed...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
A Young British Soldier by Pompey reviews
Set post-Hiatus. Watson, with Holmes's help, confronts some issues left by war. Technically a sequel to "On Afghanistan's Plains" but you don't have to read it to get this story. A few OCs get some screentime. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
No Dogs Allowed by KCS reviews
In answer to a challenge in the forum, 'Elementary, My Dear Reader' - one-shot describing the fate of Watson's mysteriously disappearing bull-pup mentioned at the beginning of STUD.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Black Box by Darth Oddish reviews
Spock gets a mystery package. Just some fun.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
The Journey by Westel reviews
There are other sentient beings on the Enterprise. Some of them believe themselves superior to the giant race who nest there - some want only to explore and find out just who these giants really are.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
A series of short stories/drabbles examining some AU situations. Three are very dark, two are much more light-hearted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
You Crazy Vulcan by Westel reviews
The doctor's thoughts during a lonely night's vigil for one Vulcan Science Officer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Unfamiliar Ground by Westel reviews
Pavel Chekov, new to the Enterprise, can do nothing right in the captain's eyes. And why does Kirk, in moments of fatigue, call the young ensign "Gary"?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk
The Sound of Novelty Songs by cheri1 reviews
10th Doctor with Rose, Jack and Simm!Master. Humor AU After years of searching for just the right thing to drive the Doctor insane, the Master has finally found the most fiendish thing in the universe. Cheesy novelty songs. One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Full Circle by Westel reviews
Pavel realized, dimly, that this was the victory cry of a hunter species. And he was the prey…
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - P. Chekov - Complete
Family by Westel reviews
The Enterprise captain and crew, responding to a Priority One call, find more than they had bargained for on the ancient mining planet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Uhura - Complete
The Dream by Westel reviews
The object of her dreams came to mind, and she smiled to herself as she planned how she would place it forever in her view on that plain piece of muslin…
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Uhura - Complete
The Case Before Christmas by Chewing Gum reviews
Happy Holidays, all! Holmes and I, we had settled for a Christmas in peace. I should have known that was something that surely would cease...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
How Mycroft REALLY Was Married by Pompey reviews
Certain persons in high places pull some strings to secure a wife for Sherlock Holmes's brother. Inspired by Chewing Gum's stories, posted with said author's approval.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Paying For It by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Jack should have stayed in bed that morning. Furious Time Lords, time machines behaving oddly, something you might have wondered about, and an impossible problem all come to breakfast. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Changes by Westel reviews
Merry is too young to understand that not all big boys can be trusted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
A toast to birthdays by The Jolly Gnu reviews
The Doctor celebrates his birthday. Is there that much difference between forty four and two thousand, to a time lord?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Starship by Westel reviews
No longer able to contain his anger, rage at the Kadrahn ruler's insensitivity and rigidity consumed him at last in a pulsar of barelycontained fury.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2007 - L. McCoy - Complete
Tender Lumplings by Chewing Gum reviews
Just ask his brother, Halloween has always brought out the worst in Holmes. So don’t blame him, oh children, if his promises don’t keep... One shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
004 STAR TREK: Spock's Ultimate Truths by Dan Bivens reviews
Let us look in on Captain Spock, in between starship commands, as he addresses an Academy class in regards to ALL he'd learned in regards to the Ultimate Truths of the Universe and Beyond. With a visit by Q! BTW: I HAVE SOMEHOW LOST CHAPTER ONE...SORRY
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Rebellious Time by Built on the Horizon reviews
Time Rebellious against its Lord. She has to suffer.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Mother of All Wisdom by firesoulslayer reviews
It's a manual for the TARDIS. Did you even know you had one on board? Donna is on a mission.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Show me the Enterprise! by Carlotta's twin reviews
William Shanter gets a big surprise one day while hosting 'Show Me the Money'...Kirk and the gang beam down! Coincedence, or is there a plot line to this humourous story? Find out...inside! I am finished! Please review
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - J. Kirk - Complete
Star Trek: The Artemis Fowl Incident by Benthao2 reviews
Artemis is on his greatest adventure yet. This time, he must deal with his greatest challenge yet: the year 2293. Star Trek Artemis Fowl Crossover. Post Opal, Pre Colony. CANCELED. READ PROFILE FOR MORE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - J. Kirk, Artemis F.
My Heart Goes Boom by Schematization reviews
Just a tale that shows the lesson that one should be wary of receiving anonymous gifts, especially with an up coming Federation entourage traveling aboard the ship to woo a prospective new member.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy
Taken by RixxiSpooks reviews
I know you are probably like 'oh not another baby one' but I just love the idea of the Doctor and Rose having a baby and so I had to write one of my own. Tenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,668 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Little Sister by Lucillia reviews
Jango stared at the small pink bundle that had just been abandoned. The childcare holos had all agreed that a child needed some sort of companion to grow up with. He'd start on the adoption papers in the morning. Now to introduce her to Boba. AU Obviously
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Boba Fett, Jango Fett - Complete
The Time of His Life by Spoofmaster reviews
Everything dies. Even a Time Lord will eventually use up all his get out of jail free cards, but the Doctor isn't about to make it easy for Death to claim him. Thirteenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete
Why Kids should not Command a Starship by Carlotta's twin reviews
McCoy, Spock, and Scotty have changed into children! Ack! Not the best time to, especially when there's hostile aliens nearby... FINISHED! Please review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - J. Kirk
The Play's the Thing by lembas7 reviews
The edge of the final frontier meets a galaxy far, far away. And on that line rests the future of two universes. Prequel SW, Original Series crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,174 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - J. Kirk
The Dr McCoy Soap Opera by Carlotta's twin reviews
Kirk tries to get McCoy a girlfriend...with mixed and funny results. Please review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/6/2007 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
Revenge of the Space Babes by TyroCat reviews
Will Captain Kirk receive the comeuppance that some feel he so richly deserves?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 34,767 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - J. Kirk - Complete
Stoned For Valentine's by Schematization reviews
Kirk gets a hard lesson in the idea that reputation and charm doesn't always get him what he wants.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
A Little Stray by Lucillia reviews
A Jedi finds an abandoned child in an alley and decides to take it home with him.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Son In Law by Schematization reviews
McCoy is dealing with the fact his little girl is grown up and getting married. More truthfully, it's whom she's marrying that he is having trouble dealing with.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by Carlotta's twin reviews
Spock refuses to eat McCoy's homemade meal...but the CMO is gonna change that. oneshot
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - L. McCoy - Complete
Yuletide Merriment, or, The Price of Betting by Allergic-to-Paradox reviews
What happens when you combine Scotty, Uhura, a parody writer and Christmas carols? ONESHOT fic, detailing this odd adventure...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Uhura, M. Scott - Complete
How To Decorate an Xmas Tree In 9 Easy Steps by Schematization reviews
Well, now Bones. We have the tree don't you think we should try decorating it? And you can imagine how well that idea and plan goes, can't you?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
The New Recruit by Lucillia reviews
A man called Johnston is sent on a five year mission on a Vulcan science vessel. The question is, how long will he last?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
The Day Q Got Arrested by Quillian reviews
Just a funny one shot! What if Q got in trouble with the Las Vegas authorities in Diamonds Are Forever? MOVIE SPOILERS
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
1of1 New Doctor On The Block by Margaret Price reviews
There are a lot of Ninth Doctor stories out there. What do the Time Lord's former selves think about that? No Parting of The Ways spoilers here. Just for laughs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/17/2005 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Away Missions 101 by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
That handy guide every Red-Shirt should read before embarking on their first, and probably last, away mission. Warning-VERY light SMc. If you blink, you'll probably miss it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Shore Leave by Soon to be world renown Gracie reviews
My little take on the song The Twelve Days of Christmas as sung by Kirk to Bones. Hope you enjoy it even though it is a bit early for Christmas songs
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2003 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
That's Terrible! by Kittenmommy reviews
A collection of truly awful jokes featuring the Doctors and various companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Complete
Rope by Kalima reviews
5th Doctor goes searching for Tegan's lost key. She did not have a good time losing it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/23/2001
The End of Sherlock Holmes, by Hideaki Anno by Suna reviews
Crossover? or Horror...
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2001
Replying to an Ad reviews
This is a reply to /s/5207826/1/Enterprise Personals. Copyrights to the ads ImAmandaJulius. Star Trek is Paramounts property.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones