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NAME: You don't need to know

GENDER: female

AGE: 13-18

HAIR: Long, straight, Blonde

EYES: Brown

HEIGHT: 5' 7" ish

LOCATION: Small town, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Universe, Somewhere...

HOBBIES: reading, writing, listening to music, watching t.v, baseball, horseback riding (beginner), bike

FAVORITE BOOKS: Gallagher Girls series, Harry Potter, Obernewtyn chronicles, Forensic Mystery Series, Gemma Doyle, Kay Scarpetta series and lots more (I like to read the book before I see the movie)

FAVORITE ARTIST: Jessica Andrews

FAVORITE SHOWS: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, NCIS, Warehouse 13, Eureka, Criminal Minds, CSI (the older ones), Bones, Leverage, Cold Case, Haven, Rizzoli & Isles, The Glades, Veronica Mars

Pairs:

Stargate Sg-1:
Jack/Sam (they're so cute together)
Daniel/Janet (before Janet died, cry)
Daniel/Vala (funny)
Teal'c/Istha
Cam/Carolyn

Stargate Atlantis:
John/Teyla (so cute)
Elizabeth/Rodney (Before Liz dies, cry)
Rodney/Jennifer
Ronon/Amelia
Evan/Laura

NCIS:
Tony/Ziva
Abby/Tim
Gibbs/Jenny

Bones:
Brennan/Booth
Angela/Hodgins
Sweets/Daisy

Leverage:
Nate/Sophie
Eliot/Parker (they're so cute...and funny!)

FAVORITE MOVIES: Harry Potter, Stargate, Stargate: The Ark of Truth, Stargate: Continuum, Sherlock Holmes

WHEN I GROW UP: maybe a doctor, scientist, investigator...

ABOUT ME: I want to learn how to fly, really wish some TV shows, movies, and books were real. I'm weird, but so are my friends and family. I would love to travel to Egypt, Greece, Paris, England, and other historical places. I love history, hate gym, and like french (I'm not really good).

Favorite Quotes: (long list)

FROM T.V.

(Amanda Tapping on the set of Solitudes while chipping away at the ice with Richard Dean Anderson.)
AT: (to RDA) You spent seven years on MacGyver and you can't figure this one out? We--we got belt buckles, shoe laces, a piece of gum, build a nuclear reactor, for cryin' out loud! (laughter from the crew) You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick, now you're Mr. -- MacUseless! Dear God! I'm stuck on a glacier with MacGyver! (more laughter)
- Blooper from Solitudes - Stargate SG-1(love it)

Vala: (whispering to Daniel) I'm going to go crazy...and I'm taking you with me!
- Unending - Stargate SG-1

Jack: I didn't leave...because I'd rather have died myself...then lose Carter...
Anise/Freya: Why?
Jack: Because I care about her...a lot more than I'm supposed to...
- Divide and Conquer - Stargate SG-1 (that's so sweet)

Jack: You know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota, that's what. For the fishing mostly.
- The Fifth Man - Stargate SG-1

"Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties,
three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill- Stargate SG-1

Daniel: I think they’re a family.
Jack: Of what?

Vala: Well as your mother, I'm putting my foot down. You're too young to have an army.

O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Jackson
Maj. Samuels: What if the aliens get it?
O'Neill: Well, sir, they could be blowing their noses right now.
-Children of the Gods

O'Neill: Oh, here we go. Another scientist. General, please.
Carter: Theoretical astrophysicist.
O'Neill: Which means?
Hammond: Which means she's smarter than you are, Colonel.
-Children of the Gods

Carter: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle. (You got that right)
-Children of the Gods

Col. O'Neill: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Maj. Kawalsky: We're friends.
Col. O'Neill: If you don't make it... can I have your stereo?
-Children of the Gods

Regarding Carter's dressing like the locals
Dr. Jackson:
Anthropologists do it all the time. They dress and live as the people they're studying.
Capt Carter: I'm not an anthropologist.
Col. O'Neill: gleefully You are today. (jerk)
-Emancipation

At Jackson's suggestion to blend in with the local populace, Carter has allowed herself to be dressed in an elaborate and heavily embroidered silk headdress and gown
Carter
: Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.
-Emancipation (it was pretty ugly)

Carter: Janet Fraiser was an extraordinary person. She was kind and funny and talented. Above all, she was courageous. Try as I might I could not find the words to honor her, to do justice to her life. Thankfully I got some help. While words alone may not be enough, there are some names that might do. We often talk about those that give their lives in the service of their country, and while Janet Fraiser did just that, that's not what her life was about. The following are the names of the men and women who did not die in service, but who are in fact alive today because of Janet.
-Heroes (Janet was amazing)

President Hayes is reading through SG-1's reports
Pres. Hayes: "Hosted alien dignitaries"… "Acquired alien technology"… "Traveled back in time"? …Did they really blow up a sun?
Gen. Maynard: As I understand it, sir, yes they did.
Pres. Hayes: That's gotta look awfully good on the ol' résumé, eh?
-Inauguration

Pres. Hayes: How these people maintain their sanity is beyond me. I'm having trouble just sitting here listening to it.
-Inauguration (I agree)

NCIS:

DiNozzo
: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it.
McGee: As hard as she can?
DiNozzo: As hard as you can.
McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names. -Corporal Punishment

Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Officer Ziva David: I drove.
Eli David: Enough said. -Aliyah

Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva: sighs I ran into a stone wall.
DiNozzo: Brick wall.
Ziva: No! It was stone wall! I backed up too quickly. -Hide and Seek

DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: Uh... potential pregnancy? -Driven

Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out

McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it.
Ziva: Maybe she just didn't have a bag.
McGee: Every woman has a bag.
Ziva: Do I have a bag, McGee?
McGee: No, but you're not a... Well, I mean, you're a woman. You're just not a... not a normal...
-Once a Hero (i don't have a bag)

Abby: I have good news and I have bad news Gibbs, the good news is I'm still cute...
-Switch

Tony: There was a charge on my credit card for a vintage barbie doll; career girl outfit?
McGee: Oh, with the matching briefcase and pumps?
Tony: ...?!
McGee: I had a girlfriend who collected once. We used to- ...We'd line 'em up on the-
Tony: I lost respect for you at the word "pumps"...
-Switch

Tony: That’s original, McGee. Is there any part of your brain that’s your own?
McGee: At least I have one, Tony.
Tony: What’s that supposed to mean?
McGee: Nothing.
Tony: We’re not going anywhere.
McGee: What, until I apologize?
Tony: No, not until you apologize. We’re in the wrong damn car.
-Switch

Gibbs: McGee?!
McGee: Yo!
Gibbs: Sketch, get close enough without breaking your neck.
McGee: On it!
Gibbs: DiNozzo, photos! (pauses) Is there a problem?
Tony: Well, you didn't say anything about my neck. (Gibbs stares Tony down) Uh... I'll be careful.
-Switch

Ziva: Hinky? What's hinky?
Tony: You know, like when your gut is telling you something.
Ziva: I see. In my country we refer to that as gas.
-Switch

(trying to decide who should go down a steep hill)
McGee: Well, as you've pointed out many times, I'm just a junior field agent.
Tony: All the more reason you need the experience, Probie.
McGee: How about I follow in your footsteps as you lead the way?
Tony: How about you kiss my experienced buttocks.
-Switch

Leverage:

Eliot: What's in it for me?
Nathan: Payback, and if it goes right, a lot of money.
Parker: And what's in it for me?
Nathan: A lot of money, and if it goes right, payback.

[While watching Sophie performing on stage]
Hardison: She's very awful.
Parker: Is she injured... in the head?
Eliot: Seriously man, she's the worst actress I've ever seen.
Nathan: This is not her stage.

Nathan: We're going to the burn scam.
Hardison: Going to plan B.
Nathan: Technically that would be plan G.
Hardison: How many plans to we have? Is there like a plan M?
Nathan: Yeah, Hardison dies on plan M.
Eliot: I like plan M.

Parker: My money is not in my account. That makes my cry inside... in my special angry place.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's something wrong with you.

Parker: I bought a plant…
Hardison: Nice! Team spirit…
Parker: What does it do?

Spencer: Whoops…
Nathan: What 'whoops'?
Hardison: It's a webcam.. Picking up its broadcast over the phone.
Parker: I see it, up on that pole.
Hardison: " just have to spoof the IP address and overlay it completely over Wi-Fi and...
[Eliot throws a rock to the camera]
Hardison: ...or that..
Eliot: Let's go...
Hardison: I'm sorry it's too far away for you to punch.. I'm sure that frustrates you..

Hardison: OK, I see what this is.. this is racial.. This is about my ethnicity, ain't it... it's because I'm Jewish

Parker: They changed the lock.
Hardison: Just do what you do. i mean, whatever, what you need?.
[Parker holds up a block of C4]
Hardison: Na. Mmm-Mnn. Stop all that playing. Mmm-Mnn. Hell no... [walks to other side of white truck].

Parker: I once saw a horse kill a clown...

[While crawling through the air duct]
Parker: Looks like Parker is gonna have to crawl through the air duct again. God forbid anyone else would have to learn how to fricking crawl on their stomach through a tiny space. It’s not rocket science, people.
Eliot: Parker, you realize that we can still hear you.

[while stuck at the elevator]
Sophie: What is that you just took?
Grant: Xanax - for my nerves.
[back upstairs]
Parker: Actually caffeine... with a dash of dextro-amphetamine..
Eliot: You gave him speed?
Hardison:
He beat up a priest.

Hardison: Stigmata paint ball gun..
Nathan: No, no, no...
Eliot: Yeah! How does that work?
Hardison: I've been practicing. Check me out...
[Hardison aims but misses by a meter]
Nathan: Ok Hardison, can you just make the statue cry without melting St. Nick's head?
Parker: Don't melt Santa!
Hardison & Eliot:
It's not Santa!
Eliot: What are you, 10 feet from that? How can you miss that? You're standing right there? Unbelievable...
Hardison: Everybody can't be Eliot. Shut up... Shut up!

Parker: Is that St. Nicholas?
Hardison: Yep.
Parker: Santa Claus has a church?
Eliot: He's not Santa Claus.

Nurse: All right father, I have your test results right here; high cholesterol, elevated sed rate ...and it looks like you're pregnant. I'm gonna need you to stick around and re-test.

Parker: Don't melt Santa!
Eliot and Hardison together: It's NOT Santa!

(Booth is helping Bones make "an official request to the FBI to be allowed to carry a concealed weapon")
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan: To shoot people.
-Bones

(Bones is pushing a boxer-only clad Booth across the lab on a metal table)
Angela Montenegro: Are we doing experiments on Booth? Because if we are I'd like to help.
-Bones

Jimmy Napolitano: You hurt my boy, I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father. And after their funerals I'll kill you.
L.J. Gibbs: No brothers, no uncles, my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives, whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you.

The Day After Tomorrow (i love this movie)

Brian Parks: Man you've got some serious competition.
Sam Hall: Please.
Brian Parks: And I'll bet he's really rich too.
Sam Hall: Shut up.

Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century!
Elsa: Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig, who was in love with his sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig.
Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.
Brian Parks: Uh... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.

Jack Hall: on Sam failing calculus I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
Sam Hall: Do you wanna hear my side of it?
Jack Hall: Sam, how can there be two sides? (there's always two sides)
Sam Hall: Hey, look, I got every question right on the final and the only reason why Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn't write out the solutions.
Jack Hall: Why not?
Sam Hall: I do them in my head.
Jack Hall: Did you tell him that?
Sam Hall: I did. He didn't believe me. He said if he couldn't do them in his head then I must be cheating.
Jack Hall: Well, that's ridiculous! How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?
Sam Hall: That's what I said.
Jack Hall: smirks You did? How'd he take it?
Sam Hall: He flunked me, remember?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me...I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You can’t be late until you show up.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke. (I still love to read)

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (Well...unless your Ziva...or Gibbs...or Eliot...)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

A friend will comfort you when your rejected, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I only speak two languages - English and bad English.

There are three kinds of people: Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"

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(U U )

This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, Jake the Drake, Silverloc303, 3 fries short of a happy meal

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

"I didn't trip! I was testing gravity...it still works."

Not only do I fall down stairs but I trip up them as well. Now that takes TALENT!

Man: Baby you must be psychic. Women: Why? Man: Because you saw me coming and looked hot for me. Women: I am psychic. And if you don't go away, me and my 3 inch heels don't see any kids in your future.

During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade. "Absolutely," the professor said. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. ~Joann C. Jones

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"

15 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Re-post this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

COURTROOM QUOTATIONS
Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Lawyer:
"Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer:
"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

QUESTIONS ASKED At LIBRARIES.

"I'm looking for a book." "
"Do you have books here?"
"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"
"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"
"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"
"I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck."
"Is the basement upstairs?"
"I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months."
"I got a quote from a book I turned in last week but I forgot to write down the author and title. It's big and red, and I found it on the top shelf. Can you find it for me?"

A Stupid Person's Guide To Life
Don't eat rocks.
Don't take naps in the road.
Don't stoke fires with your fingers.
Don't throw a brick straight up.
Don't breathe car exhaust.
Don't flip off the Mafia.
If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you spit.
Wash behind your ears, not behind your eyes.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS:

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions


Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance


Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away


Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me


Friend: Will give me an umbrella in the rain.
Best Friend: Will steal my umbrella and yell "Run, bitch, run!"


Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for her freedom


Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me


Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number


Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place


Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

PICK UP LINES:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
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Man: Is this seat empty?
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Man: Your place or mine?
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Yeah, I know I've got a long profile, but it keeps me happy in my very... happy place!

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Little Moments by coffeehelps reviews
A series of missing moments throughout the ten seasons of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 74,359 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Memories That Make Us by StarlightNinjaThief reviews
formerly Changes In Them. starts out in season 3 but has flashbacks. what really would've happened had Eliot and Parker grown up together? Would she run away at every chance? And what does it have to do with Eliot's mysterious past?
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Eliot S., Parker
Defying Gravity by K.E. Scrubbed reviews
Ever had a song stuck in your head for days, unable to get it out? I know you have. So has Brennan. Fun, pointless oneshot. BB.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Men Are Pigs by denise1 reviews
After the men bail, Sam and Janet bond a bit.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Broken Promises and Past Regrets by 20 pounds of crazy reviews
The team gets a client from Parker's past. Includes flashbacks of Parker's history before the team. A lot of Eliot/Parker friendship. Rated T to be safe. Chapter 4 up review!
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Parker, Eliot S.
Hold Me Close by breadnbutter1219 reviews
Parker runs off again. But this time she is truly gone. Hopefully Eliot will be there to find her. Hopefully before it's too late.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Family Comes First by CrayonClown reviews
Christmas one-shot. First line of the story: "If you walk out that door, we're through, Hannah. If you walk out now, today of all days, don't plan to come back. If you walk out that door, you better take everything you own with you!" Booth yelled.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fortnight by denise1 reviews
What if Hathor didn't quite end the way it did on the show? This story is complete, and will be uploaded in 5 parts.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - S. Carter - Complete
Interns by queenofthelooneybin reviews
The Forensic Anthropology interns have a talk concerning a certian blond problem.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
The Eagle by LSgrimm91 reviews
EPILOGUE NOW AVAILABLE. Jack never forgot the day in Iraq when his men looked to the sky and cheered the arrival of the legendary 'Eagle'. The day he was ready to die, and the day he promised to never give up. R&R S/J Three fries short of canon.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Truth or Dare by ExplosiveRanga95 reviews
Stuck in an elevator, there is nothing to do,right? How about in Jack's Cabin? Waiting for the president? A bunch of one shots about SG1 playing truth or dare...warning: cruelty to each other! For Tootapanga 1
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
Baring My Scars by Lydian Stone reviews
Ziva has resumed her NCIS life but the affects of Somalia start to surface. Team fic, in character, so I've been told by reviewers : . Starts during Masquerade, but some liberties taken for the flow of the story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,613 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
m&m's by EOshipper2010 reviews
Parker/Eliot if you squint. "Oh, yeah! You never answered my first question. Why aren't you going to take me shopping ever again?" "Because you're like a two year old!""Is that a bad thing?" Some minor swearing. Epilogue's up - features sugar high Parker
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
The Bet by ALIMOO1971 reviews
girls from high school made bets about who can get to kiss Jon
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Black Mail by ALIMOO1971 reviews
Pete blackmails Sam when she tries to get out of their marriage. She goes to Jack for help. They come up with a plan, with some help from their friend's to save not just the SGC but also to get Jack and Sam together.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 69,948 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/14/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill, Pete S. - Complete
Cuddling Optional by Josielynn reviews
Set in Season 2. Logan is shocked when Veronica wants to take Logan up on his offer of one night, no cuddling and he won't call her. Of course I don't own any of the character...
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,695 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
And The Walls Come Tumbling Down by Tashirasbubble reviews
When a mission goes horribly wrong, Lt Colonel John Sheppard gets a reality check.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Being the Alpha Male by Caffeine-Faerie reviews
Just a short, hypothetical oneshot of the first time Booth and Brennan meet Pete and Myka for a shared case.
Crossover - Bones & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2010 - T. Brennan, Myka B. - Complete
Misunderstanding by ispksarcasm reviews
When Jack over hears something he shouldn't of, he misunderstands and that can lead to all sorts of problems.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,221 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Saturday by Ultrawoman reviews
Five students are thrown together for Saturday detention. They are a geek, an idiot, a criminal, an outcast, and a jackass. Correct? That's the way they saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. They were brainwashed...
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Convergence by Annerb reviews
Jack O'Neill is a man waiting to die, and she's the only one brave enough not to look away. Set during Stargate: The Movie. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,322 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Another Reason We're Not Allowed in Public by wheredowegofromhere reviews
Our teenage version of Leverage. Mostly based around our five characters, but the original Leverage team will play a big part too.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Things not to do on Atlantis by albert12 reviews
The Atlantis expedition learns some of the things you SHOULDN’T do aboard Atlantis… the hard way. Set sometime in the last season.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
A Beautiful Day by Wedjatqi reviews
A bright beautiful day on Atlantis and everyone is out enjoying the sunshine, which allows things to heat up a little between John and Teyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Fragments by RowenaR reviews
Eliot always prided himself to be good at controlling everything... but Parker was always good at shaking things up anyway.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Out Of The Inferno by tielan reviews
Their work here is done.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - S. Carter, Teyla E. - Complete
A Walk In the Park by pdljmpr6 reviews
A hike through the woods becomes a run for their lives, forcing Eliot and Parker to come to terms with a few things. Eliot/Parker est. ship, whump and fluff abound.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,617 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
There's Something Wrong With You by yellowcrayon07 reviews
When Parker is injured working a job, Eliot must take care of her. On the way he learns a bit about her past and why she is who she is.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Parker, Eliot S.
The Price of One by AkamaiMom reviews
Sam is back in her own body, after having been nearly overwritten by the Entity. Now she and her team must deal with the consequences of their decisions, and Sam must learn at what price she has been saved. Season 4--hinted UST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Captive by BettyHall223 reviews
Sam experiences the most harrowing event of her life. Her father and friends help her deal with the repercussions. Warning: violence.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,546 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Strictly Ballroom by strictlysuperb reviews
Team Gibbs is given a unique team building exercise. Contains Tiva, Jibbs and McGabby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
I Walk The Line by Ellie 5192 reviews
Sequel to 100 Days of Night. S/J EST. Now that Sam and Jack are back on Earth they have to fight. Fight the rumours, fight the doubts, and fight against those who would use their relationship against them. They never expected it to be easy. And it's not.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,932 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Theres Perks To Being A Military Brat by Just Add Coffee reviews
Contrary to popular belief, growing up as a military brat has its perks- and really, it helped shape the person Sam Carter was today.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
What Not To Do On Atlantis by Just Add Coffee reviews
The city of the Ancients was meant to have the best and brightest of planet Earth on the expedition. So why did a list of "What not to do" have to be complied? T for a weeny bit of suggestiveness ;D
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Interruptus by JenniferJF reviews
S/J established. Drabble. Sometimes emergencies happen at just the wrong time... Humor mostly .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Being There by JenniferJF reviews
S/J. Jack visits Sam in the infirmary. Each chapter will be a separate visit during or after a different episode, but each chapter reads complete. Angst, fluff, and maybe a bit of gutter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Team Building by AkamaiMom reviews
Sometimes, it's all about size. And sometimes, it's all about color. A series of one-shots, but each reads as complete. Just conversations that don't really have anything to do with anything.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,181 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Almost Prophetic by DKateri reviews
Missing scene for 200. What did the looks that passed between Sam and Jack after Vala's wedding pitch mean?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Women Behind Bars by rebeccavoy reviews
Sam and Janet spend some prison time in an alien cell.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Kansas by Silverloc303 reviews
Hey Kansas." "Don't call me Kansas!" Booth and Brennan always knew their love was unique. Now just like them, their son is having his own unique love. And just like them... neither of the teenagers has any clue.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,411 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
J'veux du soleil by Shanee reviews
AU. If Shelly Pomroy’s party had ended differently, its consequences would had compelled Veronica to mature into a strong and disillusioned Veronica, but before she had to deal with some unexpected events. COMPLETE. Yeah, finally! ;-
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,115 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
My Hero by huge sg1 fan reviews
Told from Jack's POV. S/J established. Sam and Jack's daughter, Grace, writes about her hero. Warning major character death.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Transitions by ScruffyLovin reviews
Sequel to "Changes." Jack and Sam's relationship grows, going through it's ups and downs with a little help from their SGC family. SamJack, with a side order of DanielJanet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,681 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Passwords by BrenRenQoI reviews
Sam needs a new password.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The NotSo Secret Life of General O'Neill by JenniferJF reviews
S/J established. Humorous ficlette, completely AstraPerAspera's fault, but only cause she fed the stenos my plot bunnies a Hawaiian shirt.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Prince's Bride by denise1 reviews
Teal'c regales Jaffa children with an Earth fairy tale, the Prince's Bride, and SG-1 comes along for the ride.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Nothin's Gonna Stop Us Now by BrenRenQoI reviews
Jack asks, Sam answers. No plot, just a proposal, with a hint or three of smut.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Friends, Colleagues, or Whatever Else by Regency reviews
AU. Chance encounters in Washington, D.C. lead Jacob to wonder about Sam’s relationships with the men in her life following her failed wedding to Jonas Hanson. Sequel to “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jacob C., S. Carter - Complete
What They Say About Misery by ScruffyLovin reviews
Sam's laid up in the infirmary while the rest of SG-1 gets to visit a beach planet without her. Drabble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - S. Carter - Complete
Reclaiming Carter by Soleya reviews
As always, SG-1's mission just went bust. Can they get Sam back? And even if they can... will she ever be the same?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
After the Rise by AkamaiMom reviews
After Orlin ascends, Sam is left clouded in questions and suspicion. What will it take for her team to believe in her again? And how will she learn to trust in O'Neill once more?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
100 Things I Love About Major Samantha Carter by rebeccavoy reviews
Jack's got to work on something while he's ignoring his memos
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Five Times Sam Carter Fell Asleep In His Arms by chocolate chip wookiee reviews
The title says it all. A series of oneshots.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Murphy's Christmas by ShaViva reviews
When Teyla and Lorne find an Ancient facility off world Evan discovers that Murphy's Law applies in the Pegasus galaxy too. Can John and the rest of the team get to them before their luck runs out? John/Teyla established, Lorne/Cadman pre-ship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,563 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - E. Lorne, Laura C. - Complete
Grace by Lively Aria reviews
The tale of Grace. One made of flesh and blood, from where? Two interweaving realities, their stories told in alternate chapters, spoilers to mid season 8. NB: alternate timeline, character death, blood scenes written by a medic, angst.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,009 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Red Light, Blue Light by cess525 reviews
Even the great General Jack O'Neill get's into trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Penguins? by Jackson the Griffin-Breeder
The team has an outing at the zoo, resulting in laughter at Jack's expense. Very short, very random :D
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009 - S. Carter, C. Mitchell - Complete
SG1 Always a Family by Skidaddle reviews
AU - A change in the dynamics of SG-1 shows that no matter what the circumstances SG-1 will always be a family first and foremost. Jack/Sam
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Aphrodite by Miss.Understood 1982 reviews
Sam and Jack get into a pickle off world. S/J UST
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
With Arms Wide Open by Regularamanda reviews
Maybe the whole time they had been fighting just for the chance to be with the ones they loved. Fluff. Future. Did I mention fluff? Sam and Jack Established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Traditions, Old and New by polrobin reviews
A story for Christmas, 2009. Not a Campfire. Dedicated to the Shippers at GW, but especially to Amanda Tapping and Richard Dean Anderson for endless chemistry and inspiration.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Jingle Bells SGC style! by k8ec reviews
A bit of holiday silliness. You know the words!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009
P6X942 by angelthree117 reviews
Jack and Sam get captured and treated rather... differently that usual. Definate ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Plus One Minus The One Equals A Very Long Evening by JenniferJF reviews
S/J Established. Jack is 'invited' to the Presidential Christmas Ball, only his Plus One is late arriving back on earth, which means he'll be going alone... Angst with a good dose of fluff and a hint of gutter for good measure.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Make Believe by Rose Stetson reviews
Every time he came to visit, they felt like a real-life, normal family. But then, he would leave, wearing those dress blues that reminded her that they were still officers caught in the disastrous web of a forbidden love. Bridge between S8 and S9.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,462 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
If you give an SG team SuperGlue by albert12 reviews
Long-ish drabble What happens when an SG team gets it's hands on fifteen cases of superglue? They Super-Glue things that aren't supposed to be Super-Glued, that's what!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
December Never Felt So Wrong by espergirl04 reviews
He can't bring himself to look at the picture. And he's about to spend his Christmas drinking wine with the people he spent his whole life trying to get away from. Holidays were never his thing. John/Teyla. AU.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Alone by Rose Stetson reviews
Filler scenes for "Stargate: Continuum" from Sam's POV. A surprise awaits her when she takes a mathematics professorship at a local university.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,456 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Convention by Rose Stetson reviews
Carter is ordered to attend a convention, and she is surprised by a familiar face that looks very nearly like her own. Inspired by the AT "What would Carter and Magnus talk about" skit. Mild spoilers through SGU and Sanctuary S2. Loose sequel to Abnormal.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2009 - S. Carter, Helen M. - Complete
Little Wager by Adelie King reviews
Jack O'Neill hasn't smiled showing his teeth in years. Samantha Carter has made a wager with Janet Frasier that she can get him to smile.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
How To Get Jack's Attention by Adelie King reviews
What if Jack O'Neill had seen Samantha Carter in the dress she wore to meet Pete?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Wizard of Mazd by AkamaiMom reviews
Sam's in a foul mood, and the guys are giving her the silent treatment. Heck of a way to start a mission. And what's with the gold shoes?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,257 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Simple Things by huge sg1 fan reviews
S/J established Sam and Jack talk in the night and enjoy each other's company.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
So, What'd I Miss? by wneleh reviews
Ron, Eli, and Matt chat after "Earth."
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sgt. R. Greer, Eli W. - Complete
Things That Bugged Pete by flower pot girl reviews
The things that irritated Pete about Sam and her colleagues.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
SGU Between Air and Darkness by VioletVision reviews
Someone is streaming Kino footage! Eli beamed, "I hate to go here, but which character would Rush be in Harry Potter? Ideas?"
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush, Eli W. - Complete
Stand In The Rain by NoDoubtFan reviews
“Only you would be stupid enough to stand in the rain with me.” Teyla whispered to him.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2009 - John S., Teyla E.
Out of the Mouth by JenniferJF reviews
A little illumination into what makes Stargate Universe Jack, well, Stargate Universe Jack. S/J. Because I'm still me.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Dream by cowgirl.at.heart reviews
General O'Neill finally retires and things are starting to look up for him and Carter, when something terrible happens. Will Sam be able to wake from her bad dream? Carter/O'Neill *story based on the song Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Just How He Feels About It! by Catygirl reviews
After the shocking events of Divide and Conquer someone is determined to have a say in what is happening at the SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Wise men say by Jaydee B Bailey reviews
Sometimes you need an outsider to point out what to do in certain situations. Sam and Jack do too. Not from one of their friends, but from a sweet old lady. S/J. Contains heaps of fluff and a pinch of sadness But not for S/J ; .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Trust Me by brodie-wan reviews
Post 'Water': Greer approached TJ about their trust issue.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Lt. T. Johansen/T.J., Sgt. R. Greer
Executive Order by Soleya reviews
When President Hayes goes to examine the workings of the SGC personally, he learns a valuable lesson.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/3/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by a. loquita reviews
Sam has long believed that firefighting is a metaphor for mankind’s attempt to understand and control nature. Set in the AU from “The Changeling” Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Over Gruel by wneleh reviews
Eli and Chloe chat over breakfast, post 1x06 Water.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
The Day The World Cried by messersmontana reviews
My take on what SG-1 did during the events on September 11, 2001, mostly from Sam and Jack’s POV. Jack comforts Sam as they watch the horrible events unfold on TV.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
I Promised You Always by messersmontana reviews
It’s been a year since her father’s death and Sam is feeling down but no one seems to notice. But there is someone who expected it and decides to take a trip to The Springs to make sure she was okay.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
McKay's Thoughts by messersmontana reviews
The title says it pretty well. Okay, there is a flashback with SG- 1. Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate Atlantis or SG-1. Spoilers: Spoilers through Season 8 for SG-1 and at least after Hide and Seek for Atlantis
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2009 - S. Carter, Rodney M. - Complete
Tiny Little Gestures by Kate1013 reviews
It was the simple things that somehow got her through... Set during and after SGA S4.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Closer Than Ever by Technician Fan reviews
Lorne and Cadman are handcuffed together by Sheppard the Great, who manages to lose the key. How are they going to live out their lives when they can't be two feet from each other? Lorne/Cadman, some Sheyla and McKeller later. AUish.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - E. Lorne, Laura C. - Complete
Emails by flower pot girl reviews
Hiw do you communicate on a personal basis with someone who'e e-mails might be read.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Course notes by flower pot girl reviews
An old colleague of Jack's meets him in an unlikely place.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
More Than I Knew by Alydia Rackham reviews
John's thoughts as he stares down the barrel of Teyla's gun, and he is forced to make the hardest confession of his life. The Long Goodbye tag. Spoilers.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
When I Knew Sam Carter by flower pot girl reviews
Musings of an old acquaintance on how their lives have changed since school.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Loss of Distance by Soleya reviews
Episode Tag for "The Other Side" - I was discussing "that look" with another author and I had to have my say about it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Three O'clock Appointment by a. loquita reviews
“This is the most important appointment of the day, Walter. You know that.” Sam/Jack fluff, humor.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Stargate SG1 : My Version by CSINYmanic reviews
This is my version of what it would be like if Jack and Sam were married and had a child from the begining.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Do Not Go Gentle by wilteddaisy0176 reviews
On a mission to retrieve a downed satellite for Thor, Sam is captured by local savages. As she fights to escape her captors before she succumbs to her injuries, her team works to find her and discover why she was taken in the first place. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,847 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Knowing by Soleya reviews
Episode tag for Meridian - why do we always wait?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Need to Know by random-ship reviews
Sam needs to know
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Letters from Solitude by Kenian Rainn reviews
Previously a tag, now a three-part story. A tag to episodes "Solitudes" and "Heroes Part 1&2". Jack finds some letters in Sam's vest after the mission. Years later, Sam finds a letter in Jack's vest. SJ. Please read and review! Part Three is up! Complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Last Chance by amante3456 reviews
One Shot. Carter and O'Neill become trapped in a Ancient temple as the planet is growing closer to exploding. In a no-escape situation, it's the last chance for love. JxS.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Waiting by AkamaiMom reviews
Between Nemesis and Small Victories. More than a week unaccounted for. If they were my characters, here's what might have happened.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
That Could Have Been Nasty by JaxLass reviews
Jack’s ready to leave on a mission, but he’s forgetting something important.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Quest by LacytheSilverWolf reviews
I know it's been done but here's my version of Jack finding out about Sam decking Ba'al. JS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Musings on my parents by flower pot girl reviews
Sam and Jack's son has a school assignment to complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
BBQ by flower pot girl reviews
In the future Sam and Jack at a BBQ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor by flower pot girl reviews
Sam has a visitor when she is in the infirmary -guess who!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Piratical Battle to Win by CosmeticSquelch reviews
A short sequel to 'A Pirate's Life for Me'. If you're not a S/J fan, look away now! A battle reigns on a sunny day in a wooden boat.....with swords. Very AU.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Memory Box by Soleya reviews
The challenge was given to write a story where Sam and Jack had met but forgotten about it before the SGC. Here's my take.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The General in Charge by Catygirl reviews
A new group of recruits to the SGC face problems when they try to speak to General O'Neill. Just why are there three of them? Next in my post continuum family series.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Cold and Snowy Day by BettyHall223 reviews
Jack finds out how thoughtful his daughter really is. Short fluffy story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Breakable by Soleya reviews
When Carter is critically injured on a mission, Jack struggles to carry on. This version is kid-friendly; the uncensored version has been uploaded to An Archive of Our Own.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Out of Bounds by Soleya reviews
Jack needs to explain some things to Sam's new teammates.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Muckraking by Soleya reviews
Maybe rainy planets aren't all bad...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Milk Run by ScruffyLovin reviews
Sam, Went shopping. Be back soon. -Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Hundred Shades of Colour by Catygirl reviews
AU from Season 3 "Hundred Days" and "Shades of Grey". Things in Sam's life take a dramatic change when Janet calls her on her feelings for Jack. Things get worse when Jack is a complete idiot! Don't own the episodes or characters.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Guest Housing by MorganFerdinand reviews
The rules said they had to sleep in the guest house. Written for LiveJournal's cliche bingo for the prompt Sleeping Arrangements.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Walk Beside Me by Rachel500 reviews
When a diplomatic mission is interrupted by the Wraith, Sam and Teyla wrestle their personal demons to work together and find a way back to Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - S. Carter/Sam, Teyla E. - Complete
Hoping for the Cliche by Cassie Valentine reviews
They were both far from 16 and didn't need a ring to remind them they were together. So, of course, that thought made him reconsider the engagement ring because, really, wasn't an engagement ring just a grown up promise ring?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Beautifully Broken by domina tempore reviews
Teyla and Sheppard are called to earth to help SG1 unravel the mysteries of a surprising new race; but when someone is kidnapped, everything turns into a race against time to get them back... co-written by the wonderfully talented AthosionWarrior
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Cassie's Wedding by ispksarcasm reviews
It's Cassie's wedding day and she decides to play match maker. S/J D/V, rated T for later chapters
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
In Over Her Head by denise1 reviews
Written for the WOTG Ficathon - Janet goes on a mission and finds herself over her head. Sam Janet friendship fic. Ascension tag
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Guilty As You Are by domina tempore reviews
John mourns the loss of Elizabeth to the Replicators... but no one should have to mourn alone.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
What makes a ninja cry by TheMezzinator reviews
What makes a tough Mossad field officer cry?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I'll Be There for You by Rawr-Rina reviews
Tony was on his way home when he saw Ziva being attacked. ONESHOT written at 4am so not my best work Review please!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Faith and Hope by KellethMetheus reviews
Sam captured and sold as a slave to a Goa'uld who thinks he is Caesar and makes her fight as a gladiator. How and when will she get home again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,251 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Home by Regularamanda reviews
An ordinary Christmas morning in the O'Neill household. Future. Fluff. Sam and Jack Established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Losing my ground by MyCrAzyWorld reviews
Set back during season one, during the Echoll's Family Christmas. Veronica agrees to help figure out who stole Weevil's money, but will sparks shared with Logan get in the way of Neptune's favorite blonde PI from cracking the case?
Veronica Mars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,855 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
My Daddy by Catygirl reviews
Grace O'Neill has been set a special assignment, tell the rest of her class and their parents about her Dad. Oh dear the Stargate is supposed to be a secret, isn't it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Continuum Interrupted by remerkaba reviews
AU Stargate Story with major spoilers for Stargate Continuum. When Jack O'Neill is assigned to evaluate the threat Colonel Samantha Carter poses to his world he gets caught up in more then he could ever have imagined. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,678 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Cheap by Soleya reviews
When Carter is kidnapped by a human trafficking ring, SG-1 struggles to get her back. This is the PG version - everything you wouldn't see on primetime TV has been taken out - and some things you would see...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Famous last words by Natz5 reviews
just a little fun story about Lorne and Sheppard and what they get up to. Not slash : I've just added a little author's note inside
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/3/2009 - E. Lorne, John S.
Targate Practice by Grannanatlanta reviews
ONESHOT Get your head out of the gutter. A hularious moment between friends...lol
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Paradox by Rose Stetson reviews
He thought he was ready for anything that she could have told him, but he was wrong. Still, what should have broken them apart actually made them pull together with more passion, strength and courage.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,796 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Don't Trust the Rumor Mill by Sqweakie the Wonder Mouse reviews
Four snapshots of Rodney and Teyla's friendship. How it started and how Sheppard almost killed Rodney in the end because of it. For Cliche Bingo on LJ.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Carry You Home by SkyeRose reviews
Something I've never done. A routine mission goes irrevocably wrong and someone might not make it home. Better than the summary, I promise. Contains an inconclusive major character death. Tissue warning is probably wise. SamJack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
I Hope They Get To Me In Time by GoDale13 reviews
Tony-centric songfic based on the song by Darius Rucker. What happens when Tony is in a wreck? Will he finally realize how much he is missing? TIVA Kinda sad, but ends happy! ADDED NEW CHAPTER!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
M is for Major Matt Mason by samantilles reviews
Written for the Jacob Alphabet Soup hosted August 25th, 2009 by Fig Newton. Jacob and Sam reminisce on a gift that Jacob gave her as a child. Warning: Canon Character Death
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Jacob C., S. Carter - Complete
3 Men and a Little Girl in a Canoe by Catygirl reviews
Next in my SG1 after Continuum series. The O'Neills and family are enjoying a relaxing day in Minnesota when distaster strikes. Will there be a happy ending?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Elevator Secrets by ispksarcasm reviews
Jack and Sam get stuck together in a broken down elevator. blah blah blah, please read albeit the horrible summary. ONESHOT
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Row, Row, Row Your Boat by denise1 reviews
Life is but a dream. It's fun when my two cracks merge. It if seems a bit odd, just go with it please. Dedicated too all the Crabbies out there.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Vanished by naw1111 reviews
She vanished two years ago.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,639 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Blind Sided by Cassie Valentine reviews
He never saw it coming. . . .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Teyla's Tears by mysterywriter012 reviews
They kept telling her that it wasn't her fault, but she refused to listen to them. She just wanted to hear his voice...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - [Teyla E., John S.] - Complete
Moon Base Alpha by CorgiFromSpace reviews
SG1 discuss plans for the new moon base. In recognition of the 40th anniversary of the first Lunar Landing. Cheesy fluff, SamJack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Need by coffeehelps reviews
For her, it was too hard to let go. For him, it brought back memories, both good and bad.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
My Guardian Angel by Grannanatlanta reviews
Another AU, SGA1 SG1 team in highschool, and a knew girl Teyla moves there and tries to uncover a unsolved mystery. During her adventure to figure out the mystery She also comes to peace with her past.Romance/mystery/horror/friendship/suspence/supernaturl
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Teyla E., John S.
Debrief by Vilixia Flickeram reviews
Missing epilogue for Season 7 "Evolution pt 2" When Sam takes command of a mission while Jack goes to rescue Daniel in the Honduran jungle. This scene takes place after everyone is back safe and sound.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Trapped by coffeehelps reviews
She was trapped inside of her own mind. S/J.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Busted by YappiChick reviews
Great. She knew exactly what happened. He flashed his most charming grin. "You’re beautiful." John/Teyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Jack's Telescope by Trinity1.0 reviews
Jack puts his telescope to use and gets caught in the act.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
It's Called The Accretion Disc by TerryJ reviews
In Singularity how come Carter is unsurprised by O'Neill's knowledge of Astronomy? Not Ship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Fraterculus by pseudonomi reviews
just a little ficcy about Sam and Cam- as if Cameron had been brought up with Sam... spoilers up to Avalon.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - C. Mitchell, S. Carter - Complete
Ziva's Moment of Pain by Chrys-DASL reviews
Sequal to TIVA Challenege; Tony's Moment of Pain brings on Ziva's moment of pain. One more after this, enjoy all three!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
On Leave by Penelope Louise reviews
Ziva calls in ill. Tony wants to know what is going on. Fun and games ensue. One-shot. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Knock, Knock by notbettydraper reviews
Ziva smiled, this game that Tony had been playing of ‘let’s wake Ziva up at an un-Godly hour and stay the rest of the day’ had become a routine,' // Set in seasons four through six with a bit of AU at the end.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Threadbare by BrenRenQoI reviews
Just another Missing Scene Fic... Season Eight Episode Threads...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/20/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Remember That I Love You by Tri42 reviews
Jack's awoken in the night by nightmare... but it isn't his.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Mr and Mrs Spencer by Carlier36 reviews
The gang helps Eliot run a con... on his parents.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Saying Nothing At All by VGWrighte reviews
When Sam is taken hostage by Selmak's nemesis, SG-1 and Jacob go to rescue her. When they are thrown through a loop things go terribly wrong. Can they save her life before it's too late? Sam/Jack. Fits into canon. COMPLETED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - [J. O'Neill, S. Carter] - Complete
The View from Where I Sit by Autumn Dae reviews
Chinese takeout, fireworks, and a rooftop. What could be better? Tiva friendship, more if you like. Belated 4th of July oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The State Secret Scrapbook by LexLemon reviews
Jack, Sam and embarrassing photos - it's a recipe for disaster.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Old Alien Influence Excuse by BrenRenQoI reviews
Urgo missing scene. Jack and Sam learn to appreciate the power of suggestion.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Fallout: Protective Instincts by ealcynn reviews
"Torren John Emmagen could have no better namesake". After a wraith attack Teyla searches for her child, but perhaps she already knows where to find him. Fluffy.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
When you're with him, be yourself. Totally, completely, sometimes even bizarrely yourself.' - Serena Kim, Glamour Magazine. Fourteen things she does that he loves. Tiva fluff!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Rain by Regularamanda reviews
The rain could never snuff out their passion. Fluff and gutter. Sam and Jack Established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Firm Foundations by coffeehelps reviews
He made it seem like three years of friendship and teamwork meant nothing. She should have known better than that.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
NO KISSES by Crazy-Ninja-Chick reviews
Submited for Anas Tiva Challenge. What happens when you have Tony, Ziva and a stuck elevator. Read and Review please
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
How Jack Fell Down by LexLemon reviews
Jack returns from a mission with a nasty concussion and a bump on the head. He can’t remember how he got it – and Sam doesn’t want to tell. PG pointless fluff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
This Room by coffeehelps reviews
They were still waiting for the day they could unlock the door to the room. S/J.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Veronica Mars Meets Her Past REDONE by maipigen reviews
Veronica's 5 Y High School Reunion. Lot's of twist and turns. Logan's married, but not with V? Now that can't be right, that has got to be fixed! Keith threw out V? That can't be right either! As always V ends up being the catalyst for some much needed change in Neptune. COMPLETED!
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,295 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Lost and Found by Rachel500 reviews
When Sam goes missing in the Pegasus galaxy and faces a struggle to get home, Jack heads out to find her.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
To Hell and Back by cowgirl.at.heart reviews
When Sam gets injured off planet, Jack goes back to get her. But when he too gets injured it's up to Sam to get him back through the Stargate. Somewhere in seasons 7-8. Carter/O'Neill
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Double Entendres by SkyeRose reviews
A bunch of moments we didn't get to see in the show where our favorite team and co. say some...dirty...things without meaning to. Much better than it sounds, I promise. Read the warning in the beginning. Sam/Jack! A bit of Dan/Jan!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,189 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Killing Games by SkyeRose reviews
Episode revision for "The Gamekeeper," S2. What if Sam had been sent into Jack's memory? What if Sam's memories were able to be accessed? Well, you're gonna find out. LOL. Story is better than summary. Suspension of disbelief may be required. SamJack!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Not The Greatest Loss by Gater101 reviews
He didn't need to tell her; she knew the truth anyway. 'Aurora' tag.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Dark Abyss, Into the Light by catlover377148 reviews
Abyss AU. The rest of the team goes to rescue Jack against orders, gets captured and Sam is implanted. J/S ship. T for themes.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Black and White by brizo3 reviews
Shades of Grey episode addition. Did the rest of SG1 know more than they were letting on?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
What Parker Knows by tommyhanson reviews
It started with a midnight snack.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Most Important Thing by Regularamanda reviews
A different take on what could have happened at the end of 'Death knell'. Slightly AU. Sam and Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Naming Game by Dream Weaver 85 reviews
“I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: if you name my daughter ‘Carter’, I’m putting her up for adoption and divorcing you,” Sam said. Shameless SJ fluff set in the future. Prequel of sorts to "Kids These Days."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Climb by Alydia Rackham reviews
John's thoughts about Teyla as he climbs the outside of the Atlantis control tower during the episode "Quarantine."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Pure and Contented Peace by Regularamanda reviews
A snowball fight and a walk through the woods on a snowy day. Through all the heartache, it had lead them to this moment. Fluff. Sam and Jack Established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Movie Night by domina tempore reviews
Elizabeth loves moive night with Sheppard's team... J/T fic, fluffy and random. Weir's POV.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Late Night Visitors by Wedjatqi reviews
ALLIANCE FIC - John has a visit from a dangerous late night visitor. AU JT. This is the fic that started my 'Alliance AU' world - a PREQUEL to the other Alliance fics.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Your Plant Died by serenelystrange reviews
Parker's plant dies, and she deals with it in a very Parker way. Eliot/Parker, friendship/bonding. Maybe pre-romantic if you squint, but I think it depends on how you choose to read it. 500 words. Just a random one shot. Hope you like! Please review.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Your Happy Place by Goody reviews
While Eliot and Hardison fight, Parker and Sophie wait anxiously for the moment we've all been waiting for. Not slash in any way.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Link by PapayaK reviews
Jack is injured and this time Janet has help putting humpty back together again. Not a 'ship story. for once. Set late in Season seven.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
You Have to Go to Come Back by Remi G. Craeg reviews
Jack's just happy he gets Carter back in one piece. Set post-series, SGA S4. Fluff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Easter Eggs by domina tempore reviews
A short little drabble in which McKay and his sister and Jennifer try to explain the Easter bunny and Easter eggs to Teyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Ouroboros by polrobin reviews
The events in and around Jacob Carter's funeral near the ends of Season 8's "Threads." Sam/Jack. I read that, I write that. Complete at one chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Found: SG1 style! by Beka Alcott reviews
The sequel to 'Lost: SG1 style! Read 'Lost' first, or this won't make sense. Summary: Sam and Jack are finally found after their long exile in Amdra, but what have they lost along the way? Decidedly and uncompromisingly SJ. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,498 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Path of the World by Psalm 136 reviews
President Kenneth Eliot never thought the end of the world would come during his presidency. The danger was supposed to be over. But SG-1 is needed now, more than ever. Final Battle fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
I write this letter on behalf of the SGC by NicoleKennedy92 reviews
What happens when Daniel and Teal'C decide to write a letter to the president? S/J Ship,
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Unending Legacy by Regularamanda reviews
What if during 'Unending' Sam had given Teal'c another disc to show to herself and Jack when he got back? AT because in this fishing and all that came with it in my mind never happened at the end of Threads/Moebius. Sam/Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Postep Hundred Days by LeFae reviews
I cannot live with the ending of One Hundred Days as it was shown on screen, so I... added to it :
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Heart to Heart by Gen Varel reviews
Sam faces death physically alone, but her loved ones never abandon her as the final battle between her desires and her conscience finally ensues.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Short Straw by Annerb reviews
Carter pulls the short straw. Things only get worse from there. 'Shades of Grey' AU. Sam/Jack UST
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Left in Another Room by hedwiggins reviews
A muddy mission, car won't start, broken water pipes. What's a girl to do but go home with her boss?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Spider Touch by slayer0682 reviews
when Temperance gets a nasty head injury, she wakes up with a sixth sense. How will she handle a gift that she has never believed in?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,509 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007
Creative Differences by your royal highness reviews
Tony's bored, so he stops by to give McGee a visit in the middle of the night. But he finds Thom E. Gemcity there instead, and he's got a deadline. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Proposal by Kate1013 reviews
Does it do what it says on the tin? A missing scene for 'Year Twelve'. S/J fluff
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Meredith by brizo3 reviews
After SGA's 'McKay and Mrs. Miller' Sam doesn't keep her newly acquired knowledge of McKay's full name to herself... much to his consternation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Year Twelve by Kate1013 reviews
“You celebrated by watching DVDs?” Cam asked in disbelief. “Four years of the Stargate program, and you sit down and watch a movie?" SG1/SGA crossover, the whole gang's here with some S/J thrown in for good measure.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
String Theory: An AU Series by Annerb reviews
Dr. Carter receives a job offer from the SGC and discovers a life she never expected. AU, Sam/Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 69,869 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/24/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Delete Pete Fic by LacytheSilverWolf reviews
Title says it all. DEATH TO THE POTATO HEAD! ! ! JS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Known Attacker by aries03 reviews
Sam is left in the wake of an attack. How it affects her and how she picks up the pieces. Rated T for mention of violence. Rating might change later on in the story. Sam/Jack of course
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,887 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Celebrations and Repercussions by petitestars reviews
Sam isn’t in the mood for celebrating her promotion following her experience with Cronus, but the men of SG1 are determined that she have a good time. Team, S/J friendship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Hide and Sleep An SG1 SGA Crossover by theicemenace reviews
An SG-1 / SGA Crossover featuring Sam Carter, Jack O'Neill, Rodney McKay and Jennifer Keller
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,256 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K., S. Carter/Sam - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by petitestars reviews
SG1 and Jack worry, as Sam recovers from her injuries.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Of Thieves and Dreams by sapphtastic reviews
Jack wakes, but the nightmare is not his own. Tagged for Company of Thieves, Line in the Sand.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Weakening by Eden79 reviews
Does Jack think Sam is weak? She can't stand that thought. What Sam doesn't realize is that Jack is the one who's falling apart.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Internal Affairs by your royal highness reviews
Ziva tries to comfort Jeanne when she finds her crying in the break room. Missing scene from Internal Affairs. Tiva, Jeanne/Tony
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Painting by LadyReeana reviews
Teyla finds out more About MAjor Lorne. Lorne/Teyla friendship, Lorne/OC
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - E. Lorne, Teyla E. - Complete
Per Aspera ad Astra by polrobin reviews
She turned her head, her lips brushing Jack ear, speaking so that only he could hear. “Once you’ve blown up a sun, you tend to lose your taste for chardonnay.” Sam/Jack established, unabashedly shippy. A bit of Christmas thrown in too, not a religious fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Row to the Christmas Song by cess525 reviews
What's your favorite Christmas song daddy?" Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Black Panther by LaraSGCLena reviews
Sam and Jack get trapped together on a planet and as things turn out for the worse, help comes from a strange girl.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Killer Instinct by MushySnugglybits reviews
Abby didn't like Ziva, but suddenly during Boxed-In, her and Ziva are friends. What happened that changed Abby's mind? Friendship fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Wishing for the Rewind by Carter Crazy reviews
Complete! Jack comes to work frustrated and angry, but what happens when he takes it out on the one person he truely cares about and does something he never thought possible? Will they find out what is wrong with Jack before it's too late? CHAPTER 8 UP!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Universal Constants by FinalAvenue reviews
The SG-1 team finds more than they bargained for offworld on a wintery planet.Please review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Descent by SkyeRose reviews
Tag to "Descent" season 6. I know its been done...but, I wanted to try. LOL. What were Sam and Jack thinking as they were drowning and what should have happened afterwards. SamJack!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Slippery When Wet by Mary Kleinsmith reviews
The sign on the locker room said “women only." Author's Note: This story was written awhile ago and posted on my web site, but I'm only now getting to post it here.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Halloween SGC and Trick or Treat SG1 by Phoenix-cry reviews
This is a fun little co-lab story. A friend of mine wrote the first part, I wrote the second. It's Halloween at the SGC, but there seems to be more tricks going on than treats!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Perspective by tripwatcher2 reviews
What's the difference between a Father and a Dad? It's all in your perspective! Short, sweet John/Teyla fluff!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Y is for What? by Cleo the Muse reviews
Jack Alphabet Soup contribution. Stuck in quarantine, Jack is bored and sharing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/28/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Grasping by a. loquita reviews
Vala gets a clue about a teammate! Very silly fluffy S/J fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
How 9 11 Changed it All by PrincessBones reviews
Booth, Bones and Parker's reaction to 9-11. Each Chapter is from a different characters perspective...starting with Parker...yes that's right I said Parker, the adorable curly haired little boy!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,346 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
To Love, Honour and Obey by Carter Crazy reviews
Complete! Sam has the descision of her life when her father is Kidnapped by Apophis and the only way to get him back is to take Apophis's hand in marriage and become the Queen of the System Lords... But how will jack respone to his proposal? Ch 7 UP!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Apophis, S. Carter - Complete
It's still Complicated by StanaTorv reviews
I posted this in the SG-1 section but it really should go here. Deleted scene from 'Trio'. Sam and Jennifer's chat continued
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jennifer K., S. Carter/Sam - Complete
What if she? by Carter Crazy reviews
The Episode: Metamorphosis... What happens if Sam actually did burst into water in that Ep? not a death fic Short and Basic...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Trampoline by Carter Crazy reviews
Teal'c has his first time on a trampoline... And the rest of SG-1 are with him every step of the way!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
It's Dark In Here by Carter Crazy reviews
Jack and Carter have a strange conversation... A bit of light humour...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Walk Alone by Gater101 reviews
OneShot. She doesn't want to walk alone but she will, if she must.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Season 1 Redux: will be LoVe, LoVe, LoVe by bluebel703 reviews
Starts at the pilot. Duncan convinces Veronica to let him help with the investigation. When Logan joins the 3 characters discover heart-break, friendship and who killed Lilly Kane. There is Duncan/Veronica friendship but it's all about the Love
Veronica Mars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,570 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Veronica, Logan
He'd Loved Her for 10 Years by wilteddaisy0176 reviews
Jack reflects on his years with Sam after the events of "Line In the Sand..." revised
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Big Baddaboom by SkyeRose reviews
Sam is offworld with SG-6 when something goes terribly wrong. She makes it back to the SGC just barely alive. But...be warned...not all is as it seems. Not really a plot here; just a Sam whump thing, but not really. Sam/Jack! Fluffier than a bunny.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Secrets by SkyeRose reviews
Tag to "Secrets" season 2. Jack comes in after Jacob leaves and comforts Sam. Woo-Hoo! So Sam/Jack! With funny president and Hammond moments. Fluffy! Did I mention Sam/Jack? Cause that's definitely what it is! Two Parter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Remembrance by BettyHall223 reviews
On the anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the United States, Jack and Sam attend a memorial dedication service.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Crash and Burn by TracyT reviews
You've started sleeping with the lights on.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Painted On My Heart by SkyeRose reviews
My second songfic. Yay! Takes place around the events of "Threads." Sam/Jack of course! Slightly AU cause Janet and Jacob aren't dead. Oh, and that icky woman from the CIA doesn't exist either. Some Pete bashing thrown in for good measure.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Rescue by SkyeRose reviews
Tag to...I can't believe I did this...'100 Days.' It is SAM/JACK! I swear! I haven't watched that episode since it aired. So, basically, Janet reprimands Jack and he realizes something big. It seems angsty, but I swear it's a good shipper end! SamJack!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Perspective by SkyeRose reviews
SG-1 goes for a late dinner at a nearby bar. Half the story told from SG-1's point of view, the other half from an outside character's point of view. Much better than the summary sounds, I promise. Sam/Jack! Contains an original character. ONESHOT.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Desperate by SkyeRose reviews
SG-1 unwittingly visits a planet that doesn't believe women have rights. They are captured and Carter is publicly tortured much to Jack's anguish. Will they make it out before Carter is killed? Sam/Jack! No angst. Torture scene is not graphic at all.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Silver Linings by SkyeRose reviews
Jack is in a really bad mood...so who does the SGC turn to? Sam, of course! Fluffy But not too much so two-parter about our two favorite Air Force officers. Really just a fun story. Sam/Jack! No angst...just fun! TWOSHOT.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Benefits by Triangulum reviews
Before I could ask what was wrong, he grabbed the sides of my face and kissed me."Being back from Atlantis has some benefits for Sam. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
To Thor by Vattenmelon reviews
Sam and Jack overhear a rather funny conversation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Runaway by Scriblerian reviews
AU. Harry Potter returns for another year at Hogwarts, but when he finds a strange girl in the Forbidden Forest who is decidedly not a student, what will he do? Who is she and why does Harry feel the need to protect her? Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 152,742 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Drastic Action by SkyeRose reviews
What happens when the Asgard get tired of watching Jack and Sam deny their feelings for each other? They kidnap them of course! Along with Daniel and Teal'c. Extreme Asgard OOCness. Sam/Jack of course!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Sam's Lost city by foxyfeline reviews
Sam takes the Download, not Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Box by Jennaya reviews
Sam makes a decision that can destroy SG-1. Major Samantha Carter turned and somberly walked up the ramp towards the Earth's Stargate for the last time, letting out a silent sigh of relief. Wondering, will Hammond have her hunted down and court martialed?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Eight Years by SkyeRose reviews
Set at end of eighth season, before Jack left. My take on how SG-1 should have ended. Very Sam/Jack! Gotta love 'em! ONESHOT!.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Becoming Sam Carter by Jackie W reviews
No matter what path she takes, there were some things that were destined to be. S/J
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,999 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - S. Carter
Cold Feet by k8tyds reviews
She was almost asleep when she felt them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Keeping Score by Tittamiire reviews
Sam is good at staying alive.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
Conversations by timepresent reviews
Five conversations between Jacob Carter and George Hammond between Jack and Sam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Walk in the Woods by WingedPegasus reviews
When Teyla is captured and made into a Runner, it's up to our boys to make sure she gets home safe. Team friendship, Shep/Teyla friendship, and whump for all!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Healing by YappiChick reviews
Jumper crash. Teyla Whump. Lorne/Teyla friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Teyla E. - Complete
Evolution by denise1 reviews
A series of stories that tells the Evolution of Sam and Jack from teammates to something more.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Three Months by talkofcake reviews
She wanted to walk right up to him and strike her superior officer for doing this to her, for torturing her for three months only to have given his heart to someone else. JS, tag to 100 Days.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Walking blind by a. loquita reviews
How long did Sam keep the details of her personal life a secret in the later SG-1 years and how did she finally let her new teammates know? Humor, S/J despite how it seems at the beginning
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Thousand Miles by SapereAude03 reviews
Set just after Atlantis S5 "Search and Rescue", Sam is eager to get back to Earth to see her friends, and more specifically, a certain general. But when trouble arises on the Daedalus, will Sam be able to make it back? Sam/Jack pairing, please R&R.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Dylan by csiAngel reviews
Sam/Jack. 18 years ago Carter was declared MIA. Now, a young man contacts Stargate Command claiming to be her son...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Lack Of Trust Exercise by anxiousgeek reviews
Friendship fic. Classic team. The boot's on the other shoe, as Sam has to take charge in a female-dominated society. Set around season Three/Four. For the sg1friendathon @
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
Girls' Day Out by macisgate reviews
Sam, Vala, and Carolyn on fathers, boyfriends, and ice cream. Enjoy! CHAPTER 4 NOW UP! Sam works up the courage to tell Jack about Atlantis. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Crossing the Line by kishdoo reviews
What happened between the village being saved and cam arriving with Maccaroons. In fill Line In the Sand
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
Ways to annoy SG1 by albert12 reviews
oneshot Ever wished you could annoy Stargate Command’s flagship team? This list will give you some ideas!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
How to evacuate the SGC in thirty seconds by albert12 reviews
Oneshot Jaffa warriors are not trained in cooking. So what happens when you ask one to cook a frozen cheese pizza? Post “The Enemy Within”.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Teal'c - Complete
No Air by Annerb reviews
Their miraculous save comes a few moments too late. 'Descent' AU. Sam/Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Forces of Nature by Cielito reviews
AU FIC: Walking swiftly among the thickness of the forest, John knew she was waiting for him. And nothing and no one would stop him from seeing her.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/6/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
First Meeting by YappiChick reviews
How Rodney met Teyla. Teyla/Rodney friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Lost: SG1 style! by Beka Alcott reviews
Jack and Sam get stranded, after a test flight with the X302 goes awry. They struggle with the planet's customs, and their own developing relationship. Unashamedly SJ, but not until later chapters. Good things come to those who wait! COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 46,411 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Enlist by YappiChick reviews
John asks Teyla to join SGA-1. Takes place after "Rising".
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Airports by Aveo amacus reviews
Observations at Dulles Airport
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Open Your Eyes by Eiri Wise reviews
Tag to Instinct. What if John and Ronon's roles had been reversed, and Teyla hadn't opened her eyes? Implied Sheyla. Super-angstfluff. R&R, please!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Elysium Xibalba by AWildeRomantic reviews
When Sam is diagnosed with cancer, Jack finds himself leading the team on an ancient and infamous quest to save her life, and he realizes that even if this quest takes him to the end of his life, at least it will mean she's at his side. JackSam
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,502 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
8 Minutes and 47 Seconds by Oma-1 reviews
Sam & Jack are stuck in the elevator at the SGC, waiting for Siler to rescue them. Tag for S3 Foothold. Also contains spoilers for S3 POV. Chapter 2 now up.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Time Well Spent by Sarah-elf princess reviews
5 years after the death of his father, John Sheppard returns to Earth to bury his brother, but a lot can change over 5 fives.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Girls and Jaffa Do Not Fight Fair by Kalquessa reviews
SG-1 return from a mission-gone-wrong and recount their misadventures for General Jack. Teal'c references Star Wars, Daniel has difficulty with some chainmail and Sam has all the fun, as usual. Season 8.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Fluctuation in the Event Horizon by Rachel500 reviews
Sam says goodbye to Jack and SG1 as she leaves for Atlantis.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Night Sky by mara-anni reviews
While on a mission Sam can't sleep, so a little star gazing is in order. Set early S3, then jumps 10 years into the future. SJ. For Brooke.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007
Changes by ScruffyLovin reviews
Sam returns after a long undercover mission with the Tok'ra and is shocked to discover what's happened to Jack in her absence. SamJack, with some DanielJanet as well.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,980 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness by janissima reviews
A sequel for To Save a Life. New adventures await Jack, Sam, Leorah and the rest of the team adventures of everyday life as well as the adventure of a lifetime! Epilogue added!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,930 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Beautiful by probysgirl reviews
Sam has some self confidence issues
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Winter Sports by Tittamiire reviews
SG1 head up to the mountains one snowy winter day. Short fic, any season, no spoilers, a little SamJack but no more than the show is.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Emancipation by sezzyb reviews
Sam's thoughts in Emancipation and after, cus it couldn't just end there...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Cause and Effect by YappiChick reviews
Teyla finds a drunk John walking down the corridors of Atlantis. ONESHOT. Total fluff. Shelya.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by jj1980 reviews
Fluffy SamJack story in which Kinsey, posthumously, becomes an unlikely matchmaker: General spoilers for S9, plus S7 Inauguration. Reviews are loved!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Fantastic by rubycaspar reviews
A short conversation between Team Sheppard over breakfast, in which John's superhero theory is explored in more detail. Team fic, very slight Sheyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - John S. - Complete
Mystery Man by dreamer one reviews
Carter, Keller and McKay stranded on a boring planet, awaiting rescue. What do they talk about? Spoilers for Trio, what I'd like to have happen. Unashamedly SamJack pairing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Misappropriation by MrsB108 reviews
When a manual of rules and regulations gets sent out in Atlantis, it sparks a rebellion that could have disastrous consequences.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Alienated by YappiChick reviews
Even Teyla has to be reassured sometimes...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Password's 'Fishing' by prometheus246 reviews
This is a little tag bit to 'Line In the Sand'. Sam obviously has letters to loved ones stored on her laptop in case of her untimely death. These are those...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Losing by YappiChick reviews
Ever wonder why Sheppard never seems to learn when it comes to stick fighting? Teyla does too. Slight Shelya
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
A Family Secret by Tribal Matriarch reviews
Why did his sister break up with his best friend?What did she do under the mountain? After Threads
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/5/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Dojo Trouble by YappiChick reviews
Teyla and John in trouble while visiting Earth.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Wrong Groom on The Cake by FeralShadowwolf reviews
[ONESHOT] Jack can't watch Sam get married to Pete, so he leaves before the ceremony. Imagine his surprise when a flustered Sam comes through his front door with her wedding gown still on. SamJack shipper, short 'n' sweet : Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Hazards of Drinking Olanian Firewhiskey by Madj reviews
The guys should really listen to Teyla more. Team fic with a bit of John & Teyla UST.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
A Gentle Rain by BettyHall223 reviews
Sam visits her Mother's grave. Short story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Parallel Lives by nogigglingmajor reviews
She came though, her clothes bloody and ripped, two young children clinging to her legs.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 76,718 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Power of Love by NotJana reviews
COMPLETE. Sam goes to Denver, apparently visiting friends she never told anyone about. Who are they and what role do they play in her life? How will her friends in Colorado Springs react? AU, Sam focused at first, SJ later on.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 155,506 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Crayons by greenconverses reviews
Sometimes John hates those Ancients so damn much.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Haven't We Met Somewhere Before? by BettyHall223 reviews
It's 1968 and teenage Jack is about to meet baby Samantha. Short story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me by CosmeticSquelch reviews
Very AU SamJack fic. Sam gets a taste of a very different life. An idea I had when watching Pirates of the Carribean 2, lol. M rating or a rating of 15years and over. May get smushy:OD
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Open Mouth Insert Foot by Willow Fireheart reviews
Tony just can't seem to keep his mouth shut, especially when it concerns attractive blonde women. NCISSG1 xover
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
File 30185 by Rose Stetson reviews
File 30185 does exist, and it is exactly what Sam and Daniel insinuated it meant...what Mitchell didn't know, however, was who his mother was...SamJack NOMINATED FOR 2007 STARGATE FAN AWARDS!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
One of Us by Rachel500 reviews
A mission goes badly wrong for Sam and Vala but is it the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - S. Carter, Vala - Complete
Sticks And Snails by Camerine reviews
You know that rhyme? Sticks And Snails And Puppy Dog Tails? Well, what happens when John, Teyla and Ronan are turned into children offworld and are thrust into Rodney's care? FINISHED: 5.16.06 — EDITED: 4.2.07
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,173 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Decommissioned by 7 League Boots reviews
Sam’s earthbound mission is top secret even from the Team. But it takes more to help her deal with the mission’s aftermath than she thought. Note: Story is complete chapters posted each week. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Cold by sezzyb reviews
they all noticed she was behaving differently can anyone find out why?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2007 - S. Carter, Gen. Hammond - Complete
Rest by Dreamweaver67 reviews
General Hammond realizes what makes SG1 different. Set anytime between seasons 3 and 7. No spoilers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Matter of a Moment by greenconverses reviews
What would Elizabeth would like for her birthday? It was a simple question. Unfortunately, Teyla didn't know the answer. Season one fic. JohnTeyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Poseidon by Cielito reviews
When the team encounters a new ship, they are surprised to find some very hidden dark secrets?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Teyla E., John S.
Red Hearts by Hannah554 reviews
A serial killer sets his sights on Sam. JackSam DanJan
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Signs You Watch Too Much Stargate by LB Gregory reviews
Exactly what the title says
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2007
Metamorphosis by Bekki reviews
We are all born warriors, wandering the Earth, searching for a war. Find out how a teenage Samantha Carter found her inner soldier
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - S. Carter
Stranded by Hannah554 reviews
SG1 and Janet are stranded offword on a less than friendly planet. JackSam DanJan.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Accidental Christmas by ScruffyLovin reviews
Half of SG1 are stuck in the infirmary on Christmas Eve. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Blue Velvet Angel by HDorothy reviews
Twenty five years ago a lonely Air Force pilot asked God for an angel and got one. Readers: This is a seriously revised version of, And So This Is Christmas.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Wings of the Apocalypse by sharim reviews
We have seven months until the planet is wiped out, Carter. And that's optimistic. SJ. AU.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Clueless Cameron Mitchell by Northwestern reviews
Spoilers for Uninvited. Cameron Mitchell learns something from the new sheriff... General O'Neill is married? Who knew? Who's the lucky girl? Daniel and Teal'c have fun with Mitchell as he learns what the rest of the SGC has known for ten years. SJ establ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] D. Jackson, C. Mitchell - Complete
Danny Day Care by Kate McCaye reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
That's Our Girl by blvdgirl reviews
The locals of M9X163 seem perfectly friendly, that is until SG1 is drugged and Carter is kidnapped The guys rally to go rescue their girl, and Carter rallies to rescue herself. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/21/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Why Me? by fyreangel5 reviews
AU. Veronica Mars is not your typical Neptune High Student. She’s a straight A student. That is, until Logan comes along. What happens to Veronica when he shakes things up? Thanks to my new Betas Mary0112 and MusikLuver.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,717 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Say Goodbye to Yesterday by SmilinStar reviews
‘His eyes now red with strained unshed tears, Daniel softened his voice, “She’s dead Jack. Sam’s dead.”’ After a tragic accident the entire SGC is left reeling . . . including Sam . . .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,267 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Distasteful by blvdgirl reviews
SG1 is out celebrating a successful mission. Jack finally learns why Carter didn't join them on the first Abydos mission.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Death Becomes Him by Mediancat reviews
An alternate universe tale, breaking off at the end of An Echolls Family Christmas. The starting point is: what if the security guard who tried to block Keith's entrance had been a little more on the ball?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 134,171 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Missing by EmmyH reviews
Samantha’s mother had always been very good at this moving thing. Sam's feelings about her mother's death.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - S. Carter, Jacob C. - Complete
A Lesson From SG1 Regarding Solicitors by BookWorm37 reviews
Sequel to 'Telemarketers' but that doesn't have to be read for this one to still make sense and be funny. SJ established. SG1 and doortodoor solicitors. MEANT ONLY IN JEST. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Miracle Baby by HarmonyAk reviews
Sheppard's team finds a bundle of joy. Teyla gets maternal. For that matter, so does Sheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Parent Trap SGC Style by Rose Stetson reviews
Sam comes through the Gate with a kid...and it causes everyone to rethink their relationships. SJ eventually it always seems to boil down to that, doesn't it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Turnabout by Jessa4865 reviews
Jack tries to help Carter with her selfdefense training and winds up learning something unexpected. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Snapshots by janissima reviews
Life is a series of moments, often recalled like the pictures in an album. Come see how Jack and Sam are adapting to family life with their children. Follows A Mother's Love series. The final chapter, up and ready.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 179,883 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Tropical Paradise Lost by LJEvans reviews
SG1 travels to a planet where the stargate is located on a beautiful tropical island. The seemingly docile natives have a gift for each member of SG1, but all may not be as it seems.Hints of SJ Complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Unsuspecting Universe by SelDear reviews
Two teammates alive, seven Jaffa dead. And one Captain Samantha Carter with a junked up weapon, and a glitter in her eye that boded badly for the universe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Survival by BookWorm37 reviews
Add angst to the genre. What if Hammond had let Jolinar go through the Stargate when she asked? SJ in later chapters. This will NEVER be SamMartouf! NEVER! COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,767 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Chocolate Brown by Camerine reviews
[Sheyla] When Teyla and John don't know what to name Little Baby Sheppard, will their friends jump in and help?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Maternal Instinct by tempecameron reviews
Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child? BB fluff, Parker cuteness, relationship drama, weird author's notes.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
A Lesson From SG1 Regarding Telemarketers by BookWorm37 reviews
BEYOND my normal boundary of funny! This goes straight into silly! Take the title for what it is that's what this story is about. And I'm sorry if you're a telemarketer andor take offense! Slight SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Translation Troubles by 001ElvenWarrior reviews
Captain Samantha Carter agrees to Daniel's request to translate a tablet the only problem is why is she the only one who can? Rated T for mild language and mild violence. Epilogue is Here...Complete! PS: For those of you who don't know, this was my first
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Just A Number by ReganX reviews
“SG1 has never been about a number on a patch.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Gen. Landry, S. Carter - Complete
Three Men And A Little Theoretical Astrophysicist by ReganX reviews
“How can somebody so small and so sweet possibly cause so much trouble?” Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
Asked, Ungranted by tielan reviews
It is not customary for an Athosian woman to spend all night in the bed of her lover.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Descension by Rose Stetson reviews
Sequel to Closure. Story can be read alone...Someone descends and helps unlock an Ancient secret about Grace.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Joined at the Head by Carhop reviews
SG1 participates in an alien ceremony and starts to hear each other's thoughts and feel their emotions.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Life He Left Behind by JenCamp reviews
After the events in 'Beneath the Surface' Jack can't deal with his feelings for Sam and leaves the SGC to help his exwife, unaware that Sam's life is about to change forever. JS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,748 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Speak of the Devil by BookWorm37 reviews
Come along with Sam and Jack to Jack's high school reunion. See, there's this guy named Mac and this one named Jack and this other one called Johnny boy who went there...not to mention Andrew.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Forgotten Past by Cpt. Ritter reviews
Teyla encounters a part of her past she wanted to forget.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Teyla E., John S.
Bright, Cherry Red by MadCapSciFiWriter reviews
No secrets can be kept in Atlantis, especially when a certain Col. is trying to propose marriage.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
First Impressions by Matt1969 reviews
He's not entirely convinced she should be part of this mission. Missing scene from Children of the Gods, part 1 JackSam, preship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Deep Water by Alli Snow reviews
When presented with the choice between the river below and a Wraith warrior, Teyla unhesitatingly chooses the river. Set Season Two. No spoilers.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping Atlantis Style by Tania-R reviews
Colonel John Sheppard hears Teyla cry in her sleep while he is on watch. So he does what he can to help his dear friend. Sheyla Friendship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Monday by Aynnilynn reviews
It was a regular Monday morning. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
You Have A What In Your Basement? by Rose Stetson reviews
What did Sam do with the stargate in her basement?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Almost Goodbye by Nytel reviews
This was written for a 5 min fic challenge. The prompt was I will stay...but only if you say the words.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Ticked Off by shiny silver grl reviews
Jack is just as ticked off as I am that Sam got bumped from command of SG1, but Sam calms him down. My rather shippy attempt to make this pill less bitter. Oneshot, could maybe even be considered drabble. COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Singularity by Thaumaturgy reviews
Has anyone else noticed how shippy Singularity is? Well, I present to you, scenes pondering how one of my fav characters must have felt during a few key scenes of this lovely episode.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Daring adventures of Maj Science and Col Memo by Moonrays and fridays reviews
Bregman's found a shipper angle to his documentary! I knew he wouldnt stop grilling Sam... the man's annoying, not blind! SJ humour
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Classified High by BookWorm37 reviews
There are so many stories about SG1 going to a planet and turning into tots. Here's one where they go to a planet and turn into teenagers a.k.a. the bringers of doom. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Closure by Rose Stetson reviews
What happens when the Ascended beings decide to interfere with Jack's past, and Sam gets caught in the middle of it? Chapter 1 rewritten.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
New Kid On The Block by ussshorty reviews
Jacks the new kid on the block. Daniel's obsessed with Janet, Teal'c loves Dinnerlady Doris and Jack happens to fall for the most popular girl in school. Strange thing - some sentances have been mangled. Dunno how. Apologies. Hope it still makes sence.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,308 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Tormented by IcedHeat reviews
Baal is tormenting Jack and Sam. This fic is being written on a chapter by chapter basis by IcedHeat and FoxyFeline
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/2/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Strange Mission by imjustaguy reviews
General Hammond and the SGC don't know how to react to SG1's strangest mission through the gate Humor.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Under Fire by Strix varia25 reviews
On one of their first adventures through the gate, Sam has to prove to herself and her team that she can operate competently when things get rough.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Beyond Grace by SG-Fan reviews
After Carter returns from the Prometheus she continues to see the little girl called Grace. Now Carter must try to figure out who this little girl is and why she continues to haunt her. SJ. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,527 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 11/19/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Overload by Quezacolt reviews
They said she would get over it. They lied.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
A Good Run by jmmy reviews
She is Samantha Carter. And it's been a good run.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Complete
Princess' Teyla? by yeknodelttil reviews
A Prince wants to marry Teyla much to SGA1's dismay. UPDATED added chapter 15! So that means its COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Waterfalls by yeknodelttil reviews
The last time I saw my father... SHEYLA
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2005 - John S., Teyla E.
Stormy Weather by yeknodelttil reviews
Its stormy outside SHEYLA
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Teyla E., John S.
Anger Management by EclecticTrekker reviews
Missing scene from “Suspicion”. After a confrontation with Sergeant Bates, Teyla escapes to where she feels most comfortable, but it turns out that she isn’t going to be alone for long. SheppardTeyla!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2005 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Out of the Ashes They Rise by BrenRenQoI reviews
Post Out of MindInto the Fire, Jack needs some help getting past the experience of being temporarily Goa’ulded and Sam rises to the occasion, redefining “Above and beyond the call of duty” once again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Masquerade by Jo. R reviews
A secret from Sam's past is revealed. Originally written in 2004.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Compromising Positions: Tied Up by Kate McCaye reviews
SG1 has been having a string of bad luck offworld, much to the delight of the SGC betting pools.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
Oh by Englemyer reviews
A secret had been kept for 4 years, the president has gained knowllege of it and is waiting for Sam to tell Jack.....SJ fluff I have decided to make this a chapter fic. Chapter 4's the last chapter! So it is Now COMPLETE! YAY
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Trouble flying by file109 reviews
Sam is pissed and Jack suddenly discovers their is a really good reason why. and thats just the start. (this summary sucks - Please read anyway) Fragile Balance spoilers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Lullaby, My Children, Lullaby by MagpieDreamer reviews
The night, the cave, the team, the lullaby, and Teyla, reflecting.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Teyla E., John S.
A Father's Determination by janissima reviews
Sequel to A Mother's Love: Jack and Sam are settling into life with their little boy, JJ. What happens when they are not the only ones who believe this child is something special? Epilogue now up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,381 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Blue JellO Metaphor by Slayne22 reviews
Sometimes she feels like she came from another planet. Sometimes she forgets that there are three men who love her despite her faults. Samlove.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2005 - S. Carter
A Matter of Trust by MandySg1 reviews
After Emancipation, how did Sam feel about her team. I'm resubmitting this story under a different rating. I want to thank those who reviewed it the first time. Please RR
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Eating Candles by Denaliyasha reviews
Sam's teaching high school students, Jack's along for the ride, and we ALL know what high school boys think about all the time...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Just Breathe by iamdragonrider reviews
A river separates the team from the DHD, and there is no choice except for one of them to cross. But the decision may end up costing one member of SG1 thier life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
A Hairy Situation by iamdragonrider reviews
What's with the hair? One episode, the hair is long, next thing, major hairstyle change, and no one ever says anything. Here's my take on why Sam's hair got short midseason four.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
It's a Christmas Thing! by Sam I Am the gate fan reviews
When Sam and Jack met at the Briefing Room before the Abydos mission, neither realised it was not the first time...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
I think she's my by Cha-Cha reviews
Here's an extra scenefew scenes i thought of for the episode 1969. One-shot A woman with a baby comes onto the van also heading for New York.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Weather Change by ALC Punk reviews
Miles of endless white sand, and she's supposed to be in Antarctica. Life sucks.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2005 - S. Carter, Teal'c
For Bitten or Worse by Jo. R reviews
She thought about saying 'bite me' but fortunately managed to hold the words back. Last thing she wanted was to cause a diplomatic incident by proposing marriage to the eligible bachelors in hearing distance.'
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Mother's Love by janissima reviews
A visitor comes through the Quantum Mirrow and begs Sam to keep something safe until she can return. Sam must enlist the aid of her teammates to fulfill the visitor's request. Epilogue now up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,214 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004
Fighting Dirty by KissHerJack reviews
Jack needs to know if his 2IC can fight dirty. Set Season 1 post- Emancipation. Romance is slight... only flirting really. :-)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Where the heart is by Scully2 reviews
After Jack's return from Edora, he's unable to face Sam. That is until fate pushes the two of them together, in the most unlikely of places. Last Chapter is up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Blame it on the Tinsel by Eve8 reviews
Rated for very mild language. Carter's expecting lots of family, and when they finally show up, Jack gets snowed in with them. Christmas, a crazy family, some strange traditions, and mistletoe feature prominently. SJ. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
No Regrets by Sg1Trooper reviews
Samantha Carter must reassure her husband to be that she does love him and wants to marry him.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2004 - S. Carter
Constellations by This Girl Maybe reviews
You don't want long conversations; you want normality, and essays and most of all, you want your mom. Sam Carter backstory.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004 - S. Carter
Back Porch by This Girl Maybe reviews
If he'd known it would be this easy, he would have retired years ago.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Nine Lives by iamdragonrider reviews
An alien device causes one member of SG1 to undergo a drastic transformation. Sorry, I just can't leave well enough alone... An encore of sorts!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 118,718 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Trading Blows by ALC Punk reviews
Captain Sam Carter and Teal'c do some training together. Season 1 or 2.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/11/2004
The Grandfather Paradox by AlhanaStarbreeze99 reviews
What happened if Samantha Carter had met her father back in August 1969?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004 - S. Carter, Jacob C. - Complete
Fancy Meeting You Here by Shroedinger reviews
Sam comes to terms with the deaths of the Trust's 'Endgame'
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
It's Great to Be Eight? by janissima reviews
A strange device causes some startling changes for one member of SG-1. Early season 7. Epilogue now up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,185 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004
Heroes of America, Saviours of the World by mishy-mo reviews
EARLY WORK The president organises a black and white ball to celebrate the recent victory over Anubis.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Sam I Am the gate fan reviews
When Sam and Jack have a shouting match, Sam leaves the SGC and then the country. Enter, Daniel…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Destiny From The Past by Sam I Am the gate fan reviews
An event in Sam’s past has changed Sam. Sam isn’t quite who she says she is... Another weird story! It’s so darn confusing! (I should know! I wrote it!) But it’s good all the same.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
New World by janissima reviews
A Sequel to Choices: The villagers from Kortaul have been moved to a new planet. SG-1 goes on a "Goodwill Mission" to check on them. Is all as it seems in this New World? Conclusion!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004
In The Shadows by jessmerrick reviews
Clone Jack runs in to Sam in town.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2004 - J. O'Neill
Choices by janissima reviews
Sam is forced to make a choice during a mission. Should she follow orders or try and rescue some captured children? Final chapter up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004
A Personal Favor by iamdragonrider reviews
Sam asks the guys for a favor. We’ve all been or will be in a similar situation of need. The men will cringe and sympathize, and the women will howl with laughter. Chapter 3 up. (COMPLETE)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Overtime by SG1-Fanfic reviews
[Complete] Carter puts in some overtime...so what’s new? Alien ‘tests’, a rescue mission, assaults on 3 Go’a’uld mother ships… and that’s just a part of the list. Angst, a little SJ UST (near the end). Warning: serious violence and whumpin
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,648 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Arm Wrestle by BugExterminator reviews
Added scene to Children of the Gods.....what if Sam and Jack had arm wrestled? please r&r thank you
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Dancing With An Angel by SG1-Fanfic reviews
A special evening. I hope shippers like this one.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Sunscreen by Aimee5 reviews
“I don’t want to burn, Sir.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Silent Screams by Jackie W reviews
SG1's luck finally runs out when Sam is captured by the Goa'uld - Completed
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,321 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Enough is Enough by A.M. Richardson reviews
Jack makes a decision
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
It's a woman thing, or Urgh! Men! FINISHED! by spacemonkeylover reviews
SG1 takes SG10 to a newly discovered planet, the men have a lot of fun-the women want to seek revenge! JackSam Daneilother eventually. FINISHED!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Never Be the Same Again by Vicki595 reviews
To some they were heroes to be worshipped. To others, they were just people doing their jobs. To some they were both. And to some, they were simply “mom” or “dad.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 5/21/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Forced to Choose by Jackie W reviews
Sam discovers why most advanced races don't like to play God. It's a tough job.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,675 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2004
Shadows and Whispers The Aftermath by Coz reviews
[Complete] How will Sam cope with what happened to her? You will need to have read Shadows and Whispers to understand this!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Complete
Breathe by magicsunbeam reviews
An ordinary mission goes badly wrong for Sam. Sam gets whumped; Jack gets bumped; Jack gets pissy; Jack gets angsty.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/18/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Hard Landing by Jackie W reviews
They didn't believe her, now Sam is paying the price
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Lemon Crush by Ruthie reviews
Sam gets her revenge on Dr McKay, with some help from Jack and the guy in the commissary.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Weak by Trouble321 reviews
SG-1 is captured, Sam's tortured, the guys don't notice?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Complete
Kareoke Night by Erica The Read reviews
Jack unwittingly goes to a kareoke bar and is surprised by the show. This is my first SG-1 fic, so please R&R.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
O'Neill and O'Neil by Blue Topaz reviews
Based on Jack's line in Season 2 'Secrets'. There is another Colonel O’Neil in the Air Force, with one ‘L’, and he had no sense of humor. Meet the man. And learn how evil Sam really is. Set after Season 5, ‘Fail Safe’, but only minor spoiler.*CO
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 12/29/2002 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Free At Last by JenB reviews
What if the guys didn't get to Sam in time in "Emancipation" and she was raped by Turghan?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Woman's Work by Admiral reviews
Stranded and alone, Samantha Carter must solve the mysteries of an alien civilization and defend herself against a relentless foe. Rating for graphic violence. R&R...if you dare!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Complete