Minna the mighty
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Joined 08-21-09, id: 2056976, Profile Updated: 12-13-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Push.

heyy minna here and i luve to write plz plz plz plz plz plz read my stories they r pretty good

five things about me hmmmm

1. i live off of books and music

2. i have 4 siblings (2bros and 2 siss all younger than me, I appreciate your sympathy :D )

3. i am a MUSLIM AND PROUD

4. I am a freshman at a college in Chicago

5. i can speak a little bit of Arabic just about enough to get my way :D

6. i feel like putting 6 :D

7. i can be very random at times

8. and yes i feel like posting 7 too :o)

9. my favorite books are the Harry Potter, the Host, The Hunger Games

10. I live in Chicago or around it at least :P

11. i like to write PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ READ MY FAN FICS

12. I LOVE PARAMORE AND I DONT CARE IF I HEARD ABOUT THEM FROM TWILIGHT THEY ARE A GREAT BAND AND IT IS GOOD THAT THEY GOT RECOGNIZED BY PUTTING THEIR MUSIC INTO THE MOVIE!!

here are some random things i thought to post on here Enjoy :)

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out anyway and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is 'quietly' going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying broomstick

So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Wand
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin
Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Saw
Assorted chains
Handcuffs
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
A Death Eater must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.) (Sometimes they are literal 'Death Eaters')
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem

(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!


Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." Anonymous

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend, inside of a dog it is too dark to read

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' in the sun,
Talkin' 'bout the things
They woulda coulda shoulda done...
But those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
All ran away and hid
From one little Did.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(seriously?! I would have never guessed.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I blame the parents for this one)

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

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(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying MAN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbbutt?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be heck to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

Random Funny Junk (well it's funny to me)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that freaking Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. (doesn't everyone?)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Evil laugh)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

''What is your occupation?
College Student.

''What color is your underwear?
um I won't dignify that with an answer because I don't think you need to know

''What are you listening to right now?

It's Time by Imagine Dragons

What was the last thing you ate?

buttered toast

''If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
um idk probably a bright color like lime green (i kno i m weird but i luv that color (I painted my room that color:D )) or a purpley-pinkish-red color like garnet (that's my birthstone :D)

''How is the weather right now?

cold, hot, or like my brother would call it "bi-polar". it's December in Chicago

''Favorite drink?

Coke or water

''Favorite sport to watch?

Fifa World Cup Soccer, Olympic Volleyball, Olympic figure skaters, and Olympic gymnastics, Olympic Swimming

''Have you ever dyed your hair?

yes if using Henna counts and i've tried those leave in hair sprays that are supposed to bleach your hair if you put it in and go out in the sun (note to self and others: don't buy that stuff it is such a rip off) and i gave myself some red highlights that looked kinda cool...

''Do you wear contacts or glasses?

Not anymore, my eyes healed themselves :D

''Pets?

a fat lazy cat named Precious and two annoyingly loud parakeets but we still love them

''What is your favorite T.V. show?

Nikita and Supernatural (On the CW), Lie to me (it used to be broadcasted on FOX but i think they canceled it) and sometimes NCIS. Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Merlin on the BBC.

''What was the last movie you watched?

In theaters: Catching Fire, at Home: Monsters University

''Favorite day of the year?

the times i get to sleepover at my friend's house and the time i spend at camp

''What do you do to vent anger?

ummm. I scream a lot and act like i m a stuck up three yr old, or i just start crying at nothing

''What was your favorite toy as a child?

my barbie dolls

''Fall or Spring?

spring

''Hugs or kisses?

hugs

''Cherry or Blueberry?
depends on my mood

''What is on the floor of your closet?
Hmmm,

the clothes i was to lazy to hang up and a bunch of random crap that has nowhere else to live

''Favorite smell?

baking cookies

''What inspires you?

books, music, kids running around my room ...things you would never believe

''What are you afraid of?

blood makes me feel like puking and i pass out (think of Bella from Twilight in the book) does that count?

''Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?

Cheese

''Favorite car?

I'm not really sure

''Favorite dog breed?

none... I'm not really a dog person

''Number of keys on your key ring?

.. my car key/ unlock button, the house key, a 'Wicked' key ring, and my library card

''Favorite day of the week?

Saturday-- the only day i get to sleep in :D:D:D

''How many states have you lived in not including the one you are living in right now?

one other, i lived in Wisconsin and now in Illinois

''How many cities have you lived in not including the one you are living in right now?
6 i think

Mine are in bold!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ARAB, so I must be a TERRORIST and HATE America
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a I'm hosmoexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be messed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist and hate the Infidels.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I dress MODESTLY, so I must not be confident

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

22 Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. Taxis stop for us.

7. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

8. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

9. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

10. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

11. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

12. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

13. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

14. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

15. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

16. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

17. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

18. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

19. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

20. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

21. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

22. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(ya know he has a point)
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-If you're profile is REALLY long.
-If your computer runs out of memory.
If you can't stop writing!
If your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Why Reviews are Essential to Authors - because reviews are our writing juice.

1) Reviews encourage authors to write more. Seriously, the simple words "I love your story, continue!" makes the author feel that their story means something to someone else and motivates the author to continue. The only reason I continued my stories and have the sudden spark to write more was because my friend inspired, well rather bothered me online to. She said she loved it and she'll love to read more, and kept going on... that just motivated me to finish it!

2) Constructive criticism is good. The author cannot pick up everything wrong with the story (if there is); we are only human. Good criticism is even better -- improving the author to be better.

If I go too far, which sometimes I do, let me know and I'll most likely fix it (I'm not fond of upsetting people), if asked nicely. If I go too far, and I don't change it, it doesn't mean I'm ignoring you. Not at all. Maybe I already have something written ahead (since most of my stories that I upload have more than several chapters already written) but for sure, I will absorb your criticism for the next project I'm writing.

3) It's a good way to network and make new friends. I have made many friends -- and between some of us our friendship has lasted years even when we never met each other -- when I read and reviewed FF here.

4) Hits don’t mean much. I could click on my own story a million times to get my hit count higher... or other people could just do that. Reviews mean so much more than hits, especially when there are inconsistent numbers between chapters.

5) Good reviews give authors warm, fuzzy feelings. Okay, if you love the author... give them some love man!

6) Some reviewers may inspire authors on a new direction. I have encountered times when I don't know where to go but reviewers have helped me.

7) Most importantly, authors get a chance to see who is actually reading the story. I may have already said this, but when there is a name to a review... we know a real person is actually reading the story. Again, hits don't mean that much.

8) It gives the author reason to write. It is my reason why I write. If no one is reading my story, what's the point of writing it? THAT and fandoms die. If you don't review, you'll kill the fandom further and then it won't motivate me to write.

9) Some author’s have interests lasting a day or so. At the top I said I write because it’s a way to escape. That is true. But at the same time, ideas and obsessions flit and flutter. I had a burning to write a certain story, but I got sick and after a few days, I no longer have the motivation to do it, and going to scrap the whole idea together.

I can’t force you to review. No one can. But at least I can say every story I read, I review. I know the value of encouragement, supporting words and the impact it has on a writer. (Written by the lovely Ash aka Goku's Daughter. Thanks!)

okay i decided that i would add some pictures to help illustrate the outfits and customs from 1918 in my story "Just a Dream"

here is the pic of what Edward and Bella would've worn in chapter 2

just imagine the dress in a dark blue and that you get the image in my head for what they were wearing

and here is Edward's car

and here is the painting they were first admiring when they arrived at the Art Institute (it's really there, i've seen it :D)

if i get anymore inspiration from pictures i will let you know :D

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Second Time Around by Neko-Tenchi reviews
Draco fell in love with Hermione, but it was already too late. When a contraption of Dumbledoor sets Draco back in time to hisfirst year of Hogwarts with no memeories of the future but all the feelings and love felt towards Hermione from his future self, how will he do things the second time around. Much better than the summery. A time travel story with a twist, Draco Edition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 304,396 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Shadows of Revenge by DisneyRBD reviews
It has been 4 years since Bella escaped from the dangerous people that took her away from her parents. But when she comes back to live in Forks, Edward and the Cullens will realize that Bella is no ordinary human teenager–she's a deadly assassin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 260,615 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward, OC
Time and Time Again by Dra323 reviews
A sigh of relief barely escaped her lips before rough hands grabbed her body and pushed her back against the tree. Katara screamed and attempted to claw at the body of the person holding her, only to have her hands captured. "Well, doesn't this seem familiar?" He hissed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,862 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Zuko, Katara
Must be Dreaming by Wild as the Wind Is reviews
Emmett and Jasper are hired help on Mr. Brandon's ranch. Alice and Rosalie are two country girls looking for a summer romance. With Bella visiting from Washington, will Edward find the girl he's been looking for? Human. Normal Pairs. A little OCC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,936 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Charlie S., Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Rain by shippershape reviews
Clarke is injured when there is an intruder in the camp. Bellamy helps her and they realize that in order to survive and keep everyone else safe they have to work together. This is the story of their uneasy alliance.
100 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
What's Wrong With A Little Chaos? by bellaroline reviews
Post 1x10. Finn and Clarke escape captivity with just enough time to warn Bellamy and the surviving 100 that time is of the essence: either they leave camp or they join the others in the grave. Little do they know that running solves one problem, but opens the door to more.
100 - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Clarke G., Octavia B., Bellamy B., Raven R.
Be Strong by luckintheair04 reviews
Sorry, I keep changing summaries :P This is a take on WHAT IF Draco told Dumbledore of his mission in HBP with the help of Hermione, who he never actually hated. Romance blossoms, Draco's dragged in to the Horcrux mission and Hermione and Draco starts questioning if they could really trust each other after all the things that happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,360 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Comedy Of Romeo And Juliet by Iamnotcomplete reviews
Rebelious trust fund baby Edward Masen and strong willed Bella Swan, two complete opposites, are thrown together during a theatre project and things become... complicated. "Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts" AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
winter by nightfall26 reviews
the coldness of the world is something that they discover they can brave together. azula & a mysterious army have returned from the grave, kidnapping the only person zuko cares about. can he manage to save both katara and his nation? z x k REVIEW! ch. 16 up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,159 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang
The Appearance of Hermione Granger by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
Sherlock Holmes is most intrigued when he observes three teenagers materialise in the middle of a central London road. He is even more interested when, eighteen months later, one of these strange individuals moves into 221C Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remove the Man From His Misery by ocard99 reviews
Picks up right where the book ends. Burns seems a little too interested in Wanda, who of course has no idea. How will Ian respond? What does Melanie have to say about all this? And what on earth is Burns hiding from the rest of the humans? Please R&R!
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,131 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Soul Mates by Comix and Co reviews
When Hermione Granger's spirit is seperated from her body, she is left hopless. Voldemort's forces are rising, Harry is in danger, and she needs to get back to help him, but nobody can see her. Nobody, that is, but the arrogant, prat-like pureblood Draco Malfoy, who in turn has his own sinister task that he must carry out... Sixth year, Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,520 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Charmed Life by Dozey212 reviews
When Bella apparates to the Cullen's they are thrust into a world of magic and secrets and love, but trouble strikes when the Volturi find out that Bella, once changed, is a powerful vampire-witch. Multiple POVs. Incharacter. Canon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,065 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010
The Auction by JK5959 reviews
Edward continues to torture himself by ignoring Bella after the Tyler incident, but his resolve to stay away from her is slowly fading. Will he finally get the push he needs to confess his true feelings when she enters herself in a charity auction? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,532 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lover of the Light by xXBeckyFoo reviews
She always knew who she was and never tried to be anything but, that was the beauty of her. But then two people show up at her doorstep and she finds that all that she was didn't really exist. Hermione Granger was a complete lie. With secrets of a daunting past revealed, she's thrown into a world that never wanted her. And even into the arms of a boy that always hated her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 184,495 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Getting To Know Draco Malfoy by luckintheair04 reviews
First he lets my head rest on his shoulder. Next he starts borrowing my books. Then he decides to go to Hogsmead with me. Then he blames me for what Ron did, but he also makes sure that I don't lose my prefect badge for attacking Ron. And next thing I know, he's hanging out with me; A Mudblood. I swear there's something wrong with Malfoy this year. (re-written a bit. Plot the same)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Invisible Lines by thornpixie21 reviews
Rose Weasley is attending Hogwarts in the shadow of her parents infamous history. But problems truly start to arise when she befriends a blonde haired boy, by the name of Scorpius Malfoy. Hogwarts, the year 2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Reincarnated by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ninety years ago, Bella Swan died, leaving the Cullen clan to flee from Forks. But what happens if they meet again but only the Cullens remember who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
12 21 12 by Dani Navy reviews
To him, she's just another reckless human when he finds her lying in the middle of nowhere, dead as dead can be. He doesn't realize he should know her, or that she's about to wake up in 3…2…1… BxE, vampires/humans/hybrids
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,044 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Whirlwind Romance by zhengjiamei reviews
Hermione senses that something is up with the newly-changed Draco Malfoy. Suddenly, he isn't the same arrogant, haughty boy she once knew. Has he really changed - or does he have something up his sleeve? Magic can heal everything - except a broken heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,340 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tongue Tied by Ellen92 reviews
Don't let anyone in. Be invisible. Avoid everyone. That's my motto and I've been able to live by that, until now, until she came along. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 78,319 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Afterall by TwilightsMyPassion reviews
After his mom passes away, Edward is left to take care of his little sister Alice. They both are broken. They want to be happy. Alice loves her new teacher Miss Bella and thinks she's perfect for Edward. What she doesn't know is that love can be harder than it looks. Will Edward and Bella pull through?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 154,372 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insomnia by withoutmarbles reviews
Updated only for old readers. What if it had been Alice and Jasper instead of Edward and Bella? Alice Brandon isn't proud of what she's done to herself. It's all she can do to hope her visions will lead to something better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,445 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Alice, Jasper
PS I Love You by SINGACTWRITE123 reviews
Bella and Edward were always inseperable, the best of friends. But when Bella loses Edward in a car accident her world is broken and she is left confused. That all changes when she receieves a note from... Edward? But how is that possible?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,587 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Butterflies and Hurricanes by SeasonsInReverse reviews
FS inside. Bella Swan and Alice Brandon are not what people consider 'normal'. Living in constant fear of being discovered and only having eachother to trust of course having a pale, inhumanly beautiful family move to town would set anyone on edge.E/B A/J ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Alice
Backwards With Time by bambi-doe reviews
As Alice is still struggling to tame her bloodlust, she begins to see visions of Jasper for the first time. Resolved, she decides to search for him in hopes that he will agree to accompany her to the Cullen clan in Forks, WA. About 50 yrs pre-Twilight; the meeting of Alice and Jasper as they journey to the Cullens, and their consequent love story that unfolds. POV-Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,736 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Blue Moon by yallgurl99 reviews
College student, Edward, finds love in the most unexpected of places. Bella is a skilled bar tender working her way through college. But Edward isn't the only one that's noticed the beautiful girl. Will Edward be able to protect her when the time comes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,126 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going for the Gold by sweetseptemberswimmer reviews
AH A/U. Edward Cullen is a blind swimmer, just months away from the Paralympic trials. But after one disastrous swim meet, Bella offers to help Edward out. But Edward finds himself falling for Bella as an old family friend plots to keep him from swimming.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,837 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi The Fourth Ruler by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Bella is the fourth ruler of the vampire world - Full summery inside... OOC Ra:T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 77,026 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Ancient and Divine by birobird93 reviews
Bella goes to find Edward in South America. She ventures out into the thick jungle maze--will she find him? What shocks will she find on the way? Another ancient race is awakened. Danger is high and low--will she find safety, and Edward, in time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,550 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good At It by Svaler reviews
When teenager Bella gets sicker and sicker because of an ED, which people mock her with, she gets desparate. She barely eats. She sports frantically. She takes pills, but how long will it take for her body to give up on her? AU. *Banner on profile page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,671 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rather Than Never by MusicAddict5 reviews
Bella has many rules to protect herself because of her past, the main one? Don't let any more people get closer to you than there has to be. But when Bella moves to a CIA training camp, will the people there try to break her rules? Will she let them? A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Daughter of Apollo by babedarlingpotter reviews
Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. Follow Bella in her journey as a half-blood, meeting her true love and fighting against a prophecy that tells her of her demise. BellaxEdward.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,344 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Apollo
To Find a Twin by emmettsmybigteddybear reviews
After their sixteenth birthday, Alice and Bella, twins with unusual powers, get thrown into different asylums, and are changed by deranged vampires. They embark on different journeys to each other, not knowing if the other is alive, and to love. BXE AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Different by Dancin'WithTearsInMyEyes reviews
I yelped as more pain shot up from my leg. "Sorry Bella," He murmered sadistically,"I'm only doing this as a favor." And at that moment, right as he went in for the kill, I knew exactlly who he was talking about. Bella hybrid story, full sumary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,974 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Tortured Soul by JK5959 reviews
Edward Masen is secluded to his family home for the rest of his existence, never able to leave the manor's grounds. Will a tortured soul find his heart's desire? E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,792 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
CODENAME: SWAN by shadesl reviews
Accidentally bumping into someone shouldn't be that bad. But in Bella's case, it almost cost her life that CIA needed to send her to a witness protection program. The only good thing that came out of this? CIA got Agent Cullen assigned for the mission.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shes a Dreamer by Captain Libeka reviews
Bella is a dreamer. She dreams, sees and hears more than the average human. Particularly when it comes to a certain bronze haired boy. She is determined to find out his secrets. But Bella has a secret herself, Bella can read Edward's mind. ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,963 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taming the Swan by Mela-Schme reviews
Bella Swan is your typical rebellious teen, complete with an attitude and cold personality. But what happens when she is forced to spend the summer at her grandparents' house? Will the other kids in the cul-de-sac warm up her cold shoulder? AH, AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Scars by Aislinn Night reviews
AH OOC: Bella's mom died and she moves with Charlie. She has scars scattered on her face. Who's looking into her window? What happens the first day of school? Flames welcome. Review if you like, review if you don't. Rated M: Adult Situations and Swearing. UNDER REVISION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Metro Mornings by ebc2010 reviews
Bella, deputy communications director for Sen. Carlisle Cullen, is asked to investigate a fellow politician and is protected by the senator's son, FBI Special Agent Edward Cullen. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Fox by SACM4 reviews
Bella is a teenage con artist looking for a place to settle down.Forks shouldn't have been it. Bella and some other characters are OOC. Cullens are vampires, Bella is human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,004 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl Next Door by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Marie McCarty by k8tlynnlee reviews
Carisle Cullen is doctoring Renee Swam,a widow, who is dieing from cancer. Renee's dieing wish is for Carisle to take her baby, Bella, home with him. Will Carisle honor this wish? What will the others think? What does Bella think of the family? REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009
The Island by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Bella falls off a boat and ends up on a mystery island. Vampire Edward Cullen is the only resident. He takes care of her, but afterwards won't speak a word and won't spend time with her. He say's theres no way of the island... But what's his real excuse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,537 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blurring The Lines by spaztronaut reviews
Ian's POV of The Host. We all know how much Ian loves Wanda, but he didn't always. How did he go from trying to kill her to being in love with her? What was going on in Ian's mind during everything?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,411 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
A Bloody Romance by WOLFboyLUVER reviews
Edward is a feared Mobster. Bella is a struggling and poor new kid from Pheonix whos father gambels and drinks and mother died. What happens when Edwards sees the poor yet beautiful bella? What happens when Bella falls for a killer? ALL HUMAN! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,994 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4572 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mission by spectacular128 reviews
Edward Cullen and his two brothers are spies for the FBI. They're ordered to kill the French president but what happens when they fall in love with his American daughter and her two adopted sisters?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love and Other Lies by BookWorm4Life17 reviews
Bella,a cynical writer,is attempting to pen a novel on what "really" happens when people fall in love. Edward,her best friend's British cousin and romantic,is amused at her negative view of love.He befriends the young writer in attempt to change her mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,332 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Your Eyes Can Do by SoUnseelie reviews
Edward and Bella are just friends, much to bella's dismay. Can Alice overcome some pretty big obstacles and show edward who he really loves? or will something go terribly wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Goodbye, Apathy by CountingOnForever23 reviews
Edward Cullen's dull existence was destroyed after joining Volturi in the 1950's. Bella Swan, a vampire hybrid, has been in hiding from the Volturi since birth. 50 years later they both find their terrible pasts coming back to haunt them. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,275 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Time is Running Out by MaryxWeather reviews
When 18 year old Bella finds out she has cancer she decides to move back in with her father for what her doctors say is her last year. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen? AU. OOC. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,877 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Angel of Irony by lovelyimperfections reviews
She's the most beautiful woman in the world. But not even Edward Cullen can save her from the torments of her ugly past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,687 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5684 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Listen by Viper003 reviews
Bella McCarty, best-selling author, is no longer able to speak, but her characters are known with their eloquent way of expressing emotions. Dr. Edward Cullen doesn't stop work for anybody, including himself. Will Bella ever make him stop and listen? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,410 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15829 - Favs: 7,025 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blinded Hearts by pottrprincess reviews
Bella & Edward have been friends and outcasts since they were born.But its not easy being bffs with the disabled kid. Can they finally move on from 'just friends' zone? EXB The Cullens are vampires and Bella and Edward are human for now RnR! CHAPTER 7 UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
When People Change by pen2paper93 reviews
Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Sisterly Bonds by quail58 reviews
Bella and her twin sister, Alice, move to Forks when their mother remarries. Alice falls for Jasper not realizing he is a vampire, and she unknowingly drags Bella into the Cullen's secret life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,096 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Servin' Up Love by writing-rabbit reviews
Bella is a Waitress at Forks Diner. Her frequent customer is not her favorite.Two Words:Edward Cullen. Not only is he known for his rep. at School but he tends to bother Bella. What happens when he shares a secret with her about a girl he loves that's her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,321 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parent Trap by kill me tomorrow reviews
Bella and Edward got divorced 15 years ago. Bella moved to England with her son and Edward stayed in Forks with his daughter. Little did they know, their son and daughter met during camp and are planning to get them back together. Usual pairings&All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight University by bluefire022 reviews
Seventeen-year-old Isabella makes one of the hardest decisions of her life; she decides to leave everything behind to attend a famous University in New York. What happens when she meets a certain bronze haired boy named Edward Cullen? AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,695 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Mission Of Love by loyal-girl4 reviews
Bella is in the FBI,Sent on a mission that could impact the wrld.BxE.PLZ BTTR THN SOUNDS!Basically Twilight but w/ a HUGE twist and more adventure. Edward doesn't know her secret until aftr BD.Possibly some time skips to not have to re-write Twilight.HAHA
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Perfect Bond by LiveInLove-ForgetRegret reviews
Growing up in two different worlds, Isabella and Edward never spoke to eachother. Senior year comes and they are forced together. What will happen when two worlds collide? T for language, AH & OOC. Inspired by Perfect Chemistry by Simone Elkeles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daughter of the Ocean by Jasper winked reviews
What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella
My Happily Ever After by JK5959 reviews
Bella's already fragile marriage completely shattered the day Jasper left her for another woman. Putting it behind her, she finally finds true love, falling hard and fast for Edward. Will their love survive once things take a turn no one expected? B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,180 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'd Lie by RosesRCold reviews
Bella is going to collage with her brother Emmett in Chicago.There she meets Alice,Jasper,and Edward.She is there for singing.Canon pairings.All human R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'd Lie by lizzieloo reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends for years. But when they finally realize their feelings for each other have started to change, obstacles land in their path of being together. Will they find their way back together, or continue to be kept apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,922 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wind Whispers: Virginia's Tale by J. Anne Brown reviews
This is the story of Virginia Whitlock, Jasper Whitlock's younger, human sister. She was introduced in Chapter 3 of my other story, The Long Road Home. Virginia, or Ginny as she prefers, is special too....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,058 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jasper
A Kiss with a Side of Fries by luv2read134 reviews
Bella works at McDonald's. Take her job and throw in a gorgeous green-eyed customer, spilled fries, a fat lady, and a kiss, and you get the beginning of a hot romance. AH. B/E. Now Extended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jump in the Twilight by True Blue 62 reviews
Jumper/Twilight Crossover Bella is a jumper and when her mother dies, she goes and lives with Charlie. What happens when this junior jumper begins dating a vampire? Read and Review! Does not belong to me. Disclaimer
Crossover - Twilight & Jumper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
Immelman Turn by YouShotAcrossMySky reviews
What if their roles were reversed. Will Edward trust Bella with his life? Will Bella be strong enough to trust herself? If they had eachother's pasts could they still have a future together? If their story began diferently would it still end happily?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tuned and Confidential by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH. Edward is a well-known musician with a dark secret. Bella is a college student/waitress. After several awkward encounters, love becomes an unexpected visitor. Together, they uncover the mysteries of the past. But what stands in their way? Summary CH1.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,077 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Summer to Remember by Evil.pixie.at.heart reviews
Bella was a dork in the fourth grade. Edward always picked on her. Now she and his sister are BFFL. What happens when he comes home to find a beautiful woman sleeping in his bed? How will he react when he finds out it's Bella? All Human. Co-written. D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Family Secret by Sapphire1 reviews
17 years ago the Cullens took in a human baby. Now Edward is a normal teenager with a not so normal family. Without any special powers, will the girl he loves still be interested in him? And will he be able to hide his family's secret? AU - human Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,087 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
It's a Magical Life by Fated Faerie reviews
Bella was planning to tell Edward the truth, but he left her. What was her secret? She’s a Witch. Heartbroken, she decides to go back to England to continue on her education at Hogwarts. But soon the Cullens come back into her life. Summary Inside. BxE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella
The Gloaming by nikkipattinson reviews
When Bella Cullen and her family arrive in Forks, WA, they turn Edward Masen's boring life upside down. Will discovering their secret end his life or is it his key to eternal happiness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,686 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Manor by Ev'ryBody'sGotALaughin'Place reviews
Bella, her younger brother Jacob, and her dad move into an old house in Forks, Washington. It’s a beautiful house, but it’s also old. And scary. And... haunted? COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,983 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meet the Freak by Die2Live-Live2Die reviews
bella is the average new student, strange. edward is the average popular, hot and cool. he's automatical drawn to her but will there love stay a secret. Rated m for language and lemons in later chappies. BxE. ooc, AH, normal pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Remember me, love? by CreepingDinosaur reviews
Edward found Bella in a car crash when she was 3. They grew a friendship within one week, then Bella goes home to Charlie. Edward and his family are leaving, but he makes one promise. "This will not be the last time you see me. I swear we will meet again"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nothing is Inevitable by mybirdhouse reviews
Edward Masen, a special agent working with the CIA, works alone. Bella Swan, an agent working in Italy, is reassigned to Washington DC to be Edward’s new partner. Are there things that are meant to be or is nothing inevitable?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
From Ugly duckling to Beautiful Swan by iambesoletmebeme reviews
The Cullens and Hales always picked on Bella. especially Edward. Rosalie's the oly nice one. nobody like her because the Cullens and Hales dont she lost Renee died in a crash when bella was 12. Bella decides she's had enough so she changes. AH. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Things Are Best Left In Cyberspace by IrishGirl91 reviews
As part on an English assignment Bella has to talk to a classmate over the internet to become more open minded. What happens when she starts to fall for him? And what happens when she finds out that it's her ex-best friend that's now the school jerk?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,812 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What are players for? by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Edward is the schools biggest player and Bella is the misunderstood teenager but what happens when Alice gives Bella a makeover and Edward wants Bella? Drama there will be :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,212 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Remember Me by writing-rabbit reviews
Bella is Living the Same day over and over. She remembers Everything but Not even the beautiful Boy she bumps into Remembers her...or Does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Persephone's Sister by AndraLee reviews
When Edward saw Tyler Crowley's van careening across the school parking lot toward Bella, he launched an impromptu rescue that left her seriously injured.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
It Ended in Silence It Started with Screaming by Clearly Alice reviews
Edward leaves and 10 years later runs into Bella - he got what he wanted, she doesn't remember him - but she's changed - she's not the Bella he left. Can they rekindle their broken hearts? Will Bella ever remember? All Characters you love! READ IT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,088 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella
A New Perspective by Ms. Topaz reviews
Bella is deaf. BPOV. How can it be that Bella cannot hear Edward's velvety voice? Intrigue! I was born deaf...this is my normal. How would you respond if I asked you what it was like to feel or taste?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008
Enough by Caitlin Alice reviews
Bella moves in with Charlie after her mother and Phil are killed in a car accident But old habbits die hard with Charlie. Will her new bio partner edward be able to find out her secret and save her. BPOV and EPOV all human. Rubbish @ sums. take a chance?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Abduction by O Rose reviews
Bella is an average high school girl. Edward is a young billionaire. Bella just happens to be the object of his desire; how will he capture her heart and prove his love? Reviews still appreciated. Editing completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
another cindrella stroy by Mia.Cullen217 reviews
Bella lives with her step mother and sisters but she has great friends and the perfet boyfriend what happens when superstar Edward Cullen comes to high school?The Halloween dance is coming up but what happens when an accident changes everything? BxE BxOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Father's Intervention by Lola Schatzi reviews
Fed up, a father of three unwed sons sets out to find their perfect mates. He's got grandbabies on the brain, and will stop at nothing to see his three sons down the aisle. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
No Map Without Water by AkaVertigo reviews
Two people strive to each find their own way, divided and connected by the same purpose: following the Avatar. Sequel to Tempest in a Teacup. AU Zutara...isn’t it?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 940 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Katara, Zuko
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Torture reviews
The end of New Moon from Edward's POV On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pushing the Limits reviews
Bella is on the run from Division. She is a Pusher. What happens when she moves to Forks? Will she find a family who loves her? What will happen when she meets a certain bronze haired vampire? full summary inside ExB On Hiatus
Crossover - Twilight & Push - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009
The Hidden World reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and she goes back to London to live with her wizarding family. will fate bring these two back together? will Harry and his friends find someone else that needs their help? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? R&R EXB T cuz im paranoid On Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,390 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella
Just a Dream reviews
Edward & Bella live in 1918 Edward doesn't get the flu and leaves to go fight in WWI leaving Bella in Chicago. While there he is changed by a vampire. Bella falls victim to the Spanish Influenza and is changed by Carlisle. What could possibly happen to bring them back together? R&R inspired by the song 'Just a Dream' by Carrie Underwood On Permanent Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Secrets of the Night reviews
What would happen if Carlisle came back in New Moon instead of Alice? ExB On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009