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Joined 08-21-09, id: 2057003, Profile Updated: 10-08-09
Author has written 4 stories for Adventure Quest, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Twilight.

Hey there! thanks for reading my fanfics. i am currently working on fanfics for Naruto, and now at work on a Harry Potter one. i just finished the I'm turning The Tale of Airemeth into a saga so please read it and enjoy it

Favorite Bands/Singers are: Fergie, Ne-yo, ATC, 3 Doors Down, J-lo, Jay Sean, Creed, Selena, Britany Spears, Trans Siberian Orchastra, Destiney's Child, Avril Lavinge, Fall out Boy, Creed, 3OH3, Eurythmics (a 70's band), Ricky Martin, Kellie Pickler, Shakira, Beyonce, Blackeyed Peas, All-American Rejects, Alien Ant Farm, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift (Supreme Godess of Hotness), Carrie Underwood, (Another Mega hottie ;D), Coldplay, Ciara, Toby Kieth, Kieth Urban, P!nk, Miley Cyrus (not Hannah Montana (no they are not the same thing one's country and the other is hip-hop)), Styx (another great 70's Band), Maroon 5, Cora (From the movie Music and Lyrics), Cobra Starship, Sean Kingston, Pitbull, Adam Lambert (The True American Idol), The Ting-Tings, The Veronica's, Flo Rida, Mr. C, Daughtry, Evenesence, Ozzy Ozbourne, My Chemical Romance, Joan Jet and the Black Hearts, The Pussycat Dolls, Metro Station, and the King of Pop Micheal Jackson (All hail and Long live the King)

Ways i know I am insane.

1. Hate the cold but want to live in Alaska

2. Can't sleep unless i have my dog or a stuffed animal on the bed.

3. See 20 ways list below

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

Idiotic people actually believe these

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMINIST, so I must be a lesbian

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I’m not HANGINGON YOUR EVERY WORD, so I must be selfish

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I’m SOUTHERN, so I must either live on the beach or a farm.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a PROSTITUTE, so I MUST like having sex.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I must hate all meat-eaters

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic

I READ, so I must not have a life

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I’m WHITE, so I must be racist

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I’m NOT RICH, so I must want charity.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I’m a GUY, so I must like football

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I DON’T LIKE SNAKES, so I must be afraid of them

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control


I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I’m a YOUNGER SIBLING, so I look up to my brother

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled and selfish

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST hate men

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life


I LIKE METAL MUSIC, so I must be emo, goth, and suicidal.

I am SHORT, so I MUST be young

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I WEAR REVEALING CLOTHING, so I MUST be asking for sex

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I’m TALL, so I must lord it over everyone.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too


I got this from Ayriannah. Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. The ones that are underlined are the ones I wrote (not the ones I am, lol).

Difference between a true friend and a fake one:

A Friend will: Laugh at your jokes when they aren't funny.

A Best Friend will: Say “What the heck are you talking about?”

A Friend will: Say mean things about you and agree with someone who disses you.

A Best friend will: Slap the person who dissed you and diss them back.

A friend will: Copy your class work

A Best friend will: Do her/his own work even if it means getting straight F's.

A friend will: Bail you out of jail.

A Best friend will: Be right next to you saying "Man we screwed up big time didn't we?"

A friend will: write a few sentences about you

A Best friend will: Write a whole trilogy about you as if it were you writing it

A friend will: Call your parents and grandparents Mr. and Mrs.

A Best friend will: Call them by their first names or mom and dad and Grams and Gramps.

A friend will: not bother to call you and wait for you to call her

A Best friend will: Call you as soon as she's out of the door

A friend will: stick up for her crush or her idol against you

A Best friend will: Tell her crush or her idol to frack off if they diss you and then tell you it was no biggie

A friend will: ask why you're crying

A Best friend will: Burst into tears with you

A friend will: Say it was ok if a guy/girl turned you down

A Best friend will: Walk over to the guy/girl and say “It’s because you’re gay isn’t it?”

A friend will: Wait to eat at his/her place to eat

A Best friend will: Eat anything in your fridge like he/she owned the place and say, “What’s for dinner family?”

A friend will: Believe when you lie

A Best friend will: Will not believe at all even though you might amazing at lying and say, “You’re an idiot if you think you can lie to me.”

A friend will: Only sleep over when there’re other people sleeping over also or once or twice.

A BEST friend will: Stay at your house every night without even asking.

A friend will: Hug you when you break up with your boyfriend

A BEST friend will: Karate kick him where it hurts and say, “You’re loss bub.”

A friend will: Not talk to you in a long period of time

A BEST friend will: Talk to you every single day and every single minute. 24/7. No Joke.

A friend will: Help you up if you slip and fell

A BEST friend will: Laugh her but off for 10 minutes, start to leave, and THEN help you up only ‘cause you keep on annoying her.

A friend will: Tell you not to disobey the rules or go against something.

A BEST friend will: Join in with you ‘cause she thinks it’s fun.

A friend will: Just talk about the obvious stuff.

A BEST friend will: Talk about anything random

A friend will: Just tell you if she’s sad

A BEST friend will: Let out all the inside feelings out in a 2 hour long sonnet.

A friend will: Just be with you if she can or only once in a while

A BEST friend will: Always be there for you no matter how big or how little, or happy or sad, or serious or just plain dumb.

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Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
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The Baby Project by FanficFemale reviews
For a month students will be paired off with taking care of an actually living and breathing baby. This project will teach them about love, responsibility, caring, and danger? Something is wrong with these babies.Why are the students starting to act as if babies are really theirs? Fianceshipping. HIATUS! Until new ideas hit me.
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Voldemort's Heir by sunshinelexi reviews
20 years after Voldemort's demise, a prophecy predicting that his Heir will rise and carry on his mission is about to come to pass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Voldemort, Alecto C. - Complete
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Justin's First Year reviews
This is the Inbetween story of Juliet's Fateful Decision and Life After the Bite. Justin Spends a year in Romania to learn what it means to be a vampire and runs into the Cullens while he is there
Crossover - Twilight & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Carlisle, Justin R.
Life After the Bite reviews
This is basically the sequell and Finale to Juliet's Fateful Decision
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Juliet vH., Justin R. - Complete
The Tale of Airemeth
One day a young boy's village is attacked by monsters. Having defeated the monsters with a new and uncontrollable power he enlists at the Guardian School to train. Join Airemeth as he make friends and Enemies on his way to graduation and after Review ples
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 16,799 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Juliet's Fatefull Decision reviews
After a horrible flying carpet crash Juliet must face the dicision to save Justin's life by turning him into a vampire. Please Review
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Juliet vH., Justin R. - Complete
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