I thank you all who decided to visit my profile
Name: Kyra (pronounce it anyway you want but at least half of you will say it wrong)
Age:I'm old enough to know that you shouldn't need to know, old enough to lie about my age in a convincing way, old enough to write, old enough to read, old enough to get into PG-13 movies without an adult, old enough to act mature, young enough to act immature, old enough to know that I need to do good in school, young enough to slack off, old enough to understand some of the world, young enough to think the rest is an insane mess, old enough to have my own opinions, and old enough to still not tell you.
the g-14 part of my pen name is probably not what you think it means (as in the g doesn't stand for girl and the 14 doesn't stand for my age)
I have been on this website for a while, however I have yet to actually write a story.
I have at least heard of one thing in every archive and you will probably find a bunch of words known as my opinions. If you don't know what I'm talking about then just move along and don't look back. However if you are like me who actually enjoys hearing peoples opinions and then proceeds to yell at the offending person about why their opinions are stupid then by all means - go ahead and read.
Now I'm gonna say this once and only once; My laptop is broken!!! If you see randomly capitalized letters, that means I missed fixing them. All other problems you won't notice since they just serve to make things more difficult for me because they don't work. :P I should really get this fixed huh?
Anyways... ON WITH THE SHOW! :)
Things I found on other people's profiles
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
warning if you scare easily do not read the following
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
Mental Health Hot-line
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
english is a crazy language
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England, and French fries aren't French.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, two geese; so, one moose, two meese? One index, two indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now by seeing people from the future?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it that when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
AN: Is it just me or is 'Sailor Moon' and 'Mew Mew Power'/'Tokyo Mew Mew' extremely similar, like, might-as-well-be-the-same similar?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!).
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?').
You actually have a t-shirt that says: "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!"
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?').
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!).
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
Your computer runs out of memory.
You can't stop writing!
Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.
And FINALLY, the best way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D
AN: Is it just me or does Pokemon have way - waaaaaaaaaaaaaay - too much filler?
Read this if you are anti- or pro- abortion, please.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you cried post this in your profile.
Try Not To Cry
Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool.
And when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told. I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because Johnny got the gun from his big brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much. And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now. And tell my dear sweet grandmother I'll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends that they always were the best. Mommy, I'm not the first. I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers that I won't show up for class. And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair! I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try. I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest. But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could.
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college. I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married. I wanted to have a kid. I wanted to be an actress. I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now. The time is getting late. Mommy, tell my Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have. I know you know its true. And Mommy, all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
AN: A good 75% of people hate Justin Bieber primarily because he is the stereotypical teenage heart throb.
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be... how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (one would hope!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious. I mean, I've heard of disposing of a body by sticking it in a mulcher, but I've not heard of using a food processor. I didn't think it was big enough...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
AN: The movie 'Spirited Away' kinda creeps me out, although I really like it - very creative :)
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC: "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY: "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION: "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER: "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me aboutBEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP: "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS: "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS: "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM: "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill many people.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause there's nothing you can do about it!
When I die, I'm going to haunt the crap out of you people!
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... (which is the wrong way, only faster.)
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.
You're just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us!
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company." - Mark Twain
"'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read." - Mark Twain
"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Reality is merely an illusion; albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein
"Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous." - Albert Einstein
"Some humans would do anything just to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." -Terry Pratchett
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant
"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only person whose answers I accept." - George Carlin
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Douglas Adams
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has generally been regarded as a bad idea." - Douglas Adams
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely fool-proof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
"To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." - Douglas Adams
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allan Poe
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemingway
"We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be." - C.S. Lewis
"Friendship is born at that comment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'" - C.S. Lewis
"The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a lovely panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us." - Rick Riordan
"Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
Rachel: Okay. (stands up, yells) Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god! (sees that no one is paying any attention, sits back down) They don't seem to care." - Rick Riordan
"I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here." - Arthur C. Clarke
"I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." - Charles M. Schulz
"I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal." - Eoin Colfer
"I'm right with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a land mine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room." - Eoin Colfer
"I've not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." - Dr. Seuss
"A person's a person, no matter how small." - Dr. Seuss
"It's a pen." - The Lighting Thief (the movie)
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense." - Anonymous
"You are the dumbest smart person I've ever met," Will Smith (I, Robot)
"Everything here is eatable. I am eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies." - Willy Wonka
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. - Anonymous
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room to find what some would call a "floor". Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not come back alive. - Moi.
The extinction of the dinosaurs wasn't accidental. Barney came and they all committed suicide. - Anonymous
At my lemonade stand, I used to give away the first glass. The second glass cost $5. It contained the antidote. - Anonymous
Cluelessness. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. - De-motivating poster
Mistakes. It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. - De-motivating poster
Consistency. It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup. - De-motivating poster
Wishes. When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true, unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wished for, unless it's death by meteorite. - De-motivating poster
Give up. At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser. - De-motivating poster
Sanity. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine. - De-motivating poster
Perseverance- The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back. - De-motivating poster
Live long and prosper.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
AN: Anyone think it's a bit odd that Yugi from 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' is hotter when he's playing a children's card game than when he isn't?
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason copy and paste this into your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and pate this into your profile
AN: The Frontier Symbols in Pokemon Battle Frontier are just glorified bottle caps. (Quick! Somebody go get James!!!)
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? (Solution: Look in the last place you'd expect to find it)
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thou- OH! A SQUIRREL!
AN: I just read an article in the Yahoo news thingy-majic and I found out that POPCORN is actually GOOD for you! I say this because when i was a wee little elementary schooler my mom always had a bowl of popcorn waiting for us at home. That's like, 6 years, including summer breaks!!! Wonder if she did that on purpose ...
A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) it's so sweet!
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true..
What I Want In A Guy (I don’t actually like Justin Beiber, I just thought this was funny)
10. He’s got to have Justin Bieber’s hair
9. He’s got to have Justin Bieber’s eyes
8. He’s got to have Justin Bieber’s smile
7. He’s got to have Justin Bieber’s voice
6. He’s got to have Justin Bieber’s talents
5. He’s got to have Justin Bieber’s cool friends
4. He’s got to have a single at iTunes which was # 1 like Justin Bieber
3. He’s got to have the name ‘Drew’ like Justin Bieber
2. He’s got to have legions of female fans bowing down to his feet like Justin Bieber
And 1. He’s got to be Justin Bieber
-M rated stuff is...unacceptable. There are innocent children on this site people!
-Cellphones are useless without texting
-Summer is the best thing since chocolate
-Chocolate ice-cream is the best thing since chocolat
-Life would be nothing without music
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes to me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to love PJO
wherever I may go
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BANG!!'
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard is not what I meant.
A solar eclipse is just a moment without sun. A moment without sun is well...you know... night.
Please remind me again. If time is on your side, then what's on the other??
There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.
If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong.
I don't speak Idiot fluently so please speak slowly and clearly.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Don't blame yourself. Let me do it.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies!(are you surprised we lied about the cookies?)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up!
I took a pain pill. Why are you STILL HERE?!
This is NOT the life I ordered!
It's not "When wild animals attack!!" It's more like "When stupid/careless people get bit!"
The reason why I’m still on Earth is because Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I’ll take over.
A wise man once said, "ask a woman,"
It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...
Love your enemies, it pisses them off.
Don’t take life too seriously. It’s not like your getting out alive.
And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!
I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.
There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.
“Sometimes you get the past confused with the present: your body is in the present: but your mind is in the past: thinking bout something that you always thought would last: but the present shows something new: something u didn’t expect: but you have to live for today: and maybe goodbye is the only word left to say”
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
Reality is the leading cause of stress, so whenever someone tells u to come back to reality, drink some more beer, pass the bowl to the left, and tell them that nobody needs that kind of stress
“Home is behind, the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow, to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight
Mist and shadow, cloud and shade
Hope shall fail, all shall...
- Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King, The Steward of Gondor.
"Do not despise the lore that has come down from distant years; for often it may chance that old wives keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know."
- Lord of the Rings the Fellowship of the Ring J.R.R. Tolkien
"If payback's a bitch, and revenge is sweet, then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet."
" 'Whenever God closes a door, he always opens a window.'
'Yea, so you can jump out of it.'"
Been There Done That, Can't Remember Most Of It. (This pretty much all applies to me)
Now we have beaten that dead horse, let's move on
If girls have period pains, guys should be kicked in the balls once a
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it
When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.
When I was your age, we had to blow on the video games to make them
Oh no, don't worry about me.. It's not like I have feelings or anything.
I love how my best friend and I can say one word, and crack up
I will carry 20 grocery bags so I don't have to make a second trip.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
Hate when I orginally pick the right answer then change it.
Welcome to Hollister, would you like earplugs, a gas mask, or a flashlight?
I would carry you to the moon and back...LOL jk, your fat and i'd die
"but mommm what if i get kidnapped?" "they'll bring you back, trust me"
I'm paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn't there
when boys had cooties, homework was 22, and drama was he stole my
Yes dad, every boy I talk to is my boyfriend.
OMG GUNNA SNEEZE GUNNA SNEEZE GUNNA.. its gone
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Shouting at Video Games When You Die
Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "fluk"
If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
I am a ninja.. no your not.. did you see me do that.. do what? ...
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
If you break a pinky promise, ill break your pinky, promise.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally
I tilt my game controller side to side because I think it will help.
Dude i'm not going if your not going.
Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
laughing while telling a story and confusing everyone
I know them, that's whatshisface!"
'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha' 'what are you laughing at' ' i dont even know but i cant stop!'
That's right. When I was 12, I watched PG-13 movies. REBEL.
I'm sorry but how do you starve yourself? Food is pretty much my BFF.
Hate when you were little you killed someone with a fake gun but some how they never play dead
When You're Riding Shotgun and the Driver Suddenly Yells "Take The Wheel!"
When I was younger, I put my face close to the fan to hear my robot voice.
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall
When I'm alone in my house hear a noise, I presume I'm going to be killed
Someone is cranky" -"Someone needs to SHUT UP."
Yes, I check my shower for clowns and Spider Man. You gotta problem with that?
I regret leaving my phone on 'silent' when I can't find it
If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would
Frozen Computer...maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will start working
i was blown away when i realized the word ? OK ? is a side ways person.
Saying YOU'RE WELCOME really loudly when people don't thank you
Yeah, do you wanna drive the speed limit?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really
The feeling when you're so screwed you don't even care anymore.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!”
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you're crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!”
Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it.
Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes.
Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia.
Crazy is when you think someone’s a pretender (Transformers) just by giving you the stink eye.
Crazy is when you laugh so hard you choke on you drink.
Crazy is when you put your favorite stuffed animal on your head and walk around your school like that for the entire day.
Crazy is when you get soaked (on purpose) at recess and have to sit at the back of year eight science class wearing nothing but a lab coat while your uniform dries.
Crazy is when you poke someone and say "poke" to say hi, and all of your friends do it to because of you, and you have random poke wars.
Crazy is when you randomly do the you should've had a V8 thing.
Crazy is when you act stupid, then say somthing incredibly smart, just to baffle people.
Crazy is when you get into a big long arguement over nothing with your friend (when your so obviously wrong), then turn it around and make it sound like they're the one that said the stupid thing.
Crazy is when you claim to be a superhero, with the whole secret alter ego and everything (*cough* *iron mAn* *cough, cough*).
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
SORTA IMPORTANT NOTE: I am really horrible at updating things so i'm going to try to stick with one- shots or possibly two-shots okay, so that I both don't upset you too much and so that I don't get too many angry e-mails at how terrible my writing is. Just wanted to let you know. (The procrastinator's Creed)