dinosaurjen
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Joined 08-21-09, id: 2057158, Profile Updated: 12-23-09
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, and Legend of Zelda.

This profile is rated M for Mega Hottie. =D But seriously though, I swear alot. And I insult Bleach OHMYGODDDDD the friggin worlds gonna end.

Hey kiddies. I'm Jen and I fail. I like yaoi. Suck it. You see that picture over there? That's Mini-Mello's psycho face. He's adorable and you know it.

LOVES;; Mello in leather, eyeliner, music, emo boys makin' out, explosions, and depressing stuff.

HATES;; Too much. Half the people at my school. Hos that don't review. Stuck up humorless bitches. (Really, Lexie? You're callin me sick? It's not my fault those vocal chords look exactly like a vagina. :/ ) And also Bleach. It SUCKS.

I swear. I have a dirty mind. I support Mello in tight pants and Near on the floor. Just not both at the same time.

I read/play/wtfever;; Death Note, FMA, Kingdom Hearts, Zelda, and Mario. Doesn't mean I write stuff for all of 'em, tho. Might do some KH shit at some point in time but whatever.

SHIPS;; MxM, LxLight, Soriku, Zemyx.

Down to tha nitty gritty mofos.

name; Jen.
age; 13. >;3
gender; vagina.
race; white but black on the insideeee
orientation; damn i love boys.
lives near; Chicago
enjoys; writing, singing, drawing. and gossiping.

lets play some tetris mother fuckers. ilovematt.

I love Lady GaGa more than YOU.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall by Loreyulia reviews
L had to know, he just...had to! "Light-kun, do you have a sexual preference?" Yes, L would find out...even if it killed him! Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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Twice reviews
It was a rainy April afternoon when Matsuda found the little white eraser. Now L's back, but he's.... different. LxLight. Rated T for caution.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - L, Light Y.
Nicotine reviews
You think you're imperfect, flawed, but you're wrong. A poem collection. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Mello, Matt
A Pimp Named Zelda reviews
Contains gangster talk, insane amounts of language, and pimping. Zelda is the head pimp in Hyrule, and Link doesn't believe her. Not to be taken seriously.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete