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Argh, sooo much fanfic and sooo little time. Especially with this site, twilighted, the writers coffee shop, and all those lovely Twilight sites and groups (the girls from TPPSS- I bow before thee in amazement)

So a little about me... Obviously a Twilight fan, which obviously indicates an imaginative, loyal and passionate person (aren't we Twilighters?). Not only am I just a Twilight fan, I am a sufferer of OCD (Obsessed Cullen Disorder), I do have weak moments for the following: Alias, Angel, Bones, Buffy, Farscape, Grey's Anatomy, Roswell, Smallville and Will and Grace but have abstained from the above due to Twilight being my 'fix' of choice. And thats where you lovely people come in!!

Am in a quote teasing mood...

1) That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes

2)I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.

3)Dogs barking can't fly without umbrella.

4)- That's the Christmas spirit.
- Hello? Still Jewish. Chanukah spirit, I believe that was. Anyway, forgiveness is pretty much a big theme with me this year because of the...

5)Stay with me.
- Sir, people might talk. I'll be put out in the streets. My little boy would... I can't lose this job.
- Then you best keep quiet.
- You're hurting me.
Cry out, call for help. I'm sure Mistress will believe your behaviour beyond reproach.
- Please.

6)But you see... That's what makes you different than other beasts. They kill to feed. But you took more kinds of pleasure in it than any creature that walks or crawls.
- Oh, God.
- Yeah. Cry out. Make a scene. I was to be married that week, but then, as I recall, you knew that.
- It wasn't me.
- It wasn't you? but then, as I recall, you knew that.
- It wasn't me.
- It wasn't you?
-A demon isn't a man. I was a man once.
-Oh, yes. And what a man you were. A drunken, whoring layabout and a terrible disappointment to your parents.
-I was young. I never had a chance to...

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The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes on Fire by bubbalicious91 reviews
One and a half years. That's how long it's been since Edward Cullen had banished himself and his family from Bella Swan's life and from Forks. A lot can change in that amount of time, and it becomes apparent when they come face to face with the past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,905 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Essenza Del Lupo by birobird93 reviews
Rosalie is left wondering where her loyalties lie. Is it possible to find love more than once? And if so, can it be found in a natural enemy? It is time to hear the voice behind the beauty; AU, Canon Couples except for one RATED M-lemons. R&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,491 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hollywood Whore by LemonySugar reviews
Bella lives in hollywood but the life of a movie star is far from the reality, when a strange man comes into her life offering her all she's ever wanted, will she accept the generous offer or get on with the life of a prostitute? Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Hunger For Your Touch by jmolly reviews
The Cullens thought Edward would never grow up, but marriage to a determined human girl,& a trip to Brazil, alter him forever.On his honeymoon,Edward finds more than love,friendship, self-acceptance,& an ability to lead.He embraces a future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 586,951 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indecent Affairs II: Sordid Infatuations by birobird93 reviews
Bella and her English Professor are back! Battling everyday life as a couple in Seattle. Awaiting the birth of their child and preparing impending matramony. LEMONS GALORE. New friends and enemies. Danger and Lies. Shocks and Surprises, too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,578 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4565 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
The Thrill Of The Kill by Dazzle-Me-Dead reviews
Bella is on holiday from her job as a government employed assassin at the tender age of 18, where she meets a shy and geeky and incredibly gorgeous Edward. How will things progress and what will happen when he finds out her history? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7073 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
two households by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
The Swan and Cullen's are rivals at Forks high school. But there are hidden feeling between Edward and Bella. a deep memory of their past and how much things have changed. at first they hate each other but hate turns into something else. FORBIDDEN LOVE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,004 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Moon by birobird93 reviews
Bella is working at Blood Moon-a gentleman's club. She's fiery, smug and rude. And she needs a new body guard. Who better to hire than none other than Edward Cullen. Will the polar opposites clash at work where they need to co-operate? LEMONS B E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,260 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5412 - Favs: 5,294 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
AoC Outtakes, Future Shots, and Random Stuff by littlesecret84 reviews
Outtakes, future shots, and fun I've had with Bella and Edward from Age of Consent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Surveillance of Bella Swan by bella c'ella luna reviews
Special Agent Edward Cullen, of NCIS, is investigating a military arms smuggling ring. Bella Swan is his lead suspect, followed closely by her boyfriend Jacob Black. Entry for the PPSS's An Officer & a Gentleman Contest. LEMONS, E/B. Possible two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 268 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Toasty Warm by jmolly reviews
E & B get married. Finally. 2009 Twi Award Finalist. All our favourite peeps,caught up in the romance, plus a bit of trouble from Jake. UE Series #5.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,144 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The WorkOut Plan by VixenNator reviews
Tired of getting her advances rebuffed by Edward, Bella enlists the help of Alice and Rosalie to engage in the art of seduction in order to break down his defences. Will it work? Will she get what she wants? Will she learn and perfect the art? EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7017 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love My StepBrother by kairikh2 reviews
When Bella's mother remarries, she has to move with her new family, the Cullens.After meeting her future step-brother,Bella becomes immediately attracted to him.Follow their lives as they fall in love with each other. M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,427 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Steady, As She Goes by K.greeni reviews
Edward is a cocky jock with charm, Bella is a returning student to Forks- different. Let’s just say she gives someone a run for their money. Bella’s still sweet with just a tweak of boldness. Lemons in later chapters. Pure sexy to come. Please R&R & enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,076 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella