Author has written 5 stories for NCIS, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, and Twilight.
my name is Courtney Hansen
Im from the US did you know we are really stupid? take our callender for ex december deca means ten its the 12 month but really it was the Itallians (or Romans if you want to call them its the same)or to be more specific julias ceasars adopted son who did it (cant spell name will not try) that did that but we did not
i am my age haha you dont known and i will not tell you
goldfish are physic but they forget every 20 seconds haha dont try to understand me it will not work
facts about me are:
1. Im a REAL blond (in more ways than one)
2. Im slow (EX: one day i was walking with my boyfriend and the day befor he was sick. so we walked around school once together and then i relised he was there)
3. in love candy AND ICECREAM
4. i have a grayhound name smiles i call her smo-smo
5. i cant spell (thank god for spell check)
6. i am on the crew team it is REALLY HARD but fun if you dont know what crew is then it is the people with the paddles (called oars) and you row in it like a row boat but skinnier and longer and faster
7. i LOVE Japan it is the most awsomeist place ever!
8. i am forgetful
9. i am always tired
10. i have a magic hole it is in the middle of the ocean it has fire and if i want to go in it i will be able to breath but i dont normaly go in to it because every thing and everyone i hate/dont like will go into that hole
11. i am really weird
12. one of my fav song is pain
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are on the top of the trees
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
r afraid of falling and getting hurt
instead they get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t that good
but easy. So the apples up top think
something is wrong w/ them when in
reality they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one whose
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
-“ Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we have to alter it every six months.”
- “That which doesn’t kill me had made a tactical error.”
- “ The best defense is a good offense.”
- “Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.”
- “When Soubi is sad, he paints what he likes to see.”
- “To speak without thinking is to shoot without aiming.”
- “The greatest loss in life is not dying, but what dies inside us while we live.”
- “Dreaming of a world that’s stopped dreaming of me.”
- “Zombies have rights too.”
- “The Executioner is shorter than you expect.”
- “ Jeans and sneakers do not inspire confidence as ceremonial getup.”
- “Just because you’re human doesn’t mean you’re not one of the monsters.”
- “ Abstinence is easy for me. Temperance is not.”
- “ Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.”
-“ I always say beauty is sin deep.”
-“ I have a rendezvous with Death at some disputed barricade.”
-“ An atheist with a cross is a truly pitiful sight.”
-“ If you have to be anyone’s property, go with the people you know.”
-“ Screaming is for when you don’t have anything better to do.”
- “ Paranoia is just another word for longevity.”
-“ Never forget who your enemies are.”
-“ Everyone is cannon fodder. Eventually.”
- “ Fate is dictated by irony. Either that or a dark sense of humor.”
-“ AA is for quitters.”
-“ Wrist are for girls. I’m going for the neck.”
-“ In honor of the suit of broken hearts, Alice will now lop off the queen’s head!”
-“ For what we want most, there is a cost that must be paid in the end.”
- “ Revenge is best served cold.”
-“ May my A.P. Latin mid-term fall down the rabbit hole and drown in a sea of tears!”
-“ If I can’t live in a make believe world, can’t I at least pretend or write my own? UNQUESTIONABLY!”
-“ The root of evil is desire.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" (Haha, I tried this yesterday, and I think I broke my best friend) (according to the prophecy)
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
When I die, give my stash of Cookies to the Mailman. He works hard.
Stupid Last Words:
What does this button do?
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well, we've made it this far.
I'll just put my head in it to make sure.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
Look Ma! No Hands!
Don't worry, It's not contagious
Of course it's safe
It can't get any worse...
There's only one way to find out_