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Joined 08-22-09, id: 2057914, Profile Updated: 04-04-11
Author has written 25 stories for Twilight.

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I'll keep this short. My husband is having a few scary health problems and something weird is going on with me as well. We've been to all kinds of doctors and specialists and no one knows what it is, but suspect that it's some kind of new virus. Weird and scary. Due to this fact, I'm not gonna be in the right mindset for writing about 80% of the time. My brain just isn't up for it at this point in time. I'm not abandoning my stories, I'm just asking for your understanding and patience when I take a little longer to update.

Currently working on:

-Beta'ing the next chapter of Losing My Religion

-The next chapter of Dodgeball!

-An entry for the Curvacious and Bodacious Contest

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Random shit about me (does anyone even read these things?):

-I am now posting my stories on TwiWrite.net because I'm paranoid that FFn will delete my stories. It's a really cool site, so go on and sign up!

-Check me out over at TwiNetwork!

-I like updating my profile when I'm PMSing and have no clue why. Yes, I'm PMSing right now. *growls at you for asking*

-I wish people (i.e. teenagers) would stop writing me about how offended they are by I Suck At Summaries. It's clearly listed as Parody/Humor, so lighten the hell up. Damn!

-I really suck at replying to pm's. I always plan on replying, but then something happens and I forget and next thing I know, it's seven months later and I'm just now remembering about that pm. By that time, the sender of said pm has probably forgotten all about it, so I ponder whether to even write back or not... but then I forget that I'm pondering and twenty-three years later, I still haven't responded. I suck.

-In case you haven't figured it out by now, my memory is shit.

-If you didn't know already, coachlady1 is my baby mama, my beta, my other half and bedazzler extraordinaire. Read her shit. NAO.

-So, I'm a beta now. Apparently these two ladies trust my crazy ass to pretty up their stories. I beta arwen01's Bellsper fic, Losing My Religion and sometimes step in for her Carlisle/Bella, Saylon Dola. And blue77 writes the E/B parody How Are You Feeling Today? Check 'em out!

-*points to self* Proud Jasper's Darlin', here! Join us in our swoonery over all things Jacksper. The Major makes us squeeeeee!

-I despise the word "anyways" and "whilst" makes my soul burn with fury. I'll immediately stop reading a story if I see either, no questions asked.

-I hate seeing Jasper as a Hale in AH fics and unless the story is really good, I most likely won't continue reading. Jasper was born Whitlock, not Hale. It irks me sofa king much when people call him Jasper Hale. Show the man some damn respect! *takes a deep breath and calms down*

-If a story is based in the US with American characters and they still use words like "colour," "centre" and "arse," I will stop reading with the quickness, no matter how good the story is. That shit right there is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

-I'm 26 & married with a few chirrens running around.

-I'm socially awkward and make others around me feel uncomfortable. That's how awkward I am. :-/

-I live in the Bible Belt and hate it because most Christians suck.

-I'm sarcastic.

-I cuss a whole fucking lot.

-I've been addicted to chapstick since my toddler years and always have at least two tubes on me at all times.

-I refuse to acknowledge the fact that Breaking Dawn exists. After reading that shit, my brain went into survivor mode and erased the entire book from my brain. The demon child NEVER happened.

-Kristen Stewart can't act for shit. That has nothing to do with me- just thought I'd throw it out there. I don't understand how she continues to land jobs. My theory? She's a witch. There's no other explanation.

-I'm a procrastinator, but I'm impatient. Contradiction: I haz it.

-Black Dagger Brotherhood pwns me.

-Wanna play on the twitter?

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Shit that I never want to see again or I'll stab my eyes out:

-"Thighs rubbing together for friction."

-A clit referred to as "nub" or "nubbin."

-"Waves cascading down her back."

-"Licking precum from the tip."

-Using precum as lube... (Seriously, if a guy has enough precum to lube up a cooch/ass, he needs to check into the nearest free clinic ASAFP, cuz something is wrong.)

-A woman being so wet that the shit is soaking her thighs and dripping into a puddle of cooch juice on the floor. (Fuckin' disgusting and I suggest speeding to the nearest Gynecologist right the hell now.)

-Buttsecks that mentions no use of lube. Shit like this is obviously written by a chick who's never had buttsecks, cuz I dare anyone to stick even a pinky finger in their asshole with no prep and see how uncomfortable that mess is. It ain't gonna work.

-One more fucking Jasper/Bella New Moon re-write. *headdesk*

-"Ministrations."

-What's up with this new fascination with pinching and biting the clit, cuz I'm not understanding. That shit makes me cringe, because there's no way in hell that could ever feel good.

-Bella being a wimp/crying all the fucking time.

-Writers who feminize (yes, I made that up) their male characters. If you can't write like a man, keep your fic in the woman's POV.

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The Trifuckta gave me the honorable title of Most Likely to Kidnap Jackson Rathbone! w00t! *gets into stalker mode*

TKegl is fuckin' awesome and makes me lots of purdy banners. Look! *hopping up and down*

OPERATION: Breakup

Teach Me How to Dougie

Bella's Dirty Notebook

Dodgeball!

The Tent Scene SMeyer Didn't Want You to See *snicker*

-Three's Company, my collab with Kitty Cullen-03, won second place in the Public Lovin' Contest! Banner

And it also won Best Lemon in the Single Shot Awards! Banner

-This Summer won second place in the Alternate Shipper Contest! Banner

-Too Much, my second fuckawesome brain melding with Kitty Cullen-03, won Judge's Pick in the Two is Better Than One Contest! Banner

-TwistedInMasen made me this awesome bannerfor The Virginity Pact!

-Ever since I began writing Bellsper stories, it's been my dream to make it into thiscommunity and I finally did! TWICE! Yippee! *does cartwheels all over the room*

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Um... I don't know what else to add, so... *insert witty comment here*

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The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,942 - Reviews: 3861 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Lists by shirleypositive72 reviews
Just write a list, Alice says, to know what to look for in your ideal man. But I have two lists... AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,980 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Losing My Religion by Fontainebleau01 reviews
Bella and Edward are safe and back from Volterra... but what if Bella no longer wants the life that she once desired?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,202 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Let Your Fingers Do the Talking by busymommy reviews
A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,800 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,131 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Conflicted Love by JasperLuver48 reviews
Jasper meets Bella in a bar and they end up going home together. He thinks he sees something special in her and then he finds out she has a boyfriend. What happens when the painful past he's been trying to forget from comes back with a vengeance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,609 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Searching for Lost Souls by Lillie Cullen reviews
AKA Ansel Adams and the Search for the Yeti. Bella's looking for Bigfoot. Jasper just wants some peace and quiet. Think either of them will have any luck? Not crack-fic, just some lighthearted fun and eventual smut. New Moon AU, J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,638 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Bittersweet by mw138 reviews
Years have passed since they last spoke and each of their lives have changed in so many wonderful ways. Can an innocent email rekindle their friendship or will they be doomed to wonder what if?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,023 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Double Down by sadtomato reviews
"I was so psyched to have a kid my age to talk to about feeling different and worrying about school and guys and..." Jasper and Edward are best friends, but what happens when they finally get some time alone? M for curious HS boys and sticky hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Red Letter Year by theswandive reviews
Alice needs to leave her single life behind. Venturing out with her brother, she finds more than she expected in a pair of warm brown eyes. What started out as a physical need may, in fact, be more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,673 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Alice, Bella
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5700 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Brand New Socks by evenflo78 reviews
Series of drabbles. Companion piece to my story Accidental, which should be read for clarity. Mature themes. AU. Complete, though I won't promise not to add more later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Free Tofurkey and Beer! by TwilightofCraigslistContest reviews
Seeking Bodyguard/Fake Boyfriend *Thanksgiving Weekend Only* -Forks, WA area-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Come As You Are by JasperLuver48 reviews
"My name is Jasper and I'm calling on behalf of SlenderFit USA about a new product we are offering called The Flex Pro Abdominal Muscle Toner. Tell me, Emmett, do you work out a lot?" Entry for Slash/Backslash 3.0 Collab by MizzHyde and JasperLuver48.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Trespassed Ground by Majesta Moniet reviews
"Bella came to me with her chest full of holes and with her arms full of the little, shattered pieces she'd only recently started picking up off the ground." A collection of Twilight drabbles. Jacob/Bella with the potential of other pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Jacob
I'm Not the One by mw138 reviews
Jasper lives a lonely existence, but don't feel bad for him, he wants it this way. The more he keeps people away, the easier his life will be. Can a chance meeting at a bar change all of that & heal the wounds of the past? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,433 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lunchtime Lemons by sadtomato reviews
A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
A Man of Few Words by McGee42 reviews
In 2500 words, the saga from a different point of view-Charlie's. Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Charlie S. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by JasperLuver48 reviews
My contribution to the Fandom Fights Tsunami compilation. Jasper and Bella are together and in a good place when one phone call brings up a lot of past memories. How do they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Wet by mw138 reviews
Edward needs to get out and let loose after years of constant study that left him socially awkward and shy. When an instant connection with a handsome stranger occurs on the dance floor, Edward decides to let go & take a chance...with stellar results!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bliss by I Bedazzled My Boyfriend reviews
Because we're groggy morning kisses and midnight Scrabble games and animal crackers. We're Bella and Jasper. We're bliss. AH, AU, JxB, O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8383 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
CoEd Cliche by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella can't help her attraction to her beautiful roommate, but a little tease at a campus party opens the door to discovery, experimentation, and an unexpected new side to their friendship. Bella/Kate, AH, femmeslash. Light on plot, heavy on girlsecks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Kate
Giving Up, Giving In by SweetDulcinea reviews
Nearly a year since the wedding, Edward still refused to give in to Bella's one true desire: to be with him forever. Bella was rebelling in the only way she could think of to get Edward's attention. AU ExB/JxB, M for vampire poly, angst & dark eroticism.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
My Cocky Girlfriend by sadtomato reviews
Edward shares a sexy fantasy with new girlfriend Rose, and then worries that he's scared her away. Will she shut him down or surprise him with her enthusiasm? AH, lemony. Prompt: Roseward. Pegging. Red corset. Necktie. Boston Cream PIe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Isabella Bites by GreenPuma reviews
"Isabella Bites" was more than a television show—it was Carlisle's religion—and he worshipped from afar at the altar of its host, chef extraordinaire and Rubenesque goddess of the kitchen Isabella Swan. FOR THE CURVACEOUS BODACIOUS CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Fur Burger Meets Two Jive Sausages by PantsAreForLosers reviews
Bella is forty. She's desperate. Her two gay bff's want to help her out. Entry for The Pineapple Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Like There's No Tomorrow by JasperLuver48 reviews
How do you deal when the relationship is over and you don't want to leave but you know you have to? You spend one last night together loving like there's no tomorrow. Will Paul leave or will he stay? Only tomorrow will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Paul, Jacob - Complete
If I Fall by JasperLuver48 reviews
When you don't know what's going on in your life, it's normal to turn to your best friend. When said friend turns out to be more, how do you deal? Boy Slash/AH pairing revealed in the story... Written for the Fandom Against Domestic Violence Compilation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by SweetDulcinea reviews
She feels fat; he thinks she's as sexy and alluring as the day they met, if not more so. A little sweetness and a new perspective help Angela appreciate herself and the man who loves her. Curvaceous & Bodacious contest entry, Emmett/Angela, M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Emmett, Angela - Complete
Enough by QuickieContest reviews
Jasper gives Edward the one thing he can't find anywhere else. But can it be enough? Slash. BDSM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Honor ThyStomach? by QuickieContest reviews
What does Edward Cullen really love about Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Peaches & Cream by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella lets Jasper go when his old love comes along and she's left facing a dilemma. She wants him to be happy but is her own happiness worth sacrificing? AH, minor angst, major fluff, adorable Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Mine by QuickieContest reviews
When a vampire finds his mate, it's a very powerful connection. What will the vampire choose when his morals conflict with his desire?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Santa Baby by mw138 reviews
Eager to celebrate Christmas with his boyfriend, Jasper returns home from a long day at work to an extra special surprise. Edward plans on making this a Christmas Jasper will never forget, but little does he know that Jasper has a surprise of his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Trouble by Savannah-Vee reviews
'I was startled to see a boy, from the lecture obviously, standing before my desk. He had a grin that rivaled the Cheshire cat. Trouble, I thought.' Professor Cullen tries to resist troublesome Edward Masen, but the boy makes it almost impossible...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Request Most Profane by ICMezzo reviews
Edward loves Jasper's mouth; he just wishes he'd use it to its fullest potential. Jasper/Edward slash. Rated M. Written for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The History of Now by Chicklette reviews
Life is a song, and love is the music. An FBG fic for Bookjunkie1975. Bella and Jasper, no Alice, no Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Like Pie by fortheloveofwomencontest reviews
"Well, well, well. I figured you more for an apple pie kind of girl and here you are making my heart all aflutter. No beating around the bush," she cocks her eyebrow when she says bush, "with you. You go right for the big guns."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Like Being Stoned by fortheloveofwomencontest reviews
"She was kissing me back like we had a million years for this kiss, slower than time spent in hell and better than time spent in heaven." An entry for the For the Love of Women contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Darling, I Do by fortheloveofwomencontest reviews
A tale of finding yourself and someone you didn't know you were looking for in the process. An entry for the For the Love of Women contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
In the Land of Women by L'Amour de Femmes reviews
Celebrating and encouraging femmeslash within the realm of Twilight fanfic. A series of femmeslash pieces; different stories, different pairings, different authors. Summaries for individual pieces are contained within each chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010
Home by BLilTXgirl reviews
Emmett and Edward have been together for years, but it takes a misunderstanding and hurt feelings to define what the word home means to them. A collaboration between Bliltxgirl & Mischief-Maker1 for the Two is Better Than One slash contest. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Three's A Crowd by Savannah-Vee reviews
Edward and Jasper Cullen are two brothers who can't get along - because they always want the same thing. And this time, that 'thing' is Bella Swan. Bella Swan, however, seems more interested in finding out their secret. Bella, Edward, Jasper. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella
My Life Extended by LyricalKris reviews
Bella knew her best friend fled Forks at the end of a bad relationship. She thought that she was helping Alice settle her past when she agreed to talk to her ex, but Jasper was the one who seemed jaded. What does it take to re-write first impressions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,040 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC by audreyii-fic reviews
Bella has the worst conversation of her life. Written for the Teabagging Twilight contest. Crack!fic. Vaguely OOC Charlie. A hint of Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Surprise by JasperLuver48 reviews
Bella is excitedly waiting to see what Edward has up his sleeve for her surprise night! A sappy/fluffy o/s written for Coachlady1's birthday because I lubs her that much!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Make Me by SamieJamesBait reviews
Edward is the headmaster. James is the 19 year old bad boy with a cheeky smirk and a penchant for trouble. It's about time someone taught James a lesson. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Edward, James
A Love Like This by mw138 reviews
Alice Cullen, an aspiring fashionista, longs for the love she sees in the fairytales, even though it has always eluded her. When a handsome stranger arrives in town, Alice's world is turned upside down. Could Jasper Whitlock be her Prince Charming?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,204 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swansong by faithunbreakable reviews
She's Swan and she's just passing through, an accumulation of all you never knew. - AU diverging from New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Blond Ponytail by Savannah-Vee reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by Chicklette reviews
A holidayish o/s based on one of the Love Actually plots. Jasper/Bella. No Alice or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Twenty Questions by Savannah-Vee reviews
A short o/s that complements Uncomfortable. "Emmett keeps asking questions... And sometimes, I think he knows something..." A brief insight into Rosalie and Emmett's conversations and Emmett's thoughts... Stuff Jasper doesn't know...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Sixteen Again by JasperLuver48 reviews
Jasper heads back to Forks for his yearly visit with his best friend. It's a tradition he's started and refuses to give up, no matter how hard it is for him to complete because he will not let his friend down again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
30 days of Emmett by 30 Days of Emmett reviews
5 weeks of drabbles and one shots from more than 70 authors, all devoted to the big guy with the dimples. All ratings, all pairings, all universes and genres.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,720 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Emmett - Complete
He Threw a Snowball at my Head by Savannah-Vee reviews
He threw a snowball at my head... and we ended up in bed... A quick, FLUFFY - yep, you read right - one-shot written for the lovely Fardareismai's birthday! Link to her birthday blog is up on my profile page. Jasper/Edward SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Delivery by Savannah-Vee reviews
Inspired by 'The Transporter'. British Edward Masen is a Transporter. He has transported everything from illegal weapons, to drugs, to even people - dead and alive. He's hired to 'deliver' Bella Swan, and this is a job he will never forget... ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,466 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Where We Overlap by LyricalKris reviews
Cheesy country songs, Lilo and Stitch and dark secrets. Why - how did you get together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stars by fngrdust reviews
They say you can't be everything to everyone, but she was everything to me. My best friend, my first kiss, my biggest love, my hardest fall. But what was I to her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
The New Kid by JasperLuver48 reviews
Bella Swan is days away from her Senior Prom and she has yet to be asked by the boy she wants to go with. Will a little case of jealousy get her what she wants? Written for Tiffaninichole b/c she owns my soul! Fluffy/smutty Bellsper!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Adventure of Wing Girl and The Lipstick Lounge by Fates-Love-Queen reviews
After suffering a bad break-up, Bella's gay sister Rose convinces her to leave the Ben and Jerry's at home for one night to be her 'Wing Girl' at the new lesbian club opening in town..'M' for femmeslash lemons -'Fun With Your Clothes On' now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella
Locker Room Girl by SwedenSara reviews
Indulging in sexual fantasies & practically having an orgasm in your open-plan office is an unwise thing to do. I'm not proud to say that this has been an almost daily happening for the last five weeks, all because of a girl at my gym...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
The Monster Within by rmhale reviews
Deep within we bury the true nature of our being, hiding amongst the masses, trying to blend in. Sometimes, for the ones we love, the demon within has to emerge, then, be put to sleep once again. Jasper and Riley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
Arcana by solareclipses reviews
Pre-Twilight Volturi, canon AU. 2nd place femslash judges vote, In the Closet Contest. Together for centuries, Sulpicia longs for a deeper relationship with Didyme, the woman who also happens to be her mate's sibling...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sulpicia, Didyme - Complete
All My Secrets by venis-envy reviews
AH Slash m/m E&J: When your life is an empty place, will starting over new fill the void? What do you do when what was foreign to you becomes the thing you need the most? Do you take a chance at true happiness or let it slip away? - NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Edward Masen and the Case of the Married Man by Melooza reviews
Edward Masen is London's leading Private Eye. He and his assistant, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, must solve a string of murders while balancing their own love and loss. Slash Collaboration with 4theluvofmary
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Carlisle, Edward
Just This Once by SweetDulcinea reviews
FGB gift for ElleCC - First kiss, first...other things, and so many more experiences together. She believes he uses her friendship for comfort when it's convenient for him, but is that really the truth? Or do his moody reactions mean something more? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,989 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Point Of View by JasperLuver48 reviews
-Entry for Inspirational Music Contest- Jasper just lost the love of his life because he's ashamed of who he is and can't let his family know. What happens after Edward leaves and can he be forgiven? WARNING: Slash fic contains boy/boy love! AH-AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Outcasts by Spirare reviews
Sometimes love is bigger than growing up in the confines of small town life. See what life holds for Emmett and Edward with Bella at the reigns. AH/OOC My Entry for Slash/\Backslash 2.0 contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Shooting Stars by Rosmarina reviews
*Winner Best Fluff Slash Backslash Contest 2.0* The meadow, a meteor shower, two men in love and the family they made. Edward makes a wish on a falling star and decides it's time to take what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Emmett
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Election by Dee12 reviews
Attrition Warfare: a strategic concept which states that to win a war, one's enemy must be gradually worn down to the point of collapse. The race for Senior Class President brings Bella and Rosalie's own war to a head. AH/AU B/R femmeslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Jane in the Box by Spirare reviews
What happens when you stick Jane in a cubicle? Nothing good. A short o/s continuation of my Twi25 drabble. *WINNER BEST COMEDY IN 2010 SINGLE SHOT AWARDS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
I Did That To Him by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Vampire. Werewolf. Their instincts tell them they should hate one another, but a violent attraction that neither of them can control forces them together. Slash, Jacob/Edward, AU, NC-17. Originally a Fics for Nashville fic, then Slash Backslash 2.0 entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Hand in Hand by Savannah-Vee reviews
Just a quick little drabbly thing I wrote for OnTheTurningAway's birthday. I just thought I'd put it here for others to read. I'll put the link to her birthday blog on my profile page. SLASH. Edward/Riley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Poker Face by sweetandsaltyff reviews
Alternate Shippers Challenge entry. Finding themselves newly single, best friends Bella and Leah are ready for a summer of fun and adventure. When their explorations take a surprising turn and Bella sees a new side of Leah, her world is shaken.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Leah
A Proper College Education by SweetDulcinea reviews
Alternate Shippers Challenge judge's pick- Bella & Emmett are having a little good natured college fun when the alluring blonde who lives down the hall from Bella bursts in. Acquaintances quickly become more than friends, & Bella gets an education.Em/B/Ro
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Back to You by SweetDulcinea reviews
Outtake/continuation of my o/s "Vivification" for the Alternate-Shipper Challenge. Now that new relationships have been established, Jasper & Peter reconnect in private. It's been over 5 years, & this reunion reveals much more than unfulfilled longing. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Nosy Neighbors, A TwiGirl Revolution Submission by dirtybrat reviews
Twi-Girl Revolution Under Her Thumb Prompt: Unbeknownst to her neighbor Edward,Rosalie is a Dom with a brand new pet,Emmett.After a particularly loud session,Edward comes knocking on her door to see who's been 'murdered'...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Vivification by SweetDulcinea reviews
Peter & Charlotte return to the South for Jasper, but he finds himself unwilling to leave without a certain newborn. Together, the four discover multifaceted relationships & body-rocking pleasure in a life without violence and war. J/BxP/C
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
PB and J by atypical-swan reviews
"When I was human," Bella said. "I had a fondness for pb&js." AU, three-some, Peter/Bella/Jasper. Gift-fic for oscar519's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
That Night by Savannah-Vee reviews
One shot for the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' contest. Edward has never forgotten 'that night'. Well, it's kind of hard for him to, seeing as she makes it so difficult..."Then why don't you leave me alone?"..."Look at you, how can I leave you alone?"...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Edward - Complete
Bam! Pow! Zap! by Alby Mangroves reviews
With many eyes watching, it's Showtime! Rosalie and Emmett are one sexy couple, but when you've been together for a long time, sometimes you take it to the next level to keep love alive and sparking. Oneshot written for Public Lovin' contest. AH, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Stickup, So to Speak by ElleCC reviews
Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Saga: LKE SRSLY by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Most Craptastic Story contest. The Twilight Saga, done completely in LOLspeak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Avant Garde Approach by SweetDulcinea reviews
Alice provides Bella with a little guidance to help ease some of Bella's sexual frustration. That's what BFFs are for, right? Warning: canon pairings with some A/B, very AU - Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Dream by ExploitingReality reviews
Jasper’s stuck watching over Bella while Edward is away. He discovers there is more to the human girl than he’d anticipated. Jasper x Bella one shot. Rated: M for adult themes and situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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Drunk Sex reviews
They've been inseparable, joined at the hip, two-peas-in-a-pod best friends for years and nothing will ever change that... except liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
What I Tell Myself reviews
Won Judge's Choice in the Love, Actually Contest! She's questions and bossiness and key lime pie. I tell myself not to like her— to avoid her at all costs. But the girl won't leave me alone. And I don't think I want her to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Tent Scene SMeyer Didn't Want You to See reviews
I seriously can't think of a summary for this. It's bad. An entry for the Pineapple Awards. Read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bella
Bella's Dirty Notebook reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Dodgeball! reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Bases Are Loaded reviews
My contribution to the Iron Pen Challenge. Only it isn't a contribution because I turned it in too late. D'oh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
I Suck At Summaries reviews
Because making fun of 12-year-olds is fun... Rated M for LEMMENS & MANSLASH! Dont like dont read! No flames!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unconditional reviews
After escaping from an abusive relationship, Edward has difficulty accepting Jasper's unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jasper, Edward
I'll Be Seeing You reviews
Jasper is an a-hole. Edward wants to do him. A series of drabbles for mw138.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Hot Doc reviews
Yes, this is E/B! Bella accompanies Rose to a doctor's appointment and can't control her naughty thoughts when she sees the hot doctor. A drabbly o/s for coachlady1's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too Much reviews
Edward wakes up to a world he could have never imagined and has difficulty coping with his new reality... sometimes it's just too much. A collab between Kitty Cullen-03 & tiffaninichole for the TIBTO Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem reviews
Winner of the Pretty Porn Contest! Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered. When he offers her a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Virginity Pact reviews
Winner of the Loving Bellsper Contest! A promise is kept, a façade is cracked and baby seals are saved. A romantic love story... kind of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Teach Me How To Dougie reviews
Won second place in the Teach Me the Nasty Contest! Boring, nerdy Bella agrees to enter a dance contest with friends. The problem: She can't dance. At all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Random Awesomeness reviews
Because every collection of drabbles needs a catchy name...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Him reviews
A string of violent kidnappings leaves the sorority houses of UT shaken. Will the new safety precautions embraced by the Beta Delta Nu house be enough to keep Bella safe from harm?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
OPERATION: Breakup reviews
Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Just My Luck reviews
Alice is an international pop sensation, living out of a suitcase. Jasper is a bookworm, living with his best friends in the small town of Forks. Fate decides to intervene and bring the two together-they're about to meet in the oddest of ways. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,406 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alice, Jasper
This Summer reviews
Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Blind Dates reviews
Bella's a homebody who wants to be left alone. Her friends set out to change that by convincing her into going on a blind date every Saturday, until she finds true love. She's about to find out just how shallow the dating pool really is...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,405 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three's Company reviews
Won second place in the Public Lovin' Contest! Alice and Bella are a couple who know how to have a good time. One night while out on the town, Jasper catches their eyes & libidos. They decide to give him a night he'll never forget...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Dirty Movie reviews
Bella & Jasper are best friends/roommates who are secretly in love with each other. What happens when Jasper kidnaps Edward? Bella puts a knife to Alice's throat to get her precious Eddie back, that's what! But where does a dirty movie come into play?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs reviews
Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read this o/s or you'll DIE! For realz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Joys of Parenthood reviews
It's Carlisle & Esme's anniversary and they wanna have sexy times... but alas, no one's available to babysit. Will the lovebirds still be able to have the passionate evening they had planned, or will the kiddos put a damper on their lovin?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Motion in the Ocean reviews
Won second place in The Littlest Peen Contest! Bella loves Edward. Edward loves Bella. But there's a LITTLE problem... Will Bella be able to look past Edward's SHORTcomings, all in the name of love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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