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Author has written 24 stories for Twilight.
Holy crap, it's been a loooong time! Wow, my last profile update was in April of 2011. So crazy.
Although it may seem like it, I have not abandoned BDN or Dodgeball. I can't tell you how many times I came across a story that I was obsessed with, only to find that it was left for dead. I do not want to be one of those authors. I will finish these stories, just give me time because I need to get back into "writer mode."
Also, and I feel horrible for this, but I will be removing What I Tell Myself from this site in order to publish it. This was a hard decision, but I really love that story and would like to share it with as many people as I can. I hope you understand.
I will probably be updating Bella's Dirty Notebook before the end of October. I won't update until I have the rest of the story written. That way I'll update on a weekly schedule and you won't have to worry about waiting another 4 years for the next chapter. My original plan was for it to be around 10 chapters, so I'll probably stick with that number.
Random shit about me (does anyone even read these things?):
-I really suck at replying to pm's. I always plan on replying, but then something happens and I forget and next thing I know, it's seven months later and I'm just now remembering about that pm. By that time, the sender of said pm has probably forgotten all about it, so I ponder whether to even write back or not... but then I forget that I'm pondering and twenty-three years later, I still haven't responded. I suck.
-In case you haven't figured it out by now, my memory is shit.
-I despise the word "anyways" and "whilst" makes my soul burn with fury. I'll immediately stop reading a story if I see either, no questions asked.
-I hate seeing Jasper as a Hale in AH fics and unless the story is really good, I most likely won't continue reading. Jasper was born Whitlock, not Hale. It irks me sofa king much when people call him Jasper Hale. Show the man some damn respect! *takes a deep breath and calms down*
-If a story is based in the US with American characters and they still use words like "colour," "centre" and "arse," I will stop reading with the quickness, no matter how good the story is. That shit right there is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.
-I'm socially awkward and make others around me feel uncomfortable. That's how awkward I am. :-/
-I've been addicted to chapstick since my toddler years and always have at least two tubes on me at all times.
-I refuse to acknowledge the fact that Breaking Dawn exists. After reading that shit, my brain went into survivor mode and erased the entire book from my brain. The demon child NEVER happened.
-I'm a procrastinator, but I'm impatient. Contradiction: I haz it.
-Black Dagger Brotherhood pwns me.
-Wanna play on the twitter?
Shit that I never want to see again or I'll stab my eyes out:
-"Thighs rubbing together for friction."
-A clit referred to as "nub" or "nubbin."
-"Waves cascading down her back."
-"Licking precum from the tip."
-Using precum as lube... (Seriously, if a guy has enough precum to lube up a cooch/ass, he needs to check into the nearest free clinic ASAFP, cuz something is wrong.)
-A woman being so wet that the shit is soaking her thighs and dripping into a puddle of cooch juice on the floor. (Fuckin' disgusting and I suggest speeding to the nearest Gynecologist right the hell now.)
-Buttsecks that mentions no use of lube. Shit like this is obviously written by a chick who's never had buttsecks, cuz I dare anyone to stick even a pinky finger in their asshole with no prep and see how uncomfortable that mess is. It ain't gonna work.
-One more fucking Jasper/Bella New Moon re-write. *headdesk*
-What's up with this new fascination with pinching and biting the clit, cuz I'm not understanding. That shit makes me cringe, because there's no way in hell that could ever feel good.
-Bella being a wimp/crying all the fucking time.
-Writers who feminize (yes, I made that up) their male characters. If you can't write like a man, keep your fic in the woman's POV.
The Trifuckta gave me the honorable title of Most Likely to Kidnap Jackson Rathbone! w00t! *gets into stalker mode*
TKegl is fuckin' awesome and makes me lots of purdy banners. Look! *hopping up and down*
-Three's Company, my collab with Kitty Cullen-03, won second place in the Public Lovin' Contest! Banner
And it also won Best Lemon in the Single Shot Awards! Banner
-This Summer won second place in the Alternate Shipper Contest! Banner
-Too Much, my second fuckawesome brain melding with Kitty Cullen-03, won Judge's Pick in the Two is Better Than One Contest! Banner
-TwistedInMasen made me this awesome banner for The Virginity Pact!
-Ever since I began writing Bellsper stories, it's been my dream to make it into this community and I finally did! TWICE! Yippee! *does cartwheels all over the room*
Um... I don't know what else to add, so... *insert witty comment here*
Majesta Moniet (33)