Author has written 33 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.
Age: None your business
Favorite Book: Breaking Dawn
Favorite Television Series: Vampire Diaries
Favorite Twilight Character: Stuck between Edward and Alice
Least favorite Twilight Character: Ugh. Jacob. Black. DIE! DIE JACOB BLACK!!
Best Pairing: Edward and Bella
Worst Pairing: Jacob and Renesmee( Just because Jacob is in that pairing.)
Favorite Werewolf: Seth. He is the only reasonable one.
Favorite Vampire: GAH! Stuck between Edward and Alice!
Favorite Human: Bella
Best Ability: Mind Reading. It would be nice to know what people think of me, even if it is mean. At least I would know the truth!
Favorite Part of Twilight: "Poor Mike. I'll bet he's mad."
"He absolutely loathes me," Edward said cheerfully.
"You can't know that," I argued, but then I wondered suddenly if he could.
"I saw his face- I could tell."
Favorite Part of New Moon: "You never did tell me...," he murmured.
"What your greatest problem is."
"I'll give you one guess." I sighed, and reached up to touch the tip of his nose with my index finger.
He nodded. "I'm worse than the Volturi," he said grimly. "I guess I've earned that."
I rolled my eyes. "The worst the Volturi can do is kill me."
He waited with tense eyes.
"You can leave me," I explained. "The Volturi, Victoria... they're nothing compared to that."
Favorite Part of Eclipse: "You are in trouble," I said slowly, emphasizing each word. "Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home."
I snapped the phone shut and placed it in her waiting hand. "I'm done."
She grinned. "This hostage stuff is fun."
Favorite Part Of Breaking Dawn: "Silently, I lifted my doggie bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie's head so hard that- with an earsplitting bang- ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece of the newel post at the foot of the stairs.
Bella twitched but didn't wake up.
"Dumb blonde," I muttered.
Rosalie turned her head slowly, and her eyes were blazing.
"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."
That did it.
I busted up. I pulled away from Bella so that I wouldn't shake her, and laughed so hard that tears ran down my face. From behind the couch, I heard Alice's tinkling laugh join in.
Ipod Shuffle Challenge Thing:
1.If someone says, "Get your butt back" I say "Naturally" Selena Gomez
2.How would you describe yourself? - :Airplanes" B.O.B. ft. Hayley Williams
3.What do you like in a girl/guy? - "I'm Already There" Lonestar
4. How do you feel today? - "Ever Ever After" Carrie Underwood
5. What is your life's purpose? - "Smile" Uncle Kracker
6. What is your motto? - "Never Say Never" Justin Bieber
7. What do your friends think about you? - "Alice" Avril Lavigne
8. What do you think of your parents? - "Nobody's Home" Avril Lavigne
9. What do you think about very often? - "Mine" Taylor Swift
10. What is 2 + 2? - "Fifteen" Taylor Swift
11. What do you think of your best friend? - "Single Ladies" Beyonce
12. What do you think about the person you like? - ""I Like It" Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull
13. What is your life story? - "Just So You Know" Jesse McCartney
14. What do you want to be when you grow up? - "I'll Be" Edward McCain
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? - "Love Story" Taylor Swfit
16. What will you dance to at your wedding - "Need You Now" Lady Antebellum
17. What will they play at your funeral? - "When You're Gone" Avril Lavigne
18. What is your hobby/intrest? "Don't Forget" Demi Lovato
19. What is your biggest fear? - "Crush" David Archuleta
20. What do you think of your friends? - "You're The Reason" Victoria Justice
What are your 12 favorite Twilight characters (in order)?
Have you ever read a 5/3 fanfic?
No. And I don't want to if it's romantical, father/daughter, sure.
What about an 8/4?
Ummm... no? Unless it was humor!
What if 5 walked in on 1 and 10?
He would just stay calm. He's cool like that.
Would you make out with 1?
Hell. YES! Bring on the EDWARD!
Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9?
Do you know Emmett and Rosalie? Yes, Jazz has most likely walked in on them.
What if you walked in on 2, 10, and 4?
I'd scream at Bella and Esme, then take their men and keep them all for myself! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Have you ever read a 6/11 fan fic before?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! AND NEVER WILL!!!!!
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Umm... she's very pretty, but I don't swing that way.
What would you do if 12 got 8 pregnant?
I'd faint, then beat Jacob into a wet dog pulp with help of my super ninja vampire powers. And the Cullen's of course!
Do you recall a fan fic about 9?
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Nah. I'm not into incest, and they are a good brother/sister thing.
5/9 or 5/10?
5/9 because I can say it is a father daughter fic! HAHA! Be more specific!!
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 & 12 in an awkward situation?
He'd be mad, punch Jacob(hopefully), then run off to tell Eddie boy.
Is there a fan fic about 1/8 fluff?
God I hope not. They are good friends, but eck!
Suggest a title for a 7 & 12 hurt/comfort fan fic
Gay Brothers Unite!
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to go out 1?
Umm... Esme and Edward have always been in love but are restricted because of age difference and because of Carlisle and Bella. But when they catch Carlisle and Bella together, they cope together and let their love take them where it may.
Does any of your friends read 3 slash?
I don't think so...
Does any of your friends list write or draw 11?
No. We are all Team Edward. Or else I wouldn't be their friend, DUH!
Would any of your friends list write 2/4/5.
Knowing them, probably.
What might 10 scream if (s)he was really mad?
"I VAN'T TO KILLLLLL YOUUUUUU!!!!!! YOU STUPID F*ING B*! THAT WAS MY MATE YOU JUST DESTROYED! MATE FOR MATE!" I couldn't decide on which. Use your imagination...
If you wrote a song fic about 4 what song would you pick?
Don't Stop Believing Glee version
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fan fic what would the warning be?
three gay guys locked in a closet. It's going to get very hot in here very very quickly...
What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 3?
I'll let you give me a makeover and I'll give you my credit card if you let me take you on a date, sweet tiny thang! (Please never let that happen!!)
What might 4 do to 12 if when he was attacking her in Twilight if she was a vampire?
Try to stop him, and if fails, run to Carlisle, have him help her, if that fails, kill him(and I will laugh and cry of happiness if she does) then cry over killing someone or be upset with herself.
0.2 seconds=how long it took me to fall for Edward Cullen
WHO ARE THESE TEAM JACOB PEOPLE AND ARE WE EVEN READING THE SAME BOOK?
DEAR Edward, that's okay, I'm FUCKING your daughter
Sincerely, Jacob Black
I seriously don't remember what life was like before Twilight
"Is is strange to be in love with a fictional character?"
"Yeah, just a little."
"What about Edward Cullen?"
"No, that's okay."
Reading Twilight May Cause:
1. Loss of sleep.
2. Homework delay.
3. Obsession with Vampires.
I have: AACIBD--addicted to all cullens including bella disorder
AV-Addicted to Vampires
LES-Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS-Wishing I was a vampire syndrome
Blondes may have more fun but Edward prefers brunnettes. = )
I made Emmett fall in love with Edward again, my power is so self entertaining.
TEAM EDWARD...becuz Jacob doesnt sparkle!
Edward Cullen, Hotter than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916
Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916
Jasper Hale-Charming ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen-Quirkier than you since 1901
Bella-Clumsier than you since 1990
Nessie-More special than you since 2008
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
THE ALICE CULLEN POEM:
Don't mess with a Cullen,
I know what's coming,
It's no mystery.
My blood runs cold,
My eyes are golden brown.
I'm what you call immortal
My skills are world renown.
I'm small, I'm short,
I'm really good at sports.
I'm sweet, I'm kind,
And jasper is all mine.
I sparkle like a diamond,
When I'm in the sun.
I drive Italian sports cars,
Being a vamps so much fun
You ought to meet my family,
There's no need to fear.
Instead of sucking humans,
We would prefer a deer.
We're not among the living,
So we dont need to sleep.
So, hey, let's throw a party,
And come in Emmett's jeep.
I think a storm is brewing,
And Edwards really keen.
To throw around a baseball,
Come and join the team.
Rose is really gorgeous,
But her temper's really bad.
But you'll love Carlisle and Esme,
My vampire Mum and Dad.
The best thing I saw coming,
My sister Bella Swan.
They went to Isle Esme,
And now Nessie is born.
One thing we put up with,
For Nessie's salvation.
Is Jake's stinky wolf pack,
Living on the reservation.
Oh, yeah, I see the future,
The world is set on fire.
And everyone's talkin,
About the author Stephenie Meyer
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The 10 Commandments of Twilight
1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.
3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.
4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.
5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.
6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.
8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)
9. You shall not covet Edward.
10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
Also I am 110 Team Freaking Edward and it ain't gonna change. It didn't change when Jake took his shirt off in New Moon like it did for some people. I mean come on he was only what 17 errrrr I prefer the older type.
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Bella's First Day of School Outfit:http://www.polyvore.com/bella_salvators_first_day_school/set?id=24451216
Chapter 2 First Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/bsc2/set?id=27883476
A Fishy Tail
Bella's First Day Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/fishy_tail_bellas_first_day/set?id=24702060
Skater Girl(Not put up yet! I'll do it tomorrow, but check the outfit...)
Bella's Motorcycle: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/2007ModelwitLE.jpg
Bella's Outifit for First Day: http://www.polyvore.com/skater_girl_bellas_first_day/set?id=25134274
If I Die, Remember Me(Not put up yet, but this is the pictures for chapter 1 so far)
Bella's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=25499708
Bella's Ferrari Enzo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/32495584@N04/3166670154/
I Came From The City of Love To This?
Charlie's House: http://www.northwestidx.com/listing.php?site_id=39060&mls=65919&client_search=117164922
Bella's Car: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hommell_Berlinette.jpg
Bella's First Day of School Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/french_bella/set?id=26421490
Bella's hairstyle: http://static.becomegorgeous.com/img/arts/2010/Aug/04/2523/brunette_long_layered_hairstyle.jpg
Rockin' Out is What I'm All About
Concert Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=27913381
Concert Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=27913754
Bella(Kristen Stewart doesn't cut it for me. This girl is beautiful and natural): http://www.freewebs.com/skye36/aboutme.htm
Concert Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/bella/set?id=27914863
Choreographies for Firework(Give these guys a hand! They did amazing!): 1.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-snzCyJrkQ&feature=related
3 year old Crying Over Justin Bieber:
Video of the three year old this one shot is based on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI&feature=related
Arreso, l'ha Lasciato :
Bella's car: http://www.carsession.com/photos/lexus/2011-lexus-is-350c-f-sport-special-edition-price-0.jpg.html
Bella's Dress for Dance: http://www.jovani.com/prom-dresses/chiffon-beaded-gown-prom-dress-style-7209-7743
Bella's Shoes: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PS&productid=511520&imgindex=1
Bella's Necklace: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PS&productid=336917&imgindex=1
Bella's Rose: http://media.photobucket.com/image/pink%20and%20cream%20rose/KumikoKuroda/other/roses%20%20my%20fav%20flower/high_quality_pink_rose_garland_clos.jpg?o=15
Rosalie's Dress for Dance: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PD&productid=590533&imgindex=1
Rosalie's Shoes: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PS&productid=511493&imgindex=1
Rosalie's Necklace: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PS&productid=123016&imgindex=1
Alice's Dress for Dance: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PD&productid=585831&imgindex=1
Alice's Shoes: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PS&productid=557091&imgindex=1
Alice's Necklace: http://www.promgirl.com/popups/biggerimage.cfm?cataId=PS&productid=122999&imgindex=1
One of the Fallen
Bella's Hairstyle: http://www.myhaircuts.com/longhaircuts13.shtml#
Bella's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/fbfdos/set?id=29086995