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Joined 08-22-09, id: 2058066, Profile Updated: 11-04-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Let's see, what about me?

I love slash. Like, a lot.

I mostly like Harry & Draco and Edward & Jasper, but I'm open to trying new pairings.

I finally put on my big girl panties and posted something. But I wouldn't get used to it.

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One And the Same by Tongue-Twied reviews
That whole sentiment behind the line "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" was probably never going to work out for someone nicknamed, Jinxie (also known as Isabella Swan).
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/16 - Bella
The Thing About Falling by mistyhaze420 reviews
Brady from Lessons Learned. An LL spinoff featuring Brady through the boys' college years. He's always been the single one, the third wheel...it's about time Brady gets a love story of his own. AH, M, Slash Brady/Original Character
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 445,873 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Brady
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4586 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Towel Boy 2 by V for Viagra reviews
A scandal about a Qudditch player and a towel boy rocks the tabloids and Draco is left wondering exactly where he stands with the two men who gave him a night he would never forget. Blaise/Draco/Harry Threesome! MMM, secret surprises! Sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014
Potions Professor Pursuit by Reverie Wilde reviews
It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,224 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The One With the Virgin Bloody Mary by Fr333bird reviews
It's Stiles' eighteenth birthday and they're out in a club. Derek has some blonde dude all up in his business and Stiles isn't too happy about it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles]
With Born Tenacity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
His bruised and bloody body was fished from the Mediterranean Sea with only a wand and a single key as a clue to his identity. Even his name was a mystery. Did he dare to trust the man who found him lying on the beach? This story intentionally parallels The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum, as per the original prompt request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Motivation by NaughtyLaureate reviews
He's a motivational speaker with no motivation. She's a lonely woman who thinks he hung the moon. A chance meeting in a hotel lobby may just change both their lives forever...with A Little Motivation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Hogwarts 365: The Hardest Lesson by RZZMG reviews
Revenge isn't always sweet - sometimes, it's bitter and hollow, and it leaves you heartbroken, .. Theodore Nott x Draco Malfoy (implied Theodore Nott x Harry Drama-Angst/Slash/Infidelity/Saying Goodbye/Sad Entry for Hogwarts365 Challenge on LJ (365 word drabble COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Just a Coffee, Please by beckybrit reviews
Jasper works in a coffee shop,where a dark haired admirer visits the same time everyday. Will Jasper fight his growing feelings or will he give in to the attraction. Slash. Originally a o/s for Fandom for Floods, now continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,218 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Summer Night by karenec reviews
When Edward Masen gets stood up at his sister's wedding, a surprising confession from his friend Emmett might just turn the whole night around. Edward/Emmett, AH. Drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Harvard Can Wait, no longer by Tongue-Twied reviews
Sequel to Harvard Can Wait. Their journey back to each other has just begun. How much does Bella remember about the meadow? Will their new lives at Harvard coax their journey along or stand in their way? If you read HCW, then you've come to expect twists, turns, and resolution in the very last chapter. Oh, and Bruno Mars music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Sequel to Obsessions. It's been just over a year since Draco made Harry forget, and overall things were running smoothly, that is, until a certain article appeared in the Daily Prophet. Now Draco wants Harry back...but at what cost? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,627 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Number Seven by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM Harry already has two children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right? WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,931 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Harry Met Slytherins by V for Viagra reviews
Harry is suffering and the only people who can save him are the two people he thought hated him the most. BZ/DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,764 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Double Bind by RobsH00rs reviews
With the help of an abusive father, and a passive mother, Edward Anthony Masen, Jr. has, over time, found a way to cope with life. The others help him in dealing with love, anger, and the interactions necessary to make it through any given day. It's been such a difficult life, and they just want to survive it. This is their story. Welcome to The Double Bind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,152 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Threnody by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger is obsessed with finding out the secrets of a mysterious music box found at Grimmauld Place, where she's been assigned to stay with fellow Order members Draco Malfoy & Blaise Zabini - two men she's equally in lust & in love with. What's the music box's secret & how will it change everything for her, Draco, and Blaise? Romance/Dark Drama. 2013 HP-3SOMES Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Letters from Dr Malfeasant by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a new life goal and no one and nothing shall hinder him in his valiant pursuit to join the Eaters of Death. Except possibly that pesky Captain Potter. (Fic heavily inspired by Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog.) Epistolary fic. Cracky. Read with no expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lockers by Sara Holmes reviews
HP, DM/TN "After it happens, Harry spends hours trying to justify why he didn't just leave whilst he had a chance, or why he didn't at least turn away." SUPER EXTREME MATURE CONTENT. Yep, one of those again. WARNINGS are inside at the top, PLEASE HEED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Gone Fishing by Milly3c reviews
What does a straight camera man do in a gay porn business? Fall in love of course! Set in the world of Corbin Fisher, Edward and Jasper are in for a ride. Over 18's ONLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,671 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Edward, Jasper
All Tied Up by beckybrit reviews
Draco was kneeling on the pillows at the top of the bed with his back to Harry, and with the way his arms were rapidly moving back and forth it sort of looked like...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chances by livingforfomas reviews
Haunted by his past, Harry Potter leaves in search of a new beginning. Draco Malfoy seeks redemption and finds a broken hero in the process. How do these paths collide and are there really such things as second chances? Complete; written by livingforfomas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Pleasure and Pain by GemmaH reviews
When confronted with the evidence of her husband, Edward, cheating on her with her BFF, Bella sets out to deal with the turmoil he has thrown her life into. This is her story. There are ups & downs, but no promises or guarantees here. Just like real life. *Ch1 now edited from TwiKinkFest version*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,488 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
A Certain Point Of View by RZZMG reviews
Draco is an unfaithful husband, and Hermione is an unfaithful wife... but then, that depends entirely upon your particular point of view, doesn't it? This is a series of exactly 500-word vignettes of the same scene, told from different points of view. Hermione Granger x Werewolf!Draco Malfoy. Featuring Narcissa, Lucius, Astoria. 2012 HP Darkfest Entry. Dark Drama/Horror. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harvard Can Wait by Tongue-Twied reviews
Growing up, Bella and Edward learn that being able to be yourself is 50% about where you are and 50% about who you are with. Short, One-shot length. E/B/the Handsome Man *Nominated for Fic of the Week at The Lemonade Stand 3 times*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,139 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Sweat by RZZMG reviews
When Draco Malfoy's co-worker, Harry Potter, catches him in the dressing room at Harvey Nichols sporting women's lingerie - a costume for a gender-bending party to be held at Malfoy Manor on Beltane night - the unrequited feelings of half a lifetime are about to come to a head... Post-Hogwarts, EWE 2010 . Draco x Harry/Drarry. Drama/Hot Shag! 2012 HP Reversathon Fic Exchange entry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,373 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watch Your Mouth by beckybrit reviews
Arthur wants Merlin's mouth. Merlin is a tease. Written for Kink Bingo - Oral Fixation
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Change by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. "Draco meets Harry's eyes, and Harry has a brief moment to wonder how this suddenly got so serious..." Written for shameful desire over at Glompfest 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sinner's Island by TwistedforTwilight reviews
A troubled Edward leaves his hometown for an exciting adventure. A FGB Auction STORY written for Leckadams. SLASH. All Human? M for good times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,796 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3533 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5650 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Roads by prassacut reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Everything by beckybrit reviews
Arthur wants Merlin to let go and hold nothing back. The result isn't quite what he expected. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Tell me How by Fr333bird reviews
Scholarship boy Merlin and well-off Arthur share a room at boarding school. One thing leads to another after lights out. Originally written for Kinkspiration on LJ, but drabbles turned into a story that needed telling. Adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Exploring Options by beckybrit reviews
Gwaine shows Merlin that there are other options open to him besides the unobtainable Arthur Pendragon.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
What Happens in New York by MyLifeandHis reviews
Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In ... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab with sadtomato.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pervy Propositions and Dirty Dreams by beckybrit reviews
After a nasty break-up, Edward Cullen spends the evening propping up the bar at his cousin's wedding. The sexy, confident barman there shows him a little of his world and a night that Edward won't forget. Dirty Talking Jasper contest o/s now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,637 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper
On Your Knees by beckybrit reviews
Draco gets Harry just where he wants him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meant to Be by Fr333bird reviews
"The first time I see Riley, my eyes lock onto him and I can't look away." Seth and Riley's lives are shattered by events beyond their control. Can they overcome the challenges they face and still be together? Slash, AU, contains wolves and vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,145 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Seth, Riley - Complete
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Interrogate Me by beckybrit reviews
Harry questions Draco using some rather unconventional methods.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Say The Word by beckybrit reviews
When Draco Malfoy enters the same pub as Harry and his friends, things take an interesting turn. "If you don't go over there right this minute," Hermione paused, and smirked at Harry. "Then I will."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ask Me a Question by beckybrit reviews
When Auror partners Harry and Draco get stuck in a cellar together, will a game of twenty questions reveal more than they were expecting? Rated M for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,001 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tuesday Next by bmango reviews
This is a little series of scenes written from pictures that tuesdaymidnight has sent me. Basically PWP. All JxE. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Dark Wolves and Vampire Delights by beckybrit reviews
When Charlie is supposedly killed by a wild animal, Bella returns for the funeral and is met with a less than warm reception. She discovers Forks is no longer the safe, sleepy town she left behind 6 years ago and is now full of secrets and danger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,698 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons Learned: The Extras by mistyhaze420 reviews
Outtakes and such from Lessons Learned. I may do some more here from time to time, after the story is complete. E/J Slash, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,700 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Boys, Books and Library Fun by beckybrit reviews
Riley's shifts at the library are sometimes a little boring, but that all changes when Edward has some books to return. Can Riley help him to find just what he's looking for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Riley, Edward - Complete
Eye Candy by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 365 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 7231 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Who To Trust by beckybrit reviews
A serial killer is loose in Seattle. Bartender Bella Swan must choose between her friend and her lover when both men accuse the other of committing these awful crimes. When the evidence begins to mount up, she must decide who to trust. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smutiversity by SmutSisters reviews
Have you ever tried to write a good lemon? It's not that easy. Plus, reading bad lemons kind of kills the horniness. So, we decided we need to practice our smut. And what better way is there, than to write a fic about writing smut? Rated M for... a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Comfortable by LyricalKris reviews
Jasper Whitlock never thought to question his sexuality. He probably should have. Well - no time like the present. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Bluetooth by Malice Slashlover reviews
Slash. A/H. Edward and Jasper are reunited via a random bluetooth scan on Edwards new phone. What will happen next? Rated M for uh ... yeah...ummmmm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,753 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper
When Can I See You Again? by sadtomato reviews
Jasper's been out and proud for 15 years. What happens when he meets Carlisle, who is just stepping out of the closet for the first time? Voted First Place in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest 2.0!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle
Deep Thoughts by itsjustme1217 reviews
Prominent and respected psychiatrist, Carlisle Cullen is a genius. He has found a way to control his patients that revolutionizes his life. Sometimes with great genius comes great madness. AH/AU Rated M for language, non-consensual sex, and gore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Grumpy Old Vamps by GrumpyOldVamps reviews
When Edward meets Bella's father for the first time, things don't exactly go as planned...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Punk Goes To College by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P THREE: Punk has a plan. Perv doesn't stand a chance. WARNING: Sock bondage and below table blowjobs. Spanks for reading! Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Obsessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,667 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drenched by MizzHyde reviews
Drenched: A Song in 36 verses. Here comes the rain again / falling from the stars / drenched in my pain again / becoming who we are. AH / Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Perv Says Yes by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P TWO: Perv told Punk no. Twice. What an idiot. WARNING: Handcuffs and spanking included. You are SO welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Punk and Perv's Excellent Adventure by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P ONE: Perv sees Punk. Perv chases Punk. Punk dances. WARNING: Fictional spanking included. You're welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Towel Boy by V for Viagra reviews
HP/DM/BZ After years being tormented by the two sexiest Quidditch players in the league Draco finds out a secret about them that will change things forever. Not everything is as it seems. Sometimes cruelty hides dirty desires. Its a three-some kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Racerback by Zigster reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Language of Love by AmayaSora reviews
A multi-lingual prank, a confession that shouldn't have been, and a clueless Harry lead to a Valentine's Day worth remembering. Oneshot, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Isabella Fking Swan, and I HATE Halloween by Tongue-Twied reviews
No-nonsense advertising executive Isabella Swan will use any tactic to land her next big account, even throw a corporate party centered around a holiday she openly despises. Will it be enough to win over the client? One shot Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Bella
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Locker Room Girl by SwedenSara reviews
Indulging in sexual fantasies & practically having an orgasm in your open-plan office is an unwise thing to do. I'm not proud to say that this has been an almost daily happening for the last five weeks, all because of a girl at my gym...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars by GemmaH reviews
It's Post-Breaking Dawn, Renesmee has reached maturity and is living with Jacob. When a threat to their relationship arrives that neither of them has anticipated, will it interfere with the inevitability that they thought their bond held?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,320 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Lights Out by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Kinsey Scale by intheclosetcontest reviews
Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Happy Birthday Riley by TwiBoy reviews
It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Riley - Complete
Need You Tonight by cosmogirl7481 reviews
This is my O/S for Marvar's birthday. Three prompts. It has to take place in the 80's. Edward must drink beer. And there has be a hot tub. What happens when two extremely different people meet and attract? Maybe they're not so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Jingle Balls by GemmaH reviews
When Bella is offered a job with the mysterious Cullen family she accepts. But will she be able to accept how their secret affects their beautiful and hot son Edward? With enough lemons thrown in, I'm guessing yes ;o
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked: The OneShot by Whitlock-Masen reviews
I reached out, touching the dark ink lightly as I breathed, “Beautiful.” Instantly, I wasn’t sure if I meant the design…or Jasper. Slash. OOC. JxE. A collaboration between Naelany and SorceressCirce that placed 5th in the Tattward & Inkella Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Summer Lovin': Summer SmutDown 2009 by mskathy reviews
My entry into the Summer SmutDown 2009.After graduating from their first 4 years of college,the kids take a much needed Hawaiian vacation.Fun times ensue as semi-geek E finally reveals his lifelong feelings for sexy B. Canon pairings,AU-H,lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3381 - Favs: 4,873 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 583 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With A Kiss by Karina4 reviews
AU. On a balmy summer’s day, Draco asks his best friend, Harry, a very interesting question with even more interesting results. One Shot romance for Valentine’s - any shameless excuse for getting Harry and Draco together! :o)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Happy Birthday, Baby reviews
Edward gives Jasper his birthday gift, and he takes it like a big boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Extra Credit reviews
Jasper needs some extra credit in Mr. Cullen's class and will do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete