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To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,768 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21726 - Favs: 5,838 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 238,971 - Reviews: 7190 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snare by Raum reviews
COMPLETE - "The lives of Charlie and Bella Swan were devastated when Renée was murdered by a serial killer: The Drainer. Charlie, a former FBI profiler, is convinced that the killer is a vampire, and that those creatures are real. Nobody believes him, till the day he captures one of the undead." AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,223 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6119 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 5,820 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Reroute (A Departures futuretake) by TheFicChick reviews
"I chuckle because I may talk a big Pearl Jam game, but I was raised on the Beatles, and she is straight up massacring that song. If it were anyone else I'd be heading for the opposite end of the house, but it's Bella, and really I just want to be near wherever she is." (EPOV; written for the 2013 Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society fundraiser.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 145 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fifty Shades of Taylor by sunandsurf reviews
What does Jason Taylor think when he meets 23 year old Christian Grey? The story moves on to when Taylor meets Ana... and his red hot relationship with Gail.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,444 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 233,203 - Reviews: 15386 - Favs: 5,365 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10246 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6612 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 4,044 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Selkie Man by DarkBlueBella reviews
AU. A summer studying Scottish folktales leads to Bella Swan meeting a stranger unlike anyone she has ever met. Can she let herself believe that myth and legend might also be reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,402 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spinning Bottles by knicnort3 reviews
This twist of fate story finds Edward Masen, CEO of Cullen Enterprises, getting thrust into the life that he would have had if he never left for college in New York after high school. *My take on the movie "The Family Man" * AH, B/E, AU, HEA, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,490 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Graduate Bitterness by RMacaroni reviews
Bitter graduate student meets eager undergraduate. Sparks fly but not always in the good way. A story about regaining faith in yourself and remembering why it was you used to love what you do. All EPOV. AH. Rated M for language and eventual citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 52,484 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 3001 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete