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Joined 08-22-09, id: 2058168, Profile Updated: 06-06-10
Author has written 8 stories for Shugo Chara!, Higurashi/Umineko series, Naruto, and iCarly.

((i'm going to be writing an iCarly fanfic soon, yeah i know shocking me like iCarly?! but trust me, i'm totally all for Seddie,

anyone who thinks 'creddie' is a cute or amazing couple, you must be sick in the head! carly only went out with freddie

because she feared she would loose the only person who loved her romantically, she just wanted someone to hold onto her

but that she would never have to like, im not saying carly's selfish, i mean come on, you probably would feel the same way))

hey hey hey, im Aria, or some of you close & personals know me as Annalisa! dont like weirdo's, jerks, sadists, monkeys, pranksters, bitches, bullies, and or someone who will beat the crap out of you daily, you have come to the wrong profile! so, GET OUT NOW! if you DO enjoy these things, well you've come to the right girl. Here's where im gonna talk, and your going to listen, if ya dont wanna...THEN TOO BAD! if your a stalker, or a pedophile, or just plainly a jackass, go on and stalk, be a pervert, and fuck off all you want, but let me tell you, if you so much as TALK to me, I will be the one to stalk, rape, AND laugh in your face until the day you die, and if it DOESNT work, i will beat you down till you get my point, got it? good. i have the most amazing friend in the world, yeah you guessed it, miss Erin Yeager, random, weird, and abusive all in one!! did i mention weird? oh ohkay i did. and i have the second most amazing friend, Jake, who's a little bit of all of them, but mostly random. if you really really really really think im so amazingly great and awesome, or im the biggest freak in the world, SPEAK UP, talk to me, i'd be glad to hear whatcha got to say!

I 'LOOOOVVVEEE': NARUTO, jonas, elfen lied, kaichou wa maid-sama, kuroshitsuji, hetalia, iCarly, johnny test, shugo chara, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Yumeiro Patissiere, chu-bra, Pandora Hearts, clannad after story, WOWP, Sonny With A Chance, CN: KND (Code Name: Kids Next Door) bokura ga ita, Chowder, code geass, ToraDora, vampire knight, ef-a tale of melodies, Zero No Tsukaima, jigoku shoujo, 11 eyes, ouran high school host club, and a LOT more...

if you don't like it, go fuck yourself, really? why would you even waist your breath takin bout me? I.DON'T.CARE. :)







You know me not...
But entered into being...
Like invisible thread
Sewn together into the fabric
Of my life...
Words that share a common bond...
Of depths that only few will see...
Yet so profound a mark was left...
To sweeten the life of one...
Who sought to share a part...
Of living in words that tell...
That no others will see and know...

~I m A M o n s t e r H a H a

Anything can happen

Sit still and smile
You sweet little child
Nothing can happen to you
You live in a dream
Where no pain can be seen
Nothing can happen to you
No guilt or regret
Things you'll always forget
Nothing can happen to you
But your dreams start to shatter
Realitly starts to matter
Anything can happen to you
Girls can be mean
You'll lose your self-esteem
Anything can happen to you
Boys can be cruel
You'll feel like a fool
Anything can happen to you
Your heart starts to break
You make big mistakes
Everything can happen to you
So, sit still and smile
You sweet little child
You can handle whatever happens to you

~Marine Azzarelli

Here's a poem I wrote for you, Morgan Collins:

The Pretender

She's with her friends
But they don't know
That she's pretending
Feeling so low

Brown hair bleached blonde
Wearing popular clothes
Seems to have everything
But nobody knows

Blank stares, fake smiles
She knows all the tricks
So smart, broken heart
They make her feel sick

She's just like them
But doesn't know how to hide
Feelings so deep
Burning inside

She lives in a lie
That everyone believes
A sad pretender
Who wants to break free

~I m A M o n s t e r H a H a

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you are totally and head over heels in love with Mr Nathan Kress, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If your

friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

Don't read this:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Stairwells and Steering Wheels by Vix23 reviews
He let out a long, heavy sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. "I just can't figure her out! She's all mixed signals and mysterious smirks. The girl should come with a manual." --- A series of moments between Sam and Freddie during their Junior year.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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Hate is a strong word
Sam is pissed off, why? i'll give you a hint. it has to do with the nub living across from Carly. SEDDIE bit of creddie, and an OC comes along playing as someone close to Sam. i don't own icarly.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Nothing Has Changed
a small SasuSaku one-shot, don't like it, don't bother, but i appreciate you taking your precious time to read it. After all this time, even at this exact moment, Sakura can't seem to let the past go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Finding reviews
Amu goes searching for ikuto, with some help from a friend! AMUTO OC/OC
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Amu H.
unwanted reviews
when the world around you is disgusted with you, and your isolated from everyone, when there's only one person who understands you, is falling in love really meant to be? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Just Because he's gone! reviews
Think back to Shugo Chara!Doki episode 22 when Tadase confesses his love to Amu...Let's change that, shall we? ;D AMUTO tadase/OC kukai/OC
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Twisted World reviews
when the world around you, makes no sense, you start off in the end AMUTO KUTAU
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Friends reviews
Something tragic happens to a certain group of friends, bringing them all sadness. But a visit always seems to cheer people up. AMUTO KEIIMII ANIT-RENA ANTI-TADASE OC/OC
Crossover - Higurashi/Umineko series & Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Mion S., Amu H.
Time Passes reviews
5 years have passed since Ikuto left...5 long years, whats changed so much that when he gets back, Amu doesn't want him to know about it? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.