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A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME...

hair: dirty blond with purple in the back (I think...)
height: 5'4"
eyes: blue
b-day: March 26
piercings: two on each ear about to get one more on each ear on the top of my ears
school: yeah, right, like I'm gonna type it.
hobbies: Reading fanfic n drawing
nationality: Texan from Texas, USA (I don't live there anymore I moved when I was 3)

occupation: being a klutzy accident prone bookworm! yay me!

books: TWILIGHT SAGA, Inkheart Trilogy, the Vampire Diaries, Prom Nights from Hell, Immortal, the Hunger Games, Romeo & Juliet, Little Women, Daniel X, North, the Little Princess, White Fang, the Prince & the Pauper, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hide, Red Badge of Courage, Huckleberry Finn, Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Treausre Island... TOO MANY!! Yes, I am a bookworm that trips over air.

CAN YOU ASK FOR A BETTER BOOKWORM?
DIDN'T THINK SO.

25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Why Pick up Lines Never Work

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together


Random Quotes

"Playing with sharp objects is funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!"

"Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs..."

"'You know something?' 'No, what?' 'Well you really are an idiot if you don't know SOMETHING!"

"Never do something you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics..."

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have tripped over air, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone you just want to SLAP every time you see them, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever lost your train of thought in the middle of a sentence, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something but forgot it right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something but then someone interrupted you, and then when they let you talk you forgot what you were planning on saying, copy this into your profile.


(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :) (I read this and when I was done reading this I thought I was stupid for even doing that)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.


Random Funny Junk (well it's funny to me)

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or emmett lol)

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ORFS (Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

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║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(well I act like one)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm half GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear glasses so I must be a nerd

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

~If you are obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you are obsessed with Jacob, from Twilight,copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever tripped on a small rock,copy and paste this into your profile

I'VE DONE IT ALL

19 things to do at wal-mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started talking with a accent out of no where, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread NEW MOON over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. (Not like he needs anymore anyway...)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile .

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and pastethis into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. (Stupid immobile walls...)

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yup, usually during awkward or normal silences...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. (...Guilty...)

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. (Only if the martians don't give them back)

If you thought Breaking Dawn was completly AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because you're freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not re-post this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Re-post or you are going to die.

Flame Poem-By Meta Knight LOVER

If you want to know when I'm going to write the first two chapters of Vampire Days, well email me at Syrinab10@yahoo.com and I will let you know. I personally like that story to Forks's History for Bella, I'm going to re-write that story so it will be better. Sorry if you don't like it the way it is, but I'm sure you'll like it after I fix it. I forgot to make different paragraphs when people were talking. So until then Stay tuned... LOLZ ;-) That's so fun to say! Bye!! ~Syrina (AKA: Reenie. That's my nickname if you're wondering.)

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 267,641 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 4,506 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6391 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 3,703 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
let me hear you scream by jazzberry reviews
the year is 1790 and bella swan has been sold by her father charlie she is bought and is thrown into a world of vampires.Now a very pale stranger lusts after her will she survive or will it be the worst mistake of her life to give in.Dark edward Rape AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,268 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blood Vengeance by KREA.tive818 reviews
AU. Bella Swan is a vampire hunter. She lives for the kill. Trained since infancy, Bella has become an invincible predator... that is, until she made one mistake. Falling in love with her prey. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dominant Edward by Twilightfans reviews
Bella's family have been Edward's family's slaves for years and Edward claims Bella as his own. r&r please M for language and lemons. NEW VERSION. SEQUEL IS BEING WRITTEN BY: Tewt
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Visitor by Billiebee3 reviews
Edward is going through the motions of living his new life as a vampire with Carlisle in Biloxi, but when he overhears a certain mental patient's thoughts as he passes by one day, he ends up in an unlikely relationship. AU. Formerly titled Alice's Angel. Edward/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,094 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Alice, Edward] Carlisle, Rosalie - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Fallen Angel by The TwilightTwin reviews
Edward left Bella in NM, Charlie sent her on a plane,but the plane crashes and she is saved by 3 vegetarian vampires. They are in a band and they ask Bella to be their lead singer. But what happens when the Cullens come to watch her show? Same characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,885 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping with the Spirit by jasminema reviews
Bella Swan moves to an old house in Forks,Washington and starts to have these strange dreams that are become a reality,then this certain bronze haired, green eyes boy comes.Edward X Bella - EWE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wanted! by creatorofmyownaction reviews
World seems to revolved around one news lately, "The Bronze Haired Killer", Bella, not like others, isn't bothered by the news of the mysterious guy who's currently MIA. Well...Until, he shows up in her house, or, to be specific, her room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,396 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
A fourteen year deja vu by X-Edward-hasnt-met-me-yet-X reviews
What happens when the most popular high school sweethearts break up only to meet again fourteen years later? Will love blossom again? Will they pick up where they left off? Will they be able to help each other mend the broken hearts that have been left be
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008
Redemption by theWebsWeWeave reviews
Bella was only a young girl when she was sold into prostitution. Doctor Edward Cullen has a feeling he needs to save this girl but he doesn't know why. Will he follow his instincts and save her? Or will he leave her to wither away? AH Bella/Edward R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sold! by fairytaleluver reviews
It's Bella's b-day and she returns home to find her father murdered. She then finds her self being sold as a slave to Edward. Read and find out the rest. Sorry. I'm not good at summaries. First fanfic so please no flames.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shattered by eternalsunset7 reviews
New Moon rewritten, with a twist. When Edward leaves, and Alice follows, she turns into a rebel. the sly, but the impossibly sweet Colton enters the picture. What will become of her, and will she ever return to the innocent girl that Edward saw? BxE/BxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Diary by hotflower06 reviews
Bella one day on mistakes brings her diary to school. What happens if the diary ends up in a certain vampires hands? Before Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,923 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Twisted Love Story by milenacullen reviews
When Bella and Edward's friendship comes to an end she cannot stand him, but when a popular senior starts to show interest in Bella will Edward be able to stay away? AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,240 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009
Your Guardian Angel by Mimi-Love-4ever reviews
Protect your charges, child, whoever they are. Remember the rules." Seven new charges for me to protect, unheard of. From what, is the concerning part. Great. ExB, JxA, RxEm, CxE. First fanfic. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 256,834 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words Sink Deep by StreetLightsFade reviews
Bella left her high school due to the torment from her peers. She comes back beautiful and with new confidence. How will everyone react? How will the Cullens and Hales react? BxE eventually. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,502 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009
Sunrise by ninja awesome monkey reviews
years after breaking dawn. Nessie starts to have feelings for Jacob. but can it ever work out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 70,890 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Can't Get None by JakeisNessiesBitch reviews
love-birds Renesmee and Jacob are trying to take their relationship to the next level... but will they ever succeed? LEMONS rated M for language and sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
Saving Bella 2 Shadow within the night by Mychayla reviews
It's been two months since Bella's life had anything to do with Charlie and her ugly past. What happens when her past comes back to haunt her, when shadows of something or someone within in the night lurk all around her? Will she survive this time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
U R SOOOOOO DEAD by twird96 reviews
In 1918 Edward was married to Isabella Swan.He got the influensa and was turned.But Bella was pregnet then turned after the birth.What happens when Bella Rose and Lizzy meet them in forks about 90 years later.SM owns all.T for language and other stuf
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Personal Sun by FreaKiki reviews
What if Alice never saw Bella jump in New Moon and never come to see her? What if Bella decided to try to move on with Jacob and he imprints on her? What happens if she does fall in love with Jacob? What about Edward? Better description inside...M 4 Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,751 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Little Baby Bella by obsessedbooks12 reviews
Carlisle out hunting when he found baby Bella Will the Cullens keep her?Or will they send her away? And what is it about this prophecy the chosen one?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love for Sale by Ping12 reviews
Takes place in the early 1900s where Bella is sold to Edward Cullen by Alice’s father. Why did he buy Her? What does he want from her? And what will become of her as a possession of a brooding Mr. Cullen? Rated M AH/AU and OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise by Yutena reviews
A coming of age story. 6 yr old Nessie is having a lot of firsts: 1st move, 1st high school, 1st crush and 1st family crisis. Can she learn to live with humans and accept that part of her nature? Canon. Completed 8/09.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,894 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Twists and Turns by Caligirl1026 reviews
Bella Swan is a college student. She has everything she ever wanted. The perfect boyfriend, job, college, and friends. But it all changes when she finds out the news that will change her life forever. All Human. R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Saving Bella by Mychayla reviews
Bella has been beaten by her dad ever since her mom died. Alice is always there to help, but what happens when it starts to get worse. Will Bella get the courage to turn her father in, or will she endure the pain until her end comes? Better summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,440 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cold Fire by MoonlessnightXx reviews
What if Bella was in Alice's place? Sent to an asylum, but for a different reason. What if Bella didn't have Alice's ability? How would she find the Cullen's? First Fanfic, R&R. - Disclaimer I do not own the Twilight Series or any of it's characters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dammit Emmett! When will you learn! by XxLoverSarahxX reviews
Oh jeez! Emmett is at it again. Doing stuff to Bella. Involving Jasper in on it when Edward is away. When will they learn to stop leaving him with her? FUNNY. T for Lanuage. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,101 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Her Soul's Asylum by michelle lines reviews
Edward is a doctor at Seattle’s Asylum for the mentally disturbed and Isabella swan was supposed to be just another lunatic. But why does this lunatic know so much about Vampires?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
save me! by itzcoolcullen reviews
when edward left bella in new moon. the volturi attacked her. she now works in the volturi and is treated very badly. will edward be able to save her? or bella will never forgive edward? will edward remember bella? plzz give it a try
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Big Dreams, Big Decisions by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends in a small town but Bella has big dreams. Bella wants to be a famous singer. She moves and Edward is devastated. 4 years later Edward sees Bella and she’s a diva she has to choose between her two loves, singing and Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contacts by 7394 reviews
My version of the contact scene in the Twilight movie. Meant to be funny, rated T. R&R and Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Great Below by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Addiction is a disease on many levels. When the little sister of a dealer meets the trusted friend, how will their relationship come about? M for adult themes, drug use, sex. AH OOC. Entry for Exploration of the Senses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Night to Remember by AliceCullenIsMyIdol reviews
Bella and Elena are twins.They got separated when they were 6 years old, because it was their parent's final wish,or so they thought.Elena still remembers Bella, but Bella forgot her sister.what happens when they meet again in fells church 12 years later?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Elena
Unexpected by Alexandra.E.Cullen reviews
Edward left Bella.2 weeks after he left a guest came to see Bella.He tells Bella she is a witch and that she got accepted to hogwarts.The cullens are not just vampires they are wizards & witchs 2.wht will happen when they see each other again in Hogwarts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
A miracle by iloveROBWARD reviews
When Edward leaves in NM he didn't just leave Bella.He left his unborn child.Bella has been coping by herself for 5 months.When the love of her life is at her door step, will she let him in? I know it's been done before but i always wanted to write my own
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,750 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TWILIGHT POEM by micpao reviews
poem about twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2009
Selenelion by DramaDelicacy reviews
.:DUFN:. Hi, my name's Bella. I already have my happily ever after with my daughter and husband. Then, I got sent back in time, and my beautiful neatly set table turned. xExBx - Set after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emmett, What Did You Teach My Daughter? by JakeisNessiesBitch reviews
Emmett makes a game out of teaching Renesmee naughty things...and pissing off Edward ALL HUMAN rated T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
Nightfall by LizRavenclaw reviews
Harry Potter and Twilight Crossover Laiet Snape meet the Volturi Harry Potter meet Edward Cullen Why are the Volturi in England. Harry Potter and the Aurors would very much like to know. And what do the Cullens have to do with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Iron Grip by Samtastic Sami reviews
Bella gets arrested, and is one of many juvenile delinquents sent away to boot camp in the Washington State Penitentiary.Feuds begin, and then somehow love falls into the mix of fist fights, crimes, and hate.Beware of violence and language mild.All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Therapy by LadyBugGirl reviews
What would have happened if Charlie had forced Bella into therapy after Edward left in New Moon? Not good at summaries, but it's very funny, please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella
Blushless Bella by onedirectioninfection
Bella Swan arrived in Forks but the Cullen family weren't there. History was changed, as Isabella made friends with the wrong people. When the Cullen's arrive, can History be corrected, or will it stay changed? AU AH OOC Bella/? x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella
Wedding HiJinks by Infinitypoet reviews
Have you ever wondered what Edward and Bella's wedding would have been like had Emmett officated? Well this is my take on it. I hope you enjoy. Story is from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
My Best Friend's Girl by Samtastic Sami reviews
Edward has a hobby: being a professional asshole. Hey, he's got to make a living somehow. Getting couples back together? Psh, no prob. But finding love? Big prob. Especially when his desperate best friend gets dumped and resorts to Edward's method.AH,AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009
Wake Me Up When September Ends by Samtastic Sami reviews
I have to move on they say. They tell me you’re never coming back to me. September is over, and I have to move on. I have to get out of here. You broke my promise, and my heart. September has ended, but my love hasn’t.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The End of Forever by DramaDelicacy reviews
.:DUFN:.It's just time to move on. xEdwardxOCx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Assassin or Amore? by ShadowPather reviews
Bella Masen has been an assassin since she was 15. what happens when she's sent to kill Edward Cullen, but finds herself falling in love? what if Edward finds out she was sent to kill him? will his anger blind him, or will he see the real, scared, Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
The Book Bag by Dazzled For Eternity reviews
Bella is in a serious accident on her way to her wedding. She experiences weird things while unconcious, and she wakes up in a hospital. Edward is there. What happens? Read and find out. LEMONS LATER IF YOU'RE NICE. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella
Adjusting to Change by Yankees01 reviews
The Cullens are getting over Rosealie's death and Bella is getting over the loss of her mother. Will they find comfort in each other? Will Edward realize he will find some one? A/N: They are still vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,132 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9663 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Plan by Samtastic Sami reviews
Nessie loves Jacob with all her heart, but he still has her kept in the dark about the imprinting. Nessie devises a plan of making Jacob jealous, but what if she really does fall in love in the process?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
College Life by Chels Cullen reviews
Edward leaves Bella in the forest. Will she still have feelings for him run they find each other face to face at college? Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
The Way We Talk by Samtastic Sami reviews
Rosalie's used to sleeping around with a different guy every night, but everything snaps into perspective for her when Emmett kicks her out his door and she realizes she loves him. One-Shot. Based on the song The Way We Talk by The Maine.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Bella's Christmas Wish by Samtastic Sami reviews
Bella was asked by Charlie to play her guitar for a Christmas party, but what happens when that guitar comes alive and she falls in love? Christmas one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beautiful Rescue by Samtastic Sami reviews
I promise I will always love you, love of my life. My heart is yours. My heart will always belong to you, my beautiful rescue. You saved me from myself, and made my last few months here worth something. One last goodbye before I bid thee farewell. Forever
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward - Complete
Miserable at Best by Samtastic Sami reviews
One-shot, based on the song by Mayday Parade.Edward and Bella have been in love and are ready to leave for college, but Edward must face his fear but makes a choice that he regrets, leaving both heartbroken.Can he fix his mistake before it's too late?AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Give Me the Phone Jacob by OCD-YupIHaveIt reviews
this is a rewrite of a story I read that I liked the idea, but the writing was terrible and I didn't like where the story went. In this Fanfic, Bella gets the phone away from Jacob before he tells Edward that Charlie's at the funeral. CRACK CHAPTER NOW UP
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Agent 007 by Samtastic Sami reviews
This is a story about sexy Edward Cullen the spy out to kill with his deadly good looks. Well, more like out to assassinate someone with his gun. But guess who the target is! Originally a one-shot, but now with an epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fringe by Samtastic Sami reviews
Twilight/Fringe mix. Edward and Bella are trying to solve a mysterious crime, but love anf fatality are thrown into the desperate mix. Every choice is a dangerous one...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
All Again For You by Samtastic Sami
Post Eclipse. Based on All Again for You by We the Kings. Jacob's feelings towards Bella. I thought it would only be fair he gets a voice.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jacob - Complete
The Christmas list by Samtastic Sami reviews
What does Edward get from Bella for Christmas? Sorry, no lemon! Just Santa being a peepin' tom. so who goes on the naughty list? I dedicate this to all Christmas lovers, and because my b-day is already here! yay! enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gambling by Samtastic Sami reviews
Edward Cullen owns the luxurious MGM Grand hotel and casino in Las Vegas. Sneaky card dealer Stanley sues him, and Bella needs to bail him out of his sticky situation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight ABDC Concert by Samtastic Sami reviews
I blended ABDC and Twilight for my friend. What happens when Bella and Edward go to the concert? Are there catfights? hrmm.... it's just a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Game by Samtastic Sami reviews
One-shot. Edward is the star player on the Lakers team, and Bella is one of the sprightly cheerleaders there to...cheer for him...? Sorry, I know nothing about sports or cheerleading.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella - Complete
Edward the Guardian by Samtastic Sami
This is a story based on Twilight. Same characters, but with different mythical creature. Try, angels and grim reapers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Awakening by My-Bella reviews
A Halloween-inspired darker ending to Year Two. Rated "M" for suggestive & harsh language, and dark themes. This is a departure from my normal writing, so be ware!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,548 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Bella Roll Over by X-Edward-hasnt-met-me-yet-X reviews
Okay so this is just a bit of a laught that myself and 'imadoodlenoodle' have come up with in our spare time-which we have way too much of! So Bellas going through all the pregnancy stages. With cotton wool and Jaspers mood swings! please r&r.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
I Need You to Love Me by 11June11 reviews
AU/AH. Slave Edward is desperately in love with his princess, Bella. With a prompt from his brother, Emmett, he sets out to make her fall in love with him, too. But how could a princess ever love a slave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moving on by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in newmoon, Edward leaves Bella. Before he went, though, he left Bella with something that neither of them would expect. Rated for some language and innuendos may become M in the future.Warning is M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Let's play a game by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Happy Anniversary! by teamedward240 reviews
Today I Edward and Bella's first anniversary. Bella got him the perfect present. But what happens when Edward is to busy adoring his new car to remeber his anniversary? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Life's Little Choices by My-Bella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6689 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Temple by 11June11 reviews
Edward's POV of my oneshot, "Shrine." After a miserable day with his brothers, Edward finds out Alice has told Bella about his little secret. Needless-to-say, he panics.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Averse Odium by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Physical ailments are unknown to those who are vampires, but what of the subconscious and mental illness? Rated for rape, and by someone everyone will hate me for. ExB Second and final chapter added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Please Don't Make Me Do This by TakeOut reviews
This is Edward’s point of view of the scene in the Forest where he tells Bella he’s leaving. The middle of chapter 3 ‘The End’ in New Moon, but in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Our Love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in newmoon. Edward and Bella are on the flight back from Voltera. After discussing matters, they find themselves sharing more than they intended. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Very Dirty by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After a long day of Edward related activity, Bella feels up to a shower. ExB Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Amusement by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward takes Bella to the local fair, but at the end of the night is a surprise she didn't expect. A fluffy one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Fantasy by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
War on love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Life just couldn't be fair when Edward is taken from her arms to be sent off to war. Something else comes in his place, though. Experience the pure bliss of a couple's stuggle. ExB, All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Alice, Bella, Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The sequal to Alice and Bella. After Edward and Jasper walk in on their woman, they're stunned at what they find. For mature viewers only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Working out by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The gym doesn't always have to be a place of serious work. Edward just can't control himself around a hot, sweaty Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Jacob and Bella by Rosette-Cullen reviews
When Bella goes to visit Jacob, they both get something neither one expects. While Edward's away, Bella will play. JxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Dreams by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Late at night, while Bella dreams, Edward watches her. What will come of this night? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Punishment by Rosette-Cullen reviews
What happens when Bella goes to visit Jacob against Edward's knowledge? Lemon of course. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: After Wedding by Rosette-Cullen reviews
This is the story of Edward and Bella's night after their wedding. Lemon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Daydreaming by My-Bella reviews
This is a little conversation between Edward and Bella that takes place during the summer between Twilight and New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
There's A Sanity In Repetitiveness by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I couldn't even cry, as much as I wanted to. There wasn't that much in me. There was nothing in me. Nothing, nothing, nothing...Not even sickness. Not anymore. A day in Bella's zombie-like months. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella - Complete
Edward vs John Tucker by My-Bella reviews
One Shot based on My First Year as a Cullen. While preparing to watch 'John Tucker Must Die', Bella & Jasper make a bet on Edward's reaction to the movie. Loser has to explain Bella's change of heart about 'Romeo & Juliet' to Edward. Who's going to tell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Reunion by brwneyedgrl reviews
It is 10 years after Bella has been changed. She has seen no one from her past. But Alices visions are failing her and when Alice, Rosalie and Bella go to Mardi Gras, Bella runs into someone from her past. Charlie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,680 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Make Me by Court2 reviews
©- A little tiny smut ficlet I decided to write about Ginny and Draco's relationship. First cute chapter up- that thing you do. Please leave a kind reveiw and a fun critique; please don't flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Forks For Bella reviews
James likes Bella...Edward saves her from him...Bella falls in love with Edward...ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward