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Joined 08-22-09, id: 2058274, Profile Updated: 10-07-13
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

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Current Fanfic:

Blood Legacy:

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Chapter 5: 0% Complete

Favorite pairings: Kakashi/Sakura, Kiba/Sakura, Bella/Edward, Gaara/Sakura, Tom Riddle Jr./Hermionie, Edward(Different personality)/Bella (different personality)

Books: Anita Blake series, The Old Man and the Sea, Vampire Assistant Series, Where the Red Fern Grows, Grapes of Wrath, Twilight Series( Detest the Movies for Ruining It All), The Host(Hopefully the Movie Won't Ruin It All.. It didn't completely, Whoo Hooo!).

Manga:Many Many Many: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Fairy Tale, Psyren, Sun-ken Rock, One Piece, Naruto, Yureka, Gamble Fish, Ouran Highschool Host Club, The Bride of the Water God, Anatolia aka Red River, Skip Beat, Vampire Knight, subaru, The One... etc.

Anime:(Less many, but still many): Ghibli Studios Collection,Glass Mask, Otome Youkai Zakuro, Hakuouki Shinsengumi Kitan, Arcana Famiglia...etc

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. (meh heh heh heh)

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door (...knods in agreement)

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. (In brain (MUA HAHAHAHA!!))

I'm smiling. That really should scare you. ( :) ... :) )

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (True that.)

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. ( pft)

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas (mhm... :)...:D...>:D)

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. (Get back here you %$&@# ROOOOAAAR)

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" (I wonder as well)

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... (Interesting)

I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are. (exactly)

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. (Denial)

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? (Why be either...)

I'm not as dumb as you look (Or am I...nope, nope I'm not)

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police (True)

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. (Oh ho ho?)

I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder. (That should do it.)

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! (tap tap tap)

I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop. (... ... ... nope, not ready yet.)

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it. (I'm not afraid to use them !!!)

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"( "Yah baby!")

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

"Love me, Hate me, make a voodoo doll of me and stick it full of pins, I will continue to be indifferent to you. "

Excuse me while I find a container for my joy. ( MUA HAHAHA WHA HAHAHAHAHAHA BUA HAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHAHAx200)

"People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do."

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Malfoys and their Mates by Glorioux reviews
Draco and Hermione are four when Draco's Veela recognizes her as a mate. The Muggle and wizard families struggle while Lucius starts a private war against the Dark and the Light and even the Muggle press. Chapters being deleted, but 62 and up will be posted here. New updated v1.0 online.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 39,056 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M.
Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 305,387 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Like Brothers by Colubrina reviews
ABANDONED. Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potter are killed and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. I WILL NEVER AGAIN UPDATE THIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 97,690 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,830 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Speciation of Me by QuinnLark reviews
My favorite word was f*ck. It always had been; always would be. I took my coffee black - French-pressed - and my wine dry and red. I took Jake with a shot of whiskey; Edward with a mimosa. I was stuck between a mix of worlds - theirs and a hazy one I could never see clearly - and it was all a gigantic mind-f*ck.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,315 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33340 - Favs: 20,842 - Follows: 16,418 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 3976 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 4,163 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 6,247 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demon Dance by grainsofsand reviews
In order to appease the emperor of demons, and to save their village, the elders of Konoha offer him his choice of maidens. By chance or fate, an angel is thrown at his feet. Now the question is if she is saved or damned. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,001 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
If I had the chance by Innocent.But.Deadly.Cookie reviews
What if you could mess with the twilight plot? Make it akward and interesting. Follow Ana and Clara as they wake up in Twilight world...after being sent there by a red-haired stranger. Summary sucks But please try it. Rated T for COMPLETE. SEQUEL IS OUT 'I HAD THE CHANCE'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,498 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Jacob, Embry - Complete
Apologies by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,044 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5803 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Home Again by earthbender068 reviews
AU Sakura moves to Konoha, with her mom Tsunade after living in Suna since she was a little girl. Here she finds a love she never knew and not just from a handsome boy! sakuxkiba inoxchouji hinaxnaru rated m for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,505 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Marriage in the Sand by danyel reviews
In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,365 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Debut by EmbraceDiversity reviews
AU Fic. To establish political alliances, the major nations created 'The Debut', an event designed specifically for political marriages. When Hinata is forced to enter, her life takes an unexpected turn. Gaa/Hina. AU. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,210 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Out Of Control by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
Her life was empty, and her powers progressed dangerously out of her control. With Shikamaru gone on various dangerous missions, Ino was faces with countless war missions; spying, seducing and torturing with her progressing unknown powers... Ino/Shika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,954 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
One Last Chance in Seireitei by TripWire- dono reviews
Hollows have attacked Konoha, attracted by our favourite Shinobi's reiatsu. Now they must enroll in the Shinigami Academy. Can our chibi taichou ever open up to anyone again? to Sakura? * LEMON * HitsuSaku HitsugayaSakura HitsuxSaku XD
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,055 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sakura H., T. Hitsugaya
Silent Angel by grainsofsand reviews
A demon finds an angel trapped at his lair. What will he do to her? What will she do to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,664 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Blood Legacy reviews
This is an AU fic where humans are valued for their gifted blood and vampires become the center of the mafia system. Edward is brought up by the Volturi and Bella, a human touched by the butterfly effect finds herself thrown into a previously invisible world. (For readers before 4/13/2013: Being rewritten ;)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Bella, Edward