DaniWrites
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Joined 08-22-09, id: 2058277, Profile Updated: 01-17-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Well Lovely Readers...

I'm back. I took a hiatus that was MUCH needed for my own mental health. I started to get burnt out on Fic and then I got knocked up. And the pregnancy was ROUGH. A bunch of complications that left me a scared zombie most of the time. I barely slept. And when I did, it wasn't good. Then the baby came a month early... after trying to come early twice before that. There was some NICU time and every time I left my baby there, I left my heart with her. I couldn't have been more thankful for Mr Dani Writes during that time, because he gave our almost-five-year-old the love and attention he needed during that time when I couldn't. And now, Micro Mini Dani Writes is doing beautifully. Thriving and happy and quite the little piggy. You'd never know how tiny she was at birth.

And that's been my life in the past year. It's been rough, but I'm glad to be back in the fandom. I only hope that you can welcome me back with open arms. My stories will start being updated again, but I can't tell you if there will be a schedule or anything. Life with 2 Mini Dani's doesn't leave me with any sort of schedule...

I can't wait to get back to Bambi and Eddie Boy and EJ and Snow!

Links to "Whada We Do Now"

Chap 1 & 2

Bella

Edward

Jasper and Alice

Rosalie and Emmett

Chap 3 -

Bella 's yoga clothes

Chap 5 -

Edward and Bella dinner clothes

Alice and Jasper dinner clothes

Charlie and Sue dinner clothes

Chap 7 -

Rosalie's Ring

Chap -

Bella

Edward

Alice

Jasper

Emmett

Rosalie

Esme and Carlisle

Charlie and Sue

Ainsley

Gran and Pop

Bella's gift

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21547 - Favs: 12,094 - Follows: 8,057 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,382 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8350 - Favs: 8,352 - Follows: 7,873 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15007 - Favs: 7,962 - Follows: 7,051 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Also Known As by thimbles reviews
I let a cute boy call me someone else's name for almost a year. Started as flashes for Round 9 of The Twilight 25 and got out of hand. Maybe it will be like that collection of old photographs in a shoebox under your bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,864 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Complete
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,155 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ray of Light by awish0921 reviews
As a single father of three daughters, Edward thinks everything is fine with his family. New to a small town, Bella is running from her own heartache. Can two strangers help each other face the things they have been too scared to face on their own? Daddyward / Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,754 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15159 - Favs: 8,921 - Follows: 9,223 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Smell of Seduction by MoonlightPrincess5sixthousand reviews
What if Edward had taken a more aggressive approach to claiming his mate? R&R thx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4814 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5518 - Favs: 7,031 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Assward met Bella: A THO Prequel by JustForkIt reviews
Wanna know how they fell in love? A prequel to The Honeymoons Over. Chronicling Bella and Edward's courtship, when Bella meets Esme for the first time, and all the good stuff in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Bride by AQuad reviews
Epicness begets epicness, or so we are told. In a story that combines Twilight and the classic tale of Princess Bride, follow Wesward and Bellacup as they overcome pillaging pirates and greedy royalty.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,918 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4219 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 7,957 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving In by TwistedTale reviews
On their honeymoon Bella decides wants to take a look at Edward's darker side in bed. But she didn't think it would be so easy making him give in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12644 - Favs: 7,383 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pattinson Project by Bettygale reviews
Edward Pattinson is the enigmatic leader of his up and coming band "The Pattinson Project". He meets Bella Swan while she interviews his band and subsequently fall in love while dealing with the pitfalls of both fame and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,628 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Burning The Edges by gangsterdorothy reviews
Bella is an anti-social pyro with a colorful personality. However, she soon begins to make friends, face enemies, learn what her family means, and finds out some things she never knew she was missing in her life. AH, AU, OOC mostly for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6219 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning Anatomy by Mrs.MojoRising720 reviews
Edward Cullen sees himself as the Geek of Forks High, but what happens when his dream girl Bella Swan needs a study buddy?.EPOV.AllHuman.BxE Now a Two-Parter!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Screwing Up by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
A psychology experiment on dreams accidentally lands Edward in bed with his enemy’s best friend. Trapped between hate and desire, frustration and relief, he and Bella must now find a way to beg forgiveness for ever falling in love. AU, AH, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5785 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Mr Perfect by FatalBeautyx3 reviews
I couldn't believe my ears. Who does he think he is? He's so arrogant, cocky, charming, gorgeous. Ugh. You just wait Mr. Perfect. I will make you beg for me on your knees.. You will be mine. All Human. It's based on the Korean movie "Seducing Mr. Perfect"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,048 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Where You Least Expect It reviews
Bella hates her sorority, and gets set up with Edward as a tutor. Edward just screams dork-tastic. AH. I suck at summaries. M for language, mild drug use, and citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Whada We Do Now? reviews
Edward and Bella have been together for a few years, and they both think they've fallen out of love. Will that change when Bella finds out Edward's knocked her up? Hmm... stick around for the hilarity! I suck at sums. AH, M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,213 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
For The Love of Chronic reviews
An A/H mini-fic where Bella meets Edward when her brother Emmett takes her on a weed run. We all know they fall in love, but these two do it with a combined love of chronic! Rated M for obvious reasons, PLUS the longest lemon I've ever written.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete