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Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, Twilight, and Naruto.

Hello my lovely little dickies! How I missed you guys so much. Unluckily for those who had enjoyed my past two stories Mother We Never Had and Beautiful Gem, I am not really that sorry to say that I threw them away. Why? I felt that they were getting out of control. So, I threw them away and started all over again. I have a new version of Mother We Never Had and it has the same title. Thank me for making it quite easier on you little dickwads now Beautiful Gem is Noble Gem. There actually will be a Beautiful Gem; however it will be the second installment.

Now, the issue of updating. I will try and update every week...? I will try my damned hardest kiddies. I will even be updating the little story I had started and never ever finished. The Mad Hatter is the name of that little baby there. If I have any fans out there who enjoys reading it, I will continue. Just know that I might have to update every month because it takes time to collect enough crazy points to actually write a damn chapter for that one. Really. I have to actually get myself in the mind frame of Azien the psycho sex freak who has control issues. Let's not forget Gin. Goodness, I have to literally think like a sex addicted victim who's secretly in control of the crazy guy all because of sex! There;s so much hate on Gin's heart and other darker feelings. Azien...well, I just gotta get over the fact that I'm really fucking nice and he's really fucking not. If no one wants to read the damn thing, I'll just leave it has be. Make it a one shot.

So mutha fuckas, any request? Umm, for those little dickies that get inspired by any of my works, do not hesitate to let me take a peep of it. I know I like drawing pictures inspired by some of my favorite authors here on fanfiction. Here's my deviant art account:

I have a tumblr, facebook, twitter, photobucket, and a youtube account. If anybody needs one of those, please, don't hesitate to fucking ask. Do not expect to read your damn minds and find out what you want from me.

OH! Just to let you know, The Mad Hatter is the only yaoi story I have started writing so far. The next one will be a Naruto one. Trust me on this one--You. Are. Going. To. FUCKING. LOVE. IT! Especially the main pairing. Gosh, this story's going to have you hating a lot of characters--and people who remind you of said characters. Just know I'm working on it now.

So, leave any questions, comments, concerns, or request with my secretary and I promise to get back with you within three or four...maybe five.

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Give us our Daily Ramen by kizukatana reviews
Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? Sasuke x Naruto (Yaoi boy x boy) Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,773 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Things as They Are by Solara Myles reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,492 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N.
Healing the Broken by kizukatana reviews
The war is over, and Sasuke was brought back to the village after his final battle with Naruto. With all his goals of vengeance either completed or destroyed, can Sasuke find something to anchor him? And will Naruto still be willing to help him? Naruto x Sasuke (Yaoi - boy x boy). CANON - Post manga chapter 693. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,319 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Twist of Fate by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,494 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U.
Take Me by dmnq8 reviews
1902, New York. Danger and intrigue surround him on all sides, but at the heart of a perilous game of cat and mouse, Uchiha Itachi learns the meaning of surrender. Yaoi. Neji/Ita. AU. Sequel to Save Me. Disclaimer in my profile. For Garmiet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 252,044 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Deception by kizukatana reviews
"It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless. He eyed Naruto with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?" "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly rising to Sasuke's zipper. Crime. Yaoi SasuNaru - AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 256,910 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Rewrite by Murasaki B reviews
Being raised by the single man he calls "dad", who seems to hate his guts, is Naruto's personal hell. When one day a bastard of a transfer student insists they're friends, he's even forced to question his own sanity. Things spiral out of control. That he constantly feels like he's being watched doesn't help either. Warning: rape, mentions of abuse, violence, spoilers for the manga
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 260,951 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Worst Shift by CapturedByNoodles reviews
A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,526 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Within the Bush Clover by tinyraver reviews
This was a duty for her village. This was a game to pass his time. Within the confines of their minds and hearts, could this bring change in his resolve or would this change her life and the village she loves forever? This was their fate, the red string that bound them together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,957 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Ino Y., Madara U.] - Complete
An Unbreakable Bond by kizukatana reviews
This was my little daydream after reading ch 698. Canon. Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imprisonment by GoodMorningFlower reviews
Itachi's dpression sends him over the edge and worried, desperate parents send him to the pet shop to find a friend to cheer him up. Little does he know that he could find the pet of his dreams. ItaNaru YAOI! Don't like, don't read. ADOPTED IDEA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,440 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fate's Palette by ShiroMinako reviews
AU. Naruto is cool, pretentious and never came across something he couldn't have. Sasuke is diplomatic, charming and uninterested in a fling. And when forced to collide, fate's palette paints a picture for them. NARUxSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,536 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Conditioning for the Unconditional by BelovedShadow reviews
When the Uchiha family moved, things changed. Fugaku, once in the shadow of his wife, becomes successful. Mikoto, once the perfect businesswoman, becomes the perfect wife. And their sons, well - they change most of all. Once polar opposites, they become lovers. Is their new found relationship a sin? Or is the love they share really the most natural occurance of all since the move?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Breaking the confinement by anti-kk reviews
Confined to prison for the assassination, Naruto is thrown into the very center of ruthless murderers, thieves and rapists. OOC characters; Itachi-x-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,150 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Lessons Learned by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Sasuke never expected to fall for one of his student's father so quickly. Naruto hadn't expected the teacher to be as fine as he was either. Funny how these parent-teacher meetings tend to work out. AU. SasuNaru. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,714 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Royal fiance by Babeonline2 reviews
Naruto an ordinary person who loves cleaning, but he is now finding his life spinning out of control...with the entry of Prince Uchiha Sasuke. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Be Afraid To Tell by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
The Immortal & The Weasel tear apart the Blonde, leaving him broken beyond repair. He doesn't tell anyone, he feels no one will care, and besides. He would only be punished. Madara didn't know if if he could fix him.. But he would give his best. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Danse Macabre by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
All Naruto wants is to live a normal, teenage life. Begrudgingly helping his best friend through stages of a revolting transformation doesn't fit into that equation. Niether does being pulled into a world where pale, tight leather wearing, blood sucking, murderous freaks are convinced they're vampires. GaaNaru SasuNaru Vampire!fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,985 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Sasuke U.
Born This Way by LilyEverlasting reviews
Modern AU-high school & beyond. Naruto is a transgender teen. Sasuke is a bored, angry, rich brat with a clingy ex. Sakura is on Team Edward and has issues, and Kakashi is a school counselor. Warnings INSIDE. Intolerant Flames will be deleted without care. *On indefinite hiatus* I may rewrite. Still reading/learning. This draft though, will forever be on here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,855 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,826 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Different by arrownbow reviews
Itachi is the son of the chief of police and a fashion designer, yet he has dark secrets and few people he can trust, until he meets a drug addict named Deidara who has demons of his own. Can they work through everything that keeps them apart? ItacxDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,466 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Sasuke Says by FastForward reviews
Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,093 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Euphoria by LilyEverlasting reviews
*Rough draft*AU. From the ashes of a fallen Konoha, a new future was born. The age of the Uchiha is at hand, but a certain boy, a certain stealthy Fox, a band of misfit rebels, a leader's son, a girl with no future, and a wanted man might just change that. Slash and Het. FIRST 3 CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN REWRITTEN/REVISED. A RE-READ IS *STRONGLY* ADVISED BUT PROCEED W/CAUTION MAY CHANGE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Menma U.
Wiccan by deathskeith reviews
When the four boys walked in they grabbed everyone's attention. But one blond caught his eye the most. SASUNARU Yaoi. Based off of the movie Covenant.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,283 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nine Treasures by aliendroid reviews
Neji, leader of Konoha no Kaze, has finally found the two boys taken from their home 15 years ago. What happens when he brings them back and one of the rescued boys, Gaara, steals his heart? NejiGaa. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Gaara, Neji H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Bloody Attraction by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
He's back and he's more murderous than ever when he finds out that his blonde has a fiancee. Sequel to Blind Admiration
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Disenchanted by JD01 reviews
Being pregnant at 16 sucked. It sucked even more when you were a guy. But what sucked the most was the father being a 22 year-old rich bastard who loathed you with every inch of him. Not that you liked the asshole anyways. SasuNaru. MPreg. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,463 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fiend: A Tom x Bill story by calhale reviews
Set in a world where blood sucking fiends have taken over, Tom must find and kill the fiend that killed his best friend. Little does he know that the person he has fallen for will end up being the person who has haunted his nightmares for over a decade.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,002 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010
Hunger by tsusami reviews
Gaara had lived long enough to know about the sometimes unexplainable things in the world; creatures like himself that shouldn't have existed, but did. AU. vampire!Gaara. NaruGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Three Shades of Purple by Kyuuka-koinu reviews
Kiba and Naruto were once best friends and lovers whose relationship turned sour and abusive. Naruto finally breaks away from him when they graduate Highschool, but what happens when they meet up 5 years later...? SasuNaru KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,550 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Boredom Instigates by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
Harry, Ron, and Seamus are walking to Transfiguration when they run into Malfoy. Warning: stupidity and hilarity. Rated T cuz I feel like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Draco M., Seamus F. - Complete
You'll Be Mine by jasper's naughty girls reviews
Jasper is the one to leave after Bella's B-day but he can't seem to stay away. Who does Bella want? Can Jasper give her what Edward can't? Dark/Dominant Jasper. A joint effort between Jasper's Darlin' Kathy & Cullen818.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Conscionable Decisions by tsusami reviews
When Gaara decides to pursue an arranged marriage his siblings not only question his decision, but choose to seek help from the one person who just might be able to help. AU, NaruHina, ShikaTema, GaaraMei, NaruGaara-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Portrait From the Attic by Nightbloom reviews
Naruto finds an old portrait in the attic. It seems to hold secrets he wants to solve while struggling to keep his relationship with Sasuke alive. But things begin to happen that make him question his sanity. Sasunaru ?naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,837 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alliances by tsusami reviews
Sometimes the line between friends and enemies is not so clear. Alternate Reality, multiple pairings. Takes place after the Five Kage Summit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Sonata of the Soul by Light of the Darkest Night reviews
Sasuke a rebellious teen is being auction in a flesh market.His new master Itachi is as hearthles and cruel as many before him. Can one without a heart learn to love? Can one with only hate and hurt learn to trust?Yaoi ItaSasu ItaPein SasoDei MadaPei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,738 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Changing by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
Nothing is written in stone, and nothing gold can stay. Nothing is impossible, and nothing never changes. Broken hearts are not so easily mended, and boundaries are not so easily crossed. At least until you've had a few. JaceAlec, graphic lemony MM.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
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Mother We Never Had reviews
"It was because of one woman that their lives were spared from the hell and horror they would had have to endure. Because of her tiny influence on them, they were able to find the truths faster, they were able to grow stronger, and they were able to bond forever-and not with just each other. Because of this insignificant woman, they were able to become more." Letter To The Council
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Noble Gem
When Edward ran away with the hopes that Bella would find another to love her, he thought it would be with the human boy Mike. SO imagine his surprise when Bella's kissing a certain sexy wolf-man after she saves him from the Volturi. Not only that, but there's also a new singer in town that has a hellish mouth and hellish secrets. Poor Edward.What's a 114 yr old virgin going to do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Edward
The Mad Hatter reviews
Why do I let him touch me? Control me? That's a good question. I have many reasons my dear child. I let those cold, power crazed hands caress my body out of love. I can keep the madness away.Every night I kept his bed warm out of confusion. I let those sinful lips cover mine out of spite. There are so many reasons why I let him ruin the sanctity of my temple over and over again.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen, Ulquiorra