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Author has written 7 stories for South Park, Kuroshitsuji, and Death Note.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,369 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,477 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Cheers To a New Life by Tora-Star reviews
Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,549 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,901 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Choke by minn's.star reviews
"Come on, you need someone and so do I. We can work something out..." -and maybe it was the vodka speaking for the flushed and disheveled Finn, but Berwald just wasn't a good enough person to say no. SuFin, Gauken AU, M for smut and dark themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,478 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden
No Such Thing As Coincidence by KuroRiya reviews
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,427 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
BECAUSE I'M GERMANY by sugarchupchup34 reviews
WHEN A MAN LOVES A DOG, PERHAPS TOO MUCH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Barbie Boy by Miharu is Haruka's Love Child reviews
Children rarely think before they act. In their eyes, the world is safe and innocent. It's adults who color everything in shades of danger. Six year olds Matt and Mello learn that the hard way. Mild shounenai. M/M
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Matt, Mello
In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Looking through a mirror by JellyfishTamer reviews
Alfred has been used to the fat jokes. But when the fat jokes got out of control his confidence dwindles and stops eating. When his friends start to notice and try to help he's determined that he isn't thin enough. Can they help him before it kills him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,731 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - America, Russia
I got you under my skin by FanSlewFantasy reviews
AU, SUFIN, Berwald asks his favourite school student to do him a favour, with awkward results. CONTINUED. M for later chaps, Please read note. I have no clue what I am doing. DL,DR and enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,589 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Secrets by darklight1601 reviews
What would you do to protect someone precious to you? What secrets would you keep? When Hinata becomes pregnant by a man she refuses to name, the last person she expected to help was her cold, older cousin. Neji/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,802 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3847 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
It's A Girls' World I Live In by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
De-anon from the Kink Meme - Matthew is the only male in a house full of girls. Between buying tampons, over protective sisters and the fact he's still mistaken for Alyssa, is he ever going to find love? Slice of lifeish AU FrUK, eventual PruCan, RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,835 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Canada - Complete
Looseleaf by Atreyl reviews
Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 176 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
Doing It Right by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
Lovina never even thought that she could be gay. That is, until she met HER. Things take a drastic turn and not everything is what it seems. Completely genflipped story: Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, USUK, Giripan, SuFin. Yuri. Rating MAY go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 424,197 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Gangrene by minn's.star reviews
The decay ate all of them from the inside out until the only way to live was to hold onto someone else equally as broken. DenNor, Sufin, yuri. More information in author's note.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Gorgeous by xGlass reviews
Finland and Sweden get married, and Finland is being a goofball. FinlandxFem!Sweden.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
To Get Money by waterrain reviews
Alfred Jones is 15 years old.He tries his best to get money for he wants to visit places around the world. He has phone sex with a rich Russian and does other stuff to gain money. Events occur and Alfred finally meets the rich Russian Ivan face to face.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - America, Russia
dépourvue, chers by Coins Compressed reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. Adult themes. MAJOR OOC, and no longer a fic or ship author is happy with, but I'm leaving it up for others' record.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,142 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
The Color that I Loved the Most by Anncatz reviews
"Standing there with wild eyes, panting from the fervor and drenched in blood, she was the most gorgeous thing that I had ever seen. Ah, yes, red was the color that I loved the most!" Madam Red x Grell one-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Learning to Love by Hitomi Shirou reviews
When Francis and Arthur become the legal guardians of two troubled and haunted young boys, they might have bitten off more than they can chew. FrUK and FACE family, story is better than summary. UNDER NEW TITLE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 85,297 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, Canada
Pirate's Lullaby by TeaPartyPoison reviews
It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,131 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Dip oneshots by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Damien and Pip, Dip galore, ranging from fluffy and cute to...not. T for South Park and yaoi. Fluff,angst, and randomness ahead!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
My hero by Stripes93 reviews
AU. Alfred awakes at night to hear his twin brother screaming. Getting up he finds Mathew being defiled by their vile adoptive French father. He does the only thing he can do...protect what is his. Rated T for language and suggestive rape More info inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,113 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - America, Canada
Redmail by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
Grell uses his amazing Reaper powers of manipulation to get a night in bed with Sebastian. However, while sex does seem to be his original objective, maybe he'll end up wanting more than that, after all. SebastianxGrell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,868 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
It Started With my Roommate's Lacy Bra by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
It was all because Francine just couldn't keep it in her pants. Or, rather, out of them. GenFlip, LameAU, US/UK and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - England/Britain, America
F Y' W'nt M' To by Meicdon13 reviews
Sweden refuses to step out of his corner. Finland gets annoyed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Choose Me Or Your Pyre by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Lovina is a gypsy, Antonio is her captor. He shouldn't be attracted to someone like her, she belongs in a dungeon, not in his bed... fem!Romano/LovinoxSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,001 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Solferino by Aioli reviews
Only broken by the bright sunrise; your smile, your laugh and a smear on a canvas. Itacest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Can I Sleep With You? by GiMaPi reviews
3-year-old Hinata had a nightmare, and she want's to sleep with Neji
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Hallelujah by Nnoifangirl5 reviews
Basically a songfic based on a secret talent of Russia's and Russia and Lithuania's messed up relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
What the Body Remembers by whitetyger123 reviews
Prequel to The Heart Never Forgets. Francis just moved to a small village in England, and finds a strange friend in the form of fairy-seeing Arthur. Written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, rating has been moved to M for later chapters. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,057 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Viking Way by ArixaBell reviews
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Russian Roulette by Stripes93 reviews
Alfred and Ivan play a game of Russian Roulette. It becomes more than just a game...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, Russia
Hetalia Chat by The Rico Suave reviews
The country's talk on chat! Lol, of course, Japan makes it really fun because he shows the photos he's trying to sell to Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Off with his eyebrows! by Stripes93 reviews
America and Canada wonder what England would look like with normal eyebrows. With a pair of tweezers in hand they get to work only to be interrupted by France...who would like to help. Slight FrUK Rated T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, Canada
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Greater Expectations by Verboten Byacolate reviews
GakuHeta AU, in which alcohol leads to potentially hasty decisions, and Berwald keeps to his erotic fantasies. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Nab Jones by Canadino reviews
Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I'm Not the One by SuperDuperGir reviews
Craig and Tweek drifted apart during the fourth grade, just stopped being friends; and in Sixth grade, Tweek disappeared altogether; Now, ten years later, Craig finds Tweek, and he is shocked at what he's become.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Of Mice and Men by Dlvvanzor reviews
His eyes got a faraway look that told me he was thinking about it, picturing it. "We're going to have a little, nondescript house in any country you want..." Repost. Inspired by Luckystar27's "Lie to Me" and Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Real Men Use Viagra And Not Yaoi Doujinshi by pelokkain reviews
Germany gets lost in Italy; his clothes are so horribly unfashionable that they taint the scenery; thus, Romano takes it upon himself to make him fabulous.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
Am I Fat? by Zelda-FF reviews
Poland brings up the simple question with Prussia, then wishes he hadn't even asked. Fluff. PrusPol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Poland, Prussia - Complete
Forget It! by Addicted to Dreams reviews
/"Hold it!" Light yelled. "I'm not yours, L you shouldn't provoke her even if it's for fun, and if anything I would be on top!" /After being labeled "gay" L and Light have to go to America to accept an award for stopping Kyosuke Higuchi, aka Kira. LxL MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,243 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Marriage in the Sand by danyel reviews
In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,365 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Of Priests and Pirates by Ootori Tatsu reviews
Lovino Vargas hates being a 'holy man'. Antonio Hernandez Carriedo is hoping to win the heart of one such 'holy man'. Pope!Romano and Pirate!Spain. Warning! Contains yaoi. Now rated M and in first person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,488 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
When in Athens by RobinRocks reviews
Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Apology by 2originalcents reviews
Cartman and Butters are now together, and Cartman apologizes for every prank he ever pulled on the blond when they were younger...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Addiction by whitetyger123 reviews
Alfred gets fed up with his perfect life and goes to buy some pot, not knowing that he would get attached to the dealer. Rated m for a lot of reasons rp written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Wendys Grinch by TheGirlWithTheSilverTongue reviews
In the locker room, Bebe gives Wendy some advice on her personal hygiene, and how she should uphold her feminist values. Well, in Bebes own, twisted, freaky way. One shot, not femmslash, some cursing, mention of vaginas. Be warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S.
Pretty by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light wasn't pretty until tenth grade. BEFORE that, he kind of looked like the lovechild of a cactus and a hamster... a particularly pointy cactus and an unusually fat and greasy hamster. Light POV, LxL Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Painting by LePetitPappillon reviews
And that was his visage, his flesh, his clothing and his mouth, doctored into such a brilliant grin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Uh, No by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AKA, how Ivan Braginski got a certain fiery Italian to return his affections. Who said pickup lines didn't work? Rumano, other pairings and warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Russia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Viower Excretion Advisd by P-12-Technomage reviews
Russia is secretly the one who wrote My Immortal, the infamous Harry Potter fanfic written by someone under the name Tara Gilesbie. America finds out. De-Anoned from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, Russia
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
This Dance by Sunny Day in February reviews
Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oral Love by Mister Melancholy reviews
Alois enjoys licking people. Commence insanity, uncensored sexiness, and blood. Oh, and also lots of licking a la Alois. Alois/everyone, Alois/himself, Alois/priest/Druitt, Alois/Claude/Ciel/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
To Keep You by whitetyger123 reviews
Low self esteem. Bad past. Horrible self image. These are only some of the things Matthew deals with every day. AlMa, rp by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, AU. Rated M for yaoi and mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hush Now, Go to Sleep by lucky seventh reviews
Peter snuggled further under the blankets before speaking again. "I had a dream everybody forgot about Sealand..." he sniffled, and Arthur almost—but not quite—cracked a smile at that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - England/Britain, Sealand - Complete
It was all for his Doitsu by Falsebound Wings reviews
"L..Let me go" he ment it to be a loud yell but it only turned out to be a mear whisper. Feliciano made a tisk-ing sound and Giggled Warning: Lime No-con Technal crack pairing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - N. Italy, England/Britain - Complete
Age Means Nothing by Accio-Underwear reviews
Ike always liked older blondes. CRACK PAIRING
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Ike B., Phillip - Complete
Penname Invisible by whitetyger123 reviews
They had been brothers for their whole life, and knew everything about each other. But then why was Al finding stories about two guys on Matt's computer! An AU of the dysfunctional family. Al/Matt, yaoi written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,062 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Beautiful Love by Darkfire75 reviews
“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Christening by KivaEmber reviews
AU Oneshot because I am an AU whore. Gilbert was not going to play hide and seek in the garden like a fag. Nope, he and Ludwig were going to christen Peter's bed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Meaning of Christmas by StupidityIsStupid reviews
She found out," he answered simply. "Found out what?" Cartman asked. "My secret." Only K for very minimal swearing and suicidal themes. A one-shot, NOT a slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bubbles by the lie written in ink reviews
Tweek gets a pet goldfish. Creek, contains lime.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
026: Tears by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Anything to make him happy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Skinny Emma by Wednesday Fear reviews
Emma and her eating disorder.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Emma N.
Distractions by crematosis reviews
Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 61,874 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Coloured Strokes reviews
Claude Faustus is an undiscovered artist, living in a monochromatic life. Can Alois Trancy - an up and coming model- be the one to bring colour back into his life? ClaudexAlois AU.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Claude F., Alois T.
Alois Trancys Super Fabulous Amazing Diary reviews
Entailing everything from his crush on the gorgeous Claude, to his hatred of that hoe Hannah, and all about his super rival Ciel. Read all his ramblings, and how his hair is so much better than the triplets,as it is of course, 'shinylicious'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alois T.
Watari and Tanaka are HOMIES, yo reviews
Because really, It should have been blindingly obvious that Tanaka and Watari are homies. CRACK. Death Note & Kuroshitsuji crossover. Short oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Watari, Tanaka - Complete
Alois x Tanaka reviews
Every thing about it was so damn wrong, so very damn wrong. But they had learned to ignore the stares, trained themselves to block their ears. All for each other. Short oneshot drabble AloisxTanaka.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Alois T., Tanaka - Complete
Rollercoaster reviews
Because life is a rollercoaster, Ups and Downs, Smiles and Frowns. Stan and Kyle mainly friendship drabble.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Always reviews
There was no one in the world Liane Cartman hated more than herself. She was a failure. Angsty Liane Drabble.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - L. Cartman - Complete
The only one reviews
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch was the only one Eric Theodore Cartman loved. Butters and Cartman - Angsty Fluff Drabble
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete