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Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl.

I am Chocolate Sauce. Hi there.

Let me tell you a bit about myself.

Name: I shall never tell. Except that it begins with a J.

Age: Teen. Thats as close as you'll get.

I'm a second generation immigrant. My dad is Italian and my mum is French. And I was born and raised in England visiting family all over the world. Manly in Rome and Paris...
English isnt my best language. I'm sorry but it isnt. I dont have a good language.

I have no idea what else to put on here... So here it shall end.

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Nico di Angelo & the Princess of Darkness by CrystalEarth reviews
I don't know what surprised me more, the fact that I had won, or the fact that she was glaring at me with not just hate but also… betrayal… and in her green brown eyes I thought she looked familiar… like I knew her from some other time… NicoXOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Nico A., OC - Complete
Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A game, a quest and Percabeth by breezered reviews
A game. A quest. A problem. What is it all? Why is life so complicated? Why can't we have normal nights? Playing Truth or Dare. But demigods don't have normal nights. Not ever. PERCABETH! NicoxOC. Humor will occur repeatedly! Discontinued for now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,376 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
521 Ways for a HalfBlood to Die by LeatherCouch reviews
521 ways a half blood can die. This may take a while to finish.... Feel free to give me any suggestions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Never Alone by flockgirl reviews
Samantha Greenwood is a not so normal girl living a normal life when her new classmate Nico explains what she really is, half blood. when she goes to camp, she gets kidnaped by evil forces. can she save heself? Nico/OC!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 34,692 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
Timeless by Sa Rart reviews
The Titans won the war. The gods have been sealed away, and. for seventy years, the world has remained until the Titan's rule. But there is a challenger to the Titans' rule, a figure from seven decades ago, who is willing to take on Titans again. And she does not come alone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,113 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Clarisse R., Bianca A.
The Hall of Shame by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
A parody different from all the others. If you're looking for a cliche collection as a guide how not to write any type of PJO story, just look right here! There's gag-worthy cheesiness, Mary Sues, and a bucket of recycled plotlines!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Percy J.
A new Begining by SimplyBeingMyself16 reviews
When Percy has to find his sister. things get a little crazy. i don't own PJO. Ok sorry about the not continuing the story thing. I will continue to write this story. I am sorry for worring some of you guys.Please stay tooned.There will be more real chapt
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
The Truth by LoveTheBoyWithTheBread reviews
Post Hunger Games. Peeta is drifting through life, alternating between crushing depression, and utter numbness, until Katniss comes back into his life. But then someone tries to kill him, and he has to find out who, before it's too late! Peeta's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,605 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Gale H., Peeta M.
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Love In A Mist by caitlumms reviews
Lila lives a terrible life with no parents & an abusive step-dad. When she's whisked away to Camp Half-Blood, she's still the odd one out. Desperate to find her parents, she sneaks away, leading to a crazy journey with an ending no one could've expected.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,568 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
The PJO Gang Harras Telemarketers by Magical Flying Pie reviews
Basically Annabeth, Percy, and Grover harras telemarketers! They also run around going on random adventures as they annoy each other. It's funny story told in Percy's perspective so it also has a lot his random commentary. I hope you like it! *Smiley*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
25 Days of Christmas by NerdySkeleton reviews
25 different aspects of the Christmas season all spread out across 25 days. Shopping, baking, and egg nog galore! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and everything else! Dedicated to all my friends, and one special friend yeah, you, HJ! :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Transplanted Life by pineconeface711 reviews
Percy Jackson has his whole life ahead of him, until he is struck into a coma. The doctors assure the his family that he could wake at any moment. Can he ever wake up? And will his family learn to let go or keep a son that may never wake up. AU AH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Greek Gods and Fairies by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
Opal Koboi and Kronos start working together, forming a deadly combination. Percy, Annabeth, Holly, and Artemis must band together to save the world. Again. But, with their combined luck and hormones, complications ensue.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,253 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Percy J. - Complete
Falling Star by OceanMist9 reviews
So Rylin's lived hundreds of years- her life wasn't exciting until she met a certain demigod who happened to be a son of Hades... When she has the choice to either save him or the world, what will she choose? OC/Nico, Percy/Annabeth...COMPLETE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,702 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
The Return of Opal Koboi by The One Called Demetra reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Marry Your Daughter? What? by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
In which Percy lets slip that he has a rather rich and important father and Mr Dare realizes that Percy and his daughter are much the same age... Not Perachel, definitely PERCABETH, though not mentioned much. Not M. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Never Say Never by Stolen Silent Stars reviews
AU. As the new kid in school I missed Maine. I missed Beckonford and I missed Thalia. Even more now then when she died...until I walked through the doors of the library to find HER. PERCEABETH soon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
His First Kiss by broken-quill24 reviews
Note to self: Never kiss a boy before sneaking into your house after midnight." A one-shot about a past that Artemis Fowl Junior likes to pretend he never had.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Drip, drip, drip by Lady Alyss reviews
What happens when you die? You decay. And when you decay? You become bones. But if you are already bones, if you walk and talk amongst the living, you don't decay because you can't. Everyone else does. What happens then? Drip, drip, drip.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Sibling Torture by The Evil Hershey Panda reviews
Percy has a new sibling! But siblings can't like each other...can they? Annabeth is getting really jealous of the new relationship and Grover has to settle the conflict as they all go on a new quest! Don't like? Don't read. ON HOLD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,736 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
The One Where Percy Can't Cry by WindowChild reviews
Co-authored with ShadowPalace. You're all invited to a movie night at the Jackson house! There will be popcorn, classic films, and Annabeth's insane quest to get her boyfriend to cry at one of them. Percabeth, Gruniper, and Nico!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
Never Attend an Aphrodite Sleepover by ardj18 reviews
Annabeth finds herself trapped at an Aphrodite cabin sleepover, playing, you guessed it, truth or dare. songfic to I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules. please review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Marcia's Nightmare by FeatheredMask reviews
Marcia has a terrifying nightmare! And what's with this cat?
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Marcia O., Silas H. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Celestial Starlight reviews
New STORY! If you want to be a camper in my story, message me with details of your character. I need name, looks personality and godly parent. Truth or dare demi-god style. The more reviews, the more chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Percy J.
Septimus's nightmare by bunbun454 reviews
Septimus has a horrifying nightmare!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Septimus H., Marcia O.
Isabel Knight's Abnormal Life by Percabeth95 reviews
I'm a regular girl with a regular life... not! I'm Isabel Knight, and I've always been abnormal. Well, soon I'm going to find out just how abnormal I am, encountering a few interesting people and other things along the way. NicoXOC R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Nico A.
Movie Night by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
Movie Night for Artemis Fowl and Holly Short does not come often. And what do do when it does? Run, my friend. Tonight, we join them reviewing the anime "Full Metal Alchemist." Written for and dedicated to xFullMetalFanGirlx.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
You and Me by SimplyBeingMyself16 reviews
When Nico wakes up at 3:00 am, he meets someone very special. Sorry the summery sucks, but i hope you like the story. rated T 'cause i have issues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nico A.
I Missed Alice by chipmouskin reviews
A little one-shot. Tom misses Alice.
Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Random HalfBlood Story by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
This story documents what happens when you leave very bored and evil thirteen year old campers to their own devices. Follow their misadventures. Flames will roast marshmallows! PLZ R&R! DISCONTINUED. please dont read this it is literally such a fucking mess
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare: the Parody! by Aish Sheva reviews
It was an ordinary day at camp. None of the PJO characters knew that in just a few short minutes their life would change forever...and not really for the better. -cue the dramatic music- That's right, it's time for Truth or Dare: the Parody! R&R, please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
One Step at a Time by sports990 reviews
Sequal to My Choice. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico are the only ones awake in the world of mythology. What will they have to do to wake everyone up? What will they give up to keep the world safe in all the gods hands? PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
You Know You're Obsessed with Artemis Fowl when by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
The title says it all. I want to see how many other people this applies to. Not any specific shipping.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
My choice by sports990 reviews
Percys time to decide the fate of the world is coming closer, Chirons prophecy is coming clearer, and Athena may be right about Percys fatal flaw. What is real and what is fiction and just how important are the gods? PERCABETH, seqal "One Step at a Time!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,552 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Trolls at the door reviews
Somehow Opal has gotten an army of trolls. and when she makes it known she brings an unexpected ally. How is she controlling the trolls? Will Holly be able to save the day? or will she fail and Haven falls? read to find out! rated T just in case.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F.