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Joined 08-23-09, id: 2058968, Profile Updated: 02-10-14
Author has written 2 stories for Jimmy Two-Shoes, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

IAmAverage's Miraculous List of Favourites!! :D

Colours: Maroon and aubergine!

Food: Sushi and anything made with potatoes

Tv. Shows: Glee, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Saturday Night Live, How I Met Your Mother!!

Animes: Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Princess Jellyfish, Black Butler, Eden of the East

Cartoons: Futurama, Adventure Time!!

Series: Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments, and A Song of Fire and Ice.

Book: The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

Movies: Spirited Away, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Artist: Kyarypamyupamyu, Girl's Generation, Daft Punk, Amy Winehouse, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone (I have funky taste)

Song: Around the World and One More Time by Daft Punk

Medium: Pencil Crayons, Copic Markers or my Wacom Intuos4 tablet.

Hobby: Sewing

Vacation Spot: Malaga, Spain. (SOON TO BE ICELAND)

Quote: DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!

For People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm AISAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I would be the biggest hyprocrite ever...)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Again with the hyprocricy..)

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (not that I'm racist, its just that I only know one black person and he's a jerk)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Well, people TELL me I am but I'm starting to have my douts... lol jk)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I may be but they are in no way related to each other!!! btw Tangled was awesome ;))

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


HARRY POTTER HOUSE QUIZ THINGY

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
] You get along with everyone.
] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
] You love soccer.
] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school.
] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 7

HUFFLEPUFF:
] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
] You love to swim.
] Water polo is awesome.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
] Black is morbid & depressing.
[x] You’re an optimist.
] You’re completely straight edged.
[x] You’re very emotional.
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 7

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent. (A lot of the time I'm pretty upset...dunno why :P ))
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny. (sometimes)
TOTAL: 10

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
] You like metal. (the music? or the... stuff?)
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
] You have trust issues.
] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 5

Ravenclaw *blushes*


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Giving In by undeniablebloodlust reviews
He smirked and came to stand before her. "You like it and you know it, Granger. They all do," he said, confidently. "I've seen the way you look at me. You want me and its only a matter of time until you give in." Dramione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dance by KNDFANGIRL reviews
The school dance is coming up in two weeks and everyone is excited and nervous! Will they all find dates in time? Packed with drama, romance, humor, and more! 3/4 , 2/5, & 1/362 some 60/86, 83/84, & 23/35 PLEASE R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,465 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Forgive and Forget by freeProphe reviews
Fem!Peeta and Gale do it. There's nothing more to it.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Peeta M., Gale H. - Complete
Maka's Secrets by no its taken reviews
Maka has many secrets she has been keeping from all her friends, for fear of being judged. The secrets will be revealed throughout the story. Rated Teen for romantic context later.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Maka A.
101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Killing You by MyTeenageDream reviews
The title says it all! 101 things that would annoy the *beep* out of the one and only VOLDEMORT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
A Million Little Moments by Indigo Signora reviews
Okay, well, maybe not a million. This is a medley of 100-word Phineas/Isabella drabbles based off of song titles. Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Symphony by amberpire reviews
His hair is black and white like piano keys and Soul wonders what his music sounds like. ;Soul/Kid;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Quit by AtomicKokoro reviews
The Spiez decide to quit Woohp...after Tony is killed and Marc goes blind during a mission.
Amazing Spiez!/SpieZ! Nouvelle Génération - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Lee, Tony - Complete
Apostle of God by KIS'E'productions reviews
The Black Order's trust on Allen is quickly diminishing, and he's willing to do anything as long as they don't see him as a traitor. Even if it means allowing them to use his body to create new exorcists. Yullen. Mpreg. SemiAU. Manga Spoilers
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,845 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Corrupted: Blossom's Story by The-Fantastic-Story-Writer reviews
Blossom is taken from her home, her family, and forced into a relationship with a man she hoped would disappear forever. Now, reunited with him, she is forced... Full summary inside.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Blossom, Brick
Secret Loner: Numbuh 310 by numbuh310alltheway reviews
Numbuh 310 is in several bad and confusing situations. Numbuh five thinks Numbuh 310's worst enemy likes her, and Numbuh 310 doesn't want him too. And she has to help Numbuhs 2 and 5 get together. Will it all work out in the end? -finished-
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,206 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
The New Girl by Lolitagirl12 reviews
When Akira arrives in Miseryville it causes some very interesting relationships to form. With Jimmy and Beezy kick Helosie to the curb for the kind, sweeter Akira? Will Helosie try to 'get rid of Akira? Read to find out! Rated T just in case!
Jimmy Two-Shoes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010
Paul Bunion by pkmnstoriesforall reviews
Ash decides to buy a book for Paul's birthday, but little does Paul know... // PaulxAsh LEMON Written by weedluvr
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Ash K./Satoshi
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After the Storm reviews
The storm has passed. It's all over. Alfonse Heidrich is dead and left Edward all alone on the other side of the gate. One night, he has a dream involving a girl long forgotten. Days later, he sees her and they meet again, but it's not her... not quite, at least. Eventual EdWin. Set after the end of the original 2003 series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - [Edward E., Winry R.]
From Heaven to Hell reviews
Jimmy is a transfer student from Australia at his new high school in Vancouver, and is made fun of because of his accent. When all hope seems lost, he meets Heloise, a young girl made fun of because of her height. Then hilarity ensues. :
Jimmy Two-Shoes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete