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Joined 08-23-09, id: 2059137, Profile Updated: 08-19-14
Author has written 7 stories for Professor Layton, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Trauma Center, Monster, and Gravity Falls.

Who: Clarissa Gavin. Not actually my real name. Shocker, right?
What: A white female human of no particular beauty.
When: Don't you know it's not polite to ask a lady her age?
Where: United States. East coast. South. A city.
Why: Dude, I don't know. Why freaking not?

Hi guys! Clarissa here! But you knew that already, didn't ya? I mean, it's right up there. Anyway, thanks for visiting my profile; I hope it helps you understand what kind of a person I am. I think it's really important to know your favorite writers (even if they are amatuer fanfiction writers). XD

Shout-outs to my homies Sophie Trite, my sister and shamelessly cruel idea wall; Vorel Larek, my bestest bud, fellow brony and true Whovian; and Will, who is my favorite person in the whole wide world.

And now, a note to the FBI: Hello government agent(s)! I know you are reading this right now because I am not stupid. That, of course, makes me a threat. I know you've gotta be really busy fighting terror (or not, what do I know?), so I'll make this quick. I'm a socialist. Yeah, so, I'm not really sure what you want to do about that, but I figured I'd tell you so you wouldn't have to waste your time investigating. My parents were totally hippies, which you know, which is why you're observing me. I guess I should tell you I'm not a threat. Not yet, anyway. I'm angry, sure, but not enough to blow shit up yet. But when I am, I'll tell you here. Let's hope you guys are more on top of it than you were with the underwear bomber. Anyway, have a great rest of your day. Hope it's not Wednesday. Wednesdays suck.

Things I've watched/played/read (and ships therefrom):

Anime: Monster (Johan/Tenma, Johan/Nina)

Games: Trauma Center (Derek/Tyler, Victor/Derek, Victor/Tyler, Gabe/Maria, RONI/Gabe, Gabe/Naomi, Gabe/CR-S01, Gabe/Hank, Naomi/Navel), Phoenix Wright (Gavincest, Kristoph/Phoenix, Phoenix/Edgeworth, Klavier/Apollo, Franziska/Adrian, Akbey/Franziska, T. Badd/B. Faraday/C. Yew), Professor Layton (DescoLay)

Books: Sword of Truth, Good Omens (Crowley/Aziraphale), The Graveyard Book (Silas/The Lady), The Book of Lost Things (Roland/Raphael) and The Gates

I'm back in business, baby! Taking requests for the following catagories:

Monster (Seven Heads and Ten Horns) - Drabbles on any topic. Series is finished, so spoiler requests are fine.
Trauma Team (Making Progress) - Anything involving Albert Sartre and Mini!CR-S01.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Yes, it is possible to be both Jewish and an atheist. XD)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Why yes, I am, but that's not the point.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (True.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (True.)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Also true.)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (See ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Check.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Check.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Check.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (SUPER CHECK!)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Yup.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Wouldn't count this one out just yet. Come get me, feds!)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I write fanfiction. What about that is NOT childish?)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Oh so much yes.)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

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Struggling Against Gravity by musouka and Aria reviews
One year after the case at Hazakura Temple, a change in perspective causes Phoenix to attempt to re-establish ties of friendship with Edgeworth. What he uncovers is a complex tangle of emotions that threaten to unravel everything he thought he understood about himself and his old friend.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,839 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
I know how it's like by RedHatMeg reviews
(Former "Nothnig more tangible"). Thirty years on the other side of the portal left some scars on the psyche of Stanford Pines. Warning: includes PTSD and panic attacks.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,139 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Towards the Sun by Foil Candle reviews
Ford follows his brother into the nightmare realm, and now it is a race against time for him to safely get them both out alive.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,258 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Grunkle Stan, Bill, Grunkle Ford - Complete
A Pines Family Christmas by AnimationNut reviews
A series of short Christmas-themed stories, based off prompts following the order of the alphabet. It's 26 Days of Gravity Falls Christmas! Dipper and Mabel are visiting their great-uncles for winter break, and are excited to spend the holidays with their favourite people in the world. Festive antics ensue, as well as family fluff.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
An Old Blue Fish by Wavebreeze reviews
When Lisa Cunningham dies in a car accident, she leaves her sixteen year-old son with nowhere else to go but to the father that he has never known. Now Gabe and Joshua must struggle to understand each other before others separate them for good.
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,129 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Joshua C., Gabriel C. - Complete
Other Lives by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. How they lived four other lives. No spoilers.
Monster - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Johan L., Nina F. - Complete
Next of Kin by sinemoras09 reviews
Nina copes with her brother's coma. Post-series. Gen. No spoilers.
Monster - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Johan L., Nina F. - Complete
And Still I Rise by sinemoras09 reviews
What he does at the end of the world. Johan-centric. Johan, Nina. Gen. Post-series. No spoilers.
Monster - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Johan L., Nina F. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by LittleGreenBudgie reviews
They were just laid-back evenings with good conversation and meaningless sex...yet those meetings might somehow teach a woman with a terminal illness and a man with a failed marriage the meaning of mortality, responsibility, and true friendship. GabeNaomi
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Naomi K., Gabriel C. - Complete
Irony by RamenNoodlesXD reviews
It took only a single night for the professor to realize what he'd been missing all along. In a matter of minutes, the situation would've turned out differently, but instead, he made the wrong choice. Heavy slash, with established Luke/Flora on the side.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Luke T., H. Layton - Complete
No More Heroes by Kal Ancalas reviews
Maria, comic books, and growing up. A somewhat alternative character study. Rated for language.
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Maria T., Hank F. - Complete
In One and Out The Other by Pleading Eyes reviews
Phoenix and Thalassa try to make their unorthodox family situation work. But they both carry the burden of their pasts, of broken lives. Is any sort of contentment still an option for either of them?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Thalassa G./Lamiroir, Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Old Soldiers by Khristallyn reviews
Now all he could do was wait until it was finally time for him to fade away. oneshot.
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Gabriel C. - Complete
Protect Your Treasure by Jabraille reviews
The professor faces a riddle he cannot solve when Flora falls ill. Set soon after "The Curious Village". Short but complex, experimental/stream-of-conscious. Comments on content, structure, format, and rating always appreciated.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - H. Layton, Flora R. - Complete
Text Mate by mikkimikka reviews
Ackbey Hicks, Franziska vonKarma and a rather interesting phone conversation. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Franziska vK. - Complete
Smoke Rings by PrsctrTails reviews
Diego Armando and a young Miles Edgeworth enjoy a much needed break from the hassles of the work world. T for content. Read and Review!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Diego A., Miles E. - Complete
Broken Edge by Jiia-chan reviews
Kristoph has been walking a fine line. With all the lies and the falsehoods, it got harder and harder to keep it all straight. Eventually, it has to all come crumbling down. Gavincest with hints of Kristoph/Hobo
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Klavier G., Kristoph G. - Complete
Blooming by Jiia-chan reviews
Everyone's gotta have a first time somewhere along the way, and Klavier's been looking forward to his for a while. He just never thought he would want it to be with Kristoph... Or that Kristoph would want it to be with him. Incredibly long Gavincest. YAW
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Klavier G., Kristoph G. - Complete
The Spider and the Fly by Aldrae reviews
A little boy people call Johan, and an older man named Hartmann. A spider and a fly. Looking from one to the other one wonders, which one of them is which?
Monster - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Autogynephilia by Aldrae reviews
When Johan Liebert looks in the mirror, it is not always his face he sees. Contains Spoilers. Incest warning.
Monster - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Tightrope by hikachu reviews
This is what Johan likes the most about rooftops: being here feels almost like the end of his long journey will. Like the end of everything. His own Doomsday.
Monster - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Secondhand Tragedy by Eden Lies reviews
A look into the act of manipulation of the weak by a monster-"And then I come to realize that all tragedy is secondhand." Oneshot, AU. Some shounen-ai undertones.
Monster - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Is by Writer Awakened reviews
It is. I am. You were. I remember. Adrian/Celeste, Adrian's POV, because there doesn't seem to be much Adrian/Celeste and there should be.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Adrian A., Celeste I. - Complete
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After the War reviews
Re-acclimating to normal life after 30 years in hell won't be easy, even for genius Stanford Pines. But he's dealt with much worse before; there's no way he can't handle this on his own, right? And the last person he wants to know about his problems is Stanley. PTSD!Ford, no Stancest. Cross-posted on AO3.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Seven Heads and Ten Horns reviews
A series of drabbles for Monster. Most stories T or below, check chapter summary for rating. Ch. 9: Windowsill - Rated M - Even when lying with the love of his life, Grimmer doesn't see the point anymore. So why can't he jump?
Monster - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010
Into the Light reviews
A sequel to Trauma Team. Though unjustly imprisoned and destined to live out his life in a freezer, he holds no hate in his heart. With friends on the outside, working off his sentence became a very real possibility. But when no one visits for weeks...
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - CR-SO1, Gabriel C.
Making Progress reviews
Life is short. Join Albert Sartre and CR-S01 as they attempt to make the most of it. Ch. 6 - New school, new life. Ch. 7 - Winter break has finally begun! My first multi-chapter fic. Spoilers for Trauma Team. Please R&R!
Trauma Center - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Albert S., CR-SO1
Just a Child reviews
Do you really want me to stay with you, Krissi?" A little piece about Kristoph and Klavier at Child Services after their parents are gone. Rating for implied death. Spoilers for AJ, I guess. Please R&R!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Kristoph G., Klavier G.
The Diabolical Acrostics reviews
A series of acrostic poems with the characters in Diabolical Box. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DB! Please R&R.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2010
Should Have Been Storming reviews
My first ever published fanfiction. Inspired by all the other awesome hurt/comfort Layton fanfics out there. Luke is ill and prays that the Professor will come home soon to help him. No spoilers. Luke/Layton fatherly type of thing. No yaoi. Yay!
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete