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Joined 08-23-09, id: 2059262, Profile Updated: 04-21-13
Author has written 14 stories for Junjō Romantica, and Big Bang Theory.

About Me:
I'm Emily, an 19-year-old college student studying Computer and Information Technologies with a concentration in Web Programming and Design. I play volleyball, love traveling, and enjoy writing yaoi and slash.

Due to the recent purges, I changed the ratings on my stories. (SO STOP TELLING ME I SHOULD'VE RATED THEM HIGHER!) The contents will remain the same, however. I've also leaped over to yourfanfiction under the same name to share the love, but I will continue to post here as well, whether the purges have stopped or not. What's life without livin' on the edge.*

Favorites:
Movie: Horrible Bosses
Band: KAITO (Vocaloid)
Book: The Kite Runner, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, American Shaolin
Manga: Junjo Romantica
TV Show: The Big Bang Theory
Food: Crab/Lobster
Drink: Mountain Dew
Sport: Volleyball
Game: Minecraft
Color: Blue

WIP:
"Priorities" (Egoist)
"The Butterfly Effect" (Big Bang: Sheldon/Leonard)
"Postpartum Ultimatum" (Egoist)
"Christmas in America" (Egoist)
*50scenes LJ challenge (Egoist)

My friend is so incredibly, amazingly awesome. For my 16th birthday, she made me Hiroki and Nowaki dolls. They're so perfect and cute; I sleep with them every night.


…FOR THE RECORD, unlike what most fanfics say/believe, I don’t think that Hiroki has THAT much of a problem with public affection (or actually just affection IN GENERAL). Using the manga as reference, in the brief Act 4 flashback scene, he initiates holding hands on a public street. In Act 6, he’s all nice to Nowaki when he’s sick and even gives him medicine MOUTH TO MOUTH. Act 8, he’s all like, “I WANT TO BE ALONE WITH YOU,” out it public. Act 9, he’s topping Nowaki! (Well, like, riding him…you know what I mean.) At the end of the Cheap Star omake thingie, Nowaki’s asleep on his shoulder, and then Hiroki leans his head over on Nowaki, on a public train! Act 13, he gives Nowaki a Valentine’s Day present, and OH LOOK, NO ONE HELD A GUN TO HIS HEAD TO MAKE HIM DO IT. In Act 14, he gives him a kiss just because he wanted to. And finally, again in Act 14…two words: BLOW. JOB. I don't see any other of those damn ukes doing that. (Shinobu doesn't count; Miyagi made him do it.)

So you know what, I don’t think Hiroki is as hard-pressed with affection as people seem to believe!! I will admit, he is shy (hence “I’m cold” rather than “Hold me”) but he’s not like some weird-ass introvert that shuts himself off from the world and is just mean to people. I know he's prickly, but he’s not going to kick Nowaki’s ass into next week for giving him a kiss in public (ahem, Act 15, anyone?). JUST. SAYING.

Thank you.


I will never write for another couple in Junjo Romantica outside of Egoist. Why? I loathe the Romantica couple. Akihiko is creepy and Misaki is a bitch. Terrorist isn't quite as bad, but I hate them too. Shinobu is annoying but Miyagi is funny. I've written one fic featuring the Romantica couple back when I first discovered the manga and didn't have a preference, but now I refuse to even entertain the notion of writing a story for either of the other couples. I really won't read stories that are exclusively Romantica or Terrorist.
What really gets me about both relationships are the rediculous, unbelivable age gaps--10 and 17 years? Give me a break. Look at it plainly: I'm 18, and I don't even want to think about having a romantic relationship, present or future, with someone who is currently in infancy. Nor do I want to imagine having a relationship with my brother's wife, who is 10-11 years older than me. (Same dynamics of the Terrorist relationship. It ain't happening in real life.) The Egoist couple is very believable: met at a park and only have a 4 years age difference. (Okay the whole stalking/key thing is kind of touch-and-go), but they could have been in high school at the same point in time.

TL;DR: ROMANTICA AND TERRORIST ARE DUMB.


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The Uke Flu by Cerberus Revised reviews
Ever envisioned a pregnant Nowaki? Here's your chance to see it. Even if you don't like MPREG, you might like this. At least that's what my reviewers say. Egoist MPREG and AU: All three Junjou Romantica couples to appear. Cameos by other yaoi anime/manga couples. If you like this try TheBlackFlamingo101's "Sekai ichi Hatsukoi Uke Flu" too! Rated "M" for adult themes and situations.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,172 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
The Spatula Test: Another Misplaced Citrus by Cerberus Revised reviews
So, fangirls and boys... People wanted to know what happened with Hiroki, Nowaki, and the maid's uniform after chapter twenty-one in "The Spatula Test." Here's the missing epilogue. Rated "M" for general naughtiness and a bit of "slap and tickle" Egoist style.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,336 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
A Thousand Words by Cerberus Revised reviews
This is a series of JR oneshots and short fics. The first few are Romantica, the rest Egoist. Enjoy! Rating of contents varies from "T" to light "M." Rated "M" for safety. Stories included complete. ON HIATUS FOR NOW with regards to new additions.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K., A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Concupiscence66 reviews
Sheldon cheers Leonard up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Better Together by HowDoYouDoop reviews
Nowaki tries out something a little new but how will Hiroki take to the change?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
The Spatula Test by Cerberus Revised reviews
Hiroki's mother has finally figured out a way to find out what is really going on in the life of her closemouthed son. Will Hiroki come out of the closet or just end up going deeper in? Rated "T". All JR Three JR couples appear. This was my first multi-chapter FF and I'm still proud of it. Lots of laughs and lots of feels. FINISHED.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,848 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K., Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
Words by kc creation reviews
In which Hiroki is insecure and Nowaki, as always, comes to the rescue.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
The other side by namichan89 reviews
RajXHoward slashfic: Howard invides Raj to accompany him to a gala - and one thing leads to another...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
4:03 by skysedge reviews
The core of the matter was that his bed was lacking its usual Nowaki and without the tall idiot snoring softly beside him, Hiroki couldn't sleep. Egoist fluff. Drabble-esque.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Tension by Gryvon reviews
Nowaki/Hiroki. Nowaki helps Hiroki unwind after finals week.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
A Little Bit of Give by whereSilencebegins reviews
Challenge #1: HirokixNowaki Request from CrimsonMidnightRose...the reason Hiroki wanted to top had nothing to do with wanting to please Nowaki. Not at all...well, maybe a little. PWP
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Junjou Fluff by Hypercritical-Q reviews
The Romantica, Egoist, and Terrorist couples undergo a series of trials and tribulations that will inevitably bring them all together. Includes smut, fluff, and may include spoilers up to volume 12. Last Chapter Posted.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 197,246 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Crime and Punishment by Avarice reviews
Nowaki gets irritating when Hiroki's trying to grade papers, so Hiroki Takes Care of It.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Three Decades and Five Thousand Million Miles by freakylemurcat reviews
From icy forgotten rooms to the explosion at the centre of the problem, past family and friends, to the last, livable environment he can find - how to define Usami Akihiko's life with a solar system.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - A. Usami - Complete
The In Between by yunakitty reviews
Junjou Egoist, NowakixHiroki. What happened in the six years between meeting and coming back from America. Yaoi, lemon. Very sweet fluff with some serious plot as well. The Egoist boys at their best! Previously called Love Me.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,106 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Better by Erika Extasy reviews
He's always been better. But not now, for once, I'm better. Ash/Gary Palletshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Know Your Junjo by peacemakerwarfreak reviews
All That's 'Know Your Stars' decided to help out fans to get to know their Junjo couples...KNOW YOUR STARS STYLE! See how pissed off Misaki, Akihiko, Hiroki, Nowaki, Miyagi and Shinobu can really get!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Seven Parasols by cominghome28 reviews
Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,410 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Hot & Cold by DragonRose888 reviews
One foot in the door and one foot out; Gary's tired of Ash not being able to choose. Yaoi, ShiShi
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Bound by Gryvon reviews
Nowaki/Hiroki, yaoi. Nowaki left him no choice but to give up his pride.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
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It's All Fun and Games reviews
Egoist. After a long week, Hiroki and Nowaki unwind.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
The Companionship Experiment reviews
While visiting his mother for the weekend, Sheldon finds himself unable to sleep and seeks comfort in Leonard. Rated M for a reason; one-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
2x5 Obsessions reviews
Egoist. For the 2x5obsessions Livejournal challenge. Fics will vary in rating, genre, and length. Progress: complete.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Christmas in America reviews
Egoist AU. Hiroki knows that Nowaki is in America. It should be just a simple, romantic holiday vacation for the two of them...but when Hiroki meets a strange woman on the flight over, he ends up being in for a lot more than he bargained for.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,102 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
50 Egoist Scenes reviews
All of my fanfics written for the "50scenes" challenge on lj. 99% Egoist, but some fics may include other characters. All ratings.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Birthday Escapades reviews
Nowaki turns 20 and Hiroki wants to take him out drinking for the first time. Crack, fluff, smut.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Beautiful Stranger reviews
Egoist. The first meeting, through Nowaki's point of view.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Family Matters reviews
Hiroki gets an invitation to go to his cousin's wedding, and Nowaki wants them to go. What will happen when Hiroki's family meets Nowaki?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Egotistical Innocence reviews
Egoist. Short, fluffy little stories that aren't long enough to be considered their own fic.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Flavors of Christmas reviews
Egoist. We never saw what happened on Christmas Eve for the Egoists in Volume 9, Act 13...so I bring it to you.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Love of a Lifetime reviews
Written for the 1sentance challenge on Livejournal. 50 sentances of Egoist.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
I Love You, You Idiot reviews
Egoist. Plot less Egoist smut. No joke-straight to the erotic stuff
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Trip to the Doctor's reviews
Egoist. Hiroki has to go to the hospital for a physical. But since his regular doctor is sick, he has to see the on-call doctor, Kusama-sensei...
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
Romantica. The great Usami-sensei has severe writer's block while trying to write a new BL novel, and needs some inspiration from Misaki...
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete