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Joined 08-23-09, id: 2059827, Profile Updated: 06-02-19

Since I'm not a genius writer like so many of you on here, there isn't much to tell. I'm just a ravenous reader who trolls the site looking for scrumptious material to devour.

I'm a *coughmaturecough* TwiTard who has recently come out of Stephenie Meyer's closet since coming across so many others like myself. Little by little the world is accepting us for what we are...fans who don't need to borrow money from our parents to buy Twilight merchandise. Ain't life grand?! ;)

A misplaced New Yorker now living in Myrtle Beach, SC. Single (well, divorced...but not recently) although thankfully or else I wouldn't have been able to indulge in all things "Twilight" so enthusiastically, have two cats who are tired of hearing about Robward, and have been desperately trying to get the rest of my friends on board the Forks Express, but to no avail. :(. Any suggestions to help lure them to the sparkly side would be greatly appreciated! :)

Travel is my PASSION and I finally fulfilled a life long dream in 2013...I spent a week in Romania. I've always had a "thing" for Prince Vlad Tepes aka Vlad the Impaler (whom the Dracula legend is based upon) and I felt the NEED to visit his homeland (Snagov Monastery, Poienari Fortress, Sighisoara, etc.) I can't say enough about this beautiful, misunderstood country. My only regret is that I only had a week to explore it; not NEARLY long enough. Perhaps I will get another chance to see more of this intoxicating land. I do have plans to go back to Eastern Europe (Bulgaria, Hungary, etc.) and step foot in places that Vlad had also traveled. I feel a connection to him that cannot be explained. In fact, unexplained "happenings" occurred while I was there and I intend to see what manifests in my next journey overseas. :)

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My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life, that is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. How long will it take her to get over her hatred of the cocky, self-absorbed pervert? All humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10843 - Favs: 7,146 - Follows: 4,597 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealing Bella by Violet Bliss reviews
To repay a debt owed by her sister, Isabella Swan must spend seven nights in the bed of the scarred and scandalous Edward Cullen, her family's greatest enemy. **PULLED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 16135 - Favs: 7,002 - Follows: 5,025 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Takes a Holiday by planetblue reviews
The girl's not going to know what hit her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,616 - Reviews: 3745 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21571 - Favs: 12,182 - Follows: 8,106 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14932 - Favs: 13,358 - Follows: 5,954 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9644 - Favs: 9,939 - Follows: 6,576 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,157 - Reviews: 10794 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3704 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6415 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 266,387 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Badlands by planetblue reviews
Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,301 - Reviews: 7374 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7361 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 3,857 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,080 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7792 - Favs: 5,658 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 2: Sin & Innocence by drotuno reviews
The sequel to Blood & Glory: Gravity's business is booming, but what happens when a ghost from the past shows up, taking the only thing that matters? Can the team work together to fix it, or will they rip apart at the seams? Rated M E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 264,549 - Reviews: 3393 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 8,648 - Follows: 4,584 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Choices by nitareality reviews
In 1347 a great pestilence swept through Europe. The choices that Bella's Father makes set off a string of events he could never have predicted. Dark, vampire Cullens. Mature rating for subject matter, violence and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6172 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14556 - Favs: 17,188 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In The Blood by fragilefoxes reviews
After 91 years, Bella returns to Chicago to find a mate. Edward mourns the loss of his humanity and his abandonment by his maker. Can they overcome their dark pasts and forgive? Rated M violence & lemons . E, B, Em, R, C, & Es. AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,476 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4816 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete