The Armadillo and the Elephant
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Joined 08-24-09, id: 2060467, Profile Updated: 09-14-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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The Things I Know

Chapter One: Staring At The Rude Boys – The Ruts

Chapter Two: Don't Upset The Rhythm - The Noisettes

Chapter Three: Pure Morning - Placebo

Chapter Four: Girls and Boys - Blur

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Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
History Of Love by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Sultry playboy Jasper Whitlock thinks he has the whole school wrapped about his little finger, but when perky spitfire Alice Brandon sits next to him in History, he becomes aware just how much he needs to know about the world around him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,171 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Jasper, Alice
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
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The Brief History of an Amnesiac reviews
An accident robbed Alice of her memories, now she has to figure out what happened - with the help of the new girl in town and a Corvette driving outsider. But sometimes secrets should stay just that. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alice, Jasper
The Things I Know reviews
Bella and Edward don't speak, Jasper thinks The Moody Bastard and his Virgin Bride need to get over it, and everyone's convinced that Student Body President Rosalie is having Edward's love-child. And then the real problems kick in. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Laundry Room reviews
Jasper's trapped in an empty relationship, forever seeking redemption. One night he meets Alice in the laundry room of their apartment block, and it forces him to reassess his life. AH One-shot for the For The Love Of Jasper Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice