Author has written 15 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pair of Kings, Big Bang Theory, Looney Tunes, Total Drama series, Sherlock, and Murdoch Mysteries.
Hello, to all you knew reader/writters out there, or if you're already familiar then great! So, just a little about me, (Mythology is like my thing I LOVE IT!) I am presently in high school right now, I am an only child, with two very interesting parents. One of my best friends is a writer too on FF, ( peanutsobo3658 - and I have to say, she is way better at it than I am :p) I love to watch movies, read, write and of course read/write about movies/books i've seen/read. Anyway some of my favorite movies/tv shows are Total Dram series, Madagascar, Pirates of the caribbean, Twilight saga, Harry Potter, Being human, Family Guy, Looney Tunes Show and tons of others. Some of my favorite books of all time are Alice in Wonderland/Through the looking glass; by Lewis Carroll and the Twilight series, Percey Jackson series, Hunger Games series, Jack Sparrow series, Inkherart series, Harry Potter series, and lots more. I absolutly love fanfiction and I love to read what you all write it's amazing so i hope you'll all like mine, thanks for reading!!! :)
"BAZINGA PUNK! Now we're even . . ." -Sheldon Lee Cooper
"Nobody's smart, but me, ahaha!" - Rumpelstiltskin
"Et tu, Bruté?" - Julius Caesar
"...this is my answer: not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more." - Brutus
"I'm the kind of person who loves the villain in a story, they've got more character. . . plus I'd love to see the hero get what's coming for 'em"
"There should be a balance to everything, you can't have to much good or too much bad, we weren't made for either - but both, why should we make our creations any different?"
P.S. I'm so sorry that i haven't updated in like forever, I really am and I'll try to update as soon as possible, sorry!
the Mad March Hare
& possibly the Mad Hatter . . . possibly
favorit quotes from POTC:
Jack: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: . . . Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Will: You want me to find this?
Jack: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's - her - face. Savvy?
Will: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do youknow about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much.
Jack: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.
Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.
Elizabeth: Then what is?
Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.
Elizabeth: I expect, then, that we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.
Beckett: I'm listening.
(Elizabeth pulls out a gun)
Beckett: I'm listening intently.
(searching through the broken jar of dirt for Jone's heart)
Jack: Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?
Jack: Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome abored!
(disguised as a man)
Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack: I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
(turning to Gibbs)
Jack: Hide the rum.
Jack: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!
Jack: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Gibbs: Come on, lads! Lift it like a lady's skirt!
Jack: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: You smell funny.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesece to your request. Means "no".
Pintel: 'Ello, Poppet.
Will: You cheated.
Jack: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
Jack: Did no one come to save me just besacuse the missed me?
(Pintel, Ragetti, Marty, and Jack the monkey raise their hands)
Jack: I'm standing over there with them.
Teague: You're in my way, boy
Captain Ammand: Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!
Jack: We must fight . . . to run away!
( Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats them)
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* what *are* you doin'?
Jack: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack: My ship makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack: Well, that makes you
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?
(Jack and Barbossa stare at him)
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: I'd vote for you.
Beckett: It's just good business.
Jack: What? You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
Teague: It's not just about livin' forever, Jackie. The trick is, living with yourself forever.
Barbossa: Dying is the day worth living for.
(as the real Jack escapes, his other selves watch him go)
Jack: I miss him already
Jack: He was quite chrming, wasn't he?
Jack: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me breain.
( in a comical high-pitched voice)
Sumbhajee: And so . . . we shall go to war!
Jack: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one befor.
Pintel: Eerie . . .Tha't downright "macabrey".
Jack: Well spoke, listen to the tool!
Barbossa: As captain, I nowpronounce you . . .
(interrupted by fighting)
Barbossa: You may kiss . . .
Barbossa: . . . You may kiss
Barbossa: . . . . JUST KISS!
Jack: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
Jack: You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?
(Beckett falters, confused)
Jack: ( put out) I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!