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My life, except the following in none of your business. I take about 6 dancing and singing classes along with being in lots of plays. Being insane is quite fun for me, as is being weird. I burst into song randomly. These songs are from: various Disney movies, the Phantom of the Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Evita, Wicked, and anything else I can think of. That's really all you need to know about me!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is

doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

A party

was all she wanted.

Not the alcohol

not the blackout

not the tragedy.

She went to it

the New Years party

and got drunk off her head.

Her friends mother

trying to help, laid her down in the basement

a supposed safe place.

No one thought

it could happen here

in this small town.

No one thought an person

could be that wrong.

She lay there

unconcious to the world

unable to stop

the tragedy that came.

As the guests began to leave

four shadows

entered the basement.

Four boys

barely teenagers

did the unthinkable.

One took out a phone

and filmed the whole thing.

Another watched and laughed.

The two others

did the unspeakable.

When she woke up

she never knew.

But one of the boys

sent her the video

saying he was sorry.

Nobody thought the Golden boy

would be put under house arrest.

Nobody thought the quiet boy

could stand to witness

such a thing.

No one thought the unnamed

would be so horrible

No one thought

that the main perpatrator

would be him.

The boy

he ran to California

too cowardly

to face the law.

That boy

was brought back home

in shame.

That day

the school gathered.

So young

not even fifteen.

Who would've thought

an 8th grader would be a rapist.

copy and paste this on your profile for that girl and her family, and the countless other women who have gone through the same thing.

Post this on your profile to help prevent suicide!

Her voice was sweet, her eyes were kind
She kept secrets and told no lies
She had many friends that helped her out
And she helped them up when they were down

One day at school her friend called her FAT!!
She said it louder and everyone laughed
Everyone turned on her and called her a dweeb
“Please, I’ve had enough” she would beg and plead

She ran home crying that very same day
Then she ran to the bathroom and grabbed a blade
She pressed it harshly against her wrist
And blood rapidly poured down her skin

The next Monday she came to school with scars
The kids in class saw and went on being harsh
They called her big, round, large, and wide
She wanted to yell but she kept it all inside

This time she walked home and decided for fun
She’d slice her neck in rows, one by one
She lost her anger, she lost her blood
She lost her mind, just cause it “felt good”

Soon she stopped eating, skipping every other meal
Her parents never knew, she kept her lips sealed
She became skinny, pale, bony, and thinner
She threw up her breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner

One day she was bored so she got her hands on some coke
She sniffed it through her nose and got a dry throat
She looked around and everything became dark
So she closed her eyes and fell apart

She fainted that day but no one heard her scream
Her dad saw her on the floor like it was a bad dream
She was rushed to the hospital in an hour or so
And her parents whispered and yelled “please don’t go!”

She just layed there on the hospital bed
Cuts on her wrists and a messed up head
Her parents by her side crying endlessly
But she just looked upon them cluelessly

She slit her wrists, she slit her neck
She threw up her food every night before bed
She took some drugs, “it was better than a knife”
She wasted her money, her time, and her life

Her voice once was sweet, her eyes once were kind
Until a single word mutilated her mind
Her friends hoped it wasn’t something they said
Cause a few days later, they found out she was dead

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner.

Nessa looks at Boq.

Boq looks at Galinda.

Galinda looks at Fiyero.

Fiyero looks at Elphaba.

Elphaba looks at a book (and occasionally glances at Fiyero)

What we have here is a love pentagon!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile..

If you LOVE Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

95 of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the 5 that aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you often laugh out loud at things inside your own head, copy this into your profile.

If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap!

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile

Fairy tale castle? Screw that, I want Kiamo Ko, Oz dammit!

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Because I Could Not Stop For Death by Ms. Perception reviews
Pietro and Wanda grew up only having one another. And now they have a team, a home and most importantly a family. Yeah, they definitely didn't see that one coming. A series of stories set post Age of Ultron as the twins settle into a world of heroes, monsters, gods and Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,160 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 5/7 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B.] Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver
Secret Santa by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor and Company by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
The Doctor, Rose, Martha, Donna, Jack and the Master. Living together. In the TARDIS. Domestic madness, adventure and fluff :3
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Donna N., The Master
catch me drinking of your wine by egelantier reviews
Nebula finds a message in the datastream one day, hidden in plain sight at a forgotten intersection of the paths, impossible to reach unless you know the way. She knows the way. She's only shown it to another once. The message says, "Dear sister."
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Gamora, Nebula - Complete
if home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked by egelantier reviews
Build a house, call it home.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Change of Plans by draxisthename reviews
All the Doctor wanted to do was show Clara around Beaumonde; all Malcolm Reynolds wanted to do was finish an important job. However, when Alliance soldiers show up, plans are changed, and Mal takes Clara hostage. The Doctor reluctantly teams up with the Alliance, who've compounded his TARDIS, to find Mal and his crew. Both are ready to do anything to protect what they care about.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,800 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Mal, River
Magic to Do by keepcalmandfangirlon reviews
Every year they come. Over time people have forgotten the players. They are still told about in legends and bedtime stories to small children, to warn them to behave. There is a reason that the residents of the village make up the stories, though. Because they remember. They remember how, long ago, a boy named Pippin, broke a promise. And they've been paying for it ever since.
Pippin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
Crazy Crossover Chronicles by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
Short stories set in the TARDIS, Crossover of Doctor Who, Sherlock, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter and Jeeves and Wooster. Enjoy :)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master, J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
The Pin Is Mightier than the Sword by DeleaMarie reviews
A collection of All-Humor/All-the-Time one-shots, two-shots, red-shots, and blue-shots featuring wit, wordplay, silliness, a vengeful beaver, bald Uther, What-ifs, frying pans, parodies of fanfiction clichés, and much, much more... 59. Arthur's got some new clothes...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 52,295 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
A Room He Does Not Enter by GirlWithTheInkBlackQuill reviews
There are many rooms in the infinite TARDIS, but one the Doctor avoids at all costs. This is what the TARDIS keeps for her Thief to remind him of those he last lost - and those he has yet to find.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
Arthur and the two-headed dragon by Guineverethered reviews
Arthur, Merlin, Morgana and Gwen play a game when they're all children. Young!Merlin oneshot. Just some fluff.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
How NOT to write Titanic fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
A bunch of craziness I wrote for fun, not to be taken seriously. I added a second chapter of insanity, please forgive me...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2008
Never by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
There are some characters in this world that should NEVER be tributes. Ever. This of course is a story about one of them. Now: The Author tries again with a certain mad Time Lord. Oh dear.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Daleks - Complete
Julius Caesar: The Drinking Game by MushroomWings reviews
Because honestly this play needs one. If using alcohol, just don't drive after doing this.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
I am NOT a MarySue by FaceChanger reviews
Caroline is a typical girl. Or she was. But, when she flames a terrible writer she finds herself cursed. Suddenly, she wakes up in LotR and is stuck trying to keep from being a Mary Sue and to save the story from herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Dr Jones and her psychopath by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
Little selection of one-shots about Martha and the Master. Friendship/hate - a BIT of romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [The Master, Martha J.] Rose T. - Complete
Rocky Horror Homicide Show by of the funsized variety reviews
This is going to be a collection of homicide- based parodies of rocky horror songs, including those only done in the play version of rocky horror. Read at your own risk take the risk ...
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011
Welcome to Floor 13 by Nelliezabini4 reviews
Really random one-shot I just felt like writing...Harry and Sweeney get stuck in a really creepy, small elevator together. Lots of weird randomness...but hopefully it's pretty funny : some language and of course violence Sweeney Todd after all ENJOY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Sweeney T.
The Life He Deserved by LadySaxophone reviews
In an AU where Anakin never turned, Obi-Wan has lived a full life as a Jedi. Unfortunately, that life is about to end. -Complete-
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Delivery! by Jedininjahamster reviews
What did Yoda do all those years of his exile on Dagobah? Maybe Prank Calling is somewhere on that list…
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Yoda, J. Kirk - Complete
The Other Version Of Star Wars by Alderaan Girl reviews
I asked my friend to make a short summary of Star Wars and she never even watched it. It ended up really funny, enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Chewbacca - Complete
House of Black: Toujours Pur by anymeansnecessary reviews
"They're the reason why little Corvus can't be a part of our-" Andromeda exclaimed at this, which Bellatrix rolled her eyes at, "-Oh, grow up, Dora! Mother says he's happy wherever he is." The story of the Black sisters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L.
The Language of Flowers by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Meg takes notice of something no one else seems to see...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Meg, Christine - Complete
TARDIS Ghosts by TorchwoodFallenAngel reviews
Amy had always been able to see ghosts, she knows that much. But in the TARDIS it's a thousand times stronger. She sees so many things; so many ghosts. A character study of everyone who has travelled with the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Ridiculous Earthling Garments by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
When the transylvanians first land on the planet known as Earth, to avoid suspicion they must shop for suitable earthling clothes, a task easier said than done. Oneshot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Frank N. Furter
Rosco the Time Traveling Salesman by Emachinescat reviews
A strange man from the year 2010 has arrived in Camelot, selling strange and wonderful things, like cell phones, computers, televisions...and books about sparkling vampires? Inspired by Merlin Children in Need 2009. Crack!fic
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,608 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Bellatrix Goes To Hell by actressen reviews
One got killed by a menopausal red-headed housewife. The other died when the man she fancied threw her into a furnace. It was friendship-at-first-sight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L. - Complete
The TARDIS's Many Rooms by Doctor who romance reviews
Just descriptions of the rooms on board the TARDIS, as interesting and outlandish as I can make them, not to mention beautiful. Starts with Rose's room, but may do all from her to Amy, and also the Doctor. Any room, not just a companions, remember!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010
Neutralization by Shadow-ofthe-Night35 reviews
The reason the vampires are still in the Badass Club, or how Doctor Who Awesomeness Killed off the Cullen Clan, one by one. HUMOR Edward Rosalie Carlisle Emmett Jasper chapters complete. CRACKFIC!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Edward
Kings and Queens by patchworkdove reviews
She'd fallen deep into the white rabbit's hole that was the Shadow Gallery's wonderland and she was entertained by V's madhatter's teaparties, but he still seemed to have stepped from the pages of a dragon's tale.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010
It's all just a floor show by opheliafrump reviews
Riff Raff and Magenta did kill Frank, didn't they? Disclaimer: Dear Richard O'Brien owns all these characters and I don't. ONE SHOT.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Ask Questions Afterwards by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Leia is not going to let anything stop her from escaping. Written in 2005.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Leia O., L. McCoy - Complete
Blind by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Lips red as blood, skin white as bone, hair black as night. Blood, bone, night, and I yet never realized how evil she really was. How could I? I was blind.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
A Song of Paris by Forestwater reviews
Two sides of a coin: Gadje and Rom, ice and fire, power and love. One exists to get ahead in life. The other exists to live. The princess and the gypsy stroll the streets of Paris, never touching, but affecting each other all the same. Disney-based.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
A Day With His Heirs by Sedri reviews
During a winter carnival, the King of Stormhold spends a day with his children, teaching them to be cunning. Or, trying to.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
What if by El loopy reviews
A series of chapters dedicated to what if scenarios in the movie. A bit of light hearted fun. Your ideas are being writen I promise. Chapter 11: What if Christine were accused of being insane? COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Christine, Erik, Raoul - Complete
Snape's First Time by Bamfwriter reviews
SLASH, but barely. Very mild and innocent. Everyone remembers their first time. SnapeRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Witching Hour by Sanaryelle reviews
The night that Macbeth murders King Duncan, told from the point of view of one of the witches.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
A Little Argument by She's a Star reviews
It's been eleven years since the fateful incident at the Frankenstein place, and Brad and Janet are back to being nauseatingly perfect. That is, until their son Junior starts asking some interesting questions and secrets are revealed . . .
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
Closure: The Death of Antigone by Miome reviews
A look in drama form at the main character of Sophocles' Antigone.
Antigone - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Antigone