UnionJack-O-Lantern
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Joined 08-25-09, id: 2061032, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 9 stories for Vampire Knight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."
Stephen King



Follow Me! http://www.unionjack-o-lantern@tumblr.com

Bientôt, si je trouve le temps dans ma vie trépidante, je prévois d'écrire quelque chose en français pour vous belles.

Fan of (to name a few):

GodChild, Vampire Knight, Kuroshitsuji, Axis Powers Hetalia, Homestuck, Dogs: Bullets and Carnage, Assassin's Creed, Fairy Cube,

Black Bird, Howl's Moving Castle, Fairy Tail, Adventure Time, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Supernatural...

DRAGON AGE. YES.


"I didn't have anything against them, and they never did anything wrong to me, the way other people have all my life. Maybe they're just the ones who have to pay for it."
- Perry Smith

"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one who inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it."
- Mark Twain

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
- Terry Pratchett


Cosplays at Present:

Rima Touya (Vampire Knight), Belarus, Belgium, Hungary, Children's Day!Lithuania (APH), Alois Trancy (Kuroshitsuji), Marian Hawke (Dragon Age 2), Dave Strider, Sollux Captor, Aradia Megido, The Summoner (Homestuck), Female!Ezio (Assassin's Creed II), Black Widow (Marvel), Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail)

Along with oodles of other half finished or in planning


"The minute people fall in love, they become liars."
- Harlan Ellison

"To follow by faith alone is to follow blindly."
- Benjamin Franklin


Why I'm here:

I want to freak you out. I thirst to warp your mind. I live to change how you think about characters, experiences, and their relationships between one another. Because if I can twist your way of mind, manner of thinking, and opinion on a character you already know and love, then I have excelled at what I do. And what I do, therefore, truly becomes 'creative' writing.

Merci!


I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
- Edgar Allen Poe

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Rainy Nights by SinisterDelights reviews
Sticking to the plan had it's benefits. (Read and Review please! More Reviews mean more chapters! )
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bertolt H., Reiner B., Annie L.
The Take Down by Euregatto reviews
Annie's hot, but Eren decides she isn't hot enough. "If you were really worried about the heat you wouldn't be dating me." - Eren x Annie [smut] Two-part
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Eren Y., Annie L.] - Complete
Totally Worth It by CanaanAlphardForever reviews
[21] Krista and Ymir spend a day loving each other in the best way, and in between Krista's parents attempt to interfere. Futa-YmirxKrista oneshot. AU. Hectic smut.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Krista L., Ymir] - Complete
Last of His Line by Lady Celestria reviews
When Bartrand was killed when the lyrium idol sent him crazy, Varric believed he was the last of the Tethras bloodline, until one day he receives a mysterious letter that doesn't say who the sender was. Hawke immediately helps Varric out and everyone goes on a trip around Thedas that will see the return of familiar faces, spark rivalries and rekindle lost romance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,870 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Varric T. - Complete
You're My Puppet by Wolfism reviews
After breaking one of Sasori's puppets, Deidara seems like a fitting replacement. Although, Sasori wants to have a bit of "fun" with him first!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Computer Programming EriSol Fanfic! by DJ-Rayvennx reviews
Sollux is busy playing around with his computer at night when he recieves a visit from an unexpected and unwelcome guest. Read on to find out what happens! This is my first ever fanfiction so I apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes or others.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Hate the Way You Love by endlessblooooo reviews
Erisol blackrom PW/OP. Rough draft.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Persuasion by EvilBad reviews
Isabela and Marian Hawke are an established couple who set out to seduce Fenris into a threesome. It turns out to be more complicated than they imagined. Eventual F!Hawke/Isabela/Fenris relationship.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,269 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
outoutoutout by Lvl2DragonTamer reviews
Leliana washes another woman's blood off her dagger. The phantoms crawl.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Leliana, Marjolaine] - Complete
Love Lies Brooding by TamaraAnn1978 reviews
Fenris/Hawke love story, with angst, major drama & Anders thrown in for fun. Major smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,267 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Far, Far Away by starsmeetsky reviews
Aradia Megido does what she needs to survive. In her case, that means prostitution. A breaker of hearts, she doesn't know what to do when she realizes she can't run away from her problems forever. Humanstuck AU, Aradia/Equius
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Aradia M., Equius Z.
How To Get Your Money's Worth by Joanie Dark reviews
In which Sollux rips Eridans shirt, and Gamzee and Equius overhear the most interesting argument in dorm history. Takes place a few months into Trustfundstuck. By Joanie Dark and Elastic Poodle
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Pirate's Lullaby by TeaPartyPoison reviews
It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,131 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Leliana and Morrigan Take a Bath by SerineCeline reviews
Epic title right? Leliana takes a bath and is visited by a certain witch, smexyness ensues, rough smexyness that is, warnings are inside. Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Leliana, Morrigan - Complete
Superior by Temeraria reviews
They were back to the game of submissiveness and superiority. But this time, Kaname will not tolerate anymore insubordination. This time, the Pureblood teaches her a lesson she'll remember for centuries to come. Rated M for a reason.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Kaname K., Rima T. - Complete
Without Pity by Nakimochiku reviews
In the dark of his coffin, Arthur knew one thing. Francis wouldn't just be his. He would be his forever. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Dance in the Dark by LeNimph reviews
Morrigan, upset with her Warden's new found fondness for Leliana, falls asleep with a jealous mindset and the result is a rather pleasurable nightmare. MaleAmell/Morrigan/Leliana Oneshot drabble/smut slight femslash... enjoy
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Morrigan, Leliana - Complete
The Untaken Path by NotLaura reviews
Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alistair, Leliana
From Russia, with Love by Gimpi reviews
Russia and Lithuania. Rated M for a reason: sex, violence, and all that jazz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Russia, Lithuania
Certainty by LadySilverFang reviews
Poland helps Lithuania heal after leaving Russia. For my sis LostHazelEyes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The Faces Of Love by PullMeLikeI'mYourZiper reviews
A story of obssesion, angst, desire and lust, the faces of love. ItaDei, LEMON, slight SasoDei. Now crappy alternative ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
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The Water Man reviews
A young 'mutant' is cast from his mud-caked Medieval village, with nothing but the clothes on his back, a dull shiv, and the promise of respect and riches if he can slay the mysterious water dwelling creature out on the moors. He soon learns that nature is harsh, but fate is worse still as the 'creature' he finds has more to offer than he was warned of... Medieval AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Swastika reviews
Roderich is ambushed and kidnapped and Elizaveta was caught in the line of fire. She escapes and finds Gilbert, but does he understand how serious this is? Or does he know more than he says about the attack? .:Three-shot:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Chamber Maid reviews
"Hey there, shorty, you're not going anywhere but where I want you to, and that's between me, Blondie, and the wall." Alternate ending to Open It. Rape Lemon & Threesome, Gilbert/Lilli & Gilbert/Lilli/? .:threeshot:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Miscommunications reviews
Ivan comes home after a merry day of drinking to his eagerly waiting sister, only to snap into rage when he mistakenly accuses Natalya of sleeping with Toris. She wanted to become one with him...be careful what you wish for, Natty. Rape Lemon .:two shot:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Sometimes You Can't Run reviews
Horrible nightmares of bloody mass murder are eating Ruka alive; is Kain the only one who understands? He gains what he's always wanted by helping her through, but can his dreams really come true because of her nightmares? T for graphics, slight RuKain
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Ruka S., Akatsuki K. - Complete
Here For You reviews
Your best friend can always make you smile, especially if he's Liet. Rated T for shounen-ai. Written in the second person, drabble-fic. .:oneshot:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Shudder reviews
Tonight, she was going to let loose. Was she not allowed to be happy? Gilbert takes Lizzie out to a club to help her forgive and forget her brutal divorce. Things start getting steamy between them, until - a what the hell ending! Partial Lemon .:oneshot:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Innocent Ones reviews
When are the only times you don't want a gorgeous, black haired vampire guy sweeping you off your feet with plans to 'make you his' ? A. when you're already in love with Senri Shiki. B. when he's your brother. Rated T for mild swearing & OC-created incest
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,485 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Open It reviews
Lilli is home alone when Gilbert shows up on her doorstep with a few surprises - including a plan to claim her in the name of Prussia! What happens when Vash comes home to find ore-sama swooning his little sister? T for language, suggestion and...Gilbert!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete