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Author has written 10 stories for Supernatural, Avengers, and Teen Wolf.

Hi, I'm Rachel.

I've got two mottos.

1) A dirty mind is a joy forever.

2) Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations.

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Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Walk In Eternity by RoxieFlash reviews
This message will appear if I'm gone, and the TARDIS detects a kind of energy. Right now she's found a crack, and she's reaching across it, locking onto herself. She's already sized it up, and is preparing for a jump. That jump should bring you back to me. The other me, the Time Lord one. But I have no idea what he'll be like. What he's been through. (BroadchurchxDoctor Who)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,897 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.]
Where You'll Find Me Now by prongsridesagain reviews
War changes everything for better and for worse. No one knows that more than them. They just don't know how it's all going to end up for them. Marauders Era fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,582 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Untold Stories -- A SiriusGemma Collection by prongsridesagain reviews
These are all little looks into Sirius and Gemma's life during the war, during school, and just random moments that you would've missed out on. Sirius/OC, One-Shot Collection
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sirius B., OC
The Nerd in Chess Club by Hikarilightz reviews
Highschool AU. In this story: Sam wants to die in a hole, Dean is Batman, Kevin likes his rice, Chuck is sassy, and Castiel doesn't know what to do with his feelings. Also, prepare for a cheesy ending because reasons.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Firewhiskey Kisses by Amelia Letter reviews
"He's fit all right, but he's as dumb as a post." "I heard he snogs better than firewhiskey." "Nothing is beter than Firewhiskey. Nothing." Rachel Fredricks can't believe her ears. Sirius Black's snogs were not better than Firewhiskey. Of course, Rachel has been wrong before. SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,405 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Stupid Cupid (You're A Real Mean Guy) by thejigsawtimess reviews
Dean and Sam encounter a fallen Cupid. He senses a 'profound' love within Dean, and decides to loosen him up a bit. I wonder what would happen if a certain nerd angel were to drop in at this point...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Everybody Loves Me by CrimsonAngel22 reviews
Everyone loves Sirius! So why can't he get the attention of a certain Hufflepuff? A short one shot, humorous rather than romantic. Not really SiriusxOC-read to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
THE HUNGER GAYS : A FANTASTIC PARODY 4 THE FANDOM by UndiscoveredTalentHere reviews
Clitoris Everpeenis is just an average girl in district 12...until she gets drafted 4 ze HUNGER GAMES! THIS IS A STUPID silly FUNNy dumbass comedy/parody that any member of this THG fandom would truly enjoy and think is funny. IT ISNT sERIoUS!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Undisclosed Desires by krm3DeeDee reviews
Beware, Hufflepuffs are not as cute and fluffy as one might think. Draco is about to find it out firsthand. Oh yes. It's DRAPPLE. Won 2nd place in OCDdegrasii's "Dirty Harry Potter Pick-up Lines" competition. Proceed with caution:P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Zacharias S. - Complete
A Misadventure in Pears by ifan13 reviews
During Human Nature/Family of Blood, Martha has more to deal with than just aliens. How can she keep pears away from John Smith/the Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Fancy Meeting You Here by GirlWithABook reviews
When Annie finds Sirius in bad shape after a run-in with some Slytherins, she takes it upon herself to fix him up. He's just a friend in need...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Drapple: The Story by RisingFire reviews
It was unique. It was sensational. It was striking jealousy into the hearts of hundreds of hormonal teenage girls Hogwarts-wide. It was: Drapple. The tragic story of Draco and Apple's relationship from beginning to end. Please don't take it seriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
A Break From Research by Element's Sole Protector reviews
Set pre-books. When Emry has an assignment to complete, Thomas Hambric is stuck baby-sitting the son he hardly knows.
Bran Hambric - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Hatred Destroys by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
After James Potter is killed, all his sister is left with is pain... and hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Paranoia by I Kidnapped Sirius Black reviews
Okay, I'm a bit paranoid. I admit it. And I suppose finding a two way mirror in my bathroom hasn't helped my... condition much. CO-WRITTEN BY Barbara Manatee -In the Flesh-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
All Good Stars Lead to Libations by Zia Montrose reviews
James and Sirius pop into The Three Broomsticks on a weeknight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Worthy Struggle by BlazeorFade reviews
Dean faces a worthy foe, for a worthy prize. Crack, humour.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Broom Closet Encounters by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
"Hello, Lily, dearest! Fancy meeting you here!" I could practically see that stupidly cheerful smile on his face, as if he were genuinely happy to see me. Creepy little bugger, Potter... "Why am I locked in a broom closet with you, Potter?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How Hugo Got His Name by NikiRadcliffe reviews
A short fic inspired by Mugglecast :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me by alwaysuptonogood reviews
A series of encounters which, in the long run, established Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley's relationship. TeddyVictoire. Post-DH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
An Almost Yes by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
Don't ask me why I did that. It was cruel, and intensely heartless, but I couldn't help but think that wasn't the way I had wanted this to happen. He turns me down, I turn him down. The prick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
10 Things by andthenshesaid reviews
10 things you never knew or maybe guessed about 26 Harry Potter characters from Astoria Greengrass to Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Ghost Of My Former Self by alias093001 reviews
Everyone knows the story. James and Lily Potter gave their lives to save their one year-old son Harry. Sixteen years later, Harry was able to destroy the most hated wizard in the Wizarding World: Lord Voldemort. But, what if Voldemort was never born?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P.
Only at Hogwarts by JBouch reviews
What happenes when Neville is walking around a seemingly empty Hogwarts? Rad and find out. One shot. Written for whatgirl003's American Idol contest. My first fanfic. Rated t because I'm parinoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Neville L. - Complete
Wizard is as Wizard Does by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose and Scorpius tend to drive each other mad. Sixth year just started and all of the sixth years get assigned to a wizard or witch. Will Scorpius and Rose survive this year when they end up working together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
162 Candles by Twi-Vamp reviews
Don’t you see that? He’s never gonna change" His voice is fierce and almost hysterical as he tries to show her just how much his brother has hurt him over the centuries, how he’s spoilt everything Stefan has ever cared about. SXE Episode 8 spoilers.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Stefan S., Elena G.
The Tale of a Greengrass by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Two wizards that come from two different worlds now somehow become love interests in each others lives. Astoria doubted it could happen and Draco wouldn't have ever gave it a thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Draco Malfoy always was curious why Scorpius always wanted to go with him. Scorpius has his reasons. Miss Weasley is one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Fighting Thunderstorms by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose is scared of one thing and one thing only. Only three people know about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
When Are You Going to Get It? by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Two people are in love with each other, but neither of them can figure it out for themselves. What's it going to take for both of them to finally realize?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Cinderella by theebrunettebeauty reviews
A songfic to the song Cinderella. The relationship between Rose and Ron throughout her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Rose W., Ron W. - Complete
Used by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Hermione's trying to make Ron jealous. Who does she use? Ron's trying to make Hermione jealous. Who does he use. And why is Harry caught in the middle of this? One-Shot. Slight Dramione and Hermione/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love When it Matters by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose and Scorpius are finally engaged! But will events in the future lead to them breaking up? Sequel to Forbidden Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
14 Hours by theebrunettebeauty reviews
What's it like flying on a plane with Scorpius Malfoy? The next generation get to visit a wizarding school in America. Rose Weasley has to overcome battles that are about to be fought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Forbidden Love by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose runs into someone unexpected in Diagon Alley. She's engaged and supposed to be married in a month. Will her emotions lead her to giving back the ring or will she marry him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Surprised Husbands and 3 Birth Announcements by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Draco, Ron, and Harry all find out some interesting news from their wives. Three parts. Part three up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Kissing Isn't Always as it Seems by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Astoria walks on a scene she wishes didn't just happen. Why is it she's so upset? Draco/Astoria. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Louis Weasley: The Git by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Louis Weasley is about to spill a secret Rose wants to kill him for. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fred and George's Twenty Rules Of Hogwarts by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Fred and George take it upon themselves to give their own set of rules to the Gryffindor First Years - much to the disapproval of one angry female Gryffindor Prefect. Set in OOTP. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Harry Talks Menstruation by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Ginny's walking around, followed by red! Harry has to talk to her... about growing up. to clear up confusion, NOT A ONESHOT. please read & review... written in like, 15 minutes, so dont be harsh ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Learn the Rainbow reviews
Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale are meant to spend the rest of their lives together. Before that, though, they have to get through their first date. (A soulmate AU where you don't see color until you meet your soulmate.) Part 3 of You're My Favorite Color.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Stiles, Derek H.] - Complete
Gray and Dull reviews
Derek wants to find his soulmate by himself. Too bad he has meddling sisters. (A soulmate AU where you don't see color until you meet your soulmate. Companion piece to Life in Color.) Part 2 of You're My Favorite Color.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Derek H., Stiles] Cora, Laura H. - Complete
Life in Color reviews
Stiles is perfectly fine not knowing what color his car is. Scott doesn't agree. (A soulmate AU where you don't see color until you meet your soulmate.) Part 1 of You're My Favorite Color.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Stiles, Derek H.] Scott M. - Complete
The Avengers are a PR Nightmare reviews
Most groups have a PR manager. The Avengers have twelve. (Pairings include, but are not limited to: Clint/Phil, Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor, Fury/alcohol.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013
I'll Make a Man out of You reviews
Dean tries to teach Charlie (and others) how to hunt with mixed results.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Dean W., Charlie B., Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Three Little Pigs and the Not-So-Big Bad Wolf reviews
Derek just wanted a nice, warm place to stay. He didn't expect all these pigs.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Derek H., Scott M., Isaac, Stiles - Complete
Thank God for Gas-X reviews
"The most casual of decisions had the most tremendous of consequences." Or, the one where Scott's bowels end up getting both Stiles' car and his love life a jump start.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Stiles, Derek H.] Scott M. - Complete
Texting and Scones reviews
Dean was on his way to refill the beans in the coffee machine when he saw him. (Mute!Cas coffee shop AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
We're Not in Beacon Hills Anymore reviews
"Isaac, I've a feeling we're not in Beacon Hills anymore." A Wizard of Oz AU with Scott as the dashing hero, Isaac as the plucky sidekick, and Derek as the reluctant exposition fairy. (Pairings: Scott/Kira Allison/Isaac, Stiles/Derek, Lydia/Jackson, Boyd/Erica)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Scott M., Kira Y.] [Isaac, Allison A.]
Crossed Hearts and Hope-to-Dies reviews
Chuck starts publishing again and the Winchesters try to stop him. Set between Dark Side of the Moon and 99 Problems.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Chuck - Complete