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Author has written 7 stories for Supernatural, Avengers, and Teen Wolf.

Hi, I'm Rachel.

I've got two mottos.

1) A dirty mind is a joy forever.

2) Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations.

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A Walk In Eternity by RoxieFlash reviews
This message will appear if I'm gone, and the TARDIS detects a kind of energy. Right now she's found a crack, and she's reaching across it, locking onto herself. She's already sized it up, and is preparing for a jump. That jump should bring you back to me. The other me, the Time Lord one. But I have no idea what he'll be like. What he's been through. (BroadchurchxDoctor Who)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,897 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.]
Where You'll Find Me Now by prongsridesagain reviews
War changes everything for better and for worse. No one knows that more than them. They just don't know how it's all going to end up for them. Marauders Era fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,582 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sirius B., OC
The Rules and Regulations of Hogwarts by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
"'You know, I could give you detention for this,' said Lily, without looking up from Human Transfigurations: When it Goes Wrong. James smirked and put down his quill. 'Evans, I've literally read every rule Hogwarts has – I don't think tapping the table is something I could get detention for.' " But then, Other things can get one into detention, as they soon find out. Jily fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Untold Stories -- A SiriusGemma Collection by prongsridesagain reviews
These are all little looks into Sirius and Gemma's life during the war, during school, and just random moments that you would've missed out on. Sirius/OC, One-Shot Collection
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sirius B., OC
Midnight by Katie Lou Lou x reviews
A few months after Edward and Bella's honeymoon. The Cullen's soon learn that they will have to move on from Forks to avoid suspicion on their human facade. Follow Bella and Edward as their relationship blossoms and they start high school again in Alaska.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,922 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Nerd in Chess Club by Hikarilightz reviews
Highschool AU. In this story: Sam wants to die in a hole, Dean is Batman, Kevin likes his rice, Chuck is sassy, and Castiel doesn't know what to do with his feelings. Also, prepare for a cheesy ending because reasons.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Firewhiskey Kisses by Amelia Letter reviews
"He's fit all right, but he's as dumb as a post." "I heard he snogs better than firewhiskey." "Nothing is beter than Firewhiskey. Nothing." Rachel Fredricks can't believe her ears. Sirius Black's snogs were not better than Firewhiskey. Of course, Rachel has been wrong before. SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,405 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Stupid Cupid (You're A Real Mean Guy) by thejigsawtimess reviews
Dean and Sam encounter a fallen Cupid. He senses a 'profound' love within Dean, and decides to loosen him up a bit. I wonder what would happen if a certain nerd angel were to drop in at this point...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
If You Only Knew by born2bmyself reviews
Who is the mysterious kid that Bella shows up with? She says she adopted the child; Acting as the kid's fake dad to make things less awkward, Edward tries to find out the truth too. What will happen during this new parental arrangement? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,732 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Everybody Loves Me by CrimsonAngel22 reviews
Everyone loves Sirius! So why can't he get the attention of a certain Hufflepuff? A short one shot, humorous rather than romantic. Not really SiriusxOC-read to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hogwarts Retold: The Philosopher's Stone by MelasZepheos reviews
What about the others? What are the stories of the students we never even see named?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,832 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Lisa T., Sally-Anne P., L. Moon - Complete
THE HUNGER GAYS : A FANTASTIC PARODY 4 THE FANDOM by UndiscoveredTalentHere reviews
Clitoris Everpeenis is just an average girl in district 12...until she gets drafted 4 ze HUNGER GAMES! THIS IS A STUPID silly FUNNy dumbass comedy/parody that any member of this THG fandom would truly enjoy and think is funny. IT ISNT sERIoUS!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Say you don't want it by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
Alice Prewett followed my gaze and sighed. 'Emma, leave the poor boy alone. There's no need to break his heart, too.' 'I'm not going to break his heart,' I protested. 'I just want to kiss him. That's all.' And that was how my mission started. OC/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,369 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by krm3DeeDee reviews
Beware, Hufflepuffs are not as cute and fluffy as one might think. Draco is about to find it out firsthand. Oh yes. It's DRAPPLE. Won 2nd place in OCDdegrasii's "Dirty Harry Potter Pick-up Lines" competition. Proceed with caution:P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Zacharias S. - Complete
Lie to me by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
'Dear Diary, today I became Sirius Black's girlfriend. Somehow.' When Sirius Black's reputation is in jeopardy, he decides to prove them all wrong by being in a 'stable' relationship with none other than social outcast Alexandra Chilcott. 'SB/OC'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,740 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Avalanche by dreameroflife reviews
Lying to her best friend. Dating the enemy. CeCe Jones is keeping secrets, and they're piling up by the second. But what happens when the abuse she has just escaped from comes back to haunt her? Will anyone be able to save CeCe? *Sticks and Stones Sequel*
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - CeCe J., Gunther H.
A Misadventure in Pears by ifan13 reviews
During Human Nature/Family of Blood, Martha has more to deal with than just aliens. How can she keep pears away from John Smith/the Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Fancy Meeting You Here by GirlWithABook reviews
When Annie finds Sirius in bad shape after a run-in with some Slytherins, she takes it upon herself to fix him up. He's just a friend in need...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Sticks and Stones by dreameroflife reviews
Her best friend didn't notice. Her mom didn't notice. When CeCe Jones becomes victim of an abuse boyfriend, will anyone save her? Sometimes in life, help comes from the least likely person, and for CeCe, that person just might be Gunther Hesseneffer...
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - CeCe J., Gunther H. - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by InsomniaticDreamer reviews
3 years after Big Time Breakup, Jo's back. Inspired by the song If We Ever Meet Again by Timbaland ft. Katy Perry. ONESHOT!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Jo, Kendall - Complete
Drapple: The Story by RisingFire reviews
It was unique. It was sensational. It was striking jealousy into the hearts of hundreds of hormonal teenage girls Hogwarts-wide. It was: Drapple. The tragic story of Draco and Apple's relationship from beginning to end. Please don't take it seriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Three Little Words by shyyyyxoxo reviews
Fang tries to tell Max he loves her. Everytime he tries though, SOMETHING interupts him. Can he finally get the words out? Or will he chicken out? Oneshot.:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Break From Research by Element's Sole Protector reviews
Set pre-books. When Emry has an assignment to complete, Thomas Hambric is stuck baby-sitting the son he hardly knows.
Bran Hambric - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Morning After by martiansarepeopletoo reviews
'Every time I look at a different spot on his flawless skin, I am reminded of a moment last night when I was looking at it too. But last night it was dark, and what I couldn't see I had to feel.' Peeta and Katniss after that 'Real or Not Real' scene. PxK
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hatred Destroys by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
After James Potter is killed, all his sister is left with is pain... and hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Should've Been by desperatelyobvious reviews
"I love the way it fits you." Fang smirked, eyeing the tight bodice of my wedding dress. "You really think so?" I said seductively. I couldn't believe I was flirting with Fang right now, right before my wedding. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chatroom A by mysterywriter94 reviews
Ms. Martinez got tired of all the noise and gave everyone laptops to chat on. But the craziness has only just started there...rated T for precautions I own nothing but the plot! Fax story of course
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by Moose Voose reviews
What if Tom Riddle was saved after all? What if he fell in love so deeply he couldn't think straight? What if he no longer lived in shadows and regret? -Based on Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Paranoia by I Kidnapped Sirius Black reviews
Okay, I'm a bit paranoid. I admit it. And I suppose finding a two way mirror in my bathroom hasn't helped my... condition much. CO-WRITTEN BY Barbara Manatee -In the Flesh-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
All Good Stars Lead to Libations by Zia Montrose reviews
James and Sirius pop into The Three Broomsticks on a weeknight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Worthy Struggle by BlazeorFade reviews
Dean faces a worthy foe, for a worthy prize. Crack, humour.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
For the Love of Chinese Takeout! by jellyjo2014 reviews
\Bella finds a chatroom out of boredom and starts an online friendship with this guy called pianoman. He wants to meet her but she's afraid he'll freak when he knows her secret. Eddie has a secret himself. Can he keep it?-kinda OOC;cannon pairings;R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Angry Grizzly Bears by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
"You are in trouble, enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." What happened when Edward got that message after leaving Bella hostage to Alice. Remember, he was with his brothers. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward - Complete
Bite Me by bellaheartstwilight reviews
When Eward is forced to change Bella into to a Vampire her vampire powers make her a force to reckoned with and also one of the most powerful vampires on Earth. More interesting than it sounds. my first fanfic so please be nice. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Tabooed Love by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
Bella sleeps with Edward, her Biology teacher, after getting drunk at the graduation party. She runs away, ashamed, the following morning, unknowingly, leaving Edward heartbroken. What happens when their paths cross a year later? AH. OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Keeping A Secret by jellyjo2014 reviews
Quick one-shot as of right now. May add more later - How difficult is it to keep a secret in the Cullen house? Well...let's find out! - Rated T for sexual references. Cannon Pairings. R&R Nessie's here too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Thinking of You by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
This is a fic about Bella and Edward who were engaged back in 1918 during the Spanish Influenza but then Edward dies. Now years later they are both vamps and what will Edward say when he realizes who the new girl is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15810 - Favs: 6,986 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Complicated Bliss by jellyjo2014 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. But what happens when Edward accidentally lets it slip that he loves Bella? Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Avoid Me by jellyjo2014 reviews
Set sometime in Eclipse - Edward becomes violent towards Bella because of something he can't let go. Will Bella be strong enough to get through this? Or will she give in? - Evil Eddie, Jake/Bella, OOCs! Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Love Is Thy Name by jellyjo2014 reviews
Excuse me, Isabella, but there is someone who wishes to speak with you. He says his name is Edward." I turned around and my heart felt as if it were going to jump out of my chest. - Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crush by Fangirl17 reviews
Edward's a player,but when he starts to have feelings for his sister's dorky bestfriend, he goes awol for her. No matter how many times he tries to walk away,and ignore his feelings, he keeps coming back. Is it just a crush or is he falling in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,143 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broom Closet Encounters by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
"Hello, Lily, dearest! Fancy meeting you here!" I could practically see that stupidly cheerful smile on his face, as if he were genuinely happy to see me. Creepy little bugger, Potter... "Why am I locked in a broom closet with you, Potter?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How Hugo Got His Name by NikiRadcliffe reviews
A short fic inspired by Mugglecast :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me by alwaysuptonogood reviews
A series of encounters which, in the long run, established Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley's relationship. TeddyVictoire. Post-DH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Thing's Emmett Cullen Can't Do by LuvableLittleMonster reviews
A list of things Emmett can't do. Based on stupid things he's done in the past. ONE-SHOTS ARE NOW IN LATER CHAPTERS!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Emmett
An Almost Yes by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
Don't ask me why I did that. It was cruel, and intensely heartless, but I couldn't help but think that wasn't the way I had wanted this to happen. He turns me down, I turn him down. The prick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
IMing with the Cullens by PurpleTwilight9720 reviews
A very long conversation between the Cullens and other characters of Twilight. I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Post It by mockingjay0916 reviews
Bella tries to prove to Edward that she loves him more using Post-It notes. Fluff - After BD - BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
10 Things by andthenshesaid reviews
10 things you never knew or maybe guessed about 26 Harry Potter characters from Astoria Greengrass to Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
How it Should Be by Juze reviews
He'd watched her being tormented, fantasizing about ways he could intervene. Would he ever get the courage to step up as himself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A CinderBELLA Story by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella's life with her dad was great until he got remarried. when he dies Bella is left with her evil stepmother and stepsisters. when she meets a boy in the Princeton chat room is it true love or just another disappointment? ExB EMxR JxA R&R! ALL HUMAN!
Crossover - A Cinderella Story & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Emmett's Journal by BleedingFlames reviews
Let's take a peek inside the mind of the lovable Emmett Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Command or Torture by Death by Nutella reviews
Vampires and Werewolves On various occasions they decide to have games of truth or dare. What will this include? What happens when Alice has to buy all her clothes in Walmart? Or when Jazz goes to the Airport? Given to whatgirl003.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010
It's a Love Hate relationship by Death by Nutella reviews
All Human. Bella moves to a boarding school and meets cool friends. She also meets Edward Cullen, who she hates for his player ways. Will this change when they are forced to spend time together? Canon pairings. Given to CoOkIe-MoNzTa.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
7 Embarrassing Dare Dates by BleedingFlames reviews
Take a look on the twenty most Embarrassing Dare Dates of Emmett McCarty Cullen! Laughs guaranteed but note, do not drink while reading this! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Twilight Beauty and the Beast by SuperSpy123 reviews
This is just a Twilight version of Beauty and the Beast
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella - Complete
Fun With Uncle Emmett: The Chronicles by Rare but somehow funny reviews
This is just a whole bunch of nonsense about my fave Vamp. EMMETT! I just thought that he and Nessie will have a bunch of random moments with each other, such as having fun and getting into trouble. Mostly trouble. :P Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
New Life, Old Friends by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
New Moon, Edward Left and never returned. 25 years later, Bella and her new coven yes she a vamp meet the Cullens again.Will Edward and Bella be together together again? ExB maybe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,991 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
April Fool's!:Emmett Style by Blackrosesawait reviews
Emmett loves April Fool's Day but when he forgets to come up with New Pranking Materials he is forced to team up with all the other Cullen's to prank Bella and Edward,Will this Prank be a success? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Emmett - Complete
20 pranks by BleedingFlames reviews
This is just a list containing the 20 pranks Jasper and Emmett did to the Cullens and the Wolves during April Fools' day
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
For the Love of Emmett by Juze reviews
Best friends Bella and Alice come up with a plan to get exactly what they want. Too bad it all goes wrong. AH Canon pairings. Made top 5 in the Indie Twific Awards for Best Love Triangle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghost Of My Former Self by alias093001 reviews
Everyone knows the story. James and Lily Potter gave their lives to save their one year-old son Harry. Sixteen years later, Harry was able to destroy the most hated wizard in the Wizarding World: Lord Voldemort. But, what if Voldemort was never born?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P.
What Ever it Takes by NYKIDDO reviews
When Bella moves back to Forks to live with her dad and brother she falls in love with her brother, Jacob’s, worst enemy, Edward. Well that hate keep Bella and Edward apart? Or will they do what ever it takes to stay together? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Little Words by Juze reviews
Three little words can be incredibly powerful. They have the power to create. They have the power to destroy. This is a story of the latter. Rated M for adult situations and dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Return to Humanity by PurpleTwilight9720 reviews
Edward and Bella have a fight and Edward brings up how he didn't want Bella to be a vampire and Bella goes to Carlisle. Carlisle has a secret potion that Bella wants. Will Edward eat his words after Bella's "revenge"? I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only at Hogwarts by JBouch reviews
What happenes when Neville is walking around a seemingly empty Hogwarts? Rad and find out. One shot. Written for whatgirl003's American Idol contest. My first fanfic. Rated t because I'm parinoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Neville L. - Complete
Wizard is as Wizard Does by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose and Scorpius tend to drive each other mad. Sixth year just started and all of the sixth years get assigned to a wizard or witch. Will Scorpius and Rose survive this year when they end up working together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
162 Candles by Twi-Vamp reviews
Don’t you see that? He’s never gonna change" His voice is fierce and almost hysterical as he tries to show her just how much his brother has hurt him over the centuries, how he’s spoilt everything Stefan has ever cared about. SXE Episode 8 spoilers.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Stefan S., Elena G.
The Tale of a Greengrass by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Two wizards that come from two different worlds now somehow become love interests in each others lives. Astoria doubted it could happen and Draco wouldn't have ever gave it a thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Draco Malfoy always was curious why Scorpius always wanted to go with him. Scorpius has his reasons. Miss Weasley is one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Fighting Thunderstorms by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose is scared of one thing and one thing only. Only three people know about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
When Are You Going to Get It? by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Two people are in love with each other, but neither of them can figure it out for themselves. What's it going to take for both of them to finally realize?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Detention with the Cullens by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Cinderella by theebrunettebeauty reviews
A songfic to the song Cinderella. The relationship between Rose and Ron throughout her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Rose W., Ron W. - Complete
Win a Date by shamrockin reviews
What happens when Edward, Emmett and Jasper raffle themselves off to raise money? And who will win them? There could be trouble ahead! *First Fic...please forgive*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,361 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Used by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Hermione's trying to make Ron jealous. Who does she use? Ron's trying to make Hermione jealous. Who does he use. And why is Harry caught in the middle of this? One-Shot. Slight Dramione and Hermione/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love When it Matters by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose and Scorpius are finally engaged! But will events in the future lead to them breaking up? Sequel to Forbidden Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
14 Hours by theebrunettebeauty reviews
What's it like flying on a plane with Scorpius Malfoy? The next generation get to visit a wizarding school in America. Rose Weasley has to overcome battles that are about to be fought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Forbidden Love by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose runs into someone unexpected in Diagon Alley. She's engaged and supposed to be married in a month. Will her emotions lead her to giving back the ring or will she marry him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Surprised Husbands and 3 Birth Announcements by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Draco, Ron, and Harry all find out some interesting news from their wives. Three parts. Part three up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Kissing Isn't Always as it Seems by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Astoria walks on a scene she wishes didn't just happen. Why is it she's so upset? Draco/Astoria. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Louis Weasley: The Git by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Louis Weasley is about to spill a secret Rose wants to kill him for. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by Mrs.SethClearwaters reviews
Bella's had a crush on Edward since freshman year. The problem is, she thinks he loves someone else. Song fan-fic. One-shot. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revenge of the Cruellest Kind by Kisses of Chocolate reviews
He wants revenge he is going to get what he wants, nothing can stop him. It's revenge of the cruellest Kind. The SexyBack Sequel Competition! From Kisses of Chocolate!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
You Belong With Me! by Book-Luver-00 reviews
Edward had a girlfriend named Irina. She won't let Edward hangout with Bella or the others. Bella is madly in love with Edward. What she doesn't know is he loves her too! Based on the song You Belong With Me ; By Taylor Swift. All Human!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misunderstandings by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Bella and Emmett are left home alone after everyone is hunting. Edward comes home early and hears them, and jumps to conclusions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
You just can't by Rare but somehow funny reviews
Bella wants to spend some quality time with Jacob, but Edward won't let her. This is short :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters by SylarTookMyPower reviews
This is really, funny, that's all I'm saying.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Emmett's Secret by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett has gone 'hunting' and the others come across a tape of Emmett, revealing a secret! FUNNY ONE-SHOT may continue on request
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
10 Punishments for People Who Don't Read Twilight by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Are you sick of people who don’t read the "Twilight" series and still have the guts to tell everyone that it’s a terrible, mushy and unreadable book- BECAUSE ITS NOT! This Fanfiction explores 10 punishments for this and other Twilight related crimes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Opposite of Ordinary by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Just a short ramble. Bella reflecting over her life with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
OH MY CARLISLE! 20 Ways to Annoy Twilight People by BandGeek99 reviews
Basically, the title says it all. Inspired by the Deimon Commander from Hell's story. Now: Rosalie Hale! Next: Carlisle Cullen! Oh, my, this shall be fun... Chapter Eight is UP after an inexcusably long wait. Gomen nasai! Hilarity ensues!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008
The Ship of Dreams by Twi-Vamp reviews
Bella is Alice, daughter of the esteemed Dr.Cullens companion aboard the great Titanic, earning money for her father. Bella & Edward soon fall in love. Will they survive the tragedy & what will Edwards family think of their relationship? R&R please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
MSN by Stephaniiie reviews
Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Fred and George's Twenty Rules Of Hogwarts by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Fred and George take it upon themselves to give their own set of rules to the Gryffindor First Years - much to the disapproval of one angry female Gryffindor Prefect. Set in OOTP. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
101 ways to know your obsessed with twilight by Twilight-lover-2008 reviews
Yeah, pretty much says in the title. Please read and review. Send me some of the things you've done aswell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
25 things to do at WalMart: Cullen Style by star-girl62626 reviews
Written for vampireSPEED and twilight-is-lovee's Vampires go to WalMart! Contest. Original idea. Read and review! Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER! by star-girl62626 reviews
It's difficult to get a present for someone who doesn't want anything and Edward is in a dilemma because he is unsure of what to get Bella for Christmas. ExB. Read and review because ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ARE REVIEWS! Fluffy oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
La Bella Italia by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Host and servers POV at La Bella Italia in Twilight. Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Questions for Edward by Rock'n'Slash reviews
Once upon a time, the guys are out of the house and Alice and Bella get bored. So, they steal Edward's computer. They find a page that has fan questions on it. They have to comment. This is that page. If you like Bella's Ham Sandwich, you'll love this!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2008
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
FucFreaking Retarded by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella does something REALLY stupid. Can you figures out what she did before you end? ONE-SHOT rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Harry Talks Menstruation by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Ginny's walking around, followed by red! Harry has to talk to her... about growing up. to clear up confusion, NOT A ONESHOT. please read & review... written in like, 15 minutes, so dont be harsh ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Descendant by Opague reviews
Bella is the daughter of the first vampire in the world. She is the second most powerful vampire and the princess of the vampire. Can Edward compare with her other admirers and melt this Ice Princess?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Carnage by pelirroja reviews
Bella's clumsiness claims new victims. Can Edward ever forgive her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
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I'll Make a Man out of You reviews
Dean tries to teach Charlie (and others) how to hunt with mixed results.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27 - Dean W., Charlie B., Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Avengers are a PR Nightmare reviews
Most groups have a PR manager. The Avengers have twelve. (Pairings include, but are not limited to: Clint/Phil, Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor, Fury/alcohol.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013
Three Little Pigs and The Not-So-Big Bad Wolf
Derek just wanted a nice, warm place to stay. He didn't expect all these pigs.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Derek H., Scott M., Isaac, Stiles - Complete
Thank God for Gas-X reviews
"The most casual of decisions had the most tremendous of consequences." Or, the one where Scott's bowels end up getting both Stiles' car and his love life a jump start.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Stiles, Derek H.] Scott M. - Complete
Texting and Scones reviews
Dean was on his way to refill the beans in the coffee machine when he saw him. (Mute!Cas coffee shop AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
We're Not in Beacon Hills Anymore reviews
"Isaac, I've a feeling we're not in Beacon Hills anymore." A Wizard of Oz AU with Scott as the dashing hero, Isaac as the plucky sidekick, and Derek as the reluctant exposition fairy. (Pairings: Scott/Kira Allison/Isaac, Stiles/Derek, Lydia/Jackson, Boyd/Erica)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Scott M., Kira Y.] [Isaac, Allison A.]
Crossed Hearts and Hope-to-Dies reviews
Chuck starts publishing again and the Winchesters try to stop him. Set between Dark Side of the Moon and 99 Problems.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Chuck - Complete