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Author has written 9 stories for Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.
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Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Itachi One Half by K-chan9 reviews
After receiving a curious mission from Pain, Itachi and Kisame investigate some rumored cursed springs in Rice Country; what they get is far more than they ever bargained for. Rating for Hidan's potty mouth. Please read and review! Ch 11 is up after a delay, sorry !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,889 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Beautiful Scars by seductivefeline reviews
N returns! But he's more twisted, strange and untrusting than he was before. What will Black do about it? Can he do anything? Can he heal this wounded soul? Rated M for language, sexual content and mentions of abuse. Isshu/Unovashipping. Sequel is DISCONTINUED.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,374 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11732 - Favs: 9,770 - Follows: 4,046 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Resurgence by Twilight L Xari reviews
After being burned in his explosion, Mello is found by Matt, who had been looking for him ever since he left the Wammy House. It's always nice to have an old friend on your side, but after almost 5 years, it's bound to be an odd reunion. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello
Should I be here? by Avatar Chichima Uchiha reviews
An S-Rank criminal gets spotted by Akatsuki and is captured by Itachi and Kisame. Itachi realizes she is pretty good looking and has a crush on her. Rated for Hidan's fat mouth.Please review. I can always use new ideas. Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6441 - Favs: 12,980 - Follows: 5,051 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Jashin's Angel by Lost to the Hoping reviews
After Sasukes death at the hands of Naruto and Konoha, Sakura goes more than a little nuts. When she finds herself on a mountain pass with a talking head, a plan for revenge surfaces and she starts to resurrect the demolished Akatsuki. HidaSaku On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Machine by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
I am eight years old the first time I decide that being human is a bore." L has never been quite normal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,423 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - L - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dangerous And Moving by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Before WSF, ever wonder how 4 year old Matt met Mello at Wammys? Why he wears stripes and goggles, or how he got into games? This is a three shot of those events. Set in the 'We Sleep Forever' universe.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Matt, Mello
WTF IS HAPPENING! by gothicangel0827 reviews
What do you think would happen if three Nartards come into the Naruto world? Chaos? Romance? Comedy? Idon't know any more! @.@'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Cursed by PrussianEagle reviews
I will see them Die. I will haunt their Dreams. I will not Die. I am their Living Hell. second to so called 'victory'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 276 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rescue by gar-a-ash reviews
Kakuzu is attacked by a bear, and the only one there to help him is a strange girl who lives like an animal. Hidan is nowhere to be found, and Kakuzu finds himself having to depend on this strange girl, who has no knowledge of how to talk.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,393 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kakuzu
Turned Tables by SubMeowchineGun reviews
When Kakuzu woke up in a coffin, he knew something was up. The fact that he was alive at all was a mystery. However, he was prepared to annoy Hidan until he got answers. T for Hidan's mouth. HidanKakuzu in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
……Contacts? by FireLilyoftheValley reviews
We all know that Itachi keeps his Sharingan on all the time and that it has damaged his eyes, ne? Well, I got curious…why doesn't he just wear contacts and spare his poor eyes? This is my first fic, please read and review. T for future, *maybe*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Guardian Angel by Living in a fantasy reviews
It has been two years since Matt and Mello were rescued from the streets and brought to Wammy's, but Matt's feelings have moved beyond friendship and family. Will he ever have the courage to tell Mello? And what will Mello say if he does? Sequel to Savior
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,398 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Savior by Living in a fantasy reviews
Matt knows only too well that not all families are good ones. Surrounded by drinking, fighting, and screaming, he'd drop his home in a second to live on the streets. So when a tough blond boy gives him that chance, he takes it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Strange Sort of Normal by Rodnii reviews
Hidan's morning routine. Crackfic it be, littered with words small children are not supposed to know, but somehow do anyway. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lick The Pole by Aros-Cyansong reviews
Kiba has the worst ideas, and in the middle of Winter, what else is there to do when Iruka let's the class out for a break?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Akatsuki: Babisitting chaos by Shadow Priesstes reviews
After a failed try to capture Naruto the Akatsuki were hit except two members by a strange jutsu performed by Tsunade. On the next morning stand Deidara and Itachi in front of a little problem or to put it better eight little problems...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,465 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
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The Fourth Jutsu reviews
There are 4 ocular jutsus in existance they are Sharingan, Byakugan, Rinnegan and Shigan. No one has possessed the Shigan in over a hundred years, so why has it appeared in an 18 year old girl who isn't even a shinobi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Mission: Fit For Human Consumption reviews
Itachi was gifted at many things, cooking wasn't one of them. Pre-masacare fic. Enjoy :D
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Recruits reviews
The Akatsuki get two new ninja with a unique Kekkei Genkai to join, little do they know these are about the most hyperactive ninja around. Rated T for chapters containing Hidan, need I say more? Oh, and 'slight' Kisame bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Akatsuki
Hinata's Nightmare reviews
Complete crack fic. Hinata has one really bad day that she wished didn't happen. Slight mentions of Yaoi, but as I said CRACK fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
TR and Alex on Kitchen Duty reviews
TR and Alex are stuck cooking dinner and Kisame is determined to annoy TR as much as possible. If you don't like seeing Kisame getting hurt don't read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Different Beginning reviews
What if it started differently? What if Hohenheim came across a young orphan boy, who later becomes the first homunculi? This is a different starting that ends with the same results. Rated T for future chapters. STORY ABANDONED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hohenheim, Envy
InuYasha Christmas Special reviews
Christmas is coming and InuYasha doesn't know what to get for Kagome. This is a very cheesy and short Christmas story.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
InuYasha episode something reviews
Naraku has come for the Shinkon Shards again! Kagome and Rin get kidnapped and InuYasha and Sesshoumaru have to work together to get them back. It's rated K-plus because I'm paranoid.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Inuyasha - Complete