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Joined 08-25-09, id: 2061396, Profile Updated: 08-27-13
Author has written 2 stories for Legend of Zelda, and D.Gray-Man.

Hellooooo.

I am the hobbit that is Bobbitt. I sort of like writing, so why am I here? Well, for one, I can keep track of some of my favorite stories this way, and apparently I am good at writing funny pieces (or *cough*COMMENTARIES*cough*). I do have one story that follows most of the rules and is not supposed to be funny though. It kinda sucks though... (I see what you mean by "reporting" now LionR.)

Anyway, there is one thing I would like you all to know: I AM A FEMALE. I think it's the name that throws people off (or I hope that's what throws them off...). ALSO! I have a terrible update schedule. That's really important. So, if I don't update in forever, that just means I am busy, or I don't have inspiration to write more. I've only given up on one story (it's been deleted), and the idea of remaking it is still in the back of my mind. So there.

Want me to beta? Feel free to message me about it. I actually am pretty good at catching mistakes (if I do say so myself). But like my stories, I can't guarantee the amount of time in which I return your story to you.

If you feel like messaging me to talk about... just about anything, don't hesitate to do so. I'm actually pretty chatty, just ask LinkLuver3 or Eternal Nocturne.

Check out my deviantArt page! There is (some) story-related art, random art, and then demotivational posters.

Well, how about a bit about me then?

Well, some more I guess: I am in college, I have a really bad habit of procrastinating, I speak sarcasm fluently, and one of my hobbies is lucid dreaming. Yes, apparently that is a hobby. Lastly, my maturity level varies. I can be very immature, or I can be mature. It depends on the person.

Quotes that amuse me:

"Great! I have a knife, now I can cut the cheese!... Wait."

"Jack Bauer knows 200 ways to kill people, but doesn't know how to say 'I love you.' "

"Assassins are people too."

"Rachel has a building of some sort for baking... a bakery some call it."

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be (because this produces some really amusing outcomes)?

Here's how it works:

1. Open your library (itunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press Play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5.When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits:

Bad Blood (B-Side) - Escape The Fate {Well, I certainly hope this isn't an omen for what's to come.}

2.Waking up:

When It Rains - Paramore {Apparently not. Also, I would have had trouble getting out of bed if it was raining.}

3. First Day of College:

Worth Dying For - Rise Against {For some people, it is.}

4.Falling in Love:

Keep Quiet - BarlowGirl {HA! There are no lies here.}

5. Kiss Scene:

Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) - Caramell {Apparently I was on drugs?}

6. Fight Song:

Seven Nation Army - Vitamin String Quartet {Aw yesh! Beating you up in a classy fashion!}

7. Breaking Up:

Crazy Stuff - sts {... None of you will understand this, but it came on my iTunes so...}

8. Graduating College:

Listen To The Rain - Evanescence {What's with the rain? I'm sensing a theme...}

9. Big Break:

Larger Than Life - Backstreet Boys {... Don't judge me.}

10. Mental Breakdown:

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here) - Fall Out Boy {I wish you were. I bet it's raining.}

11. Driving Song:

I Wanna Go - Britney Spears {Well, looks like all my guilty pleasure songs are showing up.}

12. Flashback:

So Close, So Far - Hoobastank {True, iTunes. Memories are so close, but so far.}

13: Getting back together:

Your Love Is A Lie - Simple Plan {Ha! This possibly the most a song can be from what should be played.}

14.Wedding:

Speed - Analog Fish {Sure.}

15. Birth of Child:

This Can't Be Healthy - Anarbor {I assure you iTunes, it is. It happens all the time.}

16. Paying Dues:

All I Know - Five For Fighting {Hm. Could work.}

17. Moment of Triumph:

Finale - Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori {Aw yesh! Triumph with style!}

18. Final Battle:

Southern Swamp - Koji Kondo {So close, iTunes! So close!}

19. Death Scene:

I'll Stop The World And Melt With You - The Cure {Aw, this could work.}

20. Funeral Scene:

Loser - Beck {... HA! That's so sad!}

End Credit:

Whiskey In Hell (Rough Cut) - Anarbor {Whoops. Guess I didn't go where I thought...}

The Game.

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Feathered Mask by silverlugia reviews
KakaxOC fic. Kakashi's best friend has been in love with him for ten years. All this time, she has been trying to hide it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,201 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kakashi H., OC
Ganondorf In My Crawlspace by linkluver3 reviews
So, I'm your normal bored, nerdy, and obsessed teen, right? Wrong. Find out what happens when Ganondorf opens a portal to the human world in my basement and I get sucked into the land of Hyrule, complete with annoying monsters and hot heros. R&R! Link/OC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,171 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Link
My Immortal meets the Bad Translator! by That One Yellow Smiley reviews
What happens when you put the infamous "My Immortal" through a crazy translator program? It might just be better than the original!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., OC
Immortal Crack by Jack Brocket reviews
The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
PICture perFECT by SALADS reviews
AU-Chloé Kato works for Magazine Hopeless. And if she doesn't take ten sexy shots of teen hearthrob Lavi Bookman in a week, she can expect to be fired from her job. But oh well-stalking him isn't that bad! Except for the part where he's an agent.-LAVIOC-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,481 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Lavi
Eleven: Anastasia by LabyrinthDweller reviews
Eleven chapter story with colors for prompts. For the 1997 animated film "Anastasia".
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
This Awesomeness by Tek Sonay reviews
OOT: What REALLY happened in the tower. In the midst of the epic battle between good and evil, Link and Ganondorf are distracted by a strange noise... Crack fic! Read at your own risk. Still funny, but probably forever on hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
Project WTH by Foxpilot reviews
For Laguzgirl13's contest. When a jealous Ike sees Zelda kissing Meta Knight, he pulls Link into a quest to find out what's so special about the Star Warrior. The results are not quite what one would expect...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ike, Link - Complete
Running From Romance by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Link is running from unwanted love. Whose affections is he trying to escape? Oh, just those of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES! Completely insane. Run if you're scared. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Link - Complete
You're too obsessed with Zelda games when by fanfictionweirdo reviews
The title says it all...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Goatherd by Shadsie reviews
Link takes part in a conversation regarding the existance of the Goddesses, the validity of old legends and the value of myths told by goatherds. Short snatch that may become part of a larger work eventually.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Link - Complete
Hide by Misty Narumi reviews
He doesn’t know how long he has been in here…. But he does know that there are some others who want to kill him.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Lavi - Complete
The Open Door by Ebony Dark'ness reviews
My Immortal prequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
Constellation by Kuroeia reviews
-Lavi- At night the soul is uncloaked.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Lavi - Complete
Makeover Edition: Lee Style by NinjaPower reviews
The story format sequel to Makeover Edition: Tenten Style HITS have an Sranked Mission to give Lee a makeover and to find him a girlfriend. Is this mission impossible? RxR Leexwho knows who?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Lee R., Tenten
Cereal by Eternal Nocturne reviews
Master Hand brings back cereal one day. And, apparently, nothing can go too well with cereal. Random! People randomly dying and randomly doing stuff at random moments!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Link, Roy - Complete
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Draco's Immortal by Ebony Dark'ness reviews
My Immortal by XXXbloodyrists666XXX written in Draco's perspective. In this, Draco is half-way in character. Rated M for thingies and you-know-whats...lots of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wounded and Visitors by sadisticmasochist kitsune reviews
This is what ninja did. They trained, they fought, they died. They were known and not known.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lightning by sadisticmasochist kitsune reviews
Kakashi dances with lightning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
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The Legend Of Ashley reviews
Friends returning home from an anime convention crash into a tree narrowly missing some moose! One of them wakes up in a strange world...The Legend of Zelda! This is a story of her journey through the game she has played many times, but first-handedly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,512 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Link
The Millennium Mask reviews
One-shot. The tale of how the Millennium Earl came to be. AU-esque.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Millenium Earl - Complete