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Joined 08-25-09, id: 2061648, Profile Updated: 09-20-14
Author has written 10 stories for GUN, Night at the Museum, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Misc. Tv Shows, and A League of Their Own.

ANY STORY WITH -OLD- IN FRONT OF IT, IS AS IT SAYS, OLD, AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE REWRITTEN. LEFT ON THE ACCOUNT FOR REFERENCES, AND FOR COMPARING MY WRITING.


Hello I'm Q's Little Nerd. I love James Bond movies, and Q, if you didn't get that by my name. I'm NOT going to tell you my age, sorry. I live in Colorado, United States of America. My current relationship status is single, and probably forever alone.


Places you can find me besides Fan Fiction:

FictionPress; All Dolled Up No Place To Go - I've written and published two stories on here, but they're old, and I will most likely NOT rewrite them. Mainly, because Annie Smith and Marco Scutaro are longer a ship of mine, Annie is now with a Russian Submariner from The Hunt For Red October, Vasilli Borodin, in anything I'm writing with her. Jorah Hobbs, is now being shipped with Mycroft Holmes in my Cross-Fandoms and Sherlock fan fictions.

Star Stable; Annie Eveningstorm - YES. I still play this child's horse game. It gives me a chance to relax, and just forget life for a bit. It also lets me relive my childhood in a way.


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master,

He had no degree, yet they called him teacher,

He had no medicine, yet they called him healer,

He had no army, yet kings feared him,

He won no Military battles, yet he conquered the world,

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him,

He was buried in a tomb, yet he lives to day!

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his son

then Copy and Paste this into your profile

If you ignore him, in the holy bible it says

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father, in Heaven"

I love Jesus yes I do, I love Jesus, how about you???

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Just Another Week by Binca reviews
Explosions, ponies, flowers, Crittendon and Hochstetter. Nothing to worry about, right?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012
Confessions by CollieandShire reviews
After Second Captain Vasili Borodin is shot, everyone feels the need to confess a part of their past that they'd never previously shared before. One shot. Based off of the movie version of The Hunt for Red October. *Complete.*
Tom Clancy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Loved Ones at Home by TMNT Redneck reviews
'Andrew Carter? Yes, I knew him. We always were the best of friends.' In which an old friend mourns the absence of our favorite tech sergeant. Probably not exactly what you think!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - A. Carter - Complete
Hogan Plays Chaperone and other lost episodes by Hildegaarde reviews
Episodes that might have been had the show continued...and had the scriptwriters been reading my computer files...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
We Remember by jodm reviews
November 11 brings poignant memories for Hogan and LeBeau. A Veterans Day trubute for all who serve.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
It's Almost Over by 80sarcades reviews
The Obama/Romney/Hogan/Hochstetter/Klink campaigns for the Presidency enter the final day...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
Breach of Security by Binca reviews
How will the Gestapo deal with a new threat, right outside their door?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Hochstetter - Complete
Tik Tok? by Scotty McSpockirk reviews
Carter writes a song.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - A. Carter - Complete
We who write salute you by mmwaveprincess reviews
In requiem of Richard Dawson. Poem is half for Dawson half for Newkirk. Drama for sadness. Short but sweet.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Ways We Live And Die by Jennaya reviews
A series of one shots in which at least one character from most of the episodes meets an untimely demise. Some humorous, some sad, some tragic, others well deserved. Have a suggestion or a favorite, send me a message. Ch 10 In memory of Richard Dawson
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010
The Dehydration Comparison by Scooter12345 reviews
"There are those strange times in a person's life when they realize no matter what their mothers think . . . you can't program the need for care out of a person. It's simply human nature." Previously titled Without You.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Leonard H. - Complete
Coffee Shop by FloatingPizza reviews
At the moment, a one-shot focusing upon Al Capone, Ivan the Terrible, Napoleon Bonaparte, and one of their general comic misadventures. Could be expanded with additional stories over time.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - A. Capone
Reverse by softballer15 reviews
This is a different version of Night at the Museum. Now Larry will be helped by a character that will shock the museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Amelia E., Larry D.
It's a Big Mess From Myth by Werewolfbites reviews
Just a thought on how I think the third movie could go...if they ever make it. Really suckish summary but I don't want to give anything away!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Larry D., Amelia E.
Tears, Travel, and True Love's Triumph by BookLizard reviews
My first story, please be kind. It's about Amelia and Larry, post-Battle of the Smithsonian, because I think they needed to end up together. Enjoy the story, and review! I hope you like it! Now complete!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Amelia E., Larry D. - Complete
The Marauders by InactiveUser1024 reviews
The story behind the four best friends. With narrations by James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Severus, and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Remus L., James P.
Smithsonian Revolution by Antoinette-1812 reviews
A new nightgaurd ends up going with larry Daley to the smithsonian, Meeting up with some of history's ' leaders' , all of whom want to "rule" the world. Revolution and love is in the air. Sorry i suck at summaries T to be safe OC x Napoleon Bonaparte
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Napoleon B.
In the Cold by God'srider reviews
This is the sequel to New Year's Eve! Sam and Jake get stuck in a storm while searching for missing cows! How long will they be stranded? What will they do to survive? What will they talk about? bad summary...please read!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
A girl in my bed! by unknown to love reviews
A runaway girl finds her way to the camp. Then Radar's bed and lastly to his heart. I know bad summery sorry.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Radar O.
Operation: Stalag 13 by snossy reviews
My version of how it all started at stalag 13.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Dare the night at the museum characters! by KrazyForYourLuv reviews
Title says it all, you can DARE any of the night at the museum characters to do ANYTHING! More deatails inside.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
New Year's Eve by God'srider reviews
Taking place where book 24 left off, it decides what happened next in the story! What went on after Jake grabbed Sam's hand? SAKE!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Haunted in Hell by Eirra Dracia reviews
The mine crashed around Magruder, and Colton thought he was over. But evil rarely perishes forever.
GUN - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007
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-old-The Rebel reviews
There's a new exhibit at the Smithsonian, what's it's point? Larry's back at the musuem with the tablet, but why? Can Capone really get this young lady to join them in getting the tablet? I suck this... xD Read and Review... Please
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Larry D., A. Capone
-old-Sports Players verison of THE VOICE IDOL
Yeah... I was bored. Rated for lyrics. You can suggest sports players and songs.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 2/22/2012
-old-Born to Fly
Delphine Black, is the Miami Marlins new closer, the former Ravenclaw has learned to fend for herself in the muggle world, her friends and teammates will find out about her past, will it be a good thing? Changed year of Battle of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 2/21/2012
-old-Proved You Wrong
It's 2010. Seamus will have to work alongside with a ex-girlfriend. Seamus wants to date again. All she wants is him to leave her alone. Will they date again or stay 'Just Friends? SeamusxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Seamus F., OC
-old-SpillyRyan Spilborghs feels evil!
Ryan Spilborghs, outflider for the Colorado Rockies, desides to do evil things to his team-mates. Troy Tulowitzki's P.O.V will tell you how the other players felt when it happened to them. Tulo with help of Cargo will figure out this mess!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 7/30/2010
-old-Night In the Museum: No Suprise reviews
Ameila, and some of the others are moved to new york's museum, same one where larry is at.A bunch of new exibits, that Larry did not know were there, are now there XD plz, and i suck at Summarys.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
-old-On My Way To The Baseball Field reviews
Troy Tulowitzki, Todd Helton, Clint Barmes and Dexter Fowler. A New Back-up night gaurd. A new Leauge of their own exibit. And the wax figurne of Ty Cobb. Oh My.
Crossover - Night at the Museum & A League of Their Own - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010
-old-Dare the night in the museum 1&2 people! reviews
I know this has already been done, but s/he has not been updating. Review with your dare! CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
-old-The Hero in Me reviews
Its 6 years later, a washtion focus group came into the air and space museum, and annie gets in the museum at night thanks to larry, and they are going to need to get the tablet off a shelf. Sounds horrible but its not!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010
-old-Son Of A Gun reviews
What happens when the mines fall down in front of colton? Takes off were the game ends. FIRST TRY! Give me tips,Dislikes,Loves. i don't care. Going to be a long story.
GUN - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009