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Joined 08-25-09, id: 2061866, Profile Updated: 04-21-17
Author has written 21 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Jhonen Vasquez, Xiaolin Showdown, Outsiders, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Invisible Monsters, and Gorillaz.

im hannah. they/them. she/her. dont call me it.

i used to be And.These.Are.Lemons and other stuff. i'm glunkus now.

im still rewriting johnny in the land of the dead, by some horrific expression of reality or something.

look man im like 19 now its 2017 im in college but i cannot let this stuff go

im on ao3 now as glunkus, theres new (better) stuff there.

its not 2009 anymore but fuck if im not gonna try and live like it is. deuces.


this has been the worst life of my life


if this is my legacy, let me die nameless

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Just a Human Slave by GIR's Infernal Waffles reviews
He was a gift from the Tallest: "A Defective Slave for a Defective Invader." Dark! ZaDe/ZaDr AU
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Dib, Zim
A Little More Comedy by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Consider the fanciful notion that Jimmy might have met Edgar rather than Nny, before things went all to Hell. Perhaps the world could offer us a little more comedy and a little less tragedy. Have Edgar, will AU. Slash, Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,829 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Phobia by Cooper Sterling reviews
So...We all know Columbus mentioned he had a number of phobias....Perhaps its time the rest of them were brought to light. Featuring snakes, spiders, storms, and more! Fluffy Talumbus goodness!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,101 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Different by we'll wait for our miracles reviews
Dear Die-ary, I've done it again. Murder and mature themes. M to be safe. -Jack AND Baku Fic
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Johnny C.
Long VERY LONG Drabbles by jadethespade reviews
m only for swearing... ENJOY...not enough Nny and Edgar around now days
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Just Crazy Enough by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Bondaries between love and hate are notoriously thin. You can't really blame her if sometimes they get a little confused. Nny/Devi
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Sunlight: A JTHM Story by VeralicProductions reviews
It has been a few years since Johnny left, and a few years since the Human Negative was left unchecked. Desperate to find another proper waste lock, Satan initiates a contest to four eligable people. Who will become the next 'King of Killers'
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 279,342 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/30/2008
EdgarJohnny 50 Themes by slaughterhouse reviews
Like sharpening knives. M for language, violence, and gay situations.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Cherita Chen: Memoirs of an Ugly Geisha by LithumProductions reviews
Destruction is a form of creation", I guess I could relate to that.... The diary of Cherita throughout the film, my first shot at a novel, be kind
Donnie Darko - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Shopping Day by gothgrrl13 reviews
Wichita noticed a store near by where they were. She smirked, an idea coming to her. She looked back at the two. “Hey, who wants to go shopping?” She asked." Tallahassee/fem!Columbus, gender-bending
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
Haunted by SevenOverThree reviews
It's been months since the revision of Beetlejuice's curse, and both Lydia and Beetle haven't seen each other in ages. When Lydia finds her way back into the Neitherworld, will she successfully reunite with her ghostly friend?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Song Drabbles by Compelled reviews
NnyxSquee edition
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Please Slaughter My Fears by Windup Dollie reviews
NnyxSquee Other people are screaming too, but Johnny only really noticed Squee's, with an apologetic and abashed expression he turns around and conceals the blade. He takes a few steps closer and lets a reassuring smile grace his pale lips. summary change
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Johnny C., Squee
Be Mine by Ordinary and Adorable reviews
A JTHM fic. Johnny is free from the s of his mind at last, and he has a defianate plan for Devi.... He needs to ask her to be something for him. And he's given her a knife... Rated T because it's JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Fragments by OrangeKattyKat reviews
An Edgar/Nny ficlet of the slash variety. Jhonen's and all that.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Withdrawal by socioNycto reviews
JtHM. They say if you make it past the first week, you're golden. Edgar and Johnny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Convalescence by Zarla reviews
Edgar goes to a mental hospital. Very strange things happen. Weird slash at points
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,312 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Edgar V., Johnny C. - Complete
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Pancakes reviews
Stuart walks in every morning with a cheerful, "'Ello, luv." and with every passing day you cringe a bit more. Warnings for abuse. Not too harsh.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N.
Hello Gravity reviews
Just some scenes showing interactions between 2D and Murdoc. The two are just balls of emotions. - These drabbles won't be connected, they'll just be little ficlets for your enjoyment. Have fun.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - 2D, Murdoc N.
Yes, Johnathan, No, Johnathan
A set of drabbles inspired by Amanda Palmer/The Dresden Dolls songs. c:
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Published: 4/29/2012
Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme reviews
"You'll never realized that she's so horrible. Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme. She's the home and moving hub for all that you hate." Just a little character blurb. I guess you could call it an exploration of her character. Rated M for mentions of gender changes, and people are just too sensitive these days.
Invisible Monsters - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
From Ouran, With Love reviews
"Yes, this was the G8 Host Club. It was kind of pathetic, sure, but they lived this way, and they were a family." Crossover in which the members of Ouran's host club are replaced with characters from Hetalia. One-shot, too, guys.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Lover Boy reviews
"All he did was sing his heart out about money, tourists, human machines, and future. God, he loved this band." Some FrUK one shots. Probably never to be revisited, so I'm marking it as Complete for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Johnny In The Land Of The Dead: Under Renovation reviews
Going under renovation. You'll probably see an intense jump in the writing style. Sorry, guys. I wasn't too pleased, so I'm fixing it up. Feel free to read it anyhow. c: Ah, also slash romance. Just sayin'
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Jack S., Sally, Johnny C., Psycho Doughboy - Complete
You'd Never Expect It Of Him reviews
Ex. "It makes you sick to look at yourself in the mirror. How could he have done that? How could you have let that happen? Well, then again, that albino was a great kisser. Oh god, what are you thinking?" Don't judge me. Really. Please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
I Am That Hero! reviews
"'Well isn't that the reason we're here' Alfred lifted his bayonette and aimed it at the Briton. 'I'm not your child anymore. You should have known that one day I'd leave your nest'" In which Grandpa Francis tells his two favourite grandchildren about the American Revolution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Double Homicide and Suicide With no Note! reviews
"Again with that stupid crying mantra. No, no, no, stop, please, no! Did she know any other words?" Songfic to Eminem's "Kim." Set in an AU, but not formally. Have fun with that.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
50 Themes: The Musical reviews
Another 50 Themes attempt, done with songs. Nny/Edgar, mostly, for once. Have fun murdering me, fandom.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
50 Themes More reviews
One of those silly little 50 themes ficlets. I'd put an excerpt, but there isn't enough continuous text for that. There's a bit of every pairing under the sun in here; have fun fandom.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Four More Years reviews
"He wondered how they could think such vulgar things about someone they didn't know." On hiatus, if it ever had a future anyway.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Good Riddance reviews
"He had always been strong for him. He had always taken more than he ever thought he could." Gift-fic for .the.end. Though, that was a long time ago. One-shot, and I'm not proud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Religion And Mood Rings reviews
"I'm pretty sure six fifty won't buy a house, Edgar."
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
It's Raining, It's Pouring reviews
"'You're disgusting,' Johnny stood up and felt claws on his shirt, 'don't touch me.'" Nny/Psycho Doughboy. Hey, fandom, suck on that.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Johnny C., Psycho Doughboy - Complete
Like A Sewer Rat reviews
'"Princess Mikai," he smiled. He wrote a small note on the back as well, reading that Princess Mikai had been deemed the best dancer in the entire kingdom by Prince Jack." His father has a party, he watches a girl, and there's sweetness. Have fun.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Jack - Complete
First Time In, Huh? reviews
"He cocked the gun and frowned at the clerk. 'You didn't want me to kill you, did you? Because you sure are acting like you want me to shoot you right between the eyes.'" In which the tellings are of Dallas Winston's first trip to jail. Gift-fic for .the.end.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
Thursday is Ladies Night, You Know reviews
"'No, no, you're safe now. Edgar's helped me out, a lot.' he smiled nervously, 'I'm still hideously insane, but I'm doing much better. Really.'" Devi is forced to go to a club with Tenna, where she meets the man once of her affection. Drunken fluff ensues, only to be crushed by assured Nny/Edgar. There you go, fandom.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Stormy Nights reviews
"He's Chase, if he were to have band aids it would make this place even the least bit homey! And that would be just terrible." Jack watches over Chase's home for him, being trapped in a storm with a kitten. Chase/Jack so watch out.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Stains of Life on Piano Keys reviews
"The Funeral March had begun, but only at Squee's fingertips." Blubbery one-shot in which Squee's parents have left, and he lives with Johnny and a stupid piano.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Johnny C., Squee