MelodysFall
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-25-09, id: 2062113, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

So. I haven't update since 2009. Yes, I know- I'm a horrible person. It's probably too late for an explanation, but for some reason the issue has been bothering me even more lately. Thus, this.
I'm not sure if I'm going to discontinue Kismet but I certainly don't want to give you guys false hope.
Here's what happened: i lost all of my documents. Which is a sad (and common) excuse, but it's the truth.
And when something like that happens, it's very hard to jump back to where you last finished.
After a year, I managed to finish chapter five and guess what? I lost it. I might have saved another document in its stead- which is the stupidest thing I could have done- but seriously, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't find it.
For the next year, I tried and failed to get my muse back for the story. I pretty much lost all hope.
Then the year after that, I realized the only way I could continue was if I re-wrote the whole story because let's face it: Kismet began with no actual plot. The two reasons I didn't delete the whole thing was because it makes me sad when people still review asking for an update after three years and because the idea does have some potential.
Anyway, this note is just to show that I'm still alive. I still visit fanfiction lately (even though it's been pretty dead recently). No, I will never stop shipping Sakura with practically any guy in the Naruto-verse. And yes, I still write. I'd like to think I improved: mainly in vocabulary, grammar, punctuation and the whole she-bang. But now, I actually think before I write- about themes, characterization, foreshadowing, and other good stuff.
So before I leave, I'd like thank you guys so much for supporting Kismet. Your kind reviews were everything the thirteen-year old fangirl in me could ever hope for.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A New Destiny by 00Sakura00 reviews
"She really is beautiful isn't she? Pink hair, emerald eyes...What do you think we should name her?" Her brows knitted together in a thoughtful pause. "Sakura. Haruno Sakura...May your new life in Iwa be a safer one, my darling." OOC Sakura; SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,597 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,818 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
The Trouble With Men Is by OnlyTheGoodDieYoung reviews
Sakura's a strong, confident young woman, but when she starts work as a maid for TEN COCKY GUYS, not only does she have to constantly put up with their sexist jokes and Playboy magazines, but when they start trying to get into her pants... what's a girl to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,699 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H.
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Say by selandora reviews
This time, Sakura will fight against Sasuke. Because this time, Naruto's the one at stake. narusakusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,416 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Tattoo by Voldemort's Spawn reviews
The boys find out that Ariadne has a tattoo. Cobb, Arthur and Eames in turn make a bet to see who can find out where and what it is first without asking her. Prompt by Lobsters Forever. NOW ADDING DELETED SCENES! :D
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
You Make Me Rethink Being Born by AsianOne reviews
[AU] Haruno Sakura isn't having what you would call a good day. Not even close, in fact. And it only gets worse when on the planned date of the big road trip she has to ride with the...delinquents. [KibaSaku][NejiSaku][GaaSaku][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Sakura H.
Matryoshka by mixed.vinyl reviews
Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
All's Fair by Juniper11 reviews
Team Seven decides that when it comes to Sakura's heart...All's Fair in Love and War. Sakura x Team Seven & Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,742 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Team Seven - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Finding Time by MoonVeil reviews
Sakura is given a chance to peer into the past—to see things she never wanted to see. To know the truth behind a massacre and to save the boy lost in the lies. Sakura/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Mouths of Babes by HasFar2Go reviews
Five people who get the wrong impression about their relationship and one person who gets it right. Ariadne/Cobb
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Missing by A Middle Distance Maximum reviews
Directly after Peeta is taken by the Captiol, Katniss has a realization, following an unusual nightmare, that something other than Peeta is missing. With a little help from an unexpected friend, she discovers the meaning behind this simple dream. Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Architecture by zeurin reviews
An exploration of Ariadne's relationships with Eames, Cobb, and Arthur. One-shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Price Of Ramen by allurement reviews
AU. MinatoKushina. Kushina looks like a mess, has her identity as a stalker revealed and perves on her neighbour, all within ten minutes. But it's okay, because there will always be ramen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue Romance by MistedVines reviews
AU There are four schools, each ruled by different students, Ino of Konohagakure, Gaara of Sunagakure, Sasuke of Otogakure and Itachi of Akatsuki. What happens when normal student, Haruno Sakura, gets thrown into the mix? Sakura/Itachi/Sasuke/Deidara/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,277 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H.
Tannins by kinokokichigai reviews
You wouldn't think that an ancient missing-nin would be such a whiner. Sakura and Super Happy Fun Time with Uchiha Madara. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
an ex by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
The Hatter remembers. The Hatter dreams. The Hatter pours tea. Alice isn't coming. No pairings.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Viridian by Alfhild reviews
The boys discuss our favorite medic-nin's eye color. Written because I love the very many different shades of green authors use to describe Sakura's eyes in their stories. Mild SaiSaku. Rated mostly for Kiba's mouth and wayward imaginations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
locking rhythm with hearts by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “I know I said I’d try, Sasuke-kun—but if you continue like this, my heart can only take so much.” “I’ll get you a new heart, then.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Tales Told By Dead Friends by allurement reviews
AU. So what, are you trying to say that a video game killed my best friend?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Shikamaru N.
That Damn Neighbor! by Shellzonfire reviews
For as long as I remember, the Uchiha’s had been my neighbors. They’re son and I have grown to hate each other, but after not seeing me for a year, why is he looking at me so…strangely lately? Is he, no don’t tell me…is he falling in love with me? SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,396 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
we'll be a dream by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke does have love to express. He just doesn’t do it in ways you’d expect, and he doesn’t do it to you. Sasuke and Sakura, from start to finish, and maybe a little beyond that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obsessive by delicate.desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Addicted to a Cherry Blossom by Kyo12591 reviews
Sakura is now Eighteen. She's not the weak little girl she was anymore. Sasuke returns to the Village after 6 years, and Sakura and Neji are sent on a Mission to Mist to gain info. on Akatsuki. Sakura X Akatsuki Slight Saku X Neji Saku X Sasu x Redone x
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,741 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Basketful of Blossoms by delicate.desires reviews
A series of Sakura-centric drabbles. Chapter 3: Ino banged her head on the table, muttering something along the lines of, "What does she see in him?" Neji x Sakura x Lee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sakura H.
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
Romeo's Juliet by Alex the Ninth reviews
When Itachi’s loyalties to Akatsuki are brought under scrutiny, she’s the one to sacrifice everything for him. “This is bigger than us, Itachi.” SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Picking Up the Broken Memories by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
DISCONTINUED. NaruSaku. Naruto finally wakes up from a coma, but only to find that he lost his memories. Sakura and Hinata work together to pick up the broken memories as they find that the Naruto they once knew isn't the same Naruto anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Mr Endlessly by angel puppeteer reviews
I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
CPR by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
After a dare in the pool from the oh-so-famous dobe, Sasuke has pretend to drown. And since Sakura is the lifeguard, she has to perform to actions necessary to convey CPR. Dedicated to my BEST FRIEND, xxEUPHORIC r e v e r i e. ILYSFM.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three to Two by numberoneklutz reviews
No longer a threesome with the wonder duo, Sakura struggles to heal her broken heart. The boys, however, soon discover something is missing in their relationship. Or is it a someone?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sakura H.
Feel Good Drag by LucidRush reviews
"Please, Sasuke I need this." Green eyes bore into his black ones, pleading. Her short pink hair pulled back, she brushed her lips against his neck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — AU. Crack-ish. Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Gloves And Her by Cella N reviews
When she's 12 years old, she takes pride in having the softest hands. At 15, she puts on black gloves and doesn't take them off. SAKURA. On growth, and beauty, and life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daybreak by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sideways by neech reviews
-KakaSaku- "You know, molesting me just to get at the bells is distinctly cheating at this exercise."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
pitfalls of perfection by smartalker reviews
My name is Marianna Anastasia Rinslet Ysabell Summer Underground Empress. But you can call me Mary Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
semicharmed kind of life by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura scores a hot date to the ER because she breaks her foot by kicking a soda machine. Yeah. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
be the one by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shade of the Leaf by Ravyn reviews
Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don’t know what you really want after all. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by allurement reviews
AU. “Ninjas don’t exist. You’re in the Konoha Psychiatric Hospital, Naruto. You’ve been here for the past eleven years.” In which Naruto struggles to accept reality, and misses a life that wasn’t even there to begin with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Heart of Honor by blitz-engel reviews
To save her father from death at war, Haruno Sakura takes his place to joining the Ninja Academy. Unfortunately, only males are allowed, so she pretents to be a man. COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,475 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
7 Dates of Haruno Sakura by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura's sinful dating history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Of Dreams and Nightmares by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Due to a mission breifing that failed to explain everything, Sakura is stuck in prision with her teammates. To get out she needs to marry one of them, or they'll all be killed. So far, Death is looking like the better option. Sakura x Various Naruto Males
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team 7 Body Swap by recodan reviews
Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Swan Song by Roses of Sharon reviews
Theirs was a fairy tale, minus the happy ending. Team7.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Shades of Pink by NanbeiNoHana reviews
How many shades of pink can Byakugan see? NejiSaku, ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] - Complete
Twenty Men by Ita-ta reviews
I was just thinking how Sakura can go with so many men. So yeah. Drabbleish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Love by Roses of Sharon reviews
There are three teachers in Sakura's life and she loves them all, but only one of them is hers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon A Time In Las Vegas by Luchia13 reviews
[ONESHOT AU] In Konoha Casino, there's a waitress, a dealer, and a highroller. Somehow each fills the nasty gaps in the others' lives that they hadn't even noticed...all while shouting and drinking at a poker table one day. [Team7, Sakura POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hush Little Baby by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kawarimi by asteriskjam reviews
They were long, slow nights and she was dying underneath the mask. [SasuSaku] [onesided SasuKarin] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the color of love by the blanket reviews
[ShikaSaku. for Epiff Annie.] Sakura is green, is bright, is effervescent, is life reborn, is so vibrant that it's almost painful. Shikamaru's utilitarian brown cannot compete. But he tries, and it's beautiful, and Naruto rewrites The Fairytale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Building Castles by asteriskjam reviews
Moved Out. Kicked Out. Been Out. Three teens with no place to go? Oh god. Moving in has never been so awkward. [SasuSaku] [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Night Before by Sasukes-Angel0221 reviews
I...I...I love you? [SasuSaku [Implied NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Café au Lait by PetitDejeuner reviews
Maybe it wasn't that they were puzzle pieces that fit perfectly, but rather puzzle pieces that fit BEAUTIFULLY... Breakfast with Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Sai. [NaruSakuSasuSai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
SOHCAHTOA by PetitDejeuner reviews
Sakura had always hated math... till now. [ShikaSaku oneshot] [Beware of the fluff!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Researched Misunderstandings by FlowersRcute reviews
Sakura finds Naruto in the library and misunderstands the reason behind his research. Sakura finds herself embarrassed and touched when, after furiously trying to stop his plans, she discovers the real reason he was snoozing in the library. [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunion by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuSaku, NaruSaku] Sasuke finally comes home to the rest of Team Seven. THIS IS NOT A HAPPY STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Naruto by MimiHatake reviews
CHAPTER 22, UPDATED! Sasuke joins ANBU, leaving a hole in the team. The replacement, Hyuuga Hinata, is in love with Naruto. So she asks Sakura for help. No problem! Sakura doesn't have feelings for Naruto...right? HinaNaru or SakuNaru, how will it end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,958 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
White Oleander by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Sevencentric] Sakura has been acting differently after her first solo mission and Kakashi wants to know why. [Notice, Discontinued until I can find a way to make this not a giant cliche.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Names by Ninjacat reviews
Regrets, broken promises, and the names of the dead.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gifts by Ecrire reviews
One shot SasuSakuNaru teaminess. Sakura has Valentine's gifts for her teammates. She can't go too far wrong with a little present can she? Sequel to WarmthBlanket.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Warmth by Ecrire reviews
One shot A sweet Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto moment. No overt pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Sympathetic Smile by EffulgentInara reviews
Tsunade and Sakura get a brief demonstration of exactly why Kakashi wears that mask...[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

hand over the fish reviews
Non-massacre/ Sasuke didn't think it was necessary for Itachi to force-feed his team mate. And Sakura? Well, she couldn't think at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kismet reviews
AU“Would anyone of you consider dating Sakura Haruno?” Unfortunately for Ino, her father won’t allow her to date until her best friend got a boyfriend- which was probably never going to happen. So she's going to take things in her own hands. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sakura H.