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Joined 08-26-09, id: 2062626, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

нι, му ηαмє ιѕ נα∂є αη∂ ι'м α мαנσя тωιℓιgнт ƒαη! ι αℓѕσ ℓℓσνє нαяяу ρσттєя, нσυѕє σƒ ηιgнт αη∂ α ℓσα∂ σƒ σтнєя тнιηgѕ. му ωяιтιηg ωιℓℓ мσѕт ρяσвαвℓу вє нυмσυя вє¢αυѕє ι'м ησт νєяу gσσ∂ ωιтн мυ¢н єℓѕє (ι'м ρяσвαвℓу ησт gσσ∂ ωιтн нυмσυя єιтнєя вυт ωнαтєνєя). му ƒανσυяιтє тωιℓιgнт ¢нαяα¢тєяѕ αяє єммєтт вє¢αѕυє нє'ѕ ƒυηηу αη∂ αℓι¢є вє¢αυѕє ѕнє'ѕ нуρєя. єяя...тнαт'ѕ αвσυт ιт, тнαηкѕ ƒσя яєα∂ιηg му ρяσƒιℓє, ι нσρє уσυ єηנσу му ƒυтυяє ѕтσяιєѕ!

~נα∂є

υρ∂αтєѕ~ ιƒ αη∂ ωнєη ι ωяιтє α ѕтσяу, ι'ℓℓ ρяσвαвℓу υρ∂αтє ση¢є σя тωι¢є α ωєєк. ι нανє ℓσтѕ σƒ ѕтσяу ι∂єαѕ ιη мιη∂, мσѕт σƒ тнєм αяє нυмσυя. υηℓєѕѕ ιтѕ α ƒυℓℓ ѕтσяу, ι'ℓℓ мσѕт ρяσвαвℓу ωяιтє ¢σмραηιση ѕтσяιєѕ тσ тнιηgѕ ℓιкє, єммєтт тнє кι∂ηαρρєя (ѕєє вσттσм), αη∂ α ƒєω σтнєя ѕтσяιєѕ ι нανє ρℓαηηє∂, тнєη уσυ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ тσ яєα∂ тнє σтнєя ѕтσяιєѕ вυт ƒσя вєттєя υη∂єяѕтαη∂ιηg, ρℓєαѕє яєα∂ тнєм. тнαηкѕ, тнαт'ѕ αвσυт ιт нєяє!

~נα∂є


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Eyes, Look Your Last by Moonchild707 reviews
"With brisk determination, I cocked the gun, the grinding metal loud over the rain and pounding in my ears. I waited one brief moment, eyes closed and hands shaking, before I heard the voice I knew would come in my moment of need. 'Please don't do this.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3105 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5414 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
If You Want Clean Fun, Go Fly a Kite by labellamafia reviews
AU/AH. Welcome to the world of high fashion and constant errors in judgement. Bella's a world-renowned supermodel and Edward is a pro football player with one hell of a reputation, but is it all talk? Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,898 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8721 - Favs: 14,246 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
They Would Never Say by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Things our Twilight characters would never say... ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
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It All Started With Three Pink Pluses reviews
Collab with DiamondAngel1901. When Bella gets pregnant, nobody but Carlisle knows! So what happens when Bella is trying to hide the fact that she is having a baby, not knowing wheather its a girl or a boy or who the father is!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mike's Very Secret, Secret Diary Of Manliness reviews
Mike has a diary? Well this means: Emmett the hobo, leprechauns at the bottom of the garden, Mike's evil mind, Edward in a thong and total randomness! Rated F for funniness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mike
Completely Random reviews
One-shot. a completely random but hilarious one-shot! includes evil peanuts, Rosalie turning nice I KNOW! , Emmett dying his hair green, Hitler's moustache and magical unicorns of life . Rated E for Edward, I am your father!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Who Wants To Be A Superhero? reviews
Emmett and Bella are now officially superheroes and they're mission in life is to put on and host a show which lets you be a superhero too! But first, you have to do The Thing To Become A Superhero... PM/review if you want to be in the story! Rated pillow
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Batman vs Voldemort reviews
What happens when Emmett finds a Magic Cookie which is actually a portkey whic leads him and Bella to Hogwarts? Will they help Harry and all his bezzies defeat Voldey? Read on to find out! Author of Patato Sack. Rated D for Dumbledore & H for Hufflepuf
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Voldemort, Emmett
SuperVamps! Beware reviews
What's gonna happen when Emmett decides to make a movie about super heroes? And what happens when the Cullens are the stars? Companion story to Potato Sack. VERY Funny! OOC If You wanna be in the story, PM or review me! Rated 59 cos thats ma fave number!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Emmett
Potato Sack reviews
ONE SHOT Emmett kidnaps Bella while Edward's away! WARNING includes a potato Bella, stupid Emmett, the Cullens as super-heroes and randomness! Rated S for stupidity, but still very funny! First fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete