Author has written 29 stories for Star Ocean, Harvest Moon, Super Smash Brothers, Game X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Soul Calibur, School Rumble, and Final Fantasy XIII.
...Hello, and thank you for wasting your time for looking at nothing important.
I am known as OneWingedHeron53. But you may call me Heron if you wish. I am a 20 year old Native in Ontario. Being a writer is one of my dreams, using fanfiction as my stepping stone.
Favored Couple as of right now.
LinkxLightning. Why this couple? You may say. Why not? I say. Both are heroes, experienced hardship on their journies. Personally assists their respective Goddess's. They were both forced out of their childhood to take care of another. They both are calm and collected, plus have a side you don't want to mess with. So why not?
Philosophy of the Year
I'm under the belief of crack pairings. The crackier the better I say. Many will view most pairings I come up with impossible and that it will never work. This impossibility is what catches my attention. I view it as a challenge, as should all writers of my caliber. I strive to do the impossible, to bring the best Xover pairings I can bring up with; as well as requests, and to have the readers (YOU!) enjoy it. In fact, how are you sure it's impossible if it has never been attempted? I'm still under and will always be under the hetero pairings. I won't write yaoi or yuri even if my life depended on it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against yaoi or yuri, it's just that I see so many of those that I eventually grew tired of seeing them all the time. So I write Xover pairings in an attempt to prevent hetero from being written out of existence; therefore, writing up 100 Crossover Couples. However, whatever floats your boat, you won't hear any complaints from me if I read your stories.
100 Crossover Couples (Various Games/Anime)
Sword's of Worlds Collide: Link has appeared in the land of Elibe, He meets Lyn in rather the hard way, and seems to have taken some sort of interest to her. Lyn is also of the same thoughts. LinkxLyn. On Standby (Link = Legend of Zelda - Lyn = Fire Emblem 7)
Chain of Memories: Cloud finds himself in a different world. Collapsing after fighting off a huge amount of Lizardmen. Luckily, Sophitia was nearby and tended to his wounds. Now travelling together; with Cassandra as well, Cloud finds out that there is more ways to forgive himself. CloudxSophitia. (Cloud = Final Fantasy 7 - Sophitia = Soul Calibur)
A Hero's Storm: Lightning enters a near death situation by sleeping in a cold cave in a harsh snowstorm after getting injured in battle and walking in it for a long time. Fortunately, a curious hero appearing out of nowhere and saves her. Feeling some strange comfort around him, she experiences some emotions with him, whether she wants to or not. LinkxLightning. (Link = Legend of Zelda - Lightning = Final Fantasy 13)
Heaven Chosen Warriors: So Link saved his homeland from the forces of Twilight. What does he do now? He plans to lead on a simple life in his village. Unfortunately, his Goddess' had other plans as they transport him to another world. Now he has to work with a dumb blonde and an even dumber blonde to accomplish whatever quest his Goddess' gave him. LinkxSophitia. (Link = Legend of Zelda - Sophitia = Soul Calibur)
Purifying of the Darkness: After saving her friend from darkness, by placing her in his place. Aqua remains inside a cave where darkness rules. When all hope is lost, a bright light appears and out comes a man who may be her only hope of escaping this plane. CloudxAqua. (Cloud = Final Fantasy 7 - Aqua = Kingdom Hears: Birth by Sleep)
The Radiant Princess and the Hero of Blue Flames: Nel comes to the Ancient Ruins of Surferio after receiving info that the Executioners were attacking again for some unknown reason. However, things get interesting when they began to summon other people from other worlds. Among these is a young man named Ike; who requires her help to get back to his world. IkexNel (Ike = Fire Emblem 9&10 - Nel = Star Ocean 3)
The Angel of Darkness and the Last Priestess of Winds: Talim met up with a strange being from another world who is like her, but with one major exception. This young man named Kalas; has wings. She initially thought she met up with an angel when things take a different turn when he began speaking to himself...or his Guardian Spirit who insists that they travel together. Talim however, senses a deep darkness within him. KalasxTalim (Kalas = Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean - Talim = Soul Calibur)
The Final Discovery: After being killed by Vermiforms; Faina is transported to an area called the Lifestream, where a man named Cloud, revived her. After collecting her thoughts, Faina follows Cloud out of the Lifestream where he promises her a place to further gather her thoughts and what to do next. CloudxFaina (Cloud = Final Fantasy 7 - Faina = Infinite Undiscovery)
Couple Tracker: This just keeps track of how many pairings a character has received. Once a character reaches three, they will take a break until at least five other couples reach the same number. Like for example; Link has been paired with three others; as with Cloud. Those two won't receive further pairings until three others reach that number.
Link: Been paired with Lyn, Sophitia, and Lightning. (3)
Willing to do requests. Just no yaoi or yuri or characters within the same universe. Characters from different series: Like Yuna and Sephiroth or Ike and Lyn counts as a crossover.
Link's Journey Notes
Before you go ahead and read these, just know that it's entirely crack and may not be for the light-hearted as it contains domestic abuse, rape as comedy, and a severe drop in insanity. The only thing keeping it from being an M rating is the fact that I don't write out the scene, but leave it to your imagination. "What the hell did I just read?" You may say. I will answer, "A fraction of my insanity!"
How to get struck by Lightning
Choose 12 of your favorite characters in any order and answer questions.
1: Albel Nox
3: Seung Mina
4: Nel Zelpher
12: Luther Lansfeld
1. Have you ever read a six and eleven fic before?
2. If you think four is hot. How hot?
3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
4. Do I recall any fics about nine?
5. Would two and six make a good couple?
6. Make a summary of a three/ten fic?
7. Would anyone on your friends list write a Two/Four/Five fic?
8. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve. What would the warning be?
9. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
10. Cuter couple. Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?
11. What would six say if he/she saw eight and three kissing?
12. How would you feel if eleven died?
13. More disturbing pair. One/Four or One/Seven?
14. Would Eight ever want to kill Five?
15. Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run overed by a car?
16. How would you feel if seven and eight was cannon?
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Albel Nox and Lyn are in a happy relationship until Sephiroth runs off with Nel Zelpher. Albel Nox, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ganondorf? (Ew...) and a brief unhappy affair with Luther Lansfeld (Another ew...), then follows the wise advice of Ike and finds true love with Seung Mina.
...Ever since did Ganondorf become a prostitute? Luther is also his Creator. How did Sephiroth running off with Nel affect Albel's and Lyn's relation? Ike is randomly wise and Seung Mina popped out of nowhere. Still, sounds like something I would write, minus the yaoiness...
What title would you give this fic?
(2) and (5) enters a tournament hosted by (9). There they meet (4) and (7), and quickly became friends. Midways during the tournament, (12) jumps in and wreaks havoc at it, causing a seperation of the four friends. (5) is injured badly and collapses in a forest where (3) finds him/her and treats him/her. Upon awakening, he/she falls for the woman/man who saved him/her and tries to woo her/him. Upon returning to the main scene, he/she finds out that he/she is just a puppet for (12). But having falling for him/her as well, she/he betrays (12) and together they defeat him/her and find the others.
Link and Ike enters a tournament hosted by Sephiroth. There they meet Nel and Lyn, and quickly became friends. Midways during the tournament, Luther jumps in and wreaks havoc at it, causing aseperation of the four friends. Ike is injured badly and collapses in a forest where Seung Mina finds him and treats him. Upon awakening, he falls for the woman who saved him and tries to woo her. Upon returning to the main scene, he finds out that she is just a puppet for Luther. But having falling for him as well, she betrays Luther and together they defeat him and find the others.
Sounds like something I would write. In fact, I'll think of something similiar.
What title would you give this fic?
Love in a Tournament.
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: What is it?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Occupied. GET OUT!!!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Hope he doesn't rip your tongue out.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: She is a baker, I don't think I've insulted her for her to poison it.
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: What a beautiful woman...oh, it's Seigfried. *Shudders*
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Dear God. I have an insane, skydropping and stabbing innocent girls in the back, as a cousin? Uncle? Brother?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Tried that one move again?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: At least I have some
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: I'm just a boy?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Link: Good luck
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: Mind healing me?
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Ike: Happy Birthday
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: Lyn! Do something!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Sophitia: You'll do fine. Keep confident, chin up, and hope the people won't break your bones, rip your heart out, steal your lungs, eat your brains, shatter your skull...
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Link: Even marriage won't stop you from doing harm to her.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Sephiroth: Want me to go sky drop and stab her behind the back?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Albel: It's just a bunch of worms. You can handle them if your careful. Hopefully they won't break your limbs, eat your heart, smash your brain...
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Myuria: I married a lunatic.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Well, he gives me death threats all the time.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: And your telling me this because?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: I knew it was a setup
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: They already did?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: I would help him! Right now, I need an ally to help defend me against people.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: (thinks) He's jealous
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Any guy, *cough*or woman* would love to be with you.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: I'm not gay
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: Myuria! How could you? We're married!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: They're either planning on how to kill me or the other thing.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: They're both pretty boys, but no.
Would 2 trust 5?
Me: If it involves killing me, then yeah...not to mention, Sophitia has a lot of information on me.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: I don't know. But it's going to be poisonous and I got the Fire Department on standby.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: Sophitia's hair is beautiful. She doesn't need to cut it.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Me: I think it would just be chicken scratches with that claw of his.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Me: Albel blushing? Thought I never see the day.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Me: I think he's still mad that I married her
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Albel: I don't think she knows how to work computers...
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me: What kind of workout? *hint, hint*
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Siegfried: How come I wasn't invited?
7 won the lottery?
Me: Well, World Domination could cost a lot of money
8 had quite a big secret?
Nel: I'm actually not trying to kill you
9 became a singer?
Me: Oh dear...
10 got a daughter?
Me: It's beautiful Me Jr.
What would 1 think of 2?
Link: I wish you'd stop getting kidnapped
How would 3 greet 4?
Ike: Good morning, Lady Lyndis. Have a good sleep?
What would 4 envy about 5?
Lyn: You have nice pillows...
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Sophitia: The knight in shining armor...
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: They both have pretty hair
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Sephiroth: A perfect target for skydropping stabbing, but she can guard against it...
Where would 8 meet 9?
Me: The battlefield.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Albel: I'm trying to murder your husband...
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Myuria: You actually know how to get rid of him?
Is 3 Gay?
Me: As much as he tries to kill me...nope, he's not.
How do you feel?
Despite people trying to kill me, I'm doing fine.
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