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Joined 08-26-09, id: 2062832, Profile Updated: 10-01-09

im just me okay yall as you know duck life and i are friends. well we are starting a joint account with our other friend. we are mainly going to post twilight stories. but there are going to be alot of crossovers and original stories. once we set up the account we'll start posting.duck life and i will sponsor stories on our main accounts so be on the lookout for account names and stories. hey peeps i am going to write stories on this account but the main stories are going to be on 7yoduckydog666

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Holidays With The Cullens by Duck Life reviews
A series of holidays with the Cullens. Updated irregularly because I will update on holidays. Post-Breaking Dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
The Last Words by Duck Life reviews
Bella told Edward that she wanted to be alone for a day to think about what had happened in Italy. But then, tragedy strikes. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Superman by Duck Life reviews
Bella has a secret. She hasn't told anyone, but, in a moment of panic, Edward learns the truth. What will he do? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Threads That Make A Tapestry by Duck Life reviews
Bella is making the biggest choice of her life. As she follows through with that choice, she may realize something new about herself. Will it make her choose differently, and is it too late? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Twilight: Thriller by Duck Life reviews
This is Thriller with Jacob and Renesmee. Dedicated to the late legend, Michael Jackson. Please R&R! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Fight by Duck Life reviews
Jacob and Renesmee get in their first big fight. It threatens to ruin their relationship. I had to have a Twilight run to the airport story! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Vampire Chat Room by Duck Life reviews
i know I'm probably the millionth person to do this, but it looked like fun! All conversations are original, if the idea is not. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Vegetarian Vampire News At Ten by Duck Life reviews
Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, and Jasper put on a news show for the other vegetarians. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Dusk, The Daytime Drama by Duck Life reviews
This is Twilight as a soap opera. I'm not trying to offend any individual soap opera, just joking about how dramatic they can get. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit by Duck Life reviews
Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
Midnight Sun Table of Contents by Duck Life reviews
This is what I think the table of contents for Midnight Sun should be. Playing with Edward's obsession with Bella. NOT THE REAL TABLE OF CONTENTS THAT SM HAS DECIDED! Please R&R! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
If Edward Was Evil by Duck Life reviews
Basically what the title says. I was bored. The thoughts are in italics. Please R&R! He's a vampire, in case you were wondering.OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward - Complete
Bloopers by Duck Life reviews
Possible bloopers that could happen while they film the movies. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009
I Hate The Snuggie by Duck Life reviews
This is what I think of the Snuggie commercial. Please R&R! Flames are not appreciated.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Why Jacob Is Better Than Edward by Duck Life reviews
I must warn you, I thought of this late at night, while, admittedly, staring at my Edward poster. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Depressing FM by Duck Life reviews
The real reason that Bella didn't like to listen to music when Edward left in New Moon. Please R&R! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Parodies, Parodies, Parodies by Duck Life reviews
The title is sort of self-explanatory. This is a collaboration of Twilight parodies. The time frame will change, for instance, one parody might be in New Moon while another is post-Breaking Dawn. It depends. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
A New Kind of Vampire by Duck Life reviews
Scrubs/Twilight I think it's time for Dr. Acula to be associated with other vampires! Bella goes to the hospital and meets him. Short & sweet. Please R&R!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
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