Fantasia-the-Crazy
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Joined 08-27-09, id: 2063645, Profile Updated: 07-16-14
Author has written 6 stories for Cats.

Heya, everyone! It's me, Fantasia! You may know me from my CATS the musical website, Fantasia's Corner of the Junkyard. If you're into nicknames, you can call me Tazie or Fant or any derivation of those; if Fantasia isn't your style, then just call me Kiwi.

Fandoms: CATS, Warriors, The Lion King, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sweeney Todd are the main ones. Don't expect fanfics about all of them, though.

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And now, a peek into my crazy life.

"The world. I shall buy the world with this nickel!" -Me, in response to my dad asking what I could possibly buy with five cents.

"I am random. And chocolate cupcakes will one day rule the world. Get used to it." -Me, after being told I was random.

"I've got French dressing and I'm not afraid to use it!" -A friend, hyper and armed with a packet of French dressing.

"When you're hyper, you discover how fast you can do things!" -Me . . . well, just guess.

"COOKIE!!" -Me at random moments.

"Yes, I'm a smartypants. I'm smarty and I do wear pants." -A friend, after being called a smartypants. The funniest part, though, was when a teacher happened to walk by at that exact moment, gave her a funny look, and said "You do what?"

"Emoticons are cool. Emoticons are everywhere. Emoticons are the future of America." -Written by me on a school assignment.

"COOL kids have paper fights in homeroom!" -Me, after (surprise, surprise) a paper fight with a friend during homeroom.

"If that happened, I'd go so deaf I'd go blind!" -A friend. (Don't ask what we were talking about . . . my friends have weird conversations.)

". . . After all, who wouldn't be unhappy if they were denied access to ice cream?" -On another school assignment.

"Hey, don't criticize my little world. My little world rejects logic." -Me responding to the comment, "Only in your world would that make sense."

"Nothing's impossible with the mafia on your side!" -A girl I know. I don't quite remember the context, but the mafia had nothing to do with it . . .

"I'm high on life!" -Responding to being asked, "Are you on drugs?" while hyper.

"Do you ever get the feeling you're about to get hit by a train . . .?" -Me. Yep. Don't you ever get that feeling?

"You might take over the world if you're not careful." -My dad, watching me mess around on the computer.

"Who cares about problems? I have a watermelon." -Me, talking about worldwide economic and political problems . . . while eating a large slice of a watermelon.

"Everything is funnier when you're food and sleep deprived!" -A friend, stating a basic fact of life.

Me, trying explain something to my 8-year-old cousin: "People are weird."
8-year-old cousin: "Yeah . . . but I'm not a person. I'm a human."

Friend: ". . . And I'm the king of Germany."
Me: "Oh, good for you! Say something in German!"
Friend: ". . . Okay, fine, I'm the king of Japan."
Me: "Then say something in Japanese!"
Friend: "Toyota!"

Me: -Dramatically- "The end is nigh!" -Pause- -Looks at mom- ". . . You're supposed to react . . ."
Mom: "Sorry, but the end is going to have to wait. It doesn't fit into my schedule."

Friend 1: "It's Friday!"
Friend 2: "Friday!"
Friend 1: "Friday!"
Me: "Friday!"
Friend 1: "I have to sneeze."
Friend 2: "Good night!"
Friend 1 and me: ". . . What?"

Male friend 1 (to male friend 2): "I'd kick you in the balls! . . . Oh, wait, you don't have any!" -Pause- ". . . Okay, I was going to say that (my name) has more than you, but I don't think that would've sounded right . . ."
Me and male friend 2: O_O
And there was a teacher listening, too.

Friend: "I blame the Germans."
Me: "HEY! I'm German!"
Friend: "Well, I'm Polish, so f--k you."
Me: "Don't make me invade you again."
That shut him up.

AN INTERESTING GAME OF SCATTERGORIES: For "Excuses for Being Late" beginning with O, I said "Orca attack". Later in the game, for "Bad Habits" beginning with T, my dad said "Trumpet stealing".

One time, some of my friends and I were over at another friend's house, having a game day. After playing a very intense and drawn-out game of Risk, we decided to calm things down and play -- of all things -- Candy Land. Near the end of the game, when it was just me and one friend left (there were four of us; we were playing for first, second, and third place), another friend got the brilliant idea to play The Final Countdown on my phone and on the fourth friend's iPad at the same time. It was the most epic game of Candy Land ever.

On the subject of games, I'd just finished playing a game with my friend, and the game pieces were resting on the board. He suddenly moves two pieces from each side so that they form a symmetrical pattern on both sides of the board and proudly declares, "Egg salad." It's official -- we've found the male version of me.

And then there was the time a couple of my friends and I started doing the Thriller dance to Mamma Mia . . .


Fanfiction Status Update:

I'm the kind of writer who likes to have approximately twelve different projects going on at once, so that if I get bored of working on one story I can switch to another one for a while. Because of this (and also because I can really only write when I have both time and inspiration, which is an exceedingly rare combination), my update schedule tends to be quite sporadic. But don't despair -- I rarely abandon a story, and even if it takes a while, both DSotM and TLW will live to see their ends.

Stories Currently in Progress:

Dark Side of the Moon

Three Little Words

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Coming Soon:

These stories are under way right now and will be available in the near future!

Radioactive
(CATS) Set in a post-apocalyptic alternate universe after the modern world has been demolished by nuclear warfare. From the ruins, a new super-intelligent species emerges. They are the Jellicles, a half-cat, half-human breed born of the radiation. In a ghost of a city once known as Berlin, the Jellicles, who have banded together for survival, unearth some ancient wartime technology left behind by the previous civilization. When this technology falls into the paws of the outcast Macavity, the rest of the tribe will be forced to act -- but will they learn from the mistakes of their predecessors, or will history be doomed to repeat itself?

(no title yet)
(CATS) In the Jellicle Tribe, same-sex couples are forbidden. But when you're in love, you're in love, and the rules can't stop you. Perhaps all it will take is one couple's perseverance and devotion to rewrite a part of the tribe's law . . . but they'll be faced with a heck of a journey before it happens.

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Finished Stories:

Since I like to work on lots of long-winded projects at once, this section is pretty short.

Amore and Peace
First-place winner in an "unusual pairings" contest on another site! Also the oldest story that I like enough to keep here, but not enough to rewrite -- so it's not exactly my best work.

Ace of Hearts

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To Be Rewritten:

Stories I started (and in some cases finished), but decided that they deserved better than what I gave them. These aren't top priority, but they will definitely be resurfacing at some point.

I'm Just Going Home/You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

The Fire Within

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Future Ideas:

These are the stray ideas that float around in the back of my mind. They may or may not turn into actual fanfics someday, but at this point in time, they're just undeveloped concepts. And yes, I know, I can't come up with titles to save my life. Don't judge me.

Fearcage
(CATS) When Macavity takes control of the tribe and forces them into a brutal life of slavery, it will take a group of young, determined minds -- and one mind in particular -- to conspire against him and regain what was once there. But once the plan is put into action, the whole junkyard is thrown into turmoil and nothing is what it seems. Will the Jellicles win their liberation, or be forced to slave under Macavity forever?

My Silver Knight
(CATS) The events of the musical from Demeter's point of view . . . with a romantic twist. Here's to hours upon hours of CATS-viewing, driving myself crazy trying to locate Demeter at every moment just so I could make this as realistic as possible! WARNING: contains fluff to the extreme.

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(Warriors) Some villains are remembered for their evil deeds that rewrote the history of the Clans. I suppose they deserve it if the mere mention of their name is enough to send even the bravest warrior cowering in fear. But others are brushed aside and forgotten, or, even worse, remembered wrongly, made infamous for the things they never did. And no cat deserves that. Sure, I suppose I did a few things in my time that I shouldn't have done -- after all, who hasn't? -- but what no one considers is that maybe I wasn't truly bad -- just misguided. In reality, I was just looking for love in the most unlikely of places.

Is That Too Much to Ask?
(CATS) When Macavity is burdened with something he horribly despises -- fatherhood -- he tries to make the best of the situation by raising his children as little warriors to follow in his pawsteps and help him ultimately annihilate the Jellicle Tribe. But when he takes his ambition too far, he becomes desensitized to the torture he's really forcing these kittens into, and to the irreparable damage he's doing to one once-promising young queen . . .

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(Warriors) Lightningkit, the single kit of the leader of StormClan, was born with a destiny unlike any other. But her path to that destiny certainly won't be easy . . .

(no title)
CATS/Sweeney Todd crossover. What would happen if Macavity and Sweeney Todd teamed up together against all that is good? Prepare for a very disturbed and Joker-esque Macavity.

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CATS/Warriors crossover. Some of the Jellicles get mistaken for some of the warriors and vice versa, and chaos ensues. My first stab at humorous fanfiction.

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The Graveyard:

Where retired stories, like fallen tributes, get to have their names shown one last time.

All Over Again
(CATS) The old sequel to my first fanfic, Three Little Words. TLW was originally a one-shot, but now that I'm rewriting it and making it better, I figured a sequel was unnecessary. The new TLW will revive the elements of AOA that I felt were most worth keeping, but for the most part, this fic was too forced and contrived to survive until the end.

Everytime We Touch
(CATS) My first and only songfic. I'm not too big on songfics anymore, and though this one wasn't that bad, I decided I didn't need it disrupting the flow of my usual work.

A Warrior's Death
(Warriors) The death scenes of various warriors written from their points of view, describing their last thoughts and reflections on their lives. It was a fun little gimmick for a while, but I got bored with the idea and eventually stopped updating.

Boo
(CATS) A silly Halloween one-shot that had good intent, but I just didn't like it enough to make it a permanent addition to my fanfiction library.

Innocence
(Warriors) An awkward poem written from the point of view of Leafpool, lamenting on her three little secrets.

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And now for something completely different.

This is where the "the-Crazy" in my username comes from. Here lies all the copy-and-paste stuff I've found on other peoples' profiles, with a few surveys and "Write down your ten favorite characters" thingies along the way. This section of the page is optional and not recommended for those that cannot handle large doses of insanity. Oh, and most of it is from when I was about 14, so consider yourselves warned. Bon appetit!

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

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This is Mousie. Copy and paste Mousie into your profile to help her on her way to stealing world domination from Bunny.

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.

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This is Kitty, and she would easily take over the world from Duckie if she weren't stuck in the Warriors dimension. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to free her, leaving the way clear for Piggie.

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This is Piggie. Piggie is a lot smarter than Kitty, and if she weren't stuck to that side of the screen, she would take over the world without even thinking about it. Copy and paste Piggie into your profile to give her the extra power she needs to free herself.

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This is Snowy (with a levitated hat). Copy and paste Snowy into your profile to help her get her hat back on her head (unlike the other creatures, she has no wish to take over the world).

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If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot, if you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

If you can read the following message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read and write fanfictions obsessively instead of doing homework, just because said homework is not due for a few days, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile. (Anyone who knows me will agree that that would explain a lot . . .)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the internet has a MySpace account, if you’re one of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

The Phantom of the Opera

". . . thought that some event even more horrible than the fall of . . ."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Family Feud.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:08 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:35 p.m. Oh, goody, I have even more time before bed than I thought!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dad putting up insulating stuff. (It's unseasonably cold right now!)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

At approximately 2:35 p.m., when I got home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My dad working.

9. What are you wearing?

A purple long-sleeve shirt with a brown sweater over top, black fingerless gloves (I told you, it's cold!), light blue jeans, and pink socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. When did you last laugh?

About 5 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A light switch, a calendar, a clock, and six windows. Other than that, the walls are white.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Hmm, can we define "weird"? Can't think of anything at the moment.

14. What do you think of this survey?

Derp.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

CATS, what else?!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would put CATS back on Broadway and buy tickets to see it at least once a year.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm double-jointed in nearly my entire upper body. I can bend my elbows backwards, I can touch my thumb to my wrist, I can reach any point on my back, I can make the most incredible expressions with my eyebrows (my puppy dog face OWNS), along with many many more weird tricks with my arms and fingers. I can even lick my elbow.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Regardless of politics? . . . I'd get CATS back on Broadway.

19. George Bush:

Ew.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Dakota. Or Hannah.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Collin. Or Michael. Or William.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes! Ich liebe Österreich!

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Type your name with your knuckles: Fantasia (Yay!)

Type your name with your nose: Fan6sa9ia (close enough)

Type your name with your name with your feet: F VCaznbtgzazsx nikaaaaaa (Yeah . . .)

Type your name with a pen without looking: Famtsdia (not bad)

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Vinestar's Survey

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Himalayas (Ooh, bumpy!)

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56,line 3, word 6. What does it say? his

3. What can you hear right now? Clock ticking

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. "Hello, aloe, how are you today?" (I actually did talk to it, in case you were wondering.)

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Sorry, don't get cable.

6. Type your name with your elbow: GFamytsddfiosa

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? Uhh, I typed GFamytsddfiosa . . .?

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes whats the first thing you see? Piano

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Sandstorm

10. Find the third letters of all your answers and underline them. What does it spell? msolrahan (YAY! I made a new word! Msolrahan . . . it shall be an exotic variety of omelette-eating, croquet-playing hybrid between a walrus, a red-eyed tree frog, and a European swallow from Africa that is native to Siberia. Let's see if Webster will accept that one!)

COPY VINESTAR'S SURVEY AND PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE. IT'S FUN TO TAKE!

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If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (-cough- Hinthint -cough-)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you have a complete conversation, with your shadow. Crazy is when you think you're in a coma, and someday will wake up from this nightmare. Crazy is when you talk to inanimate objects just because you're bored, and expect them to talk back. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.

If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have CATS on your iPod or a CD, copy and paste this onto a profile.

If you're listening to CATS on said iPod/CD right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're singing along, copy this into your profile! (And he gave one flash of his glass-green eyes and the signal went "All Clear" . . .)

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you secretly wished for a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Not so secretly . . .)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (CHEESE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!)

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37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
Nope.

2) where did you get your default picture?
The made-of-awesome CATS fansite Randomninity (which is now unfortunately also made-of-gone).

3) what's your middle name?
Elizabeth.

4) your current relationship status?
Ace.

5) does your crush like you back?
See #4.

6) what is your current mood?
Content. Not hyper, which is unusual. -Sigh- It's Tuesday, I guess.

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
Hold on, let me check . . . pink with red, white, and green strawberries.

8) what color shirt are you wearing?
Purple.

9) Missing something?
Uhh . . . my sanity? -Blink-

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would change the fact that CATS left Broadway.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A cat, duh!

12) ever had a near death experience?
You mean, have I ever died and been brought back to life? . . . Not to my knowledge.

13) something you do a lot?
Read. Write. Draw. Surf the Internet. Listen to CATS. Watch CATS. Sing CATS. Dance to CATS. Play CATS songs on the piano. Anything CATS. Repeat as necessary.

14) the song stuck in your head?
"Macavity: The Mystery Cat"

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
musicgal3.

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
A girl I went to high school with.

17) when was the last time you cried?
A few days ago, but it was because I was laughing so hard.

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes, in choir. Never solo.

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
Have the ability to pause/rewind/fastforward time. Or fly. Or turn invisible. Or morph into a cat.

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Attitude. Nice/sweet/nerdy guys = me gusta. Punks/jocks/football guys = no me gusta.

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
I don't go to Starbucks . . .

22) what's your biggest secret?
-Glances around nervously, then leans in very close and whispers- Guess what . . . it's a secret. Ssh!

23) favorite color?
Purple!

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Ja! All the time! (They're better than grown-up shows.)

25) what are you?
A confused, awkward, introverted, asexual college student.

26) do you speak any other language?
Bien sûr que non!
(Translation: Of course not!)

Cheekiness aside, I speak French well enough. I also know a little German (and very much want to learn more), and I can pick out words and phrases in other languages like Italian and Spanish. I'm learning Anglo-Saxon (!) and someday I want to learn Russian.

27) what's your favorite smell?
Lilac.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! :D

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope.

30) what are you thinking about right now?
Trying to figure out what in the world is so appealing about kissing in the rain.

31) what should you be doing?
Homework.

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Don't remember.

33) do you like working in the yard?
I enjoy taking advantage of one of the few good things about living in an apartment.

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I really don't know. I've tried my first name with other last names, and nothing else just sounds right.

35) do you act differently around the person you like?
Derp.

36) what is your natural hair color?
Darkish brown.

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Markus Zusak (indirectly).

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Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (I trip UP the stairs more than I trip DOWN the stairs.)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (. . . Or have I? -Shifty eyes-)

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

You're the kind of person who is freakishly random and funny around your friends, but shy around new people. You're smart, and always pass a class easily. You have a hard time fitting in with everyone, but your friends will never let you down. If this is you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in love with a fictional character (or several), copy and paste this is you profile.

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Words to live by

When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest . . . and he who laughs first doesn't get it.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (Look carefully...)

OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If your nose is running and your feet smell, you are upside-down.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.

If everything is coming at you at once, you're in the wrong lane.

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Proof that the human race has evolved as far as possible...
Believe it or not, these have all really been on actual products!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

As you can probably tell, I laugh a lot. If you love to laugh and do so at every opportunity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you laugh too much, but don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I argue with myself all the time! Sad thing is, I think I do lose most of the time.)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (DFTBA!)

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!!"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe gay people deserve respect, whether you think it really is immoral or not, please copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, petrelli heiress, Darned4AllEternity, un0Xpryncez, Fantasia-the-Crazy

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's', 'to', 'too' and 'two'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If Demeter & Munkustrap are your favorite CATS pairing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a terrible procrastinator but try not to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to read the "copy this into your profile" stuff for no reason, copy this in your profile!

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. (You know, I'd really like to know who started this one . . .)

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. (uh . . .)

If you were utterly SHOCKED to find out that Whitestorm is Bluestar's NEPHEW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why you are following them yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Take your shoes off and slide down the rows in your socks yelling "cannonball" or anything really. It could be random too.

21. Find a toy gun, put it to your head, and then ask, "Where are the anti-depressants?"

22. Walk up to the information desk and ask, “Where do I buy the walls?” and when they ask what your talking about reply, “You do sell walls, right? You are Wal-Mart after all.”

23. Grab a (fake) kitchen knife and chase after random people with it, doing a psychopath scream.

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD (I added #23.)

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10 Things To Do On A Road Trip

1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”

2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”

3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.

4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”

5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.

6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.

7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”

8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.

9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”

10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”

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If you hate the human race, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (Um, I still wish that.)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still seem to know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're hyperlike being hyperand are hyper all the timeCOPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mwahahahahahaha . . . oh wait, did you just read that? Oops.)

If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't describe you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If you don't have a Facebook, don't want one, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 7

Guy side: 12. Girl side: 7. Yep, that seems about right . . .

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COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense", copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who can absolutely NOT sit still in a spinny chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you ever walk into parked cars copy & paste this on you profile!

If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the government has covered up the existence of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile. (YES, I believe in aliens. Gotta problem with that??)

An increasingly small number of people these days have the ability to make fun of themselves. If you're one of the few who can and do so at every opportunity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with one of the Jellicles, copy and paste this so that the obsessed can band together to go kidnap those Jellicles.

If you got three wishes and would use one of those wishes to become a Jellicle, copy and paste this.

If you think that America should have a woman President, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that children should take over the world, copy and past this into your profile.

I have found that the guy who did the voice of Kronk in The Emperor's New Grove is EVERYWHERE!! If you agree that this is kind of freaky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you bring random topics into conversations just because they are funny, (or some other reason) copy and paste this.

If you get the right motivation at the wrong place and time, copy and paste this NOW!

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have 10 or more all time favorite books ever copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile. (Yeah, notice the way "punctuation" is spelled there.)

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have slim to none "normal" songs on your ipod and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo?

If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you think you'd die if you didn't have a computer copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a spazz attack when you read a summary with your least favorite couple in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile. (Brunette pride!!)

If you are writing 12 stories at the same time copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever ran into a sliding glass door that you thought was open copy and paste this to your profile.

If yo read so much fanfiction that you start confusing them with the real book copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

So many people thought At World's End was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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Why Women Rule!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Butler
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

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I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart, Erik's Apprentice, Fantasia-the-Crazy.

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To maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for marijuana".

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile.

It's called . . . THERAPY

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (I cried for ONE SOLID HOUR when Bluestar died. I'm not even kidding. [Granted, I was also ten years old . . .])

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile. (My friends and I used to do this ON PURPOSE.)

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list!
PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Fantasia-the-Crazy

If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile. (In case you hadn't noticed, I run into EVERYTHING.)

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a fangirl who knows and honors the difference between writing slash and writing yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Hollypaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uhh, she did do something. BAD. Shes attempted murder how many times, like, three? And that's if you count herself stupidly going into the tunnels.)

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. (99 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall, 99 of Ferncloud's kits...take one down, pass it around, 98 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall!)

If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this sentence in your profile if you think Firestar is WAY too FREAKIN' PERFECT.

If you think that the quality of Warriors has degraded since the first series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever argued with the computer screen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Mr Mistoffelees and Victoria are MATES and not sibblings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Macavity is more of a sexy beast than Tugger could ever hope to be, put this in your profile.

Have you read "A Cat's Diary" by Stephen Hanan? I have, and I believe that the story has love at its core. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile . . . Rest in peace, Timothy Scott.

If your goal is to make THE LONGEST PROFILE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, copy and paste this into it!!

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This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 56/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (I've gotten kicked out of a McDonald's . . . close enough?)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one.)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (no, but I've gotten in the shower with my glasses still on a few times)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (I also once said "more better" without even realizing it)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I think everyone has done this one too.)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (jokes too)
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Some of these things, I haven't actually done (thankfully), but have witnessed . . . pretty funny . . .
On the other hand, I have done some things that aren't even on the list. Here are a few of my "better" moments:

-Have gone too far in a revolving door
-Have begun snickering during a serious conversation and have been unable to stop long enough to say what I needed to say
-Have begun acting like a cat in public (hey, it happens when you're as obsessed as me!)
-Have prepared myself for a sudden, loud noise, only to be startled by it anyway
-Have looked directly at the Sun on purpose
-Have forgotten my locker combination in the middle of turning the dial
-Have looked at something people kept telling me not to look at, and found myself regretting having looked
-Have forgotten when I wasn't wearing my glasses (I don't even wear contacts or anything. I was walking around half-blind for about a minute before I realized I wasn't wearing my glasses!)
-Have planned to do something on one certain day for months (even a year) in advance, constantly giving myself mental reminders, then have forgotten to do it on the actual day
-Have misread my line in a school video project and went back to try to correct myself and made the same exact mistake . . . and was on camera the entire time, filming the FINAL version of the project. (In the video, if you listen, you can actually hear me asking to do another take of that scene.)
-Have mistakenly tried to go through a security gate inside a building at the same time as someone else and ended up tripping the alarm (fortunately, we were getting a special private tour of said building and were the only ones in it at the time. Yes, I know I'm going to be a laughing stock because of this one.)
-Thought an LED flashlight wasn't working . . . so I pointed it directly in my eyes and quickly found out that it was, in fact, working very well

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(These are from Moore12)

If you liked Crowpaw but absolutely despise Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what Deadfoot's name as a kit was (seeing as how no cat would name their kit Deadkit, and he had his accident while he was a kit) copy and paste this into your profile

If you just realized that Deadfoot's name doesn't make too much sense because he got hurt as a kit and NOW wonder what his original name as a kit was copy and paste this into your profile

If you noticed that Rowanclaw had a sex-change (before you read this) copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Target clothes are just as good as any designer's copy and paste this into your profile

If you knew Cinderkit was the reincarnation of Cinderpelt RIGHT AWAY copy and paste this into your profile

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Copy and Paste this on your profile:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Something to Warm Your Heart:

Yesterday, I was at a Harry Potter tour, being the very geeky me. We go to the front of the first room, and a lady is picking people to be sorted, only one or two. She is about to choose a boy, when she looks out and sees a sad little girl, maybe two years old. She picks that girl to come up. She looked pretty scared, shaking with her lip trembling. But the lady leaned down to her and said, "Deary, what house is your favorite?" "I don't know..." the girl replied, about to burst into tears. So the lady takes out the Sorting Hat from the movie and puts it on her head. I could see her push a button on a remote in her sleeve that read, "Random." The Sorting Hat said a few quotes, then told her, "You belong in Gryffindor, where lie the brave at heart." And the girl smiled and skipped back to her parents.

If you think that this story has love at its core, copy and paste it onto your profile.

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If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

Iam LIBERAL,so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a GIRL who has A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a GUY who has A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (. . . Does this even make sense?)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I’m squeamish around blood…)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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MY 9 NAMES

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Fantasia

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle)

Fantizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color and favorite animal)

Purple Cat (. . .)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Elizabeth High (O_o)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Last name used: Jellicle

Jelfa

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Blue Fanta (NO COMMENT.)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and
last letter of your mom's middle name)

Alztlde (good luck trying to figure out how to pronounce that one . . .)

(Since I don't have any siblings, I used the first letter from the name of my OC's sister.)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents' middle names)

Laurette Allan or Allan Laurette (the first one sounds better)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Sparky (. . .)

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(This one is from AriaCloudrunner)

Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1. Mistoffelees

2. Alonzo
3. Jemima
4. Munkustrap
5. Bombalurina
6. Skimbleshanks


(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?

Mistoffelees and Jemima have two kittens. Aww, how sweet! Okay, one would be a queen who's black with pink highlights, and with green eyes, and her name would be Rosalina. The other would be a tom, completely black except for the tip of his tail (which is white) and a white dash on his chest. He would have blue eyes and his name would be Mysteris. (Ooh! Fanfic material right there, that is!)

(4), (5), and (6) are all competing for (2)'s affections. Who wins?

Munkustrap, Bombalurina, and Skimbleshanks are all competing for Alonzo’s affections . . . Bomba wins.

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?

Skimble has to cut off a leg? o.o Well, if you must know, it'd probably be Misto's right hind leg. (He's magical; couldn't he make it grow back? And the right leg because then he'd still have the left leg to do the Conjuring Turns on.)

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?

Mistoffelees and Munkustrap. Who is more likely to have a chance with Bombalurina? Hey, this actually makes sense! I'd say Munk. They're closer in age, and I have seen them shipped together many times!

(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?

Mistoffelees creeps into Bombalurina and Jemima’s den to find them about to pour water over Alonzo. Munkustrap and Skimbleshanks make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake Alonzo or help Bomba and Jem. What happens next?

Admetus walks in and starts dancing Soulja Boy while Mungojerrie decides to become a professional chess player. Meanwhile, Tugger is wandering around when a feather falls in front of his face. He reaches out to catch it, but then a fox wanders into the junkyard and starts reading Harry Potter. Of course, Victoria is shocked because, after all, she did promise Jennyanydots that she would help to paint the turkey decoy neon yellow with pink polka dots, but now she can't because Old Deuteronomy is talking to Electra about why never to lick ramen noodles without first going to Brazil and making sure the fire alarms there are in proper working order. Mungojerrie is about to make the winning move in the world championships but Squidward comes flying through in a private jet and drops a bunch of magical flying ponies on the chessboard. Mungo becomes very angry and runs back to the junkyard and throws his pawns at Admetus, who loses his balance and falls onto Bomba and Jemima, causing them to drop the bucket of water, which in midair explodes and turns into ketchup, which the fox comes in and licks up.

Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.

Alonzo and Jemima’s relationship. I'd have to say Black Dahlia by Hollywood Undead -- it makes sense in the context of my fanfic Three Little Words, and, subsequently, the sequel.

(1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?

Mistoffelees discovers his mate, Munkustrap, doesn't love him anymore -- Munk loves Skimbleshanks. Skimble, however, secretly fancies Alonzo. Alonzo proclaims his love for Jemima, but Jemima and Bombalurina are happily together, except Bomba keeps on dreaming of Misto . . . If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?

Wow, slashy much? Jemima would cry first. If her mate, Bomba, keeps dreaming of Misto (who I kind of ship with Jem), and Misto is obviously slash-inclined in this situation, making him doubly unattainable for Jem, in addition to Bomba losing her interest in her, would she really forget it all for someone like Alonzo?

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?

Munkustrap is about to kill everyone else on my list. Who does he start with? Ohh, I think I know why. It's because Alonzo said that the magical rainbow talking humpback whale is going to come and play a long and drawn-out fencing match with the fox from a couple questions ago, even though Misto denied that he ever ate the banana whose peel he left laying out in plain sight, which Jemima then slipped on. This caused Bomba and Skimble to run and get the sacred sprig of bamboo, which will subsequently make everyone build a snowman out of chile. So obviously, he kills Alonzo first.

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(Not sure who this one's from)

List your ten favorite Warriors characters:

1) Ravenpaw

2) Graystripe

3) Sandstorm

4) Brightspirit

5) Squirrelflight (before -shudder- THE TRUTH came out)

6) Brambleclaw (see above)

7) Spottedleaf

8) Bluestar (before she went insane)

9) Fireheart (NOT Firestar)

10) Onewhisker (NOT Onestar)

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Squirrelflight and Sandstorm . . . um . . . . . . . . No.

2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Fireheart was looking for a mate, would he choose Brambleclaw or Brightspirit? Uhh . . . yeah, Bright is kind of dead, so I guess Brambleclaw. Weird . . .

3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Could I see Ravenpaw and Onewhisker fighting over Spottedleaf? Actually, yes.

4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Graystripe and Bluestar . . . um . . . okay . . .

Graystripe wants to lick an oak leaf, but is distracted by a blackberry laying out in front of him. But before he can eat the blackberry, the page of a calendar (the June page, to be exact) lands on his head. He realizes that he forgot all about Firestar's birthday, so he runs out to the baseball diamond to find the special pinwheel that he likes to play with, but the pinwheel is gone. He then tries to consult Silverstream for help, but remembers that she is dead so he goes to sleep to consult StarClan. Bluestar tells him that Silverstream is unable to come to the phone right now and to please leave a message after the beep. But Graystripe realizes that it was Bluestar who he loved the whole time and flyingtacklehugs her.

5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

What would happen if Spottedleaf walked in on Squirrelflight and Onewhisker making out?

She would run and tell Fireheart, but since this is Onewhisker and not Onestar, he'd probably approve.

6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Brightspirit rather make out with Bluestar or slap Sandstorm?

Slap Sandstorm, because Bluestar has had about enough forbidden love in her lifetime.

7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

Has there ever been a fanfiction story about Ravenpaw and Graystripe? Erm, I assume so . . .

8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

What would kits between Brambleclaw and Bluestar look like?

O_o Alrighty then . . . one would be a dark tabby (that seems genetic in the Tiger family tree), and the other would be bluey-silver with faint tabby stripes.

9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

What is a pickup line Brightspirit would use on Spottedleaf?

"If you were alive and wounded in battle and I was an herb poultice, would you let me seep into your fur?"

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Sandstorm and Brambleclaw got in a fight, who would Bluestar side with?

Sandstorm. Even if Bramble has proved himself loyal over and over again, I don't think she'd be too quick to side with the son of Tigerstar.

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(This one is from musicgal3)

Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1. Mistoffelees

2. Alonzo
3. Jemima
4. Munkustrap
5. Bombalurina
6. Skimbleshanks

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Mistoffelees and Bombalurina are related. According to my Jellicle headcanon, they're aunt and nephew. Demeter is Misto's mother, and Bomba is Demmy's sister. What do they have in common? Well, they both have white chests. That's the best I can do.

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.

So, Alonzo is a thief. He'd steal the wristwatch because it's shiny, and he'd attempt to woo the queens with his new shiny thing.

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?

Alonzo and Jemima are caught by Mistoffelees together in a deserted spot. Although they say that Jemima is comforting Alonzo, the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does Misto think the real reason is?

Another Alonzo/Jemima/Misto deal?! Okay, so Jemima has just told Alonzo that she's found her true love in Misto (I still stand by my theory), at which point Alonzo has an emotional breakdown and is in fact being comforted by her. As Jemima was talking about her true love, she looks very dreamy at the moment, leading Misto to believe that the two were . . . uhh . . . getting cozy, and Alonzo is crying because they can't seem to find any place that's private enough.

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (2), whom (4) likes. (2), however, is torn between the two, although (5) catches their eye. What happens next?

Jemima and Munkustrap are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Jemima is wanting to mate with Alonzo, whom Munk likes. Alonzo, however, is torn between the two, although Bombalurina catches his eye. What happens next?

Alonzo says, "Screw you guys, I'm with Bomby!" and runs away with her.

(5) loves (1) and (1) secretly admires (5). What happens when (2), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (1)?

Bombalurina loves Misto and Misto secretly admires Bomba. What happens when Alonzo, Jemima, and Munkustrap find out that Bomba loves Misto?

Alonzo jumps Misto and beats the crap out of him because he wants Bomba to himself. Jemima beats the crap out of Bomba because she wants Alonzo to herself. Munk beats the crap out of Alonzo for beating the crap out of Misto, and for being the object of his daughter (Jemima)'s affection. Then Skimbleshanks comes in and beats the crap out of everybody for leaving him out. (Sorry 'bout that, but I've got "The Fire Within" on my mind today.)

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honor for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)

Skimble has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Bombalurina will rejoice most because she's secretly in love with him, and because I'm out of ideas.

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(This one is from Insane Tara)

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Mistoffelees

2. Alonzo

3. Jemima

4. Munkustrap

5. Bombalurina

6. Skimbleshanks

7. Demeter

8. Rum Tum Tugger

9. Rumpleteazer

10. Mungojerrie

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

Mistoffelees and Bombalurina are hiding something from the others. THEY were the ones who told Plato to dress up as Macavity and kidnap Old D!! (GASP!)

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they do?

Alonzo has found out that Munkustrap and Jemima are mates. What does he do? -Sigh- Here we go again . . .

Lonzy kicks Munk you-know-where -- HARD -- and starts yelling at him, demanding what the -- is wrong with him. Once the tabby recovers, Alonzo sends him to Coricopat and Tantomile for psychological help because not only did he ditch Demeter, he tried to become mates with his daughter. Alonzo then takes Jemima for himself.

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

Bombalurina is out on a walk when something stops her. It's probably Tugger.

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

A Skimbleshanks/Misto story? Hm.

When Skimbleshanks sets off to work on the Night Mail, what happens when he finds out a certain tuxedo tom snuck aboard the train? And what of the stationmaster's daughters, who will soon be sucked into the Misto fanclub as well?

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Alonzo and Mungojerrie? Okay, I think I've got one:

Spots and Stripes Forever

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

Alonzo/Tugger or Tugger/Bombalurina? Tugger/Bomba for sure.

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Demeter or Skimbleshanks? I'd say Skimble. We all know how skittish Demeter is, and she doesn't exactly seem like the type to take on a dog all by herself.

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (1). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (1) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (9). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (2), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?

Bombalurina is mated with Jemima, but Skimbleshanks wants Jemima to himself. Skimble gets Alonzo and Tugger to help, but everything goes wrong when Jemima runs off with Mistoffelees. Munkustrap and Mungojerrie go to bring them both back, but find that Misto and Jemima are the parents of Demeter and Rumpleteazer. It comes to light that Bomba was cheating on Jemima with Alonzo, and cheating on both of them with Tugger. What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?

O_o Give me a minute, I need to read through that one a couple times. Uh, Old D steps down and appoints Munkustrap as leader, and lets him handle it. (Misto and Jemima as the parents of Demeter and Rumpleteazer?! Whoa . . .)

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(Not sure who this one's from)

List your ten least favorite Warriors characters:

1) Sol

2) Berrynose

3) Daisy

4) Ashfur

5) Firestar (NOT Fireheart)

6) Millie

7) Onestar (NOT Onewhisker)

8) Hawkfrost

9) Leopardstar

10) Nightcloud

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Firestar and Daisy? Actually, yeah, I can! That's creepy . . .

2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Leopardstar was looking for a mate, would she choose Millie or Ashfur?

Ashfur. Leopardstar's too proud to take a kittypet as a mate.

3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Could I see Sol and Nightcloud fighting over Onestar? No. Sol isn't the kind of cat I'd see looking for a mate, and Nightcloud, from what I can tell, is pretty much physically attached to Crowfeather.

4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Berrynose and Hawkfrost?! Oh boy.

Berry is getting sick of Firestar being leader, so Hawkfrost teams up with him and helps him overthrow said leader. And . . . they fall in love by the end.

5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

What would happen if Onestar walked in on Firestar and Nightcloud making out?

Onestar would run and tell Crowfeather, but of course Crow wouldn't care.

6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Ashfur rather make out with Hawkfrost or slap Daisy?

Slap Daisy; who wouldn't want to do that?

7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

Has there ever been a fanfiction story about Sol and Berrynose? No. That would be a disaster.

8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

What would kits between Millie and Hawkfrost look like?

Uhh . . . dark brown tabbies. And they'd all have freaky obsessions with taking over the Clans.

9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

What is a pickup line Ashfur wold use on Onestar? (O_o)

"I'd let you explore the tunnels under MY territory all night long."

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Daisy and Millie got in a fight, who would Hawkfrost side with?

Are you kidding?! Neither! Hawk is, like, the exact duplicate of his father, Ultimatekittypethaterstar.

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(Not sure who this one's from)

Write down the names of your twelve favorite characters.

1. Mistoffelees (CATS)

2. Ravenpaw (Warriors)

3. Munkustrap (CATS)

4. Graystripe (Warriors)

5. Jemima (CATS)

6. Fiyero (Wicked)

7. Alonzo (CATS)

8. Rum Tum Tugger (CATS)

9. Sandstorm (Warriors)

10. Elphaba (Wicked)

11. Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)

12. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Fiyero/Will Turner? . . . No to the first and no to the second. (Okaymaybealittlebit)

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Graystripe? Of course I do! :D (Yes, he's a cat . . . what's your point?)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

JACK SPARROW GOT TUGGER PREGNANT?! -Dies laughing- HOW IN HEAVISIDE DID THAT HAPPEN? Do I even want to know? Erm, there would be chaos, to say the VERY least.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Sandstorm . . . not off the top of my head. Almost all Warriors fanfictions in existence are about the author's OC/OCs.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ravenpaw and Fiyero?! I don't think so.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jemima/Sandstorm or Jemima/Elphaba? Uh . . . well, if I had to choose, I'd say Jemima/Sandstorm. I mean, at least they're both cats . . .

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

What would happen if Alonzo walked in on Ravenpaw and Jack Sparrow making out?

Jeez, maybe I should've read the questions before I picked the characters. Okay, okay. He'd probably walk back out again and pretend he didn't see anything, but remain grossed out for a month and probably forever haunted. (C'mon, you try to imagine a pirate making out with a scrawny little black cat! Seriously . . . I think Jack needs to lay off the rum a little bit. O.o)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A Munkustrap/Elphaba fic.

(Based upon the book Wicked, not the musical) What went on in the years between Shiz and Elphie's reunion with Fiyero? What if Elphaba was accompanied by another cat before Malky, a handsome silver tabby, and what will happen when this cat reveals himself to her as a charming young man?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Misto/Tugger fluff? Yes. That is all.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

An Alonzo/Jack Sparrow hurt/comfort fic? How about . . . Why Is the Rum Always Gone?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Friends list??

Personally, I do (Three = Munkustrap), but je n'ai pas de "friends list".

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

What friends list? Sheesh, ya want me to say it in ANOTHER language?! Ich habe kein "friends list"!

I do not write/draw Will Turner, personally.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

-Facepalm-

Ravenpaw/Graystripe/Jemima? Meh. I might attempt that, if Jemima and Graystripe switched places in the triangle.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Eight = Tugger) I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Misto/Fiyero/Jack Sparrow.

Warning: Number of fandoms present may cause seizures.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A Jemima fic? Yesterday.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).

Mistoffelees and Alonzo are in a happy relationship until Sandstorm runs off with Alonzo. Misto, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Will Turner and a brief unhappy affair with Fiyero, then follows the wise advice of Ravenpaw and finds true love with Jemima.

That was just a little weird, but I like the way it came out in the end.


Serious stuff: I put it all at the bottom so it wouldn't interrupt the other stuff. Some of it's pretty depressing, so read at your own discretion. You've been warned.

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

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PLEASE READ THIS

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

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Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! (this shows how stupid people are being by saying that gay marriage should be illegal.)

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IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Nick, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Nick
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

-x-X-x-

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


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Wicked Games by pouncii reviews
"I'll make them suffer - the young ones, the innocent ones. I'll torture their bodies. I'll torture their minds. I'll make them beg for death and refuse to bring it upon them. The entire ordeal will have them wondering why their precious leader didn't protect them. And Munkustrap will fall apart." [Slash, rape, violence, language.]
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,847 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Plato, Pouncival/Carbucketty
It's Over Now by Skimbleteazer reviews
Original Broadway Cast. Victoria couldn't believe the scene in front of her. Her best friend was slipping away before her eyes. But was it just a nightmare? Written in loving memory of Timothy Scott. Rated T for VERY BRIEF mentions of homosexual content. Don't like, don't read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
Ask Auntie Misty by Insanemistosingsmore reviews
An advice column, where Misto will answer all your questions. What could be better? Credit for the idea goes to Robyn-Enjolras.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Bloodstained Rose by TheScarletteMenace reviews
She refused to accept the one everyone accepted...but fell in love with the one no one accepted...What will become of Bombalurina...Who will she choose...? Love or loyalty. Betrayal to her lover or to her tribe?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bombalurina, Macavity
You know your obesssed with Wicked when by gothicpiratevictoria reviews
I never saw one of these on here so, I made one myself. I hope you guys enjoy it. R&R
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010
Picking on the Warriors! by Moore12 reviews
Ever wonder why certain characters are in the story? Ever wonder why they act the way they do? Introducing "Picking on..." where I'll try to explain the existence of your favorite/hated minor characters. R&R! I'M FINALLY BACK! Redtail and Dustpelt up!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,923 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
Heart for Heart by Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistoffelees reviews
Victoria is engaged, but rather wishes she wasn't. Will the Council let her change her engagement or will she be forever forced to live with one she doesn't love? Rated because only teens would understand most of it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Victoria, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Aquamarine by TheScarletteMenace reviews
A small kitten, who is living in a life of torture, is abandoned by her family, and left to die. But what happens when she befriends a certain Jellicle? Will he show her what its like to live happy and free? And maybe even possibly learn to love?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Thicker Than Water by Squirrelly Wrath05 reviews
Macavity always tries to get revenge on the Jellicles, and finds a way to do it: through Munkustrap's daughter, Jemima.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jemima, Macavity
The Silver Tabby by Jerrie96 reviews
Munkustrap has always been the rock of the Junkyard; the protector, the handsome but not arrogant, the one everyone loves. But his responsibility started when he was just 10 minutes old. And what if this was not always what he wanted?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Munkustrap
Death's Soft Lullaby by Shmendrick reviews
Bombalurina's thought's on Macavity. Please review this.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bombalurina, Macavity - Complete
Baby Love by Miss Tinkerbell reviews
“I’m pregnant.” The words were out of her mouth before she could even stop herself. “You’re what?” Demeter’s amber eyes widened.... Bad summary but, whatever! Read and Review please :D
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bombalurina, Demeter
Happy Halloween by mutinykitty reviews
Etcetera and the kittens find out about Halloween. Uh-oh! One-shot, my attempt at cuteness and humor.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Etcetera - Complete
To Save A Life by mutinykitty reviews
Macavity's a kitten, and he overhears some cats talking about murdering one of the tribe. No one will listen to any of the kittens! What will they do? Chapter 9 up! Rated T to be safe.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Macavity, Munkustrap
Split In Two by Misterfleas reviews
In an accidental burst of Magic, Mistoffelees splits himself in two! Now his two halves;; Misto, the shy, magically inclined one; and Quaxo, a devilish little blighter with a big personality. Can they put themselves back together again? Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
When The Light Returns by SummerRose12 reviews
Demeter's point of view during Macavity's attack at the Jellicle Ball, and what Munkustrap and her were really feeling when it was over. ONE-SHOT! R&R please!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
A Rather Different FanFic by Lulubel reviews
Jacob Brent is being haunted by his past roles from Cats. I was bored and tired when I wrote this, and I was thinking that my other stories were too serious, so I made this.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Confessions by jelliclesoul635 reviews
The title says it all. Two felines admit their love for one another. One-shot.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
Barbie Girl by RIPStitches reviews
DO NOT READ THIS FIC. It is excessively silly, and involves Tugger, Misto, Skimble's Scotch, a frustrated Munkustrap, and a lot of slurring.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
THINGS I WILL NOT DO by The Dragonaire reviews
Get behind the halarious secrets of our fave cats! See them list their deepest most halrious moments, updates coming soon!Includes: Misto, Munku, Tugger, Ecetera, Rumpleteazer, MungoJerrie and Macavity. Plz R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007
CATS Drabbles by Puddycat reviews
Supposed to be 100 words or less, but I doubt I'll ever manage that, so I'm aiming for under 150. Warning! Very, VERY twisted. 5th drabble added.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006
Horse Play by Dahlia Mockery reviews
WARNING:contains some sexual content. Where exactly do kittens come from? The kittens soon learn after watching a certain Railway cat with a rather affectionate Gumbie cat get a bit too cuddly. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Jennyanydots, Skimbleshanks - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Mistoffelees: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
All you ever needed to know about your new MISTOFFELEES model! This is the complete owner’s guide and manual for getting the most out of your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
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Dark Side of the Moon reviews
I never chose to become this way; they forced it upon me. It broke both my heart and my soul. There are two sides to every story, and it's not always the more common one that you should believe. Rated M because life is seldom kitten-friendly.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Macavity
Three Little Words reviews
After the Jellicle Ball, Mistoffelees has something to say to the queen of his dreams. But it won't be that easy. Instead, a series of misunderstandings will lead him right into the middle of a confused six-way love polygon. T for language and some content.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria, Jemima, Rum Tum Tugger
Ace of Hearts reviews
Something's a little bit different about Munkustrap.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
The Fire Within reviews
Munkustrap has been having temper problems. Could the cause be more severe than the Jellicles think? What will happen when the truth comes out? And will it all end in a compassionate decision, or the ultimate betrayal? **ON HIATUS; TO BE REWRITTEN**
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,910 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Munkustrap
Amore and Peace reviews
For months, Demeter and Admetus have been meeting in secret. Unfortunately, it's only a matter of time before Munkustrap finds out. Written in response to an "unusual pairings" contest on another site. T just to be safe.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Demeter, Admetus - Complete
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid reviews
Quaxo is the single son of Macavity. When he learns of his father's intentions to raise him as another minion, he flees to find his mother. But Macavity wants him back.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Macavity - Complete