Author has written 5 stories for Cats.
Heya everyone! It's me, Fantasia! You may know me from my website,. (It's not my real name, of course, but that'd be awesome if it was!)
Fandoms: CATS, Warriors, The Lion King, Pirates of the Caribbean, and all things musical theatre
I am hyper and crazy and random and am LOVIN' EVERY MOMENT OF IT!! LEMON MERINGUE PIE!! SOCCER BALLS!! BATTERY!! NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Misto: Wow. Calm down.
Me: NO!! NEVER!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Misto: Yes I can.
Me: OH YEAH? HOW? HUH? WELLLLLL?! HOWYAGONNADOITHUH?!
Misto: Um . . . like this! -Puppy dog face-
Me: SQUEEEE!! SO ADORABLEEEEE!! -Gives Misto a crazyobsessivefangirlhug, tackling him to the ground-
Misto: Yipe! -Tries to get up and run away, sadly to no avail-
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!! NEVERRRRRRRRR!! -Realizes people are still reading this- Oh, right, profile . . . um, enjoy!
And now, a peek into my crazy life.
"The world. I shall buy the world with this nickel!" -Me, in response to my dad asking what I could possibly buy with five cents.
"I am random. And chocolate cupcakes will one day rule the world. Get used to it." -Me, after being told I was random.
"I've got French dressing and I'm not afraid to use it!" -My friend, hyper and armed with a packet of French dressing.
"When you're hyper, you discover how fast you can do things!" -Me . . . well, just guess.
"COOKIE!!" -Me at random moments.
"Yes, I'm a smartypants. I'm smarty and I do wear pants." -Same friend as before, after being called a smartypants. It was the way she said it that made it so funny, but you had to be there . . .
"Emoticons are cool. Emoticons are everywhere. Emoticons are the future of America." -Written by me on a school assignment.
"COOL kids have paper fights in homeroom!" -Me, after (surprise, surprise) a paper fight with another friend during homeroom.
"If that happened, I'd go so deaf I'd go blind!" -Another friend. (Don't ask what we were talking about . . . my friends have weird conversations.)
". . . After all, who wouldn't be unhappy if they were denied access to ice cream?" -On another school assignment.
"Hey, don't criticize my little world. My little world rejects logic." -Me responding to the comment, "Only in your world would that make sense."
"Nothing's impossible with the mafia on your side!" -A girl I know. I don't quite remember the context, but the mafia had nothing to do with it . . .
"I'm high on life!" -Responding to being asked, "Are you on drugs?" while hyper.
"Do you ever get the feeling you're about to get hit by a train . . .?" -Me. Yep. Don't you ever get that feeling?
"You might take over the world if you're not careful." -My dad, watching me mess around on the computer.
"Who cares about problems? I have a watermelon." -Me, talking about worldwide economic and political problems . . . while eating a large slice of a watermelon.
"Everything is funnier when you're food and sleep deprived!" -A friend, stating a basic fact of life.
Me, trying explain something to my 8-year-old cousin: "People are weird."
Friend: ". . . And I'm the king of Germany."
Me: -Dramatically- "The end is nigh!" -Pause- -Looks at mom- ". . . You're supposed to react . . ."
Friend 1: "It's Friday!"
Male friend 1 (to male friend 2): "I'd kick you in the balls! . . . Oh, wait, you don't have any!" -Pauses- ". . . Okay, I was going to say that (my name) has more than you, but I don't think that would've sounded right . . ."
Friend: "I blame the Germans."
AN INTERESTING GAME OF SCATTERGORIES: For "Excuses for Being Late" beginning with O, I said "Orca attack". Later in the game, for "Bad Habits" beginning with T, my dad said "Trumpet stealing".
One time, some of my friends and I were over at another friend's house, having a game day. After playing a very intense and drawn-out game of Risk, we decided to calm things down and play -- of all things -- Candy Land. Near the end of the game, when it was just me and one friend left (there were four of us; we were playing for first, second, and third place), another friend got the brilliant idea to play The Final Countdown on my phone and on the fourth friend's iPad at the same time. It was the most epic game of Candy Land ever.
On the subject of games, I'd just finished playing a game with my friend, and the game pieces were resting on the board. He suddenly moves two pieces from each side so that they form a symmetrical pattern on both sides of the board and proudly declares, "Egg salad." It's official -- we've found the male version of me.
And then there was the time a couple of my friends and I started doing the Thriller dance to Mamma Mia . . .
Da Magical Mister Mistoffelees!, Munkustrap, Alonzo, Jemima, Rumpleteazer, Skimbleshanks, Bombalurina, Demeter, Rum Tum Tugger, Macavity. (Mwahahaha.)
Pairings I Support:
Munkumeter, Mistoria, Macalurina, Tugoffelees, Skimbledots, Alonzomima, Asparalorum, Pouncetera, Tumblectra, Deuteronobella, Mungoteazer AS SIBLINGS
Pairings I Hate:
Platoria, Missandra, Mungoteazer as mates, Mistoria as siblings
Ravenpaw, Tigerheart, Graystripe, Pre-Long Shadows Squirrelflight, Pre-Long Shadows Brambleclaw, Bluestar, Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, Brightspirit, Firepaw/heart (NOT Firestar), Tigerstar, Scourge. (Mwahahaha.)
Least Favorite Characters:
Sol, Hawkheart, Hawkfrost, Daisy, Millie, Leopardstar, Firestar, Post-Great Journey Crowfeather (until The Last Hope), Ashfur, Berrynose, Nightcloud
ShadowClan (Explains a lot, doesn't it?)
Least Favorite Clan:
Pairings I Support:
FirexSpotted, FirexCinder, FirexSand, CrowxFeather, CrowxLeaf, GrayxSilver, BluexOak, BluexCrooked, SquirrelxBramble
Pairings I Hate:
JayxStick, HollyxSol, BlackxRusset, CrowxNight, GrayxMillie, SpiderxDaisy, SquirrelxAsh
Fanfiction Status Update:
I'm the kind of writer who likes to have approximately twelve different projects going on at once, so that if I get bored of working on one story I can switch to another one for a while. Because of this (and also because I can really only write when I have both time and inspiration, which is an exceedingly rare combination), my update schedule tends to be quite sporadic. But don't despair -- I rarely abandon a story, and even if it takes a while, both DSotM and TLW will live to see their ends.
Stories Currently in Progress:
Dark Side of the Moon
Three Little Words
These stories are under way right now and will be published in the near future!
(no title yet)
Since I like to work on lots of long-winded projects at once, this section is pretty short.
Amore and Peace
To Be Rewritten:
Stories I started (and in some cases finished), but decided that they deserved better than what I gave them. These aren't top priority, but they will definitely be resurfacing at some point.
I'm Just Going Home/You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
The Fire Within
These are the stray ideas that float around in the back of my mind. They may or may not turn into actual fanfics someday, but at this point in time, they're just undeveloped concepts. And yes, I know, I can't come up with titles to save my life. Don't judge me.
My Silver Knight
Is That Too Much to Ask?
Where retired stories, like fallen tributes, get to have their names shown one last time.
All Over Again
Everytime We Touch
A Warrior's Death
-END IMPORTANT STUFF-
And now for something completely different.
Here lies all the copy-and-paste stuff I've found on other peoples' profiles, with a few surveys and "Write down your ten favorite characters" thingies along the way. This is where the main insanity of my profile is contained. Bon appetit!
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
This is Mousie. Copy and paste Mousie into your profile to help her on her way to stealing worls domination from Bunny.
This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.
This is Kitty, and she would easily take over the world from Duckie if she weren't stuck in the Warriors dimension. Copy and Past Kitty into your profile to free her, leaving the way clear for Piggie.
This is Piggie. Piggie is a lot smarter than Kitty, and if she weren't stuck to that side of the screen, she would take over the world without even thinking about it. Copy and paste Piggie into your profile to give her the extra power she needs to free herself.
This is Snowy (with a levitated hat). Copy and paste Snowy into your profile to help her get her hat back on her head (unlike the other creatures, she has no wish to take over the world).
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot, if you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.
If you can read the following message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read and write fanfictions obsessively instead of doing homework, just because said homework is not due for a few days, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile. (Anyone who knows me will agree that that would explain a lot . . .)
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the internet has a MySpace account, if you’re one of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
The Phantom of the Opera
". . . thought that some event even more horrible than the fall of . . ."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:35 p.m. Oh, goody, I have even more time before bed than I thought!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad putting up insulating stuff. (It's unseasonably cold right now!)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At approximately 2:35 p.m., when I got home from school.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My dad working.
9. What are you wearing?
A purple long-sleeve shirt with a brown sweater over top, black fingerless gloves (I told you, it's cold!), light blue jeans, and pink socks.
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
About 5 minutes ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A light switch, a calendar, a clock, and six windows. Other than that, the walls are white.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Hmm, can we define "weird"? Can't think of anything at the moment.
14. What do you think of this survey?
15. What is the last movie you saw?
CATS, what else?!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would put CATS back on Broadway and buy tickets to see it at least once a year.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm double-jointed in nearly my entire upper body. I can bend my elbows backwards, I can touch my thumb to my wrist, I can reach any point on my back, I can make the most incredible expressions with my eyebrows (my puppy dog face OWNS), along with many many more weird tricks with my arms and fingers. (You wouldn't believe them if I told you.) I can even lick my elbow.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Regardless of politics? . . . I'd get CATS back on Broadway.
19. George Bush:
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
YES. Ich liebe Österreich!
Type your name with your knuckles: Fantasia (Yay!)
Type your name with your nose: Fan6sa9ia (close enough)
Type your name with your name with your feet: F VCaznbtgzazsx nikaaaaaa (Yeah . . .)
Type your name with a pen without looking: Famtsdia (not bad)
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Himalayas (Ooh, bumpy!)
2. Find a book. Turn to page 56,line 3, word 6. What does it say? his
3. What can you hear right now? Clock ticking
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. "Hello, aloe, how are you today?" (I actually did talk to it, in case you were wondering.)
5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Sorry, don't get cable.
6. Type your name with your elbow: GFamytsddfiosa
7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? Uhh . . . I typed GFamytsddfiosa . . .?
8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes whats the first thing you see? Piano
9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Sandstorm
10. Find the third letters of all your answers and underline them. What does it spell? msolrahan (YAY! I made a new word! Msolrahan . . . it shall be an exotic variety of omelette-eating, croquet-playing hybrid between a walrus, a red-eyed tree frog, and a European swallow from Africa that is native to Siberia. Let's see if Webster will accept that one!)
COPY VINESTAR'S SURVEY AND PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE. IT'S FUN TO TAKE!
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (-cough- Hinthint -cough-)
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you have a complete conversation, with your shadow. Crazy is when you think you're in a coma, and someday will wake up from this nightmare. Crazy is when you talk to inanimate objects just because you're bored, and expect them to talk back. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.
If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have CATS on your iPod or a CD, copy and paste this onto a profile.
If you're listening to CATS on said iPod/CD right now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're singing along, copy this into your profile! (And he gave one flash of his glass-green eyes and the signal went "All Clear" . . .)
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you secretly wished for a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (CHEESE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!)
37 Secrets About Yourself.
1) have you ever been asked out?
2) where did you get your default picture?
3) what's your middle name?
4) your current relationship status?
5) does your crush like you back?
6) what is your current mood?
7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
8) what color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
12) ever had a near death experience?
13) something you do a lot?
14) the song stuck in your head?
15) who did you copy and paste this from?
16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
17) when was the last time you cried?
18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
22) what's your biggest secret?
23) favorite color?
24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) what are you?
26) do you speak any other language?
In other words, yes. I speak French well enough, but not quite fluently. I also know a little German, and a few random words and phrases in other languages like Italian and Spanish.
27) what's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) what are you thinking about right now?
31) what should you be doing?
32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) do you like working in the yard?
34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) do you act differently around the person you like?
36) what is your natural hair color?
37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Someone out there either has too much
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (I trip UP the stairs more than I trip DOWN the stairs.)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (. . . Or have I? -Shifty eyes-)
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
You're the kind of person who is freakishly random and funny around your friends, but shy around new people. You're smart, and always pass a class easily. You have a hard time fitting in with everyone, but your friends will never let you down. If this is you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're in love with a fictional character (or several), copy and paste this is you profile.
Words to live by
When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
A day without sunshine is like...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest . . . and he who laughs first doesn't get it. (But what if there are only two people laughing?)
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (Look carefully...)
OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If your nose is running and your feet smell, you are upside-down.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
If everything is coming at you at once, you're in the wrong lane.
Proof that the human race has evolved as far as possible...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
As you can probably tell, I laugh a lot. If you love to laugh and do so at every opportunity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you laugh too much, but don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I argue with myself all the time! Sad thing is, I think I do lose most of the time.)
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!!"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe gay people deserve respect, whether you think it really is immoral or not, please copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, petrelli heiress, Darned4AllEternity, un0Xpryncez, Fantasia-the-Crazy
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's', 'to', 'too' and 'two'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If Demeter & Munkustrap are your favorite CATS pairing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a terrible procrastinator but try not to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like to read the "copy this into your profile" stuff for no reason, copy this in your profile!
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. (You know, I'd really like to know who started this one . . .)
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. (uh . . .)
If you were utterly SHOCKED to find out that Whitestorm is Bluestar's NEPHEW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why you are following them yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
20. Take your shoes off and slide down the rows in your socks yelling "cannonball" or anything really. It could be random too.
21. Find a toy gun, put it to your head, and then ask, "Where are the anti-depressants?"
22. Walk up to the information desk and ask, “Where do I buy the walls?” and when they ask what your talking about reply, “You do sell walls, right? You are Wal-Mart after all.”
23. Grab a (fake) kitchen knife and chase after random people with it, doing a psychopath scream.
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10 Things To Do On A Road Trip
1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.
2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”
3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.
4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”
5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.
6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.
7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”
8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.
9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”
10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”
If you hate the human race, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (Um, I still wish that.)
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.
If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still seem to know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're hyperlike being hyperand are hyper all the timeCOPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mwahahahahahaha . . . oh wait, did you just read that? Oops.)
If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't describe you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.
If you don't have a Facebook, don't want one, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
Guy side: 12. Girl side: 7. Yep, that seems about right . . .
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense", copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who can absolutely NOT sit still in a spinny chair, copy and paste this into your profile.
Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?
If you ever walk into parked cars copy & paste this on you profile!
If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think the government has covered up the existence of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile. (YES, I believe in aliens. Gotta problem with that??)
An increasingly small number of people these days have the ability to make fun of themselves. If you're one of the few who can and do so at every opportunity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are completely obsessed with one of the Jellicles, copy and paste this so that the obsessed can band together to go kidnap those Jellicles.
If you think that America should have a woman President, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that children should take over the world, copy and past this into your profile.
I have found that the guy who did the voice of Kronk in The Emperor's New Grove is EVERYWHERE!! If you agree that this is kind of freaky, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you bring random topics into conversations just because they are funny, (or some other reason) copy and paste this.
If you get the right motivation at the wrong place and time, copy and paste this NOW!
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have 10 or more all time favorite books ever copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile. (Yeah, notice the way "punctuation" is spelled there.)
If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.
If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have slim to none "normal" songs on your ipod and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this into your profile.
If you think you'd die if you didn't have a computer copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever had a spazz attack when you read a summary with your least favorite couple in it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.
If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile. (Brunettes forever!!)
If you are writing 12 stories at the same time copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever ran into a sliding glass door that you thought was open copy and paste this to your profile.
If yo read so much fanfiction that you start confusing them with the real book copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.
If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
So many people thought At World's End was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
Why Women Rule!
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
You Say Pink
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart, Erik's Apprentice, Fantasia-the-Crazy.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for marijuana".
6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile.
It's called . . . THERAPY
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (I cried for ONE SOLID HOUR when Bluestar died. I'm not even kidding.)
If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile. (My friends and I do this ON PURPOSE.)
If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity
If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list!
If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile. (In case you hadn't noticed, I run into EVERYTHING.)
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile
Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a fangirl who knows and honors the difference between writing slash and writing yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that Hollypaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uhh, she did do something. BAD. Shes attempted murder how many times, like, three? And that's if you count herself stupidly going into the tunnels.)
If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. (99 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall, 99 of Ferncloud's kits...take one down, pass it around, 98 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall!)
If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this sentence in your profile if you think Firestar is WAY too FREAKIN' PERFECT.
If you think that the quality of Warriors has degraded since the first series, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever argued with the computer screen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Mr Mistoffelees and Victoria are MATES and not sibblings, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy this into your profile.
If you agree that Macavity is more of a sexy beast than Tugger could ever hope to be, put this in your profile.
Have you read "A Cat's Diary" by Stephen Hanan? I have, and I believe that the story has love at its core. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile . . . Rest in peace, Timothy Scott.
If your goal is to make THE LONGEST PROFILE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, copy and paste this into it!!
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 56/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Some of these things, I haven't actually done (thankfully), but have witnessed . . . pretty funny . . .
-Have gone too far in a revolving door
(These are from Moore12)
If you liked Crowpaw but absolutely despise Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever wondered what Deadfoot's name as a kit was (seeing as how no cat would name their kit Deadkit, and he had his accident while he was a kit) copy and paste this into your profile
If you just realized that Deadfoot's name doesn't make too much sense because he got hurt as a kit and NOW wonder what his original name as a kit was copy and paste this into your profile
If you noticed that Rowanclaw had a sex-change (before you read this) copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Target clothes are just as good as any designer's copy and paste this into your profile
If you knew Cinderkit was the reincarnation of Cinderpelt RIGHT AWAY copy and paste this into your profile
Copy and Paste this on your profile:
Something to Warm Your Heart:
Yesterday, I was at a Harry Potter tour, being the very geeky me. We go to the front of the first room, and a lady is picking people to be sorted, only one or two. She is about to choose a boy, when she looks out and sees a sad little girl, maybe two years old. She picks that girl to come up. She looked pretty scared, shaking with her lip trembling. But the lady leaned down to her and said, "Deary, what house is your favorite?" "I don't know..." the girl replied, about to burst into tears. So the lady takes out the Sorting Hat from the movie and puts it on her head. I could see her push a button on a remote in her sleeve that read, "Random." The Sorting Hat said a few quotes, then told her, "You belong in Gryffindor, where lie the brave at heart." And the girl smiled and skipped back to her parents.
If you think that this story has love at its core, copy and paste it onto your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
MY 9 NAMES
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
Purple Cat (. . .)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
Elizabeth High (O_o)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
Last name used: Jellicle
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
Orange Fanta (NO COMMENT.)
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
Alztlde (good luck trying to figure out how to pronounce that one . . . good god, it doesn't even have any vowels in the middle!)
(Since I don't have any siblings, I used the first letter from the name of my OC's sister.)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
Laurette Allan or Allan Laurette (the first one sounds better)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
Black Sparky (. . .)
(This one is from AriaCloudrunner)
Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
Mistoffelees and Jemima have two kittens. Aww, how sweet! Okay, one would be a queen who's black with pink highlights, and with green eyes, and her name would be Rosalina. The other would be a tom, completely black except for the tip of his tail (which is white) and a white dash on his chest. He would have blue eyes and his name would be Mysteris. (Ooh! Fanfic material right there, that is!) ((EDIT: As you can see, it doesn't take much to inspire me! Be on the lookout for these two kittens in one of my upcoming stories!))
(4), (5), and (6) are all competing for (2)'s affections. Who wins?
Munkustrap, Bombalurina, and Skimbleshanks are all competing for Alonzo’s affections . . . Bomba wins.
(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Skimble has to cut off a leg? o.o Well, if you must know, it'd probably be Misto's right hind leg. (He's magical; couldn't he make it grow back? And the right leg because then he'd still have the left leg to do the Conjuring Turns on.)
(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Mistoffelees and Munkustrap. Who is more likely to have a chance with Bombalurina? Hey, this actually makes sense! I'd say Munk. They're closer in age, and I have seen them shipped together many times!
(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Mistoffelees creeps into Bombalurina and Jemima’s den to find them about to pour water over Alonzo. Munkustrap and Skimbleshanks make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake Alonzo or help Bomba and Jem. What happens next?
Admetus walks in and starts dancing Soulja Boy while Mungojerrie decides to become a professional chess player. Meanwhile, Tugger is wandering around when a feather falls in front of his face. He reaches out to catch it, but then a fox wanders into the junkyard and starts reading Harry Potter. Of course, Victoria is shocked because, after all, she did promise Jennyanydots that she would help to paint the turkey decoy neon yellow with pink polka dots, but now she can't because Old Deuteronomy is talking to Electra about why never to lick ramen noodles without first going to Brazil and making sure the fire alarms there are in proper working order. Mungojerrie is about to make the winning move in the world championships but Squidward comes flying through in a private jet and drops a bunch of magical flying ponies on the chessboard. Mungo becomes very angry and runs back to the junkyard and throws his pawns at Admetus, who loses his balance and falls onto Bomba and Jemima, causing them to drop the bucket of water, which in midair explodes and turns into ketchup, which the fox comes in and licks up.
Alonzo and Jemima’s relationship. I'd have to say Black Dahlia by Hollywood Undead -- it makes sense in the context of my fanfic Three Little Words, and, subsequently, the sequel.
Mistoffelees discovers his mate, Munkustrap, doesn't love him anymore - Munk loves Skimbleshanks. Skimble, however, secretly fancies Alonzo. Alonzo proclaims his love for Jemima, but Jemima and Bombalurina are happily together, except Bomba keeps on dreaming of Misto . . . If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?
Wow, slashy much? Jemima would cry first. If her mate, Bomba, keeps dreaming of Misto (whom I have a theory Jem secretly wants), and Misto is obviously slash-inclined in this situation, making him doubly unattainable for Jem, in addition to Bomba losing her interest in her, would she really forget it all for someone like Alonzo?
(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
Munkustrap is about to kill everyone else on my list. Who does he start with? Ohh, I think I know why. It's because Alonzo said that the magical rainbow talking humpback whale is going to come and play a long and drawn-out fencing match with the fox from a couple questions ago, even though Misto denied that he ever ate the banana whose peel he left laying out in plain sight, which Jemima then slipped on. This caused Bomba and Skimble to run and get the sacred sprig of bamboo, which will subsequently make everyone build a snowman out of chile. So obviously, he kills Alonzo first.
(Not sure who this one's from)
List your ten favorite Warriors characters:
5) Squirrelflight (before -shudder- THE TRUTH came out)
6) Brambleclaw (see above)
8) Bluestar (before she went insane)
9) Fireheart (NOT Firestar)
10) Onewhisker (NOT Onestar)
1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Squirrelflight and Sandstorm . . . um . . . . . . . . NO. Good god, Squirrelflight with a femslash-inclined Electra complex?! Does that even make sense?!
2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
If Fireheart was looking for a mate, would he choose Brambleclaw or Brightspirit? Uhh . . . yeah, Bright is kind of dead, so I guess Brambleclaw. Weird . . .
3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Could I see Ravenpaw and Onewhisker fighting over Spottedleaf? Actually, yes.
4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Graystripe and Bluestar . . . um . . . okay . . .
Graystripe wants to lick an oak leaf, but is distracted by a blackberry laying out in front of him. But before he can eat the blackberry, the page of a calendar (the June page, to be exact) lands on his head. He realizes that he forgot all about Firestar's birthday, so he runs out to the baseball diamond to find the special pinwheel that he likes to play with, but the pinwheel is gone. He then tries to consult Silverstream for help, but remembers that she is dead so he goes to sleep to consult StarClan. Bluestar tells him that Silverstream is unable to come to the phone right now and to please leave a message after the beep. But Graystripe realizes that it was Bluestar who he loved the whole time and flyingtacklehugs her.
5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
What would happen if Spottedleaf walked in on Squirrelflight and Onewhisker making out?
She would run and tell Fireheart, but since this is Onewhisker and not Onestar, he'd probably approve.
6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Would Brightspirit rather make out with Bluestar or slap Sandstorm?
Uh . . . slap Sandstorm, because Bluestar doesn't swing that way.
7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?
Has there ever been a fanfiction story about Ravenpaw and Graystripe? Erm, I assume so . . .
8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
What would kits between Brambleclaw and Bluestar look like?
O_o Alrighty then . . . one would be a dark tabby (that seems genetic in the Tiger family tree), and the other would be bluey-silver with faint tabby stripes.
9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
What is a pickup line Brightspirit would use on Spottedleaf?
"If you were alive and wounded in battle and I was an herb poultice, would you let me seep into your fur?"
10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
If Sandstorm and Brambleclaw got in a fight, who would Bluestar side with?
Sandstorm. Even if Bramble has proved himself loyal over and over again, I don't think she'd be too quick to side with the son of Tigerstar.
(This one is from musicgal3)
Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?
Mistoffelees and Bombalurina are related. Erm, they're aunt and nephew . . .? Demeter is Misto's mother, and Bomba is Demmy's sister. What do they have in common? Well, they both have white chests. That's the best I can do.
So, Alonzo is a thief. He'd steal the wristwatch because it's shiny, and he'd attempt to woo the queens with his new shiny thing.
Alonzo and Jemima are caught by Mistoffelees together in a deserted spot. Although they say that Jemima is comforting Alonzo, the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does Misto think the real reason is?
Another Alonzo/Jemima/Misto deal?! Okay, so Jemima has just told Alonzo that she's found her true love in Misto (I still stand by my theory), at which point Alonzo has an emotional breakdown and is in fact being comforted by her. As Jemima was talking about her true love, she looks very dreamy at the moment, leading Misto to believe that the two were . . . uhh . . . getting cozy, and Alonzo is crying because they can't seem to find any place that's private enough.
(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (2), whom (4) likes. (2), however, is torn between the two, although (5) catches their eye. What happens next?
Jemima and Munkustrap are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Jemima is wanting to mate with Alonzo, whom Munk likes. Alonzo, however, is torn between the two, although Bombalurina catches his eye. What happens next?
Alonzo says, "Screw you guys, I'm with Bomby!" and runs away with her.
(5) loves (1) and (1) secretly admires (5). What happens when (2), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (1)?
Bombalurina loves Misto and Misto secretly admires Bomba. What happens when Alonzo, Jemima, and Munkustrap find out that Bomba loves Misto?
Alonzo jumps Misto and beats the crap out of him because he wants Bomba to himself. Jemima beats the crap out of Bomba because she wants Alonzo to herself. Munk beats the crap out of Alonzo for beating the crap out of Misto, and for being the object of his daughter (Jemima)'s affection. Then Skimbleshanks comes in and beats the crap out of everybody for leaving him out. (Sorry 'bout that, but I've got "The Fire Within" on my mind today.)
(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honor for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Skimble has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Bombalurina will rejoice most because she's secretly in love with him, and because I'm out of ideas.
(This one is from Insane Tara)
Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)
8. Rum Tum Tugger
(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?
Mistoffelees and Bombalurina are hiding something from the others. THEY were the ones who told Plato to dress up as Macavity and kidnap Old D!! (GASP!)
(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they do?
Alonzo has found out that Munkustrap and Jemima are mates. What does he do? -Sigh- Here we go again . . .
Lonzy kicks Munk you-know-where -- HARD -- and starts yelling at him, demanding what the -- is wrong with him. Once the tabby recovers, Alonzo sends him to Coricopat and Tantomile for psychological help because not only did he ditch Demeter, he tried to become mates with his daughter. Alonzo then takes Jemima for himself.
(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?
Bombalurina is out on a walk when something stops her. It's probably Tugger.
Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.
A Skimbleshanks/Misto story? Hm.
When Skimbleshanks sets off to work on the Night Mail, what happens when he finds out a certain tuxedo tom snuck aboard the train? And what about the stationmaster's daughters, who will soon be sucked into the Misto fanclub as well?
Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.
Alonzo and Mungojerrie? Okay, I think I've got one:
Spots and Stripes Forever
(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?
Alonzo/Tugger or Tugger/Bombalurina? What the heck kind of question is that? Pfft, Tugger/Bomba for sure.
Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?
Demeter or Skimbleshanks? I'd say Skimble. We all know how skittish Demeter is, and she doesn't exactly seem like the type to take on a dog all by herself.
(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (1). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (1) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (9). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (2), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?
Bombalurina is mated with Jemima, but Skimbleshanks wants Jemima to himself. Skimble gets Alonzo and Tugger to help, but everything goes wrong when Jemima runs off with Mistoffelees. Munkustrap and Mungojerrie go to bring them both back, but find that Misto and Jemima are the parents of Demeter and Rumpleteazer. It comes to light that Bomba was cheating on Jemima with Alonzo, and cheating on both of them with Tugger. What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?
O_o Give me a minute, I need to read through that one a couple times. Uh, Old D steps down and appoints Munkustrap as leader, and lets him handle it. (Misto and Jemima as the parents of Demeter and Rumpleteazer?! Whoa . . .)
(Not sure who this one's from)
List your ten least favorite Warriors characters:
5) Firestar (NOT Fireheart)
7) Onestar (NOT Onewhisker)
1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Firestar and Daisy? Actually, yeah, I can! That's creepy . . .
2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
If Leopardstar was looking for a mate, would she choose Millie or Ashfur?
Ashfur. Leopardstar's too proud to take a kittypet as a mate.
3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Could I see Sol and Nightcloud fighting over Onestar? No. Sol isn't the kind of cat I'd see looking for a mate, and Nightcloud, from what I can tell, is pretty much physically attached to Crowfeather.
4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Berrynose and Hawkfrost?! Oh boy.
Berry is getting sick of Firestar being leader, so Hawkfrost teams up with him and helps him overthrow said leader. And . . . they fall in love by the end.
5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
What would happen if Onestar walked in on Firestar and Nightcloud making out?
Onestar would run and tell Crowfeather, but of course Crow wouldn't care.
6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Would Ashfur rather make out with Hawkfrost or slap Daisy?
Slap Daisy; who wouldn't want to do that?
7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?
Has there ever been a fanfiction story about Sol and Berrynose? No. That would be a disaster.
8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
What would kits between Millie and Hawkfrost look like?
Uhh . . . dark brown tabbies. And they'd all have freaky obsessions with taking over the Clans.
9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
What is a pickup line Ashfur wold use on Onestar? (O_o)
"I'd let you explore the tunnels under MY territory all night long."
10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
If Daisy and Millie got in a fight, who would Hawkfrost side with?
Are you kidding?! Neither! Hawk is, like, the exact duplicate of his father, Ultimatekittypethaterstar.
(Not sure who this one's from)
Write down the names of your twelve favorite characters.
1. Mistoffelees (CATS)
2. Ravenpaw (Warriors)
3. Munkustrap (CATS)
4. Graystripe (Warriors)
5. Jemima (CATS)
6. Fiyero (Wicked)
7. Alonzo (CATS)
8. Rum Tum Tugger (CATS)
9. Sandstorm (Warriors)
10. Elphaba (Wicked)
11. Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)
12. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Fiyero/Will Turner? . . . No to the first and no to the second.
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
Graystripe? Of course I do! :D (Yes, he's a cat . . . what's your point?)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
JACK SPARROW GOT TUGGER PREGNANT?! -Dies laughing- HOW IN HEAVISIDE DID THAT HAPPEN? Do I even want to know? Erm, there would be chaos, to say the VERY least.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Sandstorm . . . not off the top of my head. Almost all Warriors fanfictions in existence are about the author's OC/OCs.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ravenpaw and Fiyero?! I don't think so.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jemima/Sandstorm or Jemima/Elphaba? Uh . . . well, if I had to choose, I'd say Jemima/Sandstorm. I mean, at least they're both cats . . .
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
What would happen if Alonzo walked in on Ravenpaw and Jack Sparrow making out?
Jeez, maybe I should've read the questions before I picked the characters. Okay, okay. He'd probably walk back out again and pretend he didn't see anything, but remain grossed out for a month and probably forever haunted. (C'mon, you try to imagine a pirate making out with a scrawny little black cat! Seriously . . . I think Jack needs to lay off the rum a little bit. O.o)
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
A Munkustrap/Elphaba fic.
(Based upon the book Wicked, not the musical) What went on in the years between Shiz and Elphie's reunion with Fiyero? What if Elphaba was accompanied by another cat before Malky, a handsome silver tabby, and what will happen when this cat reveals himself to her as a charming young man?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Misto/Tugger fluff? YES. That is all.
An Alonzo/Jack Sparrow hurt/comfort fic? How about . . . Why Is the Rum Always Gone? It wouldn't be a slash, because I think we've seen enough of "Twelve" slash. -Looks back at question three-
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
Personally, I do (Three = Munkustrap), but je n'ai pas de "friends list".
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
What friends list? Sheesh, ya want me to say it in ANOTHER language?! Ich habe kein "friends list"!
I do not write/draw Will Turner, personally.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ravenpaw/Graystripe/Jemima? Meh. I might attempt that, if Jemima and Graystripe switched places in the triangle.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Eight = Tugger) I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Number of fandoms present may cause seizures.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A Jemima fic? Yesterday.
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).
Mistoffelees and Alonzo are in a happy relationship until Sandstorm runs off with Alonzo. Misto, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Will Turner and a brief unhappy affair with Fiyero, then follows the wise advice of Ravenpaw and finds true love with Jemima.
That was just a little weird, but I like the way it came out in the end.
Serious stuff: I put it all at the bottom so it wouldn't interrupt the other stuff. Some of it's pretty depressing, so read at your own discretion. You've been warned.
Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:
My name is Sarah
PLEASE READ THIS
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
Thoughts on Gay Marriage!
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! (this shows how stupid people are being by saying that gay marriage should be illegal.)
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
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