Hello, Person With Nothing Better To Do, you have just stumbled upon my humble profile. Thanks for clicking. Since I don't have any fanfiction of my own (yet...?) I guess I commented on one of your fics and probably did a pretty short job. Or had a lot to say.
When I wrote this, it was the 4th of Novembre, 2010, 15:17:28.
Knowing-worthy things about me:
I'm a legal adult (at least in my country), living in in northern Germany ("Where the land is so flat you can see today who comes to visit tomorrow").
I like old houses, hail (way better than rain), IKEA and pizza tonno. I listen to everything between Dido, Three Days Grace, Tchaikowsky, Eminem, Fettes Brot (Fat Bread. Weird name, I know, but good music) and Fantastische Vier (Fantastic Four. Not the superheroes!).
I've got six budgies of every coulour living in my room, and our dog visits me whenever Her Grace feels like it. I love animals.
I'm pretty good at English I think, not least thanks to this site, and I hope to get better in Spanish. I'm one of the few people in my Arts Class that is actually trying to follow the teacher from time to time. The only science that I ever really warmed up to is Biology, although I'm holding myself pretty good in Physics.
My obsessions and responding favourite pairings:
Finaly Fantasy VII: Cloud/Tifa (I consider it canon after Advent Children), Zack/Aerith, Yuffentine (It is possible without an OCC-Vincent, I am sure). I have to admit, I never played any game of the Compilation. But that's what things like fan-sites and Wikipedia are there for, no?
NCIS: Tiva (Naturally. I'm betting both of Abby's pigtails that those two are coming together in the 8th season!), McAbby (Just cute, but they are adorable as "just friends" all the same), Gibbs/NO ONE! (Does Yoda have a romantic relationship with anyone? No!)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed/Winry (He does marry her, does he not?), Ling/RanFan, Royai (The best pairing of the whole series imo) One of the few series that actually has an end...
Avatar: Jake/Neytiri ('course!), Trudy/Norm (I just wish she had survived...) Saw it a few times, once in 3D. Of course it's a great movie, even when the plot is pretty predictable... The pictures are just amazing. Even more amazing are all the stories people on this site create from the "raw material" of the film. I'm looking forward to the next movies all the same.
Star Trek: Voyager: Tom/B'Elanna (Their arguing is just so... entertaining), Janeway/Chakotay (Now, if THAT pairing doesn't hold the promise of a lot of drama, I don't know what does!) The only Star Trek with a female Captain... My rolemodel as a kid? Kathryn Janeway.
Naruto: Tsunade/Jiraya (That scene where he goes to spy on Akatsuki and says farewell IS my favourite Naruto scene. Definetly.) Sakura/Sasuke (Although the way Mr. Uchiha behaves in the last chapters I've seen - before OneManga was put down - he was quite the a*hole. Still, they would make a cute couple on some alternate plane of reality)
Inu Yasha: Inu Yasha/Kagome (Canon. No Kikyo-bashing, please. I'm sure she was an important character... despite being a heartless b*tch most of the time...), Miroku/Sango (Canon... finally) That was a long time ago. First anime I really hooked up to. I even collected the mangas until I lost patience since there seemed to be no end.
Eragon: Just recently re-discovered. Are there any real pairings in Eragon besides Roran/Katrina? I don't really like Roran... Eragon/Arya is best the one-sided way it is, I think. Although Arya seemed to warm up a bit in Brisingr... As it is, I'm hoping for a cute Saphira/Unknown Green Dragon Out Of The Last Egg. Or maybe Saphira/Thorn. Though, how this is going to work out, I don't really know...
Random Things I stole from Random Sites:
Weird Quiz With Characters From Different Series
1. Sasuke (Naruto)
2. Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
3. Gibbs (NCIS)
4. Cloud (Final Fantasy VII)
5. Ziva (NCIS)
6. Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
7. Sakura (Naruto)
8. Tony (NCIS)
9. Arya (Inheritance Circle)
10. Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
11. Eragon (Inheritance Circle)
12. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
An Ed/Eragon fic? Not that I recall... But, yeah, I think it would be interesting... As long as it's friendship. I dunno, they could talk about a the guilt they have loaded on their shoulders respectively... And Ed could show off his non-magical alchemistry stuff and beat Galbatorix. Actually that sounds pretty good...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Uhm? Hello!!! This is Cloud! Of course he's hot! Did you see that scene at the beginning of AC where he's just standing with his motorbike (Note: motorbike=big plus) gazing at the desert, contemplating his doom? Yes, I like them manic-depressive.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Sephiroth got Tony pregnant? Uhhhh, the images... (Hey, with all those Jenova cells that might even be possible!)
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Fics about Arya? Well, I've only just started into the Eragon-fandom on this site... But there was one. And I didn't finish it. Eragon had been away for a hundred years or so after the final battle and Arya was all whiny and had missed him so much she turned away from everybody and Eragon had to go and bring her back...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
WOW! Ed and Winry?! YES, hell yes! Seriously, I used dices to decide on the order in the list... this is fate, people! They are meant to be together! *swings Ed/Win fan-flag*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ziva/Arya or Ziva/Tifa?. ...Well, as far as friendship goes... I think all three would get along really well with each other, since they are all strong-hearted women with fighting experience... still. Elves are just... different and materia would be enough magic for Ziva, so I think Ziva/Tifa.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Sakura walked in on Winry and Sephiroth having (non-consensual) sex? WHAT THE HELL?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
A Gibbs/Tifa fic? Gladly.
"Gibbs knew that look in the eyes of his newest team member... He had seen it in Ziva's eyes after Somalia and a weaker echo of it in Tony's... It seemed that Tifa, too, needed a father that was there for her."
Cheap, I know. Way too easy.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sasuke/Tony... fluff? Bwahaha... Oh, good one.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If I wanted Cloud to deflower Sasuke? Oh, yuck!
12. Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
When they read fanfiction and know NCIS... Nah. I'm the only one crazy enough for that... Besides: Gibbs is married to his job, period. If you consider that a hetero relationship, we can talk.
13. Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Nope. I'm not even sure if they know Eragon, for that matter.
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Tifa in a moment of great passion... Heh.
"Oh God, CLOUD!"
...Yes, I went there... [insert major blush here]
15. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song fic about Tony... Maybe an angsty fic about his lonely childhood with a father that doesn't care along Three Days Grace's "Home".
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
A Sasuke/Ed/Sephiroth? Um, wow. That's got everything.
Loads of swearing, gore, a lot of violence... multiple character death.
17. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Four?
A pick up line for Tifa to use on Cloud???? This is creepy... fate, again. I think it would unfold like this:
"On a late evening in Seventh Heaven (after AC) Tifa to a dog-tired Cloud:
Aaaand then she would drag him off and kiss him silly. That should get through his thick skull.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
The last time I read a fic abou Ziva... was a Tiva fic where she got pregnant (sounds cheap, but it was very well written) three days ago. When I was supposed to be working on applications...
19. What is Six's super secret kink?
If you define "kink" as a weird sexual preference... Ed's would be... screwdrivers. To his head. And it's not really that secret.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
And AGAIN! Holy Shit! Yet another actual pair from the same series... Can't decide if it's weird or slowly getting boring...
Well, first off, Eragon would never "shag" Arya. He respects her too much. If ever (and that is a bif IF) they would come together he would make love to her. Very tenderly.
I prefer it the melo-dramatic, one-sided way it is, though.
21. If Two and Seven get together, who tops?
If Winry and Sakura were together... Women can share.
22. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2). " What title would you give this fic?
Let's take this slowly.
"Sasuke and Arya are in a happy relationship until Arya runs off with Cloud. Sasuke, brokenhearted (HA! That's the day the sun rises in the west.), has a hot one-night stand with Eragon and a brief unhappy affair with Sephiroth (...always with the psychopaths...), then follows the wise advice of Ziva and finds true love with Winry"
"One to another" because Sasuke goes from one person to the next and doesn't really seem to think for himself...
23. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sakura/Tony? I would accuse CBS of being pedophile...
My Place for Random Quotes:
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world try and figure out how you did it.
Politics: "poli", a Latin word meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "bloodsucking creatures". (Robin Williams)
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) [... Ouch!]
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
There are no happy endings, because nothing ends. (Last Unicorn)
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